As we talked about earlier this week, Linnocent’s crack shenanigans continue even though she’s currently under house arrest. She’s arranging photo shoots where she “poses” with scripts in an attempt to look like she’s “working”. Meanwhile, CB and I still can’t figure if Linnocent’s ankle monitor actually checks for drugs or alcohol – People Mag said that it doesn’t, and then they took that part of the article down. Our best guess is that it does not, just because the LAPD doesn’t want to have to make four trips a day every time the crack lojack goes off. So, what is Linnocent REALLY doing with her time? Doing drugs, doing shots, partying with her mom and her dealers? Probably. So that makes this story very, very interesting. Apparently, Linnocent’s ankle monitor has already gone off! Who had “Tuesday” in the betting pool?
Probation officials in Los Angeles paid a visit to Lindsay Lohan’s Venice Beach home Tuesday, after the electronic ankle monitor she’s wearing on her ankle went off. It’s not clear why the monitor went off, according to the LA Times.
The actress, according to the paper, was watching her 3-D TV, browsing scripts and posing for photographs for the tabloids on her rooftop at the time authorities arrived.
“They came as part of standard procedure to make sure the monitoring equipment was working properly,” her rep Steve Honig told the LA Times on Thursday.
When contacted by RadarOnline.com, Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department spokesman Steve Whitmore told us: “I don’t know anything about her bracelet going off.”
A source close to the situation tells RadarOnline.com that it appears to have been an ankle bracelet malfunction and that Lindsay did not violate her court order.
“Lindsay is obeying all the rules and hasn’t taken a single step out of the line,” the source says.
Lohan was fitted with an electronic ankle monitor at the Lynwood Jail before retuning to her Venice Beach home, where she’s serving her 35 days of house arrest. She’s also been ordered by 480 hours of community service, expected to be divided between a women’s center and a morgue.
[From Radar]
Hmm… fishy. The LAPD spokesperson doesn’t know anything, but Linnocent’s rep jumped at the chance to reiterate that Linnocent is just sitting around, reading scripts? And how is this crackhead allowed on her roof? I thought she wasn’t even allowed on the exterior parts of the property! I bet the monitor was set off because of the roof thing, not because of the drugs (just because it doesn’t monitor drugs, not that she’s clean and sober). Although, it will be fascinating to see if there’s more information about this in the days to come. Linnocent stories have a way of getting much, much worse as time passes. Maybe when the LAPD busted into Linnocent’s house, they found her doing lines off of a corpse or something. Sigh… crack shenanigans.
Photos courtesy of WENN & Pacific Coast News.
What does it matter anymore? This girl could hop a plane to NY and be gone for a week while on house arrest and the state of California will do nothing about it.
Not sure who won, I’ll have to go back to the previous posts, but I know more than one of us said 5 days. (I think I said a week, but don’t remember if I specified 5 or 7 days.)
Oh, you know there’s more to this than we’re hearing right now. With Blohan, there always is. Can’t wait to hear it! 😀
didn’t this happen the last time she had to wear one?and of course it came out that she was drunk off her ass the WHOLE time
I’m in favor of having her handcuffed to her radiator for the rest of the sentence.
I don’t understand how she keeps getting so many chances. I’m so annoyed by her. I’m boycotting all her posts from now on.
After following her shenanigans since the “these aren’t my pants, that isn’t my coke” fiasco, I thought she would actually get in trouble.
It’s four years later. *stabs self in eye*
She’d have to kill the pope or something before the justice system would inflict any REAL punishment on her.
And no, those house arrest ankle monitors do not detect drugs or alcohol. They just monitor whether an inmate stays within a certain area. Going outside on your roof or porch is not usually a problem. Just don’t leave the yard!
Over the holiday weekend…I was watching “Parent Trap” and “Freaky Friday”….(HEY…DON’T JUDGE ME!!!)…
Whatever that “it” factor is that launches a thousand movies…
Lindsay had “it”…
“Had” being the operative word in the above statement
there are people sitting in jail for personal use marijuana dime bags and this chick is do-si-do-ing around a crack tree in her garden.
so ridiculous. youd think with all that time at home she could at least call someone to come fix the wig.
What a goon. That whole morgue thing sounds better and better all the time. Lohan is oblivious to the fact that the more she shows her face, the more distaste people have in their mouths.
Kaiser, you are so WRONG for these pics! Thanks for the laughs!
House arrest bracelets vary depending upon what jurisdiction you are in. I know for a fact that in Orange County it tests for drugs and alcohol but I have no idea for Lindsay – anyone know the jurisdiction that she’s under in CA?
I’m assuming that Lindsay’s is not testing or it would have went off days ago. There’s no way homegirl could have held off for 5 days.
I bet she was messing with it to see if she could take it off.
I really like the Kraken (cracken) pictures. Can we go back to those? I was sincerely hoping we could have some Lohan free time. 🙁
Of course it did!
@ Bellaluna, I said 10 days…can you believe I gave her so much credit! Silly me, should have known Linnocent can’t stay out of trouble for even a week! ;D
So can’t wait for more to come, lots of delusion from team Lohan! Tho as people have noted ‘Innocent’ aka Dina has disappeared from this site since the new PR team took over!
