Chelsy Davy in Alberta Ferretti: braless hot mess or… cute?


Oh. Dear. God. Chelsy Davy is presumed to be “next” as far royal weddings go, and this is how she chooses to represent herself to her possible future sister- and brother-in-law? As we heard before, Chelsy is being dressed exclusively (in two outfits) by Alberti Ferretti. All I can say is that the girl must not have shown up for any fittings, because the fit on this suit is a mess. As is her hair. As is the whole situation.

I do like the color on her, though. Somebody had the bright idea to put her in seafoam green, which is a good instinct. Unfortunately, she must have been up until 3 am, getting hammered with the boys. That’s what her hair looks like.

Oh, and she’s not wearing a bra, is she?




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  1. Zelda says:

    Looks to me that she IS wearing a bra, but that it’s strapless, and not really working. Her boobs are uniformly low…

    But I’m starting to like this girl. I believe she truly doesn’t give a sh*t. And I think she would be a blast to have beers with.

    And yess, she looks a hot mess.

  2. Devon says:

    I think it’s the jacket that isn’t fitting properly. The what I can see of the actual dress, it fits quite snug. I want to see the midnight blue one more than I wanted to see this one.

  3. Nanea says:

    If AF had offered to make dresses for me, I’d have made sure they look like they were made for me.

    Looks like shoddy workmanship too, what I can see of the hem.

  4. Moni says:

    I don’t know. Maybe she will dress a little prettier at Prince William’s next wedding…

  5. merski says:

    Ok… bear with me people… Pippa & Prince Harry. Am I right? They’d make a cute couple…

  6. Solveig says:

    Here’s the new Sarah Ferguson.
    Yes, she looks like a person who doesn’t give a sh*t, and I’m ok with people like that. Problem is that she also seems kind of coarse.
    That Alberta Ferretti dress is ugly, by the way.
    *at first sight I thought she was Lindsay Lohan, ewww*

  7. Amy says:

    Yeah I thought it was Lindsay too at first! I saw the original sketch of the outfit which looked really nice. So I actually thought Chelsy would look good… but no. She may not care, but still she is going to a wedding (doesn’t matter if it’s royal or not). The effing Queen is there! Put some effort into looking presentable.

    Maybe her outfit for the reception will look nicer.

  8. Tara says:

    Eww. If she knew she was going to wear an off the shoulder dress she should have gone without a bra for a day or two in order to lose the bra strap marks I see here.

    She’s a young woman so why are her boobs so tragic looking in this JC Penney dress? And why does she have the hands of a boy getting ready for a fist fight? Maybe she’s a nice person but she looks like Popeye to Kate’s Olive Oyl…smh…

  9. looks good in caps and bad in the flashlight picture

  10. Racheal says:

    She’s the girl who’s going to be getting some in the coat room. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge. Chelsy and the boys.

  11. devilgirl says:

    Isn’t it “Alberta”?

  12. Siren6 says:

    Get thee to a stylist, stat!

  13. escapee says:

    Really?!! With all the gorgeous clothing and designers she could have picked from! She going to play the unfortunate role of Fergie when it comes to the royals and dressing. Totally could have seen this ill fitting, hodge-podge mess on Fergie back in the 80′s.

  14. kat says:

    the only thing tragic about this are the nasty comments. I don’t understand the hatred towards this girl.

  15. garvels says:

    I think Harry likes his girls rich and trashy. She is the picture image of Lindsey Lohan.

  16. Neela says:

    I’m afraid that poor Chelsie would look like a pile of s*** in everything. So don’t blame the designer – all that could’ve been done it’s been done.

  17. Iggles says:

    I don’t know why, but I would love if Harry married a titled girl. A princess would be AWESOME, but I doubt it will happen..

  18. K says:

    All I have to say is Hot Harry and Princess Charlotte of Monaco should get together.

  19. LindyLou says:

    She def looks hungover instead of totally stoned (her norm). Almost didn’t recognize her! lol

  20. lin234 says:

    lol She looks like she woke up late from binge drinking all night and threw her unwashed hair into a quick knot to wash her face and slapped on a hat after forgetting to do her hair.

    She has to be really confident to look like complete crap and not care. She’s got to know the world is watching her since she’s Harry’s love.

  21. ladybert62 says:

    U G L Y! What a horrid mess – the dress is ugly, the hat is ugly and the hair needs a good brushing!

  22. Jen34 says:

    God, I love to hate this bitch. Honestly, she makes it so easy.

  23. Call Me Al says:

    i love her! she’s a party girl! perfect for harry!

