Kirstie Alley is still delusional about her weight, claims to be a size 8


I’ve never been nasty about Kirstie Alley’s weight. I think the woman loves food, and I think she probably hates to exercise, and really, who cares? I’m not related to her, so I’m not going to sit here and give her a lecture about it. BUT, even though I feel a massive “meh” when discussing the size of Kirstie’s ass, I will always, always, ALWAYS be a fan of calling out a celebrity on their delusions. It’s a cottage industry at this point – The Delusional Industrial Complex, in which celebrities of a certain size publicly proclaim a bold-faced lie about their size.

If Kirstie had just waltzed her way through Dancing With the Stars (get it?) without mentioning specifics about what size she was or specific (fake) numbers on how much weight she lost, we wouldn’t be having this conversation. But don’t go on the record with Us Weekly, claiming some nonsense that NO ONE could possibly believe. Then you just look crazy. So… yeah. Kristie went to Us Weekly and actually spoke these words: “I started out in a size 12, then an 8, and then I think next week I’ll be in a 6. The real size I want to be in is probably a 4 or a 6. That’s where I look best.” FOR. REAL.

This is a photo of Kirstie from April 13.


Here are photos of Kirstie from April 18.



Size 8? Nope. Not even a 10. Or a 12. Now, I do think she’s losing weight. I think she’s probably working her ass off, and I think this is likely the most exercise she’s had in years, and seriously, GOOD FOR HER. I’m happy for her, and I think she’s probably an inspiration to many women. But don’t lie about your size. You weren’t a size 12 when you started, and you’re not a size 8 now. BITCH PLEASE.

I will say this though – what did you guys think was going to happen? She’s always been delusional about her weight! Remember this? How about this? And now she relaunching (?) her “Organic Liaison weight loss system” – which is that Scientology crap she was shilling last year. So basically, Kristie is bound and determined to ruin whatever goodwill she might have retained from her Dancing With the Stars appearance.


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  1. luls says:

    LOL! i hope to God thats not what a size 8 looks like, becuz im a size 12, currently on a diet to get DOWN to an 8, and physically i look like HALF of HER!! :P

  2. K says:

    At least she’s not in J Love “size two” territory. Yet.

  3. SlightlyPeeved says:

    No way she is a size 8. I’m a size 10 and she is still heavier than I was before I lost 15 lbs.

  4. Eileen says:

    Uhhhh I’m a size 8 and if I look like that at a size 8 than I need to loose weight! lol

  5. Kimbob says:

    Yes, it is absolutely ridiculous that Kirstie thinks anyone would believe such crap. Yes, she is delusional. What does anyone expect from a celebrity that signs 1 million year contracts w/their….ahem…”church.” Actually, I can’t remember the # of years on those stupid Scientology contracts, but it is whack..I DO know that. Yes, Kaiser…please do continue to call out the celebs that talk as if we (general public) were mushrooms…continuing to feed us s%@*t and keep us in the dark.

  6. Marjalane says:

    I don’t know what she weighs, but she looks remarkably good for someone in her 60′s. I am always (pleasantly) surprised by her DWTS demeanor.

  7. kelbear says:

    I just don’t believe it because my sister is an 8 and much smaller than her.

  8. gillie says:

    that bottom photo? i thought it was lindsay lohan. i need more coffee.

  9. Samigirl says:

    I am a size 12, and I look way tinier than that. She carries a LOT of weight in her legs. She should never be allowed to wear skinny jeans.

  10. Bina says:

    If she’s a size ten then I’m a size zero. And I’m five foot eight and a half and weigh well over 170 lbs.

  11. Livia says:

    I’m a size 12. Yes, I’d like to be smaller, but I also hate exercise and I like my booze and cake (who doesn’t?!). I’m thinking Alley is at least a 14, but who cares? I wish she’d stop bitching about her weight, and wear some nice clothes. No one would give a shit about her weight if she’d just stop wearing the sweats and maybe comb her hair once in a while.

