Ke$ha vs. Nicki Minaj vs. Fergie: who was the worst-dressed?

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While Rihanna went professional and crisp in a white suit, and Lady Gaga didn’t even show up, there was a void. A void three musical crazy women tried to fill. Those ladies? Nicki Minaj, Fergie and Ke$ha. Honestly, though, none of their costumes were as crazy as some of the junk they’ve tried to pull in the past, which leads me to believe that this entire Billboard Music event was totally budget and unnecessary.

Ke$ha wore this completely unflattering dress, allegedly by Jad Ghanour, although I can’t imagine any designer wants to put their name on this. Here’s the problem: I actually kind of like Ke$ha. In interviews, she’s funny and clever and kind of cool. Her music is not really amazing or anything, but I’d be lying if I claimed I hadn’t downloaded “Blow”. But the problem is that the chick doesn’t really “fit” into the molds of successful pop artists. She’s not a Rihanna, a Britney, or even a Nicki Minaj. She doesn’t have the looks to pull off the weirdness, IMO. This dress is just so… ugly. And it emphasizes all of the bad parts of Ke$ha’s body. Ugh.

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As for Nicki, she wore this horribly unflattering Mark Fast bodysuit and Versace heels. So, so trashy and ugly. The outfit, not Nicki, although you could make the argument for Nicki as well. She just… tries too hard.

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And finally, we have Fergie in Max Azria. I can’t even look at the fug faux bondage stuff because I’m too enchanted by her ridiculous drag queen face. Too much plastic surgery, too much makeup, too much fug. It’s really difficult for me to pick a worst dressed.

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  1. skilo says:

    I think Fergie’s face looks really good here. But, I don’t care for the dress. As for the other two, well, I never expect to see them look good so I not surprised at all that they look crap here.

  2. Amea says:

    Kesha just needs better posture–standing up straight can do wonders for your appearance.

  3. LittleMissSunshine says:

    Um, Kaiser, Nicki, Fergie and Ke$ha are three crazy women, not two…

  4. Dorothy#1 says:

    I love Ke$has! And I am 37. I think she is so funny! But they all look like he’ll!

  5. Jennifer says:

    I actually like Fergie’s dress. The other two aren’t surprising in the least, I expect Ke$ha to look… I don’t even know. And Nicki is always in something colorful and… odd.

  6. mln76 says:

    I love Ke$ha for some damn reason but her dress is awful and she’s unfortunately so thick waisted she needs to either get a trainer or layer up.
    Fergie outfit is in bad taste but in the pantheon of Fergie’s bad outfits it’s just meh…
    Can’t stand Nicki Minaj she really is just annoying.

  7. RHONYC says:

    K$sha takes the gold.
    Fergie the silver.
    Nicki the bronze.

    sidebar: in that 1st pic of Fergie she actually looks good for the 1st time in forever. go figure. ;-)

  8. LindyLou says:

    All 3 of them look like hell. And between Fergie’s frozen face and Ke$hia’s slouch, I can’t pick a worst dressed winner either.

  9. Wilz says:

    I’m with skilo on this one, Fergie’s face is pretty here. The rest of her, not so much.

  10. Jackson says:

    Good God, they all look the fool.

  11. embertine says:

    I reckon Fergie doesn’t look too bad here. And although the catsuit is ridiculous I secretly love Nicki M’s hair. My inner My Little Pony is cheering her on.

    But Kesha…. damn. GIRL. YOU DO NOT HAVE A WAIST. DO NOT WEAR CLOTHES THAT EMPHASISE THIS FACT. THAT IS ALL.

  12. sarah talks says:

    I like Nicki’s style the most. I don’t think any human being should look like that in real life but she is an entertainer. the other two are forgettable.

  13. Hakura says:

    Re: Ke$ha – That dress could make *anyone’s* body look horrible. It messes up proportions & causes her to look thicker than she is. That eye makeup makes her look more like she woke up in another bathtub with 2 black eyes. Not a great look. I agree that she’s growing on me a bit, seeing as she’s not a complete moron. But this dress is beyond redemption.