  24. maritan says:

    If she marries Hot Harry, she will be the next Fergie. I don’t hate the suit, but it doesn’t work for her. In general, I think she looks way too old for her age. I guess that’s what too much partying does to you.

  25. eny says:

    I think that her hair and that fitting (no fitting at all!) is a kind of disrespect to the whole ceremony and the Royals. She doesn’t give a shit, so why did she go there?

  26. lulu says:

    Pitiful! Is her skirt made out of the same material as the top? Who dressed her?

    The “outfit” is too mature for her.
    The offending garment is poorly fitted.
    Her headpiece/hat does not work with her hair or with her “outfit”.
    Good Lord too many mistakes to mention!

  27. DoMaJoReMc says:

    I totally agree with merski: Harry and Pippa….for sure! They look amazing together! Think of the double dates!!!

    And I am glad to see that I was not the only one who thought that this was a picture of BLohan. I quickly looked and saw the words “HOT MESS” and the blonde unkempt hair and assumed it was her that I was seeing……..


  28. tacwr says:

    girl looks rough no matter what she wears. the dress looks like an 80s reject and is not really fitting.chelsy just has this cheap trailerpark-look about her

  29. junipergreen says:

    She looks so trashy and, well, like a drunk. Her outfit doesn’t fit well, it’s ugly, her hair looks like she rolled out of bed and pulled it back without brushing it, and the girl is just plain ugly (at the very least, very very plain) and you can’t fix that. She also looks a little mentally slow. The expressions on her face just look dull. It’s not personal–I don’t have feelings about her either way, or even know much about her. These are simply observations based on looking at these photos. She also looks like she probably smells like an ash tray and speaks like an 85-year-old lifelong smoker. I hope she’s not going to marry Harry.

    I guess I don’t like her, based on photos alone. She just looks rough, like she has lived (and lives) hard.

  30. Jackson says:

    Wow. Bad choice. Trashy, tacky and cheap-looking.

  31. beth says:

    she looks like someone id party with!
    i think she’s decided to go braless for the hell of it. strapless bras can be so useless when you’ve got big boobs.

  32. funny says:

    She looks drunken, trashy, cheap-looking, no class at all..It would be very bad for british royal image if Harry marries her :p

  33. The Other Katherine says:

    Actually, she looks better than usually. The camera does not love the poor girl.

  34. Crystalline says:

    Harry really needs to get out of that biscuit haze of his. She is such a hot mess, all she’d ever spell for that family is trouble. She didn’t even take any care with her appearance for what is the biggest royal event in years.

  35. Kayla says:

    I’m with the apparently small group that kinda likes Chelsy – I think she’d be a blast to hang out with. That said…

    DUDE. This doesn’t fit well, I personally hate the style of it, and for having a great bod, you can’t tell at all.

  36. MourningTheDeathofMusic says:

    She looks an absolute wreck. She may not give a proverbial shit, but she should care enough about herself to show all “dem bitches” who Harry wants to go for.

  37. DGO says:

    There’s something very Miss Piggy-ish about her face.

  38. lrm says:

    i actually like the dress/jacket-i like the two tones of seafoam [what do they call that in the fashion world? isn't there a french word? I recently heard it but i forget now...]
    I agree jacket is not fitting properly, but in the distance shots, i can see what they were going for, and it’s quite pretty while still having some sex appeal to it. very italian.

    NOW, the ‘fascinator’ really really really does NOT work with this ensemble.
    And if she had to wear a faux hat on her head thingy, the designer should have takent hat into account. But maybe it was just for the ceremony and then she took it off….

    anyway, she does always look rough and much older than her age.
    but she also has that ‘grew up in africa’ look. which is kind of rough and tumble, no matter how much money you have. it’s a hard drinking, hard living culture there, even the upper crusts. [i lived in east africa for a couple of years]….

    i dont know-aside from fashion choices, i don’t see her as anything like fergie. i think she is more autonomous and will make smarter public eye choices-aside from getting drunk alot. (:

  39. REALIST says:

    She looks fat-very unflattering.

  40. really says:

    Who called a whore? she looks like a bloody tramp!

  41. anotherrandom says:

    I actually like Chelsy but why would you want to wear a dress that makes it look like you put it on backwards?

  42. Kate says:


  43. Ellie says:

    I;m sorry. But that girl looks like she belongs in porn. I don’t see anything attractive about her and she looks like she needs a good scrub.