Crack party shenanigans coming any day now 😀
I have a family friend who spent several months in jail (he was completely innocent and had been railroaded by his ex-wife; he was fully acquitted of everything and has since sued everyone involved). He said you wouldn’t believe the kinds of things people were in jail for doing — passing a bad check, getting busted with small amounts of marijuana, and other really minor offenses. Several people were actually innocent or just in the wrong place at the wrong time. These people were serving months of time for crimes that weren’t 1/100 of the severity of the things Lohan has done. The difference between these people and Lohan? They were all poor, and mostly minorities. The justice system sucks.
High (pun INTENDED)@ bellaluna, I said 5 days but I don’t know from which day. Did I win the “saggy boobie” prize?
Waving at @ brin
Come on now…anything else would have been a shocker, we all knew Linnocent’s ankle jewellery would go off soon…we just weren’t sure exactly when it would happen.
Linnocent was just sitting around reading????? Huh, the chick can read with all that damaged brain tissue. Now, that was the real shocker for me
Right, because she always gets the malfunctioning equipment.
@ Ruby Red – It’s alright. Nothing wrong with your generosity! Yes, the Crack Tail-gate will be epic. And we both know one’s coming up soon. I can just feel it!
@ Madisyn – High! 😀 Yeah, I think we both called it a 5 days. We’ll say from when she started house arrest, because no new pool was started after the 2 days. So, everything into the Community Chest (HA!) for the next Epic Crack Tail Gate Fund, yeah?
(Oh! BTW, did you see my last response about KH/Nic and the divorce agreement stuff?)
@ brin – *waving*
@ lucy2 – I bet you’re right!
Trying to wave back at Madisyn & bellaluna but I had one too many cracktails!
My thoughts exactly @Devon. OFCOURSE it malfunctioned. The poor thing.
@ brin – Please pass one to me. I’m stuck in mod jail.
BWAAAAAAHHHHAAAA
HAAAHAAAA
deep breath
HAHAHAHAHA
no, seriously though, I have a suggestion of what she can do from that roof. no wait. that’s mean. but, she’d at least be relevant again.
Can anyone see my replies? I’ve been in time out for days!!
I’m with the person who thinks she was trying to see if she could get it off. And not by blowing crack smoke at it either.
I think lucy2 nailed it.
Lohan is so stupid that she probably doesn’t realize how good the technology is these days. gone are the days when you could just take it off and leave it on the coffee table.
nowadays, I believe they measure temperature (so it has to be attached to a warm body) and heart rate (so you can’t put it on your dog) and they’re able to tell if it’s just simply been “messed” with.
And I’m STILL wondering why they shorten her sentence for “overcrowding” when she’s SERVING AT HOME.
either serve in jail and get out early for overcrowding or serve at home and do the FULL time. f*cking California…
“The actress, according to the paper, was watching her 3-D TV, browsing scripts and posing for photographs for the tabloids on her rooftop at the time authorities arrived”.
Well, which was it? Blohan couldn’t have been watching TV, reading “scripts” AND posing for tabloid photos on the roof at the same time. Didn’t see a TV up there and where are the pap photos?
“She is now confined to the interior premises of her home at all times,” L.A. Sheriff’s spokesman Steve Whitmore tells PEOPLE.
So one of two things is going on here. One, like Kaiser said, she gave a big
FU to the rules and went up to the roof, which of course, would be in line with Blohan’s mentality of doing EXACTLY as she pleases. OR and here’s my theory, she went on the internet, that her so thoughtful liberal house arrest rules allows and went to a “how to remove a crack lojack” website. It of course went off and she plopped herself on the couch, waiting for the calvary, acting Linnocent, like what, me, I didn’t do anything, I’m a CHILD, I’m just “working”, reading “scripts”, watching TV.
If and when new pap photos appear, my question is how will the Sheriff’s department handle this, as its a clear violation of not going outside the “interior” of the home? She’s already been warned once. TWIT!
@ the_blonde_one – I don’t know…is her roof high enough to…you know *winkwinknudgenudge*…because I don’t think it is.
@bellaluna, I too am stuck in Mod jail.
In the May 27th story titled “Linnocent’s crack lips star in an art film: a brilliant, postmodern masterpiece?” On post 61, I bet 5 days from THE DAY, you (on post 66) bet seven, which means she would have had to pull this stunt by the 31st for me. Please go back and check your records but I don’t think I won, I think YOU did.
Are we starting a new THIRD round of betting?
Dang it..I said no way to 10 days …I said i give her a “few” DAYS….Oh well I was close enough………..
lolz to the bet comments! great times betting on lilo’s crack shenanigans
@geekchic: very true! i also know people that have been railroaded by the “justice system” and i also found the same in common, they were all poor; regardless of age and race, if you have no money, you are nothing to the courts… sad
I am totally surprised we haven’t seen photos of her nude sunbathing and being “caught” by those pesky camera people. I can hear it now. “I was just sunbathing in the privacy of my own home when a low flying plan caught me with my business out”. “They just won’t leave me alone”. How many times has her boobs fell out in recent weeks?