    Re: Nicki Minaj (WORST Choice) – NO. NONONONO. No. It’s like she’s the black Lady Gaga (fashion wise. But forgive me, I’m not sure which of them hit the scene first, so I’m not trying to credit Gaga if Nicki was already dressng like an idiot. Have to give credit where it’s due.)

    Re: Fergie – Girl, you’re incredibly lucky that you just happen to be pit against these 2. You come out to be the lesser of 3 evils.

  14. mln76 says:

    @Hakura have you seen Ke$ha in a bikini??? she is that thick waisted.

  15. Nancy says:

    I most prefer fergie’s outfit..she is better than both girls…..what on earth is nicki and kesha putting on…they boyh look horrible…not contesting the fact that nicki is ma girl…still luv her.lol

  16. margaritachum says:

    i think it’s nicki. she has a nice body but that choice is a big NO! and that hair colour doesn’t work when you have hair that long.
    the lipstick is all kinds of wrong too.

    but i’m loving fergie’s shoes.=)

  17. anjasmomma says:

    I think Nicki looks the best….Ke$ha and Fergie look fug.

  18. Qq says:

    I think we are playing ourselves, by not adjusting our expectations on this bunch

    God knows I love Trasha, I so but when you say you want to fashion couture out of trash bags and keith richards is your vibe…. Well then this is a WINNING DEMURE LOOK

    Nicki whatsherface has NEVER given us any reason to think she would ever be “demure” “elegant” or nit look like cotton candy and neon threw up on her, so we cant really expect that last night was going to be very different

    fuggie has probably her own bracket and a healthy section in go fug yourself so this or her play doh face should be of no surprise to us

    I want us to play worst dressed with women and men ( I see you tacky ass Will.i.am) that should have had a “do better” chance, not these suckas

  19. Quest says:

    Ke$ha for sure takes the worst dress prize (if only Gaga was there). I think Fergie (minus the dress) looks good, not the dress and Nicki oh god, at least we did not give use the camel toe and she’s wearing underwear.

    Definitely Ke$ha is worst dress and should be voted best square shape ever.

  20. LBeees says:

    This is the future, and we are in it.

  21. Ron says:

    They are all off the hook bad. I really thought Kesha would win hands down too, that bitch has no style whatsoever.

  22. the original bellaluna says:

    It’s a parade of FUG! *points, laughs*

  23. Crash2GO2 says:

    Wow. Just wow. I don’t even consider Nicki because I know she will always look like something that just jumped out of a Cirque De Soleil clown car (only not as good). But seriously, Ke$ha used to have a waist in her not to distant past. This is just crazy bad on her. In comparison, Fergie looks OK IMO. The top of the outfit is bad, but her face looks good and I like the skirt.

  24. guesty says:

    Imo Fergie actually looks okay here. Her body looks good…her make-up is too heavy but that’s about it.

    Kesha…I kinda like her. Tho out if the three she’s the worst dressed.

    Nicki is just Nicki.

  25. 4Real says:

    You know this is probably the BEST I have ever seen Ke$ha so Imma give her a break. Fergie’s face doesn’t look as botoxy as it usually does and the shoes save that dress. SO NICKI FTW! She is just ghetto trashy! Nothing cool about that mess…

  26. Hakura says:

    @mln76“@Hakura have you seen Ke$ha in a bikini??? she is that thick waisted.”

    Oh Lord. (Had to look one up) That’s… unfortunate. Girlfriend didn’t win the genetic lottery in the body shape department…. She’s also *minus* an ass (Again, I suggest that Nicki Minaj would be the perfect donor in that category… She should jump at the chance to give to someone less fortunate…) Damn it, all the more reason not to wear a dress like that! She wouldn’t be unattractive if she’d pick better cuts for her clothes.

    I do agree that Fergie’s makeup looks really great, though.

    @Quest“Ke$ha for sure takes the worst dress prize (if only Gaga was there).”

    Seems to be a growing trend lately, putting an inordinate amount of time & effort into making yourself look as awful as possible. >.>

  27. futureperfect says:

    Easy: three-way tie for worst dressed. Can we blame Linnocent for once?