  44. MoMo says:

    Whoa I think comparisons to Fergie are unfair. This woman has a law degree!!! Fergie is nowhere near that intelligent. Chelsy has no audio and or visual screw ups on par with Fergie’s catastrophes. Yes, she may look and act like, I don’t know, a fifty year old hard lived bar maid at a 1/2 star Nevada strip club, but give credit where credit is due. This one has brains. Maybe that’s why she doesn’t give a shit about what anyone thinks of her- she has her brains going on for her.

  45. P.J. says:

    The color is very pretty for her, but Chelsy was the only woman in the whole Abbey whose shoulders were exposed!!

    Was the jacket cut from a different dye lot than the skirt? Looks like it.

  46. dread pirate cuervo says:

    I think off-the-shoulders and above-the-knee is inappropriate for a royal wedding in Westminster Abbey. Plus she looks ike she just took on a whole rugby team.

  47. crumbcake says:

    I bet she is a lot of fun and is down to earth, which is probably refreshing for Prince Harry with everyone else with a stick jammed up their butts in the presence of royalty. However, I’ve said this before. . . Chelsy looks like a younger version of Camilla Parker-Bowles (Prince Charles wife). . . but then again, Charles chose average looking Camilla over breathtakingly beautiful Diana, so maybe they like a bit of wildness in their women–they probably really put on more of a show in the boudoir.

  48. Janna says:

    I like her outfit and hat. She looks better than most there. I don’t usually like her, but she looks nice.

  49. hellen says:

    Awful. Looks like she dressed in the dark (in her mother’s closet). Nothing goes together and she looks drunk. Verdict: hot mess excess.

  50. Tia C says:

    I have nothing against Chelsy, it sounds like she’s probably a whole lotta fun, but DAYUM! She looks like she was rode hard and put up wet! Not a good look for a royal wedding.

  51. beth says:

    ps: i never saw diana as beautiful, just a nice-looking blonde like every other nice-looking blonde out there. just saying. chelsy seems far more interesting.

  52. Jb says:

    Most unflattering outfit ever.

  53. tomas says:

    A tragically bad choice for the royal wedding…

  54. Tali says:

    Whoa! I’m suprissed by all the hateful comments here, I thin Chelsy looked okay but the hair is what really angered me- with a gorgeous slicked back updo she could’ve worked this but instead it looked like shed rolled out of bed last minute!!

    As for the comments comparing her to Fergie- I think they are quite harsh and ill placed. Chelsy is n independent woman in her own right, she doesn’t NEED Harry and nor does it seem to bother when they’re Off. The woman is a lawyer with quite a few prestigious law firms offers- she may not know how to dress well but the woman is obviously smart and independent. I admire that she goes to the beat of her own drum which is why I think Harry has never been able to truly let her go because he’s the same way…

    All she needs is a good stylist

  55. Beatrice says:

    She could make Chanel couture look like it came from a dollar store. Doubt that other designers will be queuing up to design clothes for her after this. Some serious Spanx and a good bra might have helped!!

  56. Kim says:

    AWFUL! SO disappointed. I was so looking forward to see what she would wear. This looks like cheap bridesmaid wear and her hair looks terrible in that updo. The jewelery doesnt match, the skirt and to are matronly for someone her age- just a huge MISS!

  57. Embee says:

    She looks for all the world like she slept in her outfit. It was like she decided, in a drunken stupor, to head off the inevitable oversleeping and hangover by getting ready the night before.

  58. mary simon says:

    fug – a mess, and hot? not so much.

  59. Rebecca says:

    I like her. She always looks a bit tired, and she could have afforded to get her hair ‘did fpr the big day, but who cares? She knew it wasn’t about her and pretty much caught her man, so who cares? AND as for Pippa, Chelsy would beat that beotch down if she looked cross-eyed at her man. Again, I like this chick.

  60. Prettylights says:

    I’m pretty surprised by the level of hatred this woman garners… as some others have said, she may not be beautiful but she does have a degree, a career, independence, and a bangin swimsuit body… plus she gets to fool around with hottie Harry. Her hair coulda been a bit sleeker but I think the outfit is not that bad. At least she’s not wearing a crazy who-ville ‘lookatme!’ hat like some of those other women.

  61. Uncle Edwin says:

    First of all I love these sights because everyone is hilarious. I only have a couple of not nearly as funny as everyone else comments. One, Her Majesty does have a say so in who these young men marry and this person is going to have to seriously clean up before she’s going to not get the Diana treatment and two, Pippa and Harry would make a nice couple although I wonder if her parents could take that emotionally, Mom looked as if she was going to go any minute.
    Please don’t any of you stop posting as this is the funniest bit of comments so far.