Gotta stay in the lime light some how.
i’m frankly surprised it took this long. what a waste of space this bitch is.
The last picture of Lohan in court is strangely like the photo of Aileen Wuornos, the first female serial killer… just saying! International symbol of crazy female felons? Bizarre!
You can see the picture here:
http://www.filmcritic.com/reviews/2003/aileen-life-and-death-of-a-serial-killer/
@ Madisyn, I’ll place a new bet, I’ll give Linnocent 4 days ( realised 10 is way too generous!)
Conflicting reports from the sheriff–People says the sheriff said INTERIOR premises, but LA Times says simply PREMISES which includes the roof…which is it? LA Times doesn’t know why the thing went off, the sheriff knows nothing about it going off at all, and TMZ claims malfunction. All this obfuscation makes me smell a violation.
Is she ever due back in court cause I’m ready for a cracken good tailgate party!
I don’t think Lindsay did anything really wrong. I agree that it probably went off because she was on the roof. If she had left her propert the paps would have been all over it.
@ Ruby, OK, June 6th it is. I think @ bellaluna should be keeping the hoard of crack snacks (as money for betting) because I would dip into the stash before the next crack tailgate.
@ Praise, lets just say for the sake of a good grin that Blohan could take the crack lojack off and set in on the coffee table. The rub is this Twit would f*cking call the paps and tell them she was on her way to the Marmont. She must be going through complete and utter crack-attention withdrawls.
@ Ruby, OK, June 6th it is. I think @ bellaluna should be keeping the hoard of crack snacks (as money for betting) because I would dip into the stash before the next crack tailgate.
@ Praise, lets just say for the sake of a good grin that Blohan could take the crack lojack off and set in on the coffee table. The rub is this Twit would f*cking call the paps and tell them she was on her way to the Marmont. She must be going through complete and utter crack-attention withdrawls.
Of course it did. So shes reading scripts huh? I didn’t realize porn movies had actual dialog in them.
Please add pork Cracklins to the snack party.
I was close at a week.
Sorry for the duplicate post, didn’t mean it.
@ bellaluna, yes I did get your response to my KH/NK questions, thanks. And yes, I knew you were being sarcastic when saying “be nice”. No worries.
The sheriff’s dept. specifically said, “interior”, of her premises at all times. Whenever this crackpot, (pun intended), makes them look like fools, they have to cover their butts and change their story.
I also find it strange that she’s always given the malfunctioning equipment. This has happened before, multiple times, and in reports it’s come out that not only was she drunk, but that the judge felt she had tried to “tamper” with the device. Of course Lindsay would never do that!! Hahahahahahahaha!
I said “Saturday,” and my old man said, “Monday.” Guess no one won…
Like I said before, there ARE ways to get around this ankle thing (NONE of which, that I know of, monitors for DRUGS; they do alcohol if they are so programmed) but of course, Crackie is not smart enough to NOT get caught.
I’m just waiting for her death notice. 😐
I have to empathize with the Cracken here. After I was arrested for a DUI where the cops found cocaine in my pocket, going to rehab for 45 days, being arrested for a DUI 10 days after my first rehab stint, going back to rehab for the second time, serving 84 minutes in jail for my DUI conviction, stealing a fur coat/wearing it/being papped in it and eventually returning the coat, stealing almost 50k of Dior jewelry, partying in Cannes and accidentally “losing” my passport so I don’t appear in front of a judge, having a SCRAM bracelet on, drinking alcohol and having said SCRAM bracelet go off, being sent to rehab for the THIRD time for 90 days, failing a drug test, being sent to rehab for a FOURTH time for 90 days, getting into an altercation at the rehab place because I didn’t want to take a breathalyzer, and then being placed on house arrest?! I mean, it was a tough time for me. I totally feel her pain.
@gradstudenteatinghotpockets-You’ve actually been to rehab 5 times, sweetie.
Reading scripts? Was Dina there to decode the big words for her? Ah, well, I guess that’s ALI’s job now that Nicole has gone MIA……..one enabler is a good as the next I guess……..
I was off by two days. Drat.
I have just migrated over from TMZ. Has anyone noticed that everything that touches her body malfunctions? Ankle monitors, skirts, tops, bikinis, cars, phones………….the list goes on and on.
HA! Seal Team, I WON the bet!
Maybe The Cracken needs to sage her electronic devices to get out the bad vibes. Or maybe actually just obey the law.
DAMNIT! I’ve lost count. I told you life was really hard for me.
Alright Ladies, settle down!
@ Madisyn – I will handle the betting pool/crack snack treasure chest if it’s what you think best. (Thanks for going back to check – little man is getting ALL 4 2 YEAR MOLARS AT ONCE so I’m a little busy right now!)
@ Miss Diagnosed – Thank you so much! I a so sick of hearing she’s only been in rehab so many times. Actually, I think she’s been in 6 times, but I’m sleep deprived, so I’m not sure. But she was in Cirque Lodge twice (doesn’t count as “one trip” just ’cause it’s at the same place) and one other place twice (can’t recall the name). That would make 6…or is it 7 now?