  12. Phoenix says:

    LOL! Let’s just say that Kim Kardashian IS a size 4 (she isn’t).. Kirstie Alley thinks she’s two sizes bigger than Kim? I don’t understand why celebrities lie about these things when we can blatantly see that it isn’t true.

  13. Sarah says:

    I’d say she’s about a 12 or 14. She’s not huge but she’s in noooo way a size 8 or 6.

  14. Johnny Depp's Girl says:


    I have always called this ho out on her weight delusions.

    She’s a BIG girl. There is no size 8 that’s gonna cover that a$$…

  15. Bite me says:

    Hmmm, interesting , happy good Friday everyone and what time will the dong be served today

  16. Hautie says:

    Well bless her heart.

    Too bad her legs, thighs and ass are screaming “I am a 16″… or she may could get away with that comment.

    But there is no way, she is in the single digit size clothes.

    Then again Oprah has been telling everyone for years she is a size 8 too.

    Maybe there is a special store out there for the rich and delusional.

    Were all the clothes are 0-8′s only. When in reality they are 12-24′s. :)

  17. eva says:

    Ahhh…ha. I’m a size 14, 5’9″ 180, and girlfriend, is closer to size 16.

    Even so she looks great for 60 years old. Note to celebrity anorexic twigs: a few extra pounds takes years off your face, because the skin doesn’t hang there. At least this is what I tell myself each day when I look in the mirror and see my butt.

  18. Jackson says:

    Wow. She just needs to shut up about her size. It always astounds me that these celebs think the public is comprised of nothing but fools. We know what sizes look like, Kirstie. I’d peg her at about a size 16 ATM, maybe a 14 in some clothes. Maybe. Oh, and I’m sure the fact that she is losing weight has nothing to do with all that dancing and is completely due to the CoS diet crap she shills for. Ugh.

  19. Judy says:

    Kirstie has lost a lot of weight–you can really see it in her face and she has nice arms, but NO WAY IN HELL is she a size 8 and to state that makes her sound like a fruitloop, as well as being insulting to her viewers and supporters. Reminds me of Sherri Shepherd saying she was a size 6 a couple of years ago…talk about delusional.

  20. Kaye1 says:

    She’s pretty tall, so I think she looks like an 18 or 20.

  21. cee says:

    Um, maybe she meant a size six (teen)

  22. RovingLass says:

    Hautie–”Maybe there is a special store out there for the rich and delusional.

    Were all the clothes are 0-8’s only. When in reality they are 12-24’s.”

    I agree. I don’t know that much about designer clothing…is there a different sizing system? Maybe they have a assistant cut out all the real size tags and sew in new ones to keep the dream alive. :)

  23. lucy2 says:

    I think she’s not seeing the “1″ in front of the “8″. It’s great that she’s losing some dancing, but why BS about the sizes?
    I remember reading a while back that she used to have a home gym set up in her living room, and when she lost all the weight before, she figured she was done and put everything into storage. She’s clearly someone who doesn’t understand the realities of it all.

  24. Delta Juliet says:

    I always wonder….do they think that we, the general public, don’t wear clothes too or something? How can they tell stories like that and NOT think that all the other actual size 8, 10, 12+ women are going to think “uh-uh sister, no way”

  25. LadyBert62 says:

    Get real Kristie – it is more like a size 28!

  26. Lee196 says:

    As someone who just worked her a** off to drop from a size 12 to an 8, this just pisses me off…

  27. mimi says:

    I think she knows shes not a size 8, I think it was a joke, but she acted seriously, just to give people like you all something to talk about. Ladies, she isnt stupid, shes hilarious!!! She knows everyone is watching her weight…Gez.

  28. gg says:

    The fact that she loses 20 lbs and then always has to appear in some midriff spanx every time and blast her version of her size every week screams insecurity.

    Kirstie. Dude. Look at Jennifer. To do this classy, just stick with the program and STFU. Broadcasting stats, real or fake, pretty much proves that the minute your show is gone, you’re going to lose all that instant approval and go back to your old size. Also, the thighs are still at size 18. Nobody her age should be showing their midriff in the first place!!

