Linnocent throws a cracked-out roof party: why has she been so quiet?

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The last time I wrote about Linnocent was June 2. She’s been surprisingly quiet for ELEVEN DAYS. Surely that can’t be right? But it is. I’ve barely seen any coverage of her, and it seems like her house arrest (we’re on Day 18 or 19, it seems?) has been going relatively smoothly. Unless you could that June 2 story, which was about the LAPD coming to Linnocent’s crack lair because her ankle monitor mysteriously “went off”. Part of the reason – I think – Linnocent has been so quiet during her house arrest is that she’s not monitored for drugs or alcohol. She basically gets to go on a crazy, cracked-out, 35-day bender, all because the California legal system is a ridiculous, mind-numbing joke.

Anyway, Linnocent is making news today, because she was photographed having a party on the roof of her condo in Venice Beach. According to TMZ, she had a bunch of friends over for a BBQ – you can see the photo here.

So… we have another two and a half weeks of relative quiet on the Crack Front. Unless anyone wants to make a wager that Linnocent is still going to try to make a cracked-out escape…?

Meanwhile, you know how Linnocent “managed” (beej) to retain a part on that Gotti: Three Generations movie? Well, shock of all shocks, no major actor wants to touch the project. According to Page Six, while John Travolta and Al Pacino (ugh, I forgot about him) and Linnocent have all signed on, producers have approached James Franco, Johnny Depp, Jeremy Renner and Robert Downey Jr. for the part of “Junior”. All of the actors have refused. I’d like to think they refused because of Linnocent.

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  1. brin says:

    Oh noes…not Leann & Linnocent on the same day!!!
    Kaiser…check with Madisyn, she’s got an OTB (off track Blohan)pool going!

  2. Riana says:

    That woman’s hair makes no sense but Lindsey does look like her. No shade to Lindsey, too much hate in the world. She needs to get her act together honestly once and for all.

    I’m embarrassed for her but I do think if she doesn’t get it together she’ll die.

  3. Sha says:

    looks like a sea serpant

  4. brin says:

    @Sha…lol. That has to be the best “squeeeee” picture ever!

  5. Quest says:

    I think the last updates and still in the running from Madisyn post were:

    @ Lady D and myself, June 11th Saturday
    @ bellaluna, June 12th Sunday
    @ Miss Diagnosed, June 15th Wednesday

    Everyone prior to 13th are out including last update for Lady D, Madisyn and Bellaluna.

    LL is going for the long-hall it is like is 1 in a million shot

  6. bagladey says:

    That movie sounds like a potential fiasco. Victoria’s hair is so tacky (as usual) I can barely stand to look. Has anyone ever told Lindsay that while she might like being blonde, blonde hair really doesn’t suit her and makes her look really trashy?

  7. nnn says:

    This young girl is a mess and America is totally MORALLY bankrupt when it comes to its youth as it gives this poster child for trailer trash some DAILY gratuitous promotion.

    What does she do when she is not promoting how to self destruct oneself with a proud smile on the face while giving the middle finger of honour to the Court for her wrong doings ?

    Why does America promotes those trailer trash like her, the Kardashian and other lazy, spoiled brats who have made mediocrity the new fashionable business in town for young to emulate ?

    Be mediocre and nasty and lazy and crass doing outlaw things that makes you proud if you can and you’ll get rewarded by first having your pictures taken everyday, making you a star over nothing but mediocrity.

  8. Rog says:

    JESUS CHRIST!!!

    Would you bitches here just please IGNORE Lindsay Lohan while we have the chance?!?!?!

    NO ONE ON EARTH CARES ABOUT HER!!!

    ***NO ONE***

  9. Ruby Red Lips says:

    Ahhh my Linnocent fix at last – the shakes have stopped 😀

    I think @ Madisyn was commenting about withdrawal too so hoping this fix hits u soon 😉

    Anyhows i’m off to emigrate to LA and break some laws and suffer the punishment of cracked out house parties! ‘sigh’

  10. Ruby Red Lips says:

    Edit: Duplicate… Oooops! Too much crack fix!

  11. imabrat says:

    If thousands of people were throwing virtual tomatoes at you, would you leave? Not Lohan, she seems oblivious to the fact that people are laughing at her.
    Fool.

  12. Madisyn says:

    @ brin, you’re WAY TOO F*CKING MUCH! OTB (Off Track BLOHAN) Loving it.

    @ Ruby Red, thank you, my shakes have stopped.

    We have more elimination updates: Lou, Blood Red, Ruby Red, Seal Team 6, Jeebus, Mary Jane, Miss Diagnosed, lilired, Melinda, bellaluna, Quest, Lady D, myself & are out.

    @ Lou and Blood Red, June 4th Saturday
    @ Blood Red, June 5th Sunday
    @ Ruby Red and Seal Team 6, June 6th Monday
    @ Jeebus and Mary Jane, June 7th Tuesday
    @ Miss Diagnosed, June 8th Wednesday
    @ lilired, June 9th Thursday
    @ Melinda, bellaluna, & Quest, June 10th Friday
    @ Lady D and myself, June 11th Saturday
    @ bellaluna, June 12th Sunday
    @ Miss Diagnosed, June 15th Wednesday

    @bellaluna, did you get my message on the previous LeAnn & Blohan posts? @ brin and @ Rita ratted us out! If this party was last night, you effing won AGAIN!