So, here we are: @ Ruby Red’s got June 6 (4 days); who’s got the next bet? Come on, Ladies; all proceeds go to out next Epic Crack Tail Gate! (And you just KNOW it’s going to happen…just a matter of time!)
@bloodredwitch- But it’s NOT HER FAULT! (whine) Lindsay never does anything wrong. The anklet is trying to frame her. I bet when this is all over, her and her mother will sue the ankle bracelet manufacturer.
PS: I’ve read your posts on TMZ. You’re brave to post there. That message board is insane! Kudos!
PREDICTION:
i truly, truly believe in. my. bones. that 2nd pic will be the face that she makes while hysterically cackling, descending toward dementia, 1 month after the paps & the world stops paying attention to her.
the horror. the horror. 🙁
Miss Diagnosed,
LOL Thanks. I do have fun over there.
I know! Rite? Even inanimate objects are out to get her now.
Hey guys! also coming over from TMZ. Love reading the comments here and reading about the cracken! Scrreeeeeee gets me every time!!
Well, come on, it was a tough week for Lindsay, don’t you know that dope served by other hands is much tastier and booze knocked down in a sleazy dive is still the KING compared to having to glug glug all alone in your own Evil Tower of Hate.
And besides, it’s hard to rob jewelery stores from a rooftop.
The anklet is trying to frame her. You know, I just KNEW it! I’m sure it’s a HATER anklet, too. I guess it’s had it out for her from the very first.
Hi, I’m a TMZer too. Snarky to Lohan-addicts when they snarl. Otherwise I’m housetrained.
“Linnocent stories have a way of getting much, much worse as time passes. Maybe when the LAPD busted into Linnocent’s house, they found her doing lines off of a corpse or something.”
Of course that story is an utter, unbelievable fabrication. A corpse would be too white to see the coke lines off of, if it was a Caucasian. Silly Celebitchy!
I bet a 20×20 Smoked Crackeroni and Cheese Linnocent will f-up AGAIN by June 10th. Tailgate Summer 2011! Remember the addition of the smoked Gouda balanced out the crack? It was a great base to the shrimp cracktail, the potato salad, and those crazy percocet rimmed cocktails! Don’t forget those cupcakes with “shavings”. I’m not sure we can keep jobs with all this tailgaiting. :/
There’s no way those are legit film scripts she’s “reading”. No one in town is going to hire her, unless it’s some sleazy back alley producer.
Regarding my previous post. I won the bet on the TMZ boards! Sorry if it sounded like I was jumping in on you alls bet.
I won a million FUTMZ bucks. I think a crack tailgate party sounds like a lot more fun. 🙁
@ Melinda – Yes, it was delicious! Okay, so you’ve got June 10 and @ Ruby Red has June 6. Any one else? Any one?
@ Blood Red – Feel free to join us! We have epic crack tailgaters whenever Linnocent “Snortcake” Blohan screws up and goes to court. It’s great! CB and Kaiser indulge us in our tomfoolery and generously allow us “open posts.” We start early and follow the proceedings, and celebrate in the only way we know how: getting together and ingesting vodka-infused and crack infused snacks. It’s the only way to deal with the injustice that she gets away with EVERYTHING and it’s a lot of fun! (And did we call it or did we call it? 7 days.) 🙂
Melinda I was going for June 10 too. I will take June 11. It’s a Saturday, 2 weeks after her arrest started and I bet 10 of Eileen’s cracktini’s with the crushed Percocet rim that she will crack.
Blood Red, welcome. I love your posts on that other site, and congratulations on winning the million FUTMZ dollars. I know how rare those bucks are. Ditto Lou. Glad you could join us. You will find outrageous humour compliments of Kaiser, and you will run into many, many, intelligent, hilarious, and compassionate posters who can debate with respect.
Waves at Brin & the original bellaluna: I’ll take June 9th at 11:52 am (Lol)
Welcome to Celebitchy TMZers.
Mornin Ladies,
@ bellaluna, OK, put me down for Saturday June 11th, as well. I too was going to go for Friday, June 10th, but after midnight, its Saturday. We all know Friday after midnight is the witching hour for Blohan. (bitching, twitching, all of the above, whatever) So to recap:
@ Ruby Red, June 6th Monday
@ lilired, June 9th Thursday
@ Melinda, June 10th Friday
@ Lady D and myself, June 11th Saturday
OK bellaluna, brin place your bets girls!
I’m not ready to commit to a bet right now. I’ll wait and see what Our Lady of Delusional Foolishness does next. She never fails to deliver.
Welcome posters from TMZ, I’ve read your comments there and I’m cool with you guys. Just please don’t drag the trollhans along with you. You’ll just be creating too much work for the moderator!
I like reading and commenting on the Lohan stories here for 2 reasons: 1 – nobody bashes you for expressing your opinion and 2 – I know the Lohan clan of gypsy grifters and their grief tornado (love you FUTMZ) aren’t getting paid for them here.
@theoriginalbellaluna- Please put me down for June 8, Wed. I think by mid week, she’ll be itching for attention. And please note, I am being very generous with that time frame.
