I’m not a woman who spends a lot of time on my hair. On one side, I’m lucky that I have zero hair drama – I keep my hair long and simple, and I let it air dry after I shampoo every day. On the other side, that’s basically my only option, because my hair refuses to actually “do” anything, like keep a curl or be teased up. My face limits my options too – I have a round face, and I discovered when I went through a “chopping off my own hair into a makeshift bob” period that very few styles other than “bun” and “longish and straight” work on my face. I’m saying all of this as an explanation – I really don’t know that much about weaves or hairpieces or rivets or “bangs trauma add-ons”. All I know is that on Wednesday, Penelope Cruz had severe bangs trauma, and on Thursday, she didn’t.

These are photos of a de-banged Penelope at the London premiere of Pirates of Caribbean 4. See how lovely she looks without bangs? This is what I’m talking about when I say “bangs trauma”: very few adult women look BETTER with bangs. If you are one of those women, mazel tov. But the majority of adult women who actually wear bangs shouldn’t, and look better without them. Like Penelope. The white lace dress is Givenchy, by the way. Not my favorite look.

And here’s Johnny Depp, still looking nice. I like the haircut on him so much.

Geoffrey Rush! Such an odd looking man, but you know what? I would hit it. I imagine he would lovely and charming in bed.

Photos courtesy of WENN.