    Just get the kudos for the slowly shrinking you, STOP ASSAULTING OUR EYES with your midriff (! hello !) and try out some class FOR A CHANGE …

  29. Ari says:

    She looks about a 18-20 as I am a 16 but tall and curvy [proportionate] – her thighs scare me :L

    But yeah she shouldnt be lying about that sh-t it just makes her look dumb!

    Now Kim Kardashian…thats an 8! (lol)

  30. NoFrank says:

    I hope she was joking but I kind of have a feeling she’s not. I’m 5’10″ and weigh about 195 and I wear a 14 or 16, depending on the manufacturer and whether they make Tall sizes. I don’t know how tall Kirstie is but she’s at least a size 16 because I know I look skinnier than she does and I’m not skinny by any stretch of the imagination. I do think more expensive clothes tend to run bigger for their size; in some high-dollar makes of jeans, I can wear a size 12 which is ridiculous for someone as big as I am. I think that’s done so people who are spending ridiculous amounts of money on clothes can tell people they wear a size 8 when they clearly only wear a size 8 in their dreams. The sad part is, she’s a pretty woman and a talented actress and as long as she’s healthy — which, I bet she’s healthier now than she’s been in forever — who the hell cares what size she’s in? Celebrities are sad.

  31. Justalark says:

    First of all, I would like to say on record that I am pleasantly surprised by the fact that Kristie is such a good sport and has such a fun, self-deprecating attitude on DWTS (kind of like the anti-Kate Gosselin)!

    Regarding her weight, I agree that she is obviously talking Xenu sizes when she claims she is a currently a size 8 and wil be a 6 by next week….We are talking Interplanetary Fashion, ladies, so cut her a break!

    The biggest turnoff for me is Kirstie’s WiLD MANE of HAIR It is wavy, thick, gorgeous hair naturally, yet it always looks brassy, oily, and stringy. And even though it’s a little long for a 60-yr-old woman, I wouldn’t mind that IF IT WERE CLEAN!

  32. JenJen says:

    @Bite me, Happy Good Friday to you and everyone else!

    Does Kirstie not have a bra on in the first and second pic? All I see is skin in the back and she is very lop-sided. Her dancing partner has guts for letting her jump down from the stage into him after he felt the damage she could do on the ground. Yeah, I know he said it was “his fault”, poor guy, lol.

  33. Rhiley says:

    @Brin- Ha!

    @Kaiser, you should start a new segment, similiar to HGF, called Bitch Please! Each week you can choose your Bitch Please! moment of the week. Guys can be bitches too.

  34. Sue says:

    This is Kristie M.O she loses weight when she gets attention for it but once the attention is gone she gains it all back while all the time lying about her true size. Same thing happened with Jenny Craig when she was the face of the brand she was losing weight and keeping it off the moment they decided to uses someone new she gained it all back then started lying about her size again. If she ever wants to keep the weight off she needs to leave her cult because she has some serious issues and need to see someone about it.

  35. OtherChris says:

    She’s tall and curvy but she’s not an 8. With her height, maybe an 18. I would find it hard to believe she’s even a 16.

    Having said that, she looks good, period. She’s no twig but her face isn’t all messed up and she has a waist. She should embrace her curves as much as she embraces her crazy. I kind of like her. She seems harmless.

  36. Isabel says:

    Word on the skinny jeans, she has no business wearing them at this point. A lot of us can’t. My legs look like somebody poured a bunch of Velveeta in there if I try some one. Gotta birth this baby and work on that one.

    I don’t understand why she’d even say that she started as a 12. It’s so clear that she didn’t…and IT’S OK TO NOT BE A 12!! Lying like this is just…bad. Just bad.

  37. Crash2GO2 says:

    LOL @Kaboom!!!

    Bitch is crazy. The sooner we all accept that and stop being amazed at the crap that she spews and just start enjoying it (the way she seems to) the better.

  38. stephanie says:

    jeggings are such a horrible look unless you’re tiny (and not like, jlove size two tiny, actual tiny). I wouldn’t be caught dead in them, and i really am a size 8.