Update
@ Ruby Red, June 6th Monday
@ Miss Diagnosed, June 8th Wednesday
@ lilired, June 9th Thursday
@ Melinda, June 10th Friday
@ Lady D and myself, June 11th Saturday
Kaiser, you haven’t placed your bet.
Lady D, Hi, and thanks for the really nice welcome. It was appreciated. It’s nice to not have a Lindsay lover (AKA MILO) snarl in my face when I speak up.
Can I have in on your LL pool? I’m thinking she’s gonna crack this weekend, sometime. Let’s say Saturday night. She’ll know the clubs will be packed with people making merry on the weekend, so it’ll drive her green with envy. Yeah, I know she doesn’t do a normal work week like most of us, but even she must notice that things hop during the weekends.
I can’t wait to see which one of us is right, and what she does next.
@Madisyn, looking good 😀
@Lou, I know, I can’t wait either! 🙂
LOL thanks for the welcome! Seriously, cannot take TMZ much more. Gets tiring arguing with the many faces of MiLo.
Welcome to @ Lou and @ Jeebus, the crack tailgate is only a Blohan f*ck up away.
@ Lou, your in. I’m @ bellaluna’s assistant today. She has a baby with molars coming in, I on the other hand, lead a dull and boring life, so I’ll help.
Update:
@ Lou, June 4th Saturday
@ Ruby Red, June 6th Monday
@ Miss Diagnosed, June 8th Wednesday
@ lilired, June 9th Thursday
@ Melinda, June 10th Friday
@ Lady D and myself, June 11th Saturday
Wow, i am totally getting slaughtered over at tmz.
Hey Madisyn, I think I want the 7th for this bet!
I’ll take Tuesday, the 7th — although I thik she “anklet” will “go off” ere then.
Good luck to all…
Don’t worry, the trollhans wont follow us because they have no clue we decided to post here as well. We are sneaky like that.
hmmmmmmmmmm, It’s Friday night, last story was Wendsday. This is a tough one. I say late Saterday night/early Sunday morning she will be at a club. Or trying too. Poor Eleanor/Nicole has her hands full right now keeping her inside.
@Onyx XV – “She’d have to kill the pope or something before the justice system would inflict any REAL punishment on her.”
…Would have to kill the pope in a hit-and-run, (result from a carjacking in the mist of a bankrobbery escape), while drunk & in possession of a kilo of cocaine (that exploded on impact, coating everything around the car like a powder donut)….
…Then maybe she’d receive some sort of REAL punishment. (& then only because of the religious aspect.)
Gosh I sure hope they don’t follow us over here. I don’t think I can take anymore ill wishing against my baby.
@ Blood Red Witch, choose a date, one date. Your Saturday into Sunday technically covers 2 days because after midnight, it goes into the next day.
Please don’t bring the majority of TMZ’ers over here. With the exception of @Innocent (Dina), we are all in agreement regarding Blohan.
Update:
@ Lou, June 4th Saturday
@ Ruby Red, June 6th Monday
@ Jeebus and Mary Jane, June 7th Tuesday
@ Miss Diagnosed, June 8th Wednesday
@ lilired, June 9th Thursday
@ Melinda, June 10th Friday
@ Lady D and myself, June 11th Saturday
Nope, just the few of us that decided together to post last night. Dont worry.
Let’s see…….Sunday then that will be the 5th!
fingers crossed
Scouts Honer!!! Hand over my heart! I promise. Poke a needle in my eye and all that. 🙂
We even have our own chat room. So we understand how you feel.
@ Blood Red, so whats your bet?
I didn’t mean to come off like that. You are more than welcome. Like you mentioned, we don’t want to argue with Michael Lohan, we already have Dina. Sorry.
tee hee! we get into regular fights with michael on tmz all the time unfortunately. sucks balls. But don’t worry we are all cool i promise!!! Maybe one day you guys could come in and join us in our chat room! its fun relaxed and a lot of the time we use it to catch up with each other. No trolls allowed!
**edit*** which one is dina?
@ Madisyn – God love you! Thank you so much for helping me out with this, girlfriend! I owe you a cracktini w/ crushed percocet rim!
I’m torn between the 10th and the 12th. Can I split my winnings and double down? (We’ll all be winners if I win, since all proceeds go towards the next crack tailgate!)
@ Lou – We used to have to deal with “Innocent” but since Blohan has a new “Crack PR Rep” we haven’t heard from Dina…I mean “Innocent.” This is a troll-free environment. Welcome!
@ Madisyn, No problems. I bet this Sunday the 5th
@ Blood Red, your all locked in, ready to go. Again, sorry for sounding like a bitch.
Update:
@ Lou, June 4th Saturday
@ Blood Red Witch, June 5th Sunday
@ Ruby Red, June 6th Monday
@ Jeebus and Mary Jane, June 7th Tuesday
@ Miss Diagnosed, June 8th Wednesday
@ lilired, June 9th Thursday
@ Melinda, June 10th Friday
@ Lady D and myself, June 11th Saturday
@ Lou, Jeebus, and Blood Red – WELCOME! The Dina troll here is dubbed “Innocent” but we haven’t heard from her since the new crack PR team has been in place. Actually, we haven’t heard from “Innocent” since Blohan turned herself in to start her rooftop, backyard, oops! I mean “house” arrest. Coincidence? I think not!