  62. Nikki says:

    Ugh, Prince Harry is so hot, and Chelsea is such an icky pig-face! He can do better!

  63. YvetteW says:

    Wrong! It looks like like she was invited 10 minutes ago with no warning. Oh well Kate is conservative and proper so we need someone to liven things up so it doesn’t get boring….Enter Chelsea!

  64. lisa says:

    It is such a shame that the person dressing her did this. This was a huge event and her time to really bring it to the table. This dress or skit/jacket looks so retail in a horrible way. The top has too much going on and her hat is (there are not words and too many words). Is this the outfit she was suppose to wear?

    It just looks like someone set her up for failure.. and it worked.

    Funny because there are a few American actresses that people love to call stunning, gorgeous, beautiful and such. when in reality Chesly looks better than many of them. Women attack other women to this degree when they want something she has. In this case the GUY. But it is usually the GUY. LOL

    The outfit is horrible, and it should have been better.

  65. jemshoes says:

    Honestly, I think Chelsea really could have made much more of an effort. I can’t decide overall if it’s bad styling or just sheer laziness on her part. Disappointing. I appreciate that she may have a relaxed, fun sense of style under ordinary circumstances, but even I would make more of an effort if I’d been invited to this royal wedding, and I have terrible fashion sense! ;)

  66. Lala says:

    There is a second dress too (I think in a blue shade) People had a sketch and it looks beautiful.

  67. Ashley says:

    Aw leave Chelsy alone. I like her way more than Waity and I think she would make a good addition to those stuffed shirts, and that includes stick up her… Waity who has always looked down on Chelsy, despite Chelsy being the smart one with an actual career!

    But then again she’s always looked down on Chelsy because Chelsy won’t sit up and shut up. When Harry cheats on her she dumps him, she moves on and dates other people. She even moved back to South Africa because she’s got a brain in that head and isn’t waiting around for a ring. She also doesn’t hang around with Harry friends hoping to make him jealous and putting herself in front of him so he has no choice but to take her back.

    She and Pippa get a long famously and I’ve always thought Pippa was the more likable Middleton. I imagine Chelsy is a fun girl to be around.

    Sure her hair and hat look a mess and the tan is too fake but she always looks a mess.

  68. Jon K says:

    It looks like she rummaged around on the floor to find the least wrinkled item to wear, then slapped on makeup with a hungover hand, pinned her hair up without brushing it, and tacked on the hat while running out the door, mirror be damned. Sloppy chic without the chic. Doesn’t matter who she is, this look is disrespectful for a royal wedding.

  69. michelle says:

    She got everything wrong…she is a walking faux pas!! and the rolls of fat on her neck?? she has always been thick but now she is getting flabby…not sexy anymore!! And please do not insult the Duchess of York…Fergie was and is a whole lot better than Chelsy Davy ever will be!
    And Pippa is simply not pretty enough, nor interesting enough to bag Harry! Im afraid all the good genes in that family went to Kate

  70. treasa says:

    Wow, what celebitches!! I think all the girls looked great, see any of us in the harsh glare of cameras & comments from umpteen different countries…..

  71. Mtn Girl says:

    Hmmm, question for those making apologies for Chelsy’s hot-mess of an appearance. If Chelsy is such a smart, well connected and moneyed girl, with two beautiful dresses designed by Alberta Ferretti for her attendance to a royal wedding, which she had ample notice of – why did she CHOOSE to look like she slept in her outfit? Is the stylist supposed to follow her around and make sure she doesn’t party too hard the night before?

  72. Dirty Martini says:

    I think she looks like complete, total, utter hell. There is nothing about this look I like….except that its the likely result of having a hell of a good time the night before.

    I actually like this girl. She’s got game. Would be fun to hang with.

  73. Crash2GO2 says:

    Yuk. She looks pretty with her hair down and age appropriate clothing. She looks DOWDY, bedraggled and horrible here. Like shades of things to come.

  74. Kitty_Cal says:

    She always looks so… cheap. Harry needs to lose this trashy nit and find himself a real princess. He just seems like he ought to be out growing this party girl by now.

  75. Maritza says:

    The back is prettier than the front.

  76. laura says:

    Why do people keep on saying she is a lawyer ? She has a law degree and if she wants to become a lawyer she would have to continue her studies.She had offers from toplawfirms because of who she is .She lives of her fathers money , hardly an independant woman.

  77. bluhare says:

    I don’t get why criticising an outfit makes you a hater. I think that outfit was awful; it only looked good from the back (cute bow!), and she ought to really find a tube of lipstick.