  39. Lala11_7 says:

    Big girls can rock jeggings if they have height to carry it off and ain’t carrying “too” wide in the hip/thigh/butt area…being a BBW…I know these things intimately…

    I wish Kristie would work on being healthy and happy instead of focusing on a “single digit” clothing size…that’s how I got out of diet hell, maintaining balance and always making sure I look good in my bra (no spillage or 3rd boob thing happening in the middle)…

  40. Andrea says:

    She is MINIMUM a size 14 or 16. She was probably a size 6-8 when she was on Cheers!

  41. Tazina says:

    Did you ever think she might be “JOKING?”

  42. sapphire says:

    Farty, Kim Kardashian, JLH are all blabbing about their fake sizes-now she is too. Notice not a single one is owning up to the digits!

    I second the request for “Bitch, puhleese”

  43. Lindy says:

    Sigh… I am with you an calling out the delusions. It’s frustrating to read this kind of BS. Look, Kirstie, we get it–weight is your waterloo. You have made it the focus of your career in recent years. (“career”?) So just effing admit that you are a 16 or maybe 18, and that you’re trying to work your way down, and that you’re excited to have lost some weight with all the dancing, and that you know how tough it is to drop lbs. Stop the fakery.

  44. Franny says:

    fuck that. im 5’9 and 170 pounds and a size 10. fuck her if she says she looks skinner than I do. I feel really fat today but she is not skinnier than me.

  45. Falula says:

    WHAT?! I’m a 12-14 and I hope I look better than Kirstie. I think it’s ridiculous to lie about this stuff. SAYING you’re a size 8 doesn’t make you LOOK different to anyone. It’s not like I suddenly think she looks healthy because she proclaims to be a different size than she is.

  46. Dizzy says:

    size 14-16
    That’s why she gains weight. She tricks herself into thinking that she’s not fat by looking in the mirror straight on from the shoulders up. Same thing has happened to me but to a lesser degree!
    But… she does look wonderful for 60, lets be fair!

  47. BW says:

    I think we need a sarcasm font so you can tell when a person is being facetious. She was joking when she gave that quote to US Weekly. It’s US Weekly, for pete’s sake. Would you give a serious quote to them?

  48. Gigohead says:

    Ok and 8 is a bit much, but I will say this. Kirstie is definately changing and I can see she is getting results from her constant work outs. It debunked the whole premise that Bristol Palin had that she was working out but yet she seemed to get bigger and bigger on the show. I’m proud of Kirstie and if she does continue to do her thing and dance all day, she may get to the 8 — Someday. but that day is not today. I still say a 14

  49. John Wayne Lives says:

    Maybe her thighs are a size 8

  50. Hakura says:

    @Brin“Maybe it’s a Xenu size 8.

    That would explan it! Scientology appeals to the vanity of celebrities by offering them size-mis-labeled clothing. You know Tom & John are just as concerned that their butts look big in clothing. Fashion conscious folk that they are >.>

    @Hautie“Then again Oprah has been telling everyone for years she is a size 8 too.”

    Well, being that she’s Oprah, she can afford to have her assistants change the sizes on everything in the store before she graces it with her presence.

    @Lee196“As someone who just worked her a** off to drop from a size 12 to an 8, this just pisses me off…”

    Congrats!! =) Don’t let Kirstie’s pathetic delusion get to you. You *know* you did the work to get where you are, which is a hell of a lot more than she can say. (Plus she’s a scientologist, who gives a damn what she says, anyway?)

  51. TeeTee says:

    her people must be sewing in smaller size tags…

    she looks horrible in those jeggings..

    pls do not wear if you are larger than a size 8-10 and knock kneed, it looks horrible..

    at 60 and Kirstie is still playing the same game, its really sad, smdh.