@ Madisyn – Thank you so much! Hearts to you! (And can I split my winnings and double down? PLEASE?)
Hi Bellaluna, I’m a TMZ crossover too, Grandma Cracker on that battleground….
buddies with Blood, lou and Jeebus…..I don’t think we are going to be seeing little miss poopie pants out in public again real soon. I think the cops on the roof handed her her ass.
Madisyn,
You didnt come off as a bitch. Really! I can understand your concern about having Milo Inc. follow us. Especially after “they” went kaboom last nite on TMZ. Sigh and I missed it all. We have our chat room as a “safe zone” and we thought all of you seem really cool is why a few of us came over. It is nice not to have all the drama.
Thank you all for your wonderful welcome to me and my buds. It is heartwarming. Ugh it is early. COFFEE!!!!!!!!
@ original bellaluna, your welcome. Of course you can. Here are the standings.
@ Blood Red, since @ bellaluna chose two dates, I suppose you can too. And thanks for letting me off the hook for acting loke a Lohan. (an insolent, little bitch)
Update:
@ Lou and Blood Red, June 4th Saturday
@ Blood Red, June 5th Sunday
@ Ruby Red, June 6th Monday
@ Jeebus and Mary Jane, June 7th Tuesday
@ Miss Diagnosed, June 8th Wednesday
@ lilired, June 9th Thursday
@ Melinda and bellaluna, June 10th Friday
@ Lady D and myself, June 11th Saturday
@ bellaluna, June 12th Sunday
Question for @ Blood Red: WHO went kaboom on TMZ yesterday? Milo? I went and looked at TMZ and no Blohan stories. Did I miss something?
@ Madisyn – my bet will be for Friday 10th June.
I’ll answer for BRW:
I wasn’t online much yesterday, but read TMZ this morning. Milo went crazy last night, including making threats, etc. It lasted for many, many pages of comments, as he and his sock puppets attacked. It’s in the last Lohan thread.
I’ve been reading y’all for a while, and I love the articles and all of your comments!
@ Seal Team 6, thanks, I’ll check it out.
P.S. Do you want in on the betting? Pick a date for the next time Blohan pulls a “Lohan”.
Monday, June 6.
There’s a story posted on Perez Hilton this morning about Lindsay hosting a sleepover party at her house. Including a photo of Ali opening the door to the guests. Party! Party! Party!
There’s also a comment on the story from a disabled vet that has to be read because it’s so spot on about why most people find her behavior so utterly disgusting.
I don’t think it’s right that she’s allowed to make money from her little staged photo shoots while she’s on house arrest either. I also think it’s bizarre that most of her family (including Michael Sr. even though he has his own side scams going) seem to be living off the money from all this crap.
This is why I like Celebitchy. It’s civilized! Every time I read TMZ, and I read Lindsay’s enabler’s blah, blah, blah, and threats to the people who are speaking sane, rationality, I feel sick. It’s no wonder that woman, and yes I said woman, she isn’t the 24 year old fetus her mother wants us to believe she is, is so effed up! She needs to cut the cord and get those loons out of her life.
@ Quest and Seal Team 6, your in.
@ Miss Diagnosed, AMEN!
Update:
@ Lou and Blood Red, June 4th Saturday
@ Blood Red, June 5th Sunday
@ Ruby Red and Seal Team 6, June 6th Monday
@ Jeebus and Mary Jane, June 7th Tuesday
@ Miss Diagnosed, June 8th Wednesday
@ lilired, June 9th Thursday
@ Melinda, bellaluna, & Quest, June 10th Friday
@ Lady D and myself, June 11th Saturday
@ bellaluna, June 12th Sunday
Agreed, Madisyn!
At 24, most people are married, have children, are in grad school, working at a trade they’ve learned, graduating from grad school, etc., in a committed relationship, even working and just having a good time. Most people haven’t had eight mugshots and continual probation since 2007. Or have burned through $30 million and 86ed an okay show business career.
Linnocent is a repeated criminal offender, a pariah in her business community, without even a GED, and apparently a remorseless sociopath.
She really sounds like my Ex.
@sealteam6- This is just my opinion, but I don’t believe that Lindsay is a sociopath. I believe she has Borderline Personality Disorder (BPD).
I have Bipolar/PTSD with mild BPD. I was put into a therapy group with women who had full blown BPD and the similarities between them and Lindsay was uncanny. Law breaking, substance abuse, cutting, promiscuity, attention seeking. I couldn’t take being around them. They had no remorse, no feelings for anyone but themselves. They were like a group of drug addled, law breaking Stepford Wives. Creepy!
I am in no way defending Lindsay. No one should use a mental illness/personality disorder as an excuse for disobeying the law or destroying themselves with drugs. I never have. I hope the counseling Judge Sautner recommended does help her, but people with BPD are very manipulative and cunning. That’s why I think she weaseled out of UCLA so quickly. BPD is also a new and controversial illness with many psychiatrists not wanting to diagnose patients with it because it crosses over with so many other disorders.