  28. jacquie109 says:

    Kesha’s dress makes her look really wide, while I know the girl is thick (adding another reason I like her) she’s not huge and the dress makes her look huge.
    Nicki WINS by a mile with this outfit as worst dressed. I’m not going to say all the things running through my head but it looks like a child’s dance recital outfit.
    I actually liked Fergie’s dress until I got to the bottom half. Would have looked much better if the top continued to the bottom.

  29. Chris says:

    Come on. Fergie could make Ga-ga’s meat dress look good. Love her.

  30. vanessa says:

    kesha’s dress is the worst!! nicki minaj is so pretty in the face and it sucks she wears horrible clothes, hair and makeup. fergie looks her usual fergself.

  31. Vera says:

    Nicki was worst for me. It was very ill-fitting and looked bad. Ke$ha’s wasn’t the most ugly thing, but it didn’t fit her well and looked dated. Fergie’s the top was alright, but the skirt was crap.

  32. futureperfect says:

    I don’t know why Fergie’s carrying a purse when it looks like she’s wearing one.

  33. Ur Favorite Bartender says:

    Wow Nicki’s mouth looks photoshopped in that last pic.. it’s terrifyingly big in so many ways!! IMO she always looks like she’s trying to hard- like lil Kim fell into a katy perry music video :/
    Kesha- just wow. Mirrors are not hard to come by! She looks like total crap!!
    Fergie looks like a stripper. Plan and simple. Too bad.

    All these girls are just disgusting all around. Yes I said girls cause they must be playing dress-up :)

  34. LuckyLilGem says:

    Kei$ha is channeling her inner Blake Lively.
    Fergie has morphed herself via plastic surgery into Jessica Simpson!

    Nikki Minaj should’ve been sent home to change- fug!

  35. harfang says:

    @embertine “My inner My Little Pony is cheering her on” — seriously! I think in my case it is my Lisa Frank coloring books. (They are my basket-weaving, I’m sorta certifiable, and simplistic crafty junk is like OT for a lot of people with severe anxiety.)

    Nicki is by far my favorite person in this lineup, but I still have to pick her for worst. It’s not the jumpsuit-or-whatever as a whole, it’s the gawdawful bra. She’d have been much better off wearing a white or skintone sport bra with underwire. I think that blue actually makes her skin look really pretty. But like I said I am biased toward her.

  36. wifeyskarsgard says:

    So hard to pick which one looked worse then the other, why why why? when they have all that money do they dress so bad?!

  37. jemshoes says:

    These three are all pretty girls who can’t / won’t stop playing dress-up in awful, Halloween-esque costumes. I agree with other posters who’ve said it’s a three-way tie-in for worst-dressed!

  38. gg says:

    lmao futureperfect. right on.

  39. koko269 says:

    Hmmm.. I actually like Fergie’s dress. If I had somewhere to wear that, I totally would. As for Kesha and N. Minaj.. those are hideous outfits.

  40. ordinarygirl86 says:

    Nikki looks like pure trash….I didn’t really expect something demure or classy from her so I’m not suprised.

    I LOVE Kesha but she needs better posture and fashion sense. I mean wtf, this made her look as wide as a car.

    Fergie likes to wear wear lots of makeup and weird bondage-y leather type clothing so i’m really used to it at this point by now

  41. Vanessa says:

    To tell yhu the truth Nicki looks the best , yall don’t know what yall talking bout’ cause yall just hating !
    Nicki wins big time and Fergie and Ke$sha just look so wrong !
    They should go back home and change into something decent and pretty !
    Nicki look awesome and cool ! :)
    Nicki wins and for all of yhu who are saying that Nicki look awful then screw yhu cause yall just mad cause Nicki look better then yhu , Fergie , and Ke$ha !
    Nicki wins for the best !
    And Fergie and Ke$ha just look not good !
    Ke$ha’s and Fergie’s outfit just looks ‘EW’ !
    Nicki Minaj is the best dressed and Fergie and Ke$ha is the worst dressed !