  52. inked613 says:

    Lee196: as someone who worked her ass off to go from a size 18 to a 6 [75 lbs worth] i agree that she is insulting every person who has really achieved a solid weight loss accomplishment. stop lying kirstie! it makes you look worse than all that extra weight packed into leggings and that uncombed rats’ nest of hair. i’m so over this woman

  53. curmudgeon says:

    I am a twelve (to my dismay) at the moment and My body is about the circumfrence of her thigh.

  54. guesty says:

    If she’s a 6 or an 8 then imma 00.

  55. MSMLNP says:

    Size 8 when she covers the “1″ with her thumb.

    She is at LEAST a 16. and so what if she is…the problem is the delusion about it???

  56. Liana says:

    I’m a size 6/8 depending on the twinkie factor, and no way is she my size. She looks awesome, though!

  57. Vicky says:

    It is just a typo the “1″ is missing. I think she was trying to say she is a “18″ and next week a “16″, right?

    Leggings should never be made in sizes that large.

    That being said, I like her and I think she is funny. She is a pretty lady and her face and hair look younger than she really is.

  58. Amanda says:

    NO WAY. Girl is at least an 18. I will give her credit- she lost a LOT of weight since her high point a few years ago when she was legit obese. But, I am a size 12 (10 on a good week) and I am 1/2 her size, maybe less. And, I don’t think she’s short- 5’7 or so, maybe? There is no way in hell those legs of hers would fit in my size 10 or 12 jeans.

  59. bagladey says:

    Kirstie was enormous so maybe she now FEELS like a size 8, but she has to have started the show at size 20, is now about a size 14/16 and she may be size 12 when she exits the show, but there’s no way that one of her thighs could even fit into size 10 at the moment.

  60. jc126 says:

    Delusional, yes, but wow, she’s looking so much better! I never could understand why she was so negative on exercise. Hope she sticks with it for her health’s sake.

  61. Katherine M. says:

    Please. She is easily an 18 or probably a Plus size.

    I am 5 foot tall and I can get into 4s or 6s when I am under 115. At 111 and very well toned I am at size 4 or 6 maybe, just maybe a 2 in tops if it’s a generous cut. I wore size 2 when I was 99 – 105 lbs. I need an 8 if I get up to 120. Small sizes are unforgiving.

    Maybe she means a size 8 mumu. Otherwise girl is just delusional.

  62. KCT says:

    I think one of her legs is a size 8.

    She’s a pretty woman and if she would just keep dancing and keep her mouth shut, her public persona would improve.

  63. SolitaryAngel says:

    @brin: LOL!

    I also vote for the Bitch Please column!!! Please, please please write that one, Kaiser!!!!!

  64. Johnny Depp's Girl says:

    Vote for Bitch Please Column

  65. original kate says:

    i read a blind item years ago about a diva who made her assistant cut out all the size 10 tags in her clothes and replace them with size 2 tags. most people thought it was mariah carey, but really it could be anyone in hollywood. the pressure for women to stay skinny in show business must be crushing.

  66. Emma says:

    Dude, she’s never been a size 4 or 6. I just looked up pictures of her from a long time ago. One leg wouldn’t fit into a size 4.

  67. Emma says:

    @Katherine M. Exactly! Small sizes are very unforgiving. I wear a six (sometimes a four in jeans) and I only wore smaller when I was in the middle of my eating disorder (I’m 5’7 and naturally very curvy). And she’s taller than me (I forget her height, but it’s upwards of 5’8 right?)! She’s SO delusional. No way she’s an eight.

  68. wunderkindt says:

    She’s just big.

    Even back in her Cheers days, she was thinner but still big.

    Looks like she’s till well over 200 lbs at this point, and nowhere near a size 12.

  69. Mshuffleupagus says:

    Yeah, maybe if she’s 7’3″.

  70. Ron says:

    Bitch please. the blue thing she wore last week you could fit two size 8′s in so that would make her a 16. And that’s being nice because of Jesus’s big weekend.

  71. thesaurophile says:

    And I’m a fairy princess. There may be an 8 in her size, but it’s not alone.

  72. ZenB says:

    Like Kaiser said, I’m not one to usually rag on another woman’s weight. I keep saying J-Love isn’t fat just bottom heavy but I CANNOT STAND Kirstie Alley and her delusions.