Anyways, sorry for the long post. But I just had to put in my two cents regarding this. Mental illness is something I get touchy with, but I’m not a doctor. I just play one on the internet!
Yes, the trolls last night went insane. Rock aka MiLo went onto radar online and said I killed my unborn child from my real life hate. He hates me for WHATEVER reason and is obsessed with my pregnancy.
It went from there on TMZ. but there he is going by rogue warrior because we’ve gotten Rock banned several times already. I am not sure how i piss him off so much but it’s kind of scary. That’s why a lot of us migrated over here. I rather have Dina any day than MiLo.
“I know the Lohan clan of gypsy grifters and their grief tornado (love you FUTMZ) aren’t getting paid for them here.”
OK, let’s not make ethnic slurs. And I’m sure the Roma would prefer not to be aligned with the Lohans.
Yikes! Sounds like Milo needs meds!
@ Madisyn – I say again: God love you! All four 2 year molars at once, and only ONE has broken through. Oh my goodness, he’s a demon right now, poor little thing.
Ms. D
No worries! BPD definitely exhibits many of the same sociopathic behaviors as an actual sociopath, so we’re basically coming from the same POV towards Lindsay’s behavior.
My Ex seemed very normal and nice and sweet for the first 18 months or so, and then turned into Lindsay> It’s really shocking to see up close how cunning and manipulative these people are.
BPD is very controversial, with some expert folks thinking it isn’t its own disorder.
I agree with you — it’s unbearable being around them!
@ bellaluna, no worries, you seem to have your hands full. Good luck.
Well we seem to have an elimination update: Lou and Blood Red are out.
@ Lou and Blood Red, June 4th Saturday
@ Blood Red, June 5th Sunday
@ Ruby Red and Seal Team 6, June 6th Monday
@ Jeebus and Mary Jane, June 7th Tuesday
@ Miss Diagnosed, June 8th Wednesday
@ lilired, June 9th Thursday
@ Melinda, bellaluna, & Quest, June 10th Friday
@ Lady D and myself, June 11th Saturday
@ bellaluna, June 12th Sunday
So I’ll update as the week progresses. If and when we get another Blohan story, I’ll repost the list over there.
If not, I’ll continue to update here.
not surprised, she needs to have consequences, for her own good and obviously for society – its disturbing she hasn’t had to deal with her mistakes, and frustrating – and in those pics god she’s sooooo desperate
Well we seem to have an elimination update: Lou, Blood Red, Ruby Red, and Seal Team 6 are out.
@ Lou and Blood Red, June 4th Saturday
@ Blood Red, June 5th Sunday
@ Ruby Red and Seal Team 6, June 6th Monday
@ Jeebus and Mary Jane, June 7th Tuesday
@ Miss Diagnosed, June 8th Wednesday
@ lilired, June 9th Thursday
@ Melinda, bellaluna, & Quest, June 10th Friday
@ Lady D and myself, June 11th Saturday
@ bellaluna, June 12th Sunday
@ Madisyn – Have I told you lately that I love you? You are awesome! (Only 1 molar broken through – the other 3 are terrorising my baby and making him miserable! The sleep deprivation is like that of our cracktastic tailgates – I’m dizzy and confuzzled!) 😀
@ bellaluna, love you too! God bless that baby of yours. And you guys too. As I’m not a mother, I don’t know but isn’t there anything to help ease his pain?
P.S. I hate to admit it but I’m going through Blohan withdrawls. I can’t wait for her to pull a “Lohan” (a f*ck up) or get off this house arrest as I need more crack shenanigans.
The weekend is fast approaching and for Blohan that is the witching hour. Lets keep our fingers crossed, as were both hopefully up for a win this weekend.
@ Madisyn – I use Highland’s Teething Tablets (homeopathic remedy). And ibuprofen. But it’s a really painful experience for little ones. (I tried to see if any of the other 3 molars had broken through, but the little turkey bit the bejeebers out of my finger!)
I, too, am suffering from cracknanigan withdrawals. Let’s have a drink – something with vodka, obviously! – and get through this. We both know she can’t hold out much longer…
We have more elimination updates: Lou, Blood Red, Ruby Red, Seal Team 6, Jeebus, and Mary Jane are out.
@ Lou and Blood Red, June 4th Saturday
@ Blood Red, June 5th Sunday
@ Ruby Red and Seal Team 6, June 6th Monday
@ Jeebus and Mary Jane, June 7th Tuesday
@ Miss Diagnosed, June 8th Wednesday
@ lilired, June 9th Thursday
@ Melinda, bellaluna, & Quest, June 10th Friday
@ Lady D and myself, June 11th Saturday
@ bellaluna, June 12th Sunday
@ bellaluna, Did you get my message on the other posts or did you just check back here? I had vodka last night and might have a cracktail today as well, in Blohans honor, of course. Its been two weeks since my last drink, so I will imbibe like a “Lohan”.
“We both know she can’t hold out much longer…”
From your post, to Gods ears.
Come the weekend if no one wins, shall we just take this list and repost for the next week or should we start a new round of betting?