    But I’m with everyone else. I’d buy her a beer at the bar.

  78. Shannon says:

    I really don’t think this was entirely Chelsy’s fault. There were obviously tailors working on last-minute fittings, so whoever was in charge of Chelsy’s outfit needs to be fired.

    I think she’s great, and a breath of fresh air amidst all of the stuffy uptight people in the royal party. Does she look like a disaster sometimes? Yes. But that’s part of her charm, to me. She doesn’t care and just wants to have a nice time. More power to her. Even if she was well put-together, I think people would still hate on her for being a beautiful, smart blond woman. That sort of complete package is threatening to a lot of women. I’m sure she has to put up with a lot of catty, jealous bitches because of it. In fact, her messy, IDGAF style might be her attempt to appear less sexy on purpose.

  79. crtb says:

    People keep saying how smart she is. She wasn’t smart emought to dress appropiatley to the wedding of the centry! She looks like she was up fcuking all night. She needed to have worn a long dress. That suit wasn’t right for such a very formal wedding. That hat was entirely all wrong. Her hair and make up were a mess. This isn’t such a smart girl who doesn’t know how to dress when invited to a Royal affair. The Queen Mother will never approve of her married to her grandson. Obviously she doesn’t have a clue what to wear to royal affairs. That will never do. Remember the Dutches of Pork? Now her daughter are taking over her infamy.

  80. Tracy says:

    Hot mess. That dress does not fit. Does she think she would upstage Kate in that bad suit. NOT!

  81. Jbee says:

    Of course her dress looks awful; she’s wearing it backwards!

  82. Caz says:

    I quite like that she’s fun and she and Hot Harry obviously get on well. She can look however she wants every other day of her life…this event was the wedding of the future King and she mucked up badly. You can’t turn up to an event of this magnitude looking like you’ve stumbled out of Anabel’s, Bijou or whatever the latest London IT club is. Fergie’s daughters looked ridiculous but at least they tried. All of the Princes are encouraged to sow their wild oats before they marry (William did)…Chelsy is his fun girl. The Palace won’t let him marry her, even if he wants to.

  83. Sam says:

    Chelsy will be Harry’s “Camilla” – he will marry someone appropriate and royal-worthy, but fool around with Chelsy when the occasion presents itself. Chelsy is ballsy and tough, but something tells me she really has a soft spot about Harry and loves him. I suspect these two kids will have a long history.

  84. harfang says:

    OK, that is not a difficult body to fit properly. No excuse. It would have been quite nice otherwise.

  85. Sumodo1 says:

    Refer to pictures of Charlize Theron’s mother for reference notes of how C.D. will look in 30 years. YIKES. Africa is a place where the women look HARD.

  86. Zzzzzzzzz says:

    So she has a law degree. So what? That’s no excuse for constantly looking like she’s just rolled out of bed after a hard night of being rode. You can be a fun party girl without looking rough. Clearly an art Chelsey has yet to learn. Pippa is quite the party girl herself apparently and knows how to have a good time, except in her case she still manages to look presentable and even down right beautiful while doing so.

  87. JuJuBee says:

    Don’t know if Chelsy’s intelligent or not, but she sure has poor judgement. It was disrespectful to the Queen to show up looking like 40 miles of bad road. Just plain clueless and wrong on so many levels.

  88. Katelyn says:

    She has a beautiful figure and face. But this outfit looked like she grabbed pieces out of her closet at the last minute. Didn’t fit right, the colors didn’t work, and the hat did nothing for her.

  89. NoFrank says:

    She’s a beautiful girl. She’s smart enough to have a law degree, and her father is richer than God, so she really doesn’t have to care how she looks or acts…except if she wants to marry a Prince, in which case she needs to clean it up a bit.

    That said, the dress looks like the Softer Side of Sears, the hat is all wrong (especially that color on blond hair) and she looks like she just doesn’t give a rats ass. I hope she dressed better for the after-parties.

  90. dahlia1947 says:

    YEah the color goes great with her skin color and her blond hair.

  91. weddingwatcher says:

    All that money and connections and she couldn’t find a hairdresser willing to blow her out in the morning ?? She looks like I do when I clip my hair up sitting in traffic with no good mirror. Or, as it looks, she just doesn’t care. At all. The designer is proud to see her wearing that garment ? So ill fitting and with a hat that is totally wrong for her coloring. Not sure why the designer was so excited as I read on another blog – I’d have been cringing.

  92. ash says:

    no, she IS wearing a bra. look closely, you’ll see a dent on her shoulder..that is the bra i think.