    “I started out in a size 12, then an 8, and then I think next week I’ll be in a 6. The real size I want to be in is probably a 4 or a 6. That’s where I look best.” – honey you were never a 4.

    I started out this year as a 16 (URGH!) – I’ve been working out and on Weight Watchers for a month and have whittled my way down to a 14. Her hips are soooo much bigger than mine. She has to weigh 220 or more like the Enquirer says. I’m only 5’4″ so my guestimates could be off but my friend who is 5’9″ and doing WW with me says her first goal is to be under 200 and she is like a 14/16 much smaller than Kirstie in the hips and shoulders.

    @Franny this is why I hate her! To me she looks like a 14 on top and an 18/20 on the bottom. She’s very pear shaped like JLove. She is NOT smaller than I am.

    She also has a weird body… she’s bigger than I and my taller friend are but she’s in a lot better shape. She’s huge yet toned. You can see the muscles in those leggings. I guess if you work out like a fiend and eat like a pig you can build muscle under there.

    I’ve taken up Zumba now so hopefully, I will be toned soon AND a real size 8. I look best in a 1990 6/8 no clue what that is now.

    And yes, I say HUGE because I don’t like her. It’s a combo of personality and delusions. Any one else I would be nicer.

  73. Annie says:

    It’s not her weight that’s the main problem in these photos – it’s her unwashed, uncombed hair. If she just put a bit of effort into her hair she would look good. My guess is she’s around a size 18 – but I have come across some insane vanity sizing in some stores so anything is possible. I’m slim but certainly no overly skinny girl and in some stores I’m swimming in a size 4 – in dressmaker’s pattern sizes I’m a 12.

  74. K-MAC says:

    8 my ass, more like 18 and I bet 28 is more accurate!

  75. hellen says:

    Size 8 in what, dog years?

    Okay, she may be joking. But that kind of joke just begs for calling-out and ridicule.

  76. Hakura says:

    She’s 60!??! Holy hell. I thought that was an exaggeration… I can’t believe she’s 60! But now that I go back & look at the pics, you can definitely see her age in her hands >..< I still say Kim isn’t a size 4. She’d bust the seams of ANY of my jeans.

  77. ZenB says:

    ~Were all the clothes are 0-8’s only. When in reality they are 12-24’s.~

    My mom says it’s called Chico’s.

    I also vote for “Bitch, Puuuuhleeeeeze”

  78. Janna says:

    size eight, bawahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha

    That’s all I have to say. LOL

  79. Hakura says:

    I’m a size 4 (Though my body shape very suddenly & randomly changed recently… In like… one week.). I’m 115lbs right now, but regularly gain & lose 3-5lbs in a week span. I’m just glad I’m not on the ‘edge’ of my size, or else that would be a serious pain in the ass.

    But I know I’ve had it much easier than most people… genetics on my side. (but I know that won’t last forever, so I’m enjoying it while I can). >.<

  80. Kim says:

    She isnt even a size 12 – more like 16-18!

  81. the original bellaluna says:

    Maybe she meant her shoe size…

    No more Shots of Delusion for Kirstie!

  82. Just Me says:

    @ thesaurophile:

    And I’m a fairy princess. There may be an 8 in her size, but it’s not alone

    You get my vote for the best comment of the day!

  83. lolas says:

    Size, 8, size 18, whatever. The woman is 60 years old and I think she looks fantastic and love watching her on DWTS.

  84. alexandra says:

    She is Laney Bryant size 8, for plus size women.

  85. lulu says:

    Thank you, Kaiser!

    I read that headline- somewhere?- about her wearing a size 6 and all of the sudden the world was topsy-turvy but now Kaiser has set it right again.

  86. Cherry Rose says:

    I’m 5’7″ and currently wear size 14 (size 12 in some brands), and I am nowhere near as big as her (though to be fair, it’s not fat on me, it’s that i’m curvy). So I would say she’s a size 16 at the least, but closer to a size 18.

