“Eva Longoria desperately wants you to look at her legs” links


I feel like Eva Longoria is about to start tap dancing. [Hollywood Rag]
Vanessa Hudgens wears something other than a pageant gown! [Go Fug Yourself]
Bret Michaels‘ “sexy” chat with Kim Kardashian. [PopBytes]
First Dimple Parade paparazzi photos in a long time – Jennifer Garner‘s Arthur promotional duties have officially begun! [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
I know you‘re going to yell, but I actually think LeAnn looks like she‘s gained some weight back. [Evil Beet]
Ali Larter and baby Theodore. [I’m Not Obsessed]
Video of Justin Bieber setting his mom on fire. [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Kathy Griffin in a bikini. One word: Casper. [INFDaily]
Hilary Duff has got a somewhat large booty. [Celebslam]
Scott Pelley replacing Katie Couric? He has predator eyes. [Bitten and Bound]
Video tease of Britney‘s “Til the World Ends”. [Radar]
Sean Hayes cast as Larry in The Three Stooges. Not bad. [The Celebrity Café]
Jordana Brewster on Maxim or one of those magazines. [Celebs]
Helena Bonham Carter is not amused. [CityRag]
I was never into Thundercats. I liked Gem & the Holograms. [Starpulse]
I want to see this movie, Hanna. Starring La Blanchett! [Moviefone]


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  1. almond says:

    Even the legs somehow manage to look eager for attention. How does she do it?

  2. DSMR says:

    Drum sticks I say, Drum Sticks!

  3. mln76 says:

    Oh I loved Jem and the Holograms. I think I still remember the theme song by heart.

  4. silken_floss says:

    I’m probably in the minority, but I like that jacket & booty shorts combo. I’d wear it :)

  5. hannah says:

    I think she looks great! If you have a body like that, why not show it off? At her age, she’s probably working really hard to maintain it, so why not?

  6. Catherine says:

    She has a lovely curvy petite body.

  7. Stephy2585 says:

    too skinny for me!

  8. Ron says:

    Jacket with nothing underneath and shorts with heels……a yawn inducing tramp?

  9. Jackson says:

    I am not even close to being a prude, but seriously, does everything have to be cut down to here and cut up to there? IDK. Her body looks good but, IDK. She looks like she’s dressed for a stage show or something.

  10. Relli says:

    @mln76 and Kaiser, Jem was TRULY TRULY TRULY OUTRAGEOUS!

  11. RobN says:

    I’d forgotten how much I miss Ann Miller until I saw this picture.

  12. Leticia says:

    I like her legs from the knee down, but I don’t think her thighs are in proportion to her calves. Picky, I know, but this site is called Celebitchy, so there.

  13. hstl1 says:

    She is doing that to distract us from her horse face. A horse, is a horse, of course, of course…they call him Eva Longoria.

  14. Delta Juliet says:

    I wish I had her legs!

  15. k says:

    She can pull it off.

    That look is in right now, and it’s much classier than other past trends — so I’ll take it.

  16. malachais says:

    How exactly is she ‘curvy’? Please explain. I am baffled as to how a 90 lb woman with chicken legs is curvy.

    I have seen Eva in person. She is tiny and in no way curvy.

  17. guilty pleasures says:

    Wow!! I’d rock that if I looked like that!

  18. truetalk says:

    forgive her open chest, it’s not like there’s much to see.

  19. beth says:

    i want what she’s boning.

  20. WYIJM says:

    She looks great and I’m sure she works hard for it, so why not.

  21. RHONYC says:

    the poof in the shoulders ruin this entire look. besides that, i’d say it’s okay. ;-)

  22. Mick says:

    Another star looking to be noticed.

  23. Kiki says:

    Once you’re a Jem Girl, you’re never the same

  24. Enny says:

    I think I’m most offended by the dyed-to-match shoes.

  25. HotLatino says:

    If you got it, flaunt it, and Eva’s got it, she’s one of the most beautiful women on Earth. So freaking gorgeous and she has her own charity and everything. I never understood why she’s labeled as desperate! She’s beautiful and certainly not desperate!

  26. benny says:

    That’s too much make-up to be wearing with shorts. It looks like she has 2 pounds of mascara, eye shadow, eye-liner, and fake eye lashes on. Is that to off-set the large bags under her eyes? It’s not working.

  27. hatsumomo says:

    Hey, whats up with the rate the articles? For ad revenue or what?

  28. Ruffian9 says:

    I like it, fantastic colour.

  29. poodlemom says:

    Where is her shirt? Why is she so slutty looking lately???

  30. ordinarygirl86 says:

    The outfit is cute but way too matchy matchy!

  31. MaudeLebowski says:

    Formal shorts? Is it 2003? Where’s your Von Dutch trucker cap?

  32. paisleydog says:

    I LOVE Ann Miller and I miss her too.

  33. krys says:

    i do like it cant deny it, i will wear it lol

  34. lisa says:

    I think she has a cute figure. All women are different.

    I have always felt that she wanted to be a bigger star. I think she should have left DH a long time ago to make that happen. She is now in a tough spot. Only seen as that character.

    And I think that it is true for a lot of people Why pay to see her on a big screen when you can on the small one for free..

  35. Ejq says:

    Isn’t it freezing in NY right now? I mean really.

  36. Isa says:

    I feel like I’d wear all three pieces, just seperately.

  37. rissa says:

    id like to see how you women stack up to her. i think she looks good.

  38. Dominique says:

    I know people don’t like her, but I think she looks great!

  39. Mouse says:

    Wow, I am not a fan of that outfit. Doesn’t leave much to the imagination does it.

  40. really says:

    she is so so so cute! love her!

  41. Angelina says:

    Love the outfit! I only wish I could pull something like that off and look half as good! I think she’d look even better with a bit less makeup, but she still looks gorgeous.

  42. Bee says:

    “Gem is truly outrageous. Truly, truly truly outrageous. Woah Gem.” God, I loved Gem and the holograms when I was a kid. I still find myself singing the theme song sometimes. Oh, the memories.

  43. Roxy75 says:

    How ‘effing stupid! What the hell. Who in America goes out in public wearing a suit with daisy duke suit shorts to match? Wow can we say self absorbed? She is so trying to show off.

  44. Sassy says:

    Step, shuffle, ball change!

  45. Mick says:

    rissa, As far as stacking up to Eva, there are a lot of beautiful women with natural beauty out there. Eva is average with a lot of makeup and other enhancements. Like, Carrie Underwood says in her commercial, a star’s main job is Glam. Eva’s job is to look glamorous and keep herself in the news.

  46. Arianna says:

    @ Sassy

    hahahaah loved that brings me back

  47. Kosmos says:

    Honestly, her legs don’t look that fantastic, sorry.

  48. Franny says:

    How did you guys not comment on this crotch shot?