We have more elimination updates: Lou, Blood Red, Ruby Red, Seal Team 6, Jeebus, Mary Jane, and Miss Diagnosed are out.
@ Lou and Blood Red, June 4th Saturday
@ Blood Red, June 5th Sunday
@ Ruby Red and Seal Team 6, June 6th Monday
@ Jeebus and Mary Jane, June 7th Tuesday
@ Miss Diagnosed, June 8th Wednesday
@ lilired, June 9th Thursday
@ Melinda, bellaluna, & Quest, June 10th Friday
@ Lady D and myself, June 11th Saturday
@ bellaluna, June 12th Sunday
@Madisyn- You can put me down for Wed, June 15 as my next bet. I still think she’ll “crack” mid-week for some reason. Also may I ask, what does NSFW mean? I’m new to blogs and such, and I clicked on a link and now my eyes are watering at the sight of Lindsay’s Easter Bunny nose nipples, so I know it means something bad!
@theoriginalbellaluna- When my niece was teething, we made ice pops with plain water for her. It kept her busy and her mouth frozen. If your little one likes flavor, a little splash of organic juice is nice. Good Luck!
@ Miss Diagnosed, your set for the 15th.
NSFW stands for Not Safe For Work. Usually nude shots and the like.
@ Lou and Blood Red, June 4th Saturday
@ Blood Red, June 5th Sunday
@ Ruby Red and Seal Team 6, June 6th Monday
@ Jeebus and Mary Jane, June 7th Tuesday
@ Miss Diagnosed, June 8th Wednesday
@ lilired, June 9th Thursday
@ Melinda, bellaluna, & Quest, June 10th Friday
@ Lady D and myself, June 11th Saturday
@ bellaluna, June 12th Sunday
@ Miss Diagnosed, June 15th Wednesday
We have more elimination updates: Lou, Blood Red, Ruby Red, Seal Team 6, Jeebus, Mary Jane, Miss Diagnosed, lilired, Melinda, bellaluna, & Quest are out.
@ Lou and Blood Red, June 4th Saturday
@ Blood Red, June 5th Sunday
@ Ruby Red and Seal Team 6, June 6th Monday
@ Jeebus and Mary Jane, June 7th Tuesday
@ Miss Diagnosed, June 8th Wednesday
@ lilired, June 9th Thursday
@ Melinda, bellaluna, & Quest, June 10th Friday
@ Lady D and myself, June 11th Saturday
@ bellaluna, June 12th Sunday
@ Miss Diagnosed, June 15th Wednesday
Shout, if this twit doesn’t pull a “Lohan” tonight, I’m out. I must wonder if the sheriff department didn’t really lay down the law (so to speak) basically saying “you f*ck up again, your going to jail. No other explanation why the internet silence.
I’m looking forward to tomorrow. I expect to collect. Crackie has been quiet too long.
Madisyn….I don’t think jail is a threat for her. It will be a nice little 4-hour trip out of the house she can look forward to.
On a side note, I am avoiding potato salad this time, the stuff literally floored me last time.
@ Lady D.
As far as “collecting”, its you and me baby!
“4 hour trip” You got that right. The sherrifs department will claim something like “time served”. B!tch!
You might for go the potatoe salad as long as you partake my 7 Layer Lohan Dip!
@ Madisyn – We could take up new bets, or extend everyone’s bets by a week (7 days). That way everyone can stay in the game, and we all win.
It’s been quiet…TOO quiet…*crickets* *breathes sigh of anticipation*
@ bellaluna, I like the idea of extending the list after tonight, basically after YOU. Can you believe this twit is internet silent?
We have more elimination updates: Lou, Blood Red, Ruby Red, Seal Team 6, Jeebus, Mary Jane, Miss Diagnosed, lilired, Melinda, bellaluna, Quest, Lady D, and myself are out.
@ Lou and Blood Red, June 4th Saturday
@ Blood Red, June 5th Sunday
@ Ruby Red and Seal Team 6, June 6th Monday
@ Jeebus and Mary Jane, June 7th Tuesday
@ Miss Diagnosed, June 8th Wednesday
@ lilired, June 9th Thursday
@ Melinda, bellaluna, & Quest, June 10th Friday
@ Lady D and myself, June 11th Saturday
@ bellaluna, June 12th Sunday
@ Miss Diagnosed, June 15th Wednesday
Wow Madisyn, you really have been busy with OTB (off track Blohan)!
I’ll just drink to the future winner!
Hey ladies! Have been off line for a week! Ahhh, have just seen there’s been no trouble by Linnocent?!?!
Reckon she’s just keeping all the hooking, drinking and snorting crack shenanigans in her house…
Boo! How long is he on house arrest for? Is it still 35 days??
@ brin, I’m mad at you for ratting out @ bellaluna and I to @ Rita on the LeAnn post. Just kidding. Why didn’t you place a bet?
@ Ruby Red, you didn’t miss a f*cking thing. Why the internet silence by Blohan and fam? This twit has kept her crack shenanigans to herself and its freightning me. I’m going through massive withdrawl without a Blohan post and its painful.