    Why do stars lie about their clothing sizes? We’re not blind, we can see what the shape of their body is. Sheesh.

  87. lainey says:

    Size 8. To the tenth power.

  88. Judy says:

    “Size, 8, size 18, whatever. The woman is 60 years old and I think she looks fantastic and love watching her on DWTS.”
    Totally agree w/ this post. She just needs to quit bringing it up and lying about it. I’m loving her on DWTS, especially her first dance to Cee Lo Green’s “Forget You,” (radio version). Have just about worn out the CD to “Lady Killer”–it’s fabulous!!!

  89. Tar says:

    I’m 5’5″ and a very toned 125 lbs. I work out … a lot … so i have quite a bit of of muscle in that 125. I am a size 6-8 depending on the manufacturer … so no fucking way …

  90. Scarlet Vixen says:

    Kirstie Alley is 5’7″. I’m 5’10″, 170lbs, sz10-12 (I have a 4mo old, gained 52lbs & am 5lbs away from pre-baby weight. Yay me!). I know that body structure is part of one’s weight–at my lightest I was 153lbs, a sz8 and darn bony in places because I have a larger bone structure and athletic build. Judging by my own experience and what other here have written, I’m thinking that at 5’7″, Kirstie’s over 200lbs and at least an sz18+. Which I have no problem with at all. I love her attitude on DWTS, and she’s obviously enjoying herself, getting great exercise and losing weight. But, I really do hope she was joking about the sizes. Because if not, she’s delusional if she thinks we’ll believe her.

  91. Lee says:

    Seconding (or third-ing, fourth-ing) the inclusion of a weekly “Bitch, Please.” post.

  92. Me in NE says:

    What butt cheek is she saying is a size 8?

  93. Crystalline says:

    I wish she would just stop making statements about her weight and “size 8″ pants (That makes me snort, there’s no way she is smaller than me). She knows everyone is going to laugh at her for being so delusional, its like she sets herself up for failure. Maybe if she gave her weight obsession a rest, she’d learn to be a bit more happy with herself.

  94. Kiska says:

    Maybe she is going by UK sizes or something like that. I would say she’s easily a 14 or 16. TO be a size 8 she would be much slimmer. Like back in her Cheers days.

  95. april says:

    She’s just being funny. She knows darn well she’s not an 8.

  96. frankly says:

    I’m 5’8, 150, and can wear size 6 jeans in some brands and size 12 in others. The more you spend, the lower the number. I know some wealthy size 0′s who couldn’t squeeze into my pants. So, her labels may say size 8…

  97. british bitch says:

    Fart and give us a clue.

  98. TXCinderella says:

    Size 8 my size 12 ass! There is no way she is an 8, more like an 18.

  99. TXCinderella says:

    Perhaps they have different sizing in Hollywood! LMAO.

  100. Isa says:

    She’s crazy. Lol.

    I’m five and a half months pregnant and I can finally shop in the women’s department. I wear a size six now. I would guess her to be an 18.

  101. Mrs. Odie 2 says:

    When she was on Cheers, she was also on coke. She’s a smoker too. Lady clearly has major addiction issues.

  102. Sue says:

    I’m a size 12 but most people think I’m much smaller. Depends on how you carry your weight. She does carry most of it in her lower areas. No way she’s an 8 maybe a 14?

  103. truthzbetta says:

    Her endless talking about her weight is not productive.

    She needs a new focus.

    Actors have an embarrassingly hard time with adulthood and reality.

  104. Amanda G says:

    Size 18? Really people? She is not that big and I would know because I’ve been that size before. She’s more like a size 12 or 14. I also have wide hips, a big bootie and thick legs and I wear a 14. I don’t care though, I think she has a sexy body when she wears proper fitting clothes.

  105. Marianne says:

    I think she actually said to someone like Access Hollywood or something that she was wearing a size 6 dress, and I was like “My ass you are”….

  106. sluggo says:

    Marianne (#110): I saw that too — now Kirstie’s claiming she’s down to a size 6. This kinda throws a monkey-wrench into the “She’s just being ironic/sarcastic” theory. Nope, she really believes it, or thinks the PUBLIC will believe it.

    Of course, it’s entirely possible she IS wearing a size 6 dress or pants … on her head, rocking that sporty turban look so very au courant this year. Or maybe it’s Kirstie’s shoe size, as has been pointed out elsewhere in regards to her “Imma size 6″ fantasy.

    And cosign having a regular “Bitch, please” feature here at Celebitchy. What a great idea! There’s certainly no shortage of “Bitch, please” moments.

  107. jamie says:

    I’m a size 8 and no way do I look anything like that ! lol I’m 130 lbs shes got to be at least 200! or more!more like xxxL

  108. aenflex says:

    @kimbob – it’ a billion year contract. and only people in the SO sign that. No celebs are in SO.

  109. the original bellaluna says:

    I managed a Lane Bryant; I’m a “curvy” woman; and I can you tell that, true as God, there is no way on His green she’s a size 8. Unless specific designers are “altering” their size 8′s to accommodate her specific needs.

  110. Incognita says:

    Chile please, Kirstie is her so-called size only when she uses her Sharpie to “X” out the Size 18 in her pants to replace it with “6″.

  111. harfang says:

    She’s nearly as tall as me, I’m currently between 12 and 14, and she’s got at least 20 pounds on me. Why is she even lying about this? Obviously the DWTS audience isn’t all that distressed over her weight… or maybe now they will be, if she keeps flapping her mouth about this.

  112. Caz says:

    She’s looking a lot better than she did. Her weight issues are all psychological related. She’s had every opportunity to lose it – had $$$$ gym equipment installed, had a nice new kitchen done by Oprah, had a chef to cook her food, did Jenny Craig. And she still didn’t learn what works for her. I wish her all the best. At some point it’s just like Oprah – it gets a bit old. Stop eating crap and exercise more. Unless she has an underlying medical condition it’s that easy. Being dishonest with herself isn’t helpful.

  113. tracking says:

    maybe she can squeeze into a size-8 muumuu (or should I say, ‘moo-moo’).

  114. jacquie109 says:

    I’m a 16 and she looks a little slimmer than I do and that’s probably because she’s taller, so yeah an 8 in 1 leg maybe!

  115. Karen bartlette says:

    Kirstie, please. Lie to us, but don’t lie to yourself. That is just too sad. Why can’t you just be satisfied that you have lost weight and you are looking better than you have for years. Clothing sizes are so variable. Absolutely, the more you pay, the smaller the size. But in the final analysis, it comes down to how you look in the mirror every day. Be honest with yourself, people are not stupid and they will make judgements on whatever you claim to be you current size, especially when it seems so unbelievable . You are a beautiful woman, who is losing weight through a lot of hard work. For your own future health and happiness I hope that you can maintain your weight loss and have a great life.

  116. Theresa says:

    I think the joke is on the public who took these statements about size seriously. She was JOKING!!! Look at all the publicity she’s garnered.

  117. heath says:

    i think she forgot the 1 in front of that 8!

  118. roni says:

    I just love Kirstie. I just love jLove. Kim K,I could take her or leave her,but nothing against her.No way Kirstie is a size 8. Impossible. Absolutely impossible jLove was a size 2 in those beach photos.Impossible. And Kim K a size 4. Only if she wears a size 4 on the rest of her body and then uses a tarp to cover her curvy hips and ass.Also impossible.But,why,why must these women insist on lying about their size. It may fool men,but ANY women can tell a woman’s approx size and weight just by looking at them. How? You just mentally add or subtract pds and sizes in relation to your own.They are all 3 beautiful women. They do all women a disservice when they say that. By the way. Im 5″ 9″,and weigh 140 pds. I truley am a size 8. And I gotta tell ya,I know she’s one or 2 inches shorter than me,but I look thin by most anyone’s standards,or so I’m told. I would put her at a size 16 in those pictures. Nothing wrong with that Kirstie-OWN IT!!

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