    @ Quest, I disagree. If the barbeque was yesterday, @ bellaluna wins again.

    Time to start a new thread, ladies

    I’ll start: I’ll say Saturday, June 18th.

  13. anoneemouse says:

    Thank you Kaiser! I’ve been missing our cracked out posts!

  14. 4Real says:

    Well she sure looks like hammeredshit!

  15. Madisyn says:

    Waving @ brin

  16. brin says:

    @Madisyn…we should have a cracked out tailgate party for the lucky winner!
    *waving back*

  17. Madisyn says:

    Kaiser, I have NO DOUBT that actors that are reputable will not go near this “film” with Blohan attached.

    TOXIC doesn’t even begin to describe it.

  18. Quest says:

    I concur for the 18th – it’s my bday so I feel lucky – Madisyn: I’m in for the 18th as well.

    I think it was her Venice CA rooftop BBQ so she still have ’bout 2 1/2 weeks (by law) not by LL standards

  19. imqrious2 says:

    Doesn’t look like Crackie is wearing her Scram anklet. Wasn’t that a condition of her home arrest?

  20. Madisyn says:

    Its you and me @ Quest, you’re in.

    @ Lou and Blood Red, June 4th Saturday
    @ Blood Red, June 5th Sunday
    @ Ruby Red and Seal Team 6, June 6th Monday
    @ Jeebus and Mary Jane, June 7th Tuesday
    @ Miss Diagnosed, June 8th Wednesday
    @ lilired, June 9th Thursday
    @ Melinda, bellaluna, & Quest, June 10th Friday
    @ Lady D and myself, June 11th Saturday
    @ bellaluna, June 12th Sunday

    @ Miss Diagnosed, June 15th Wednesday
    @ Quest and myself, June 18th Saturday

  21. Leigh says:

    @imqrious2
    Sweet jeebus, you’re right!

    Where’s the dam SCRAM? We should be able to see it in the top photo on one ankle or the other!

  22. Madisyn says:

    What the f*ck happened with the Sheriff spokesperson saying “interior” of the house only? This twit is on the roof just to get papped.

    Why this gets my goat, I have no idea!

  23. Meghan says:

    Oh how much I pray she walks out of her house after day 35 and the judge goes “um, hell no you’re doing the entire 120 days.” Just be all, you don’t get good behavior and overcrowding time off when you’re on HOUSE ARREST and throwing parties!

    Seriously, can we all write to the judge and suggest this?

  24. the original bellaluna says:

    Madisyn & Quest- The party was yesterday! THE 12TH!! Is my crack-vibe radar accurate or what? (I got your message on previous Linnocent; is it today’s LeAnn post or previous?)

    *waves to all the ladies*

    SO SO excited to have some Linnocent Blohan news! And you know she’s loving it too!

  25. Rio says:

    @imqrious2
    @Leigh

    I’m pretty sure that picture is from her Miami crack-shoot. I recognize the Michael’s Discount Crafts belt.

  26. the original bellaluna says:

    @ Madisyn – You’re not alone; it gets my goat too. I think @ Meghan’s idea is WONDERFUL! (Again, I’m late to the game, but I finally got the little one down for a nap…sigh)

    @ Rio – LOL @ “Michael’s Discount Crafts belt” – beautiful!

  27. Madisyn says:

    @ bellaluna, its the PREVIOUS LeAnn post. You have to read posts 82 and 84. Tell me what you think.

    Congrats on the win, whats your next bet?

  28. Boo says:

    These pics are from the Miami crackshoot–in the ones from yesterday’s rooftop party, you can’t see her scram b/c she is wearing stupid boots. They are on ROL (maybe 8 or so) and one on TMZ…she has all her “guests”–who look like homeless people–sitting on the floor of her rooftop deck. She’s also smoking a cigarette and holding a cup–I’m sure it’s tap water or a healthy green juice.

  29. the original bellaluna says:

    @ Madisyn – I’m kinda likin’ the 18th. But since she did this on a Sunday, and next Sunday is Father’s Day, and she hates her dad…I don’t know. Can I think on it?

    I’m going to that post right now! 😀

  30. the original bellaluna says:

    @ Madisyn – ahahahahaha! We don’t have a problem. We can quit any time. We just don’t want to right now. And yeah, it’s just a little harmless betting. It’s not like we’re addicts or anything, right? 😉

  31. Madisyn says:

    @ bellaluna, of course you can think about it. After you read the posts, let me know what you think.

  32. OhMyMy says:

    She would’ve been better off maintaining radio silence awhile longer instead of throwing parties and tweeting about the stupid Kardashian trashian show. Is she trying to scam a cameo role?

  33. ol cranky says:

    yeah, she really learn her lesson form this house arrest /snark

  34. Ruby Red Lips says:

    @Madisyn, I’ll go for Thurs 23rd June 🙂

    You know if she does stay below the radar there will be some serious sh1t happening as soon as her. ‘house arrest’ ends…

    Crack time is coming!!! 😀

  35. Lou says:

    Hi folks, this is Lou visiting from TMZ.

    I swear, Blowhan looks like a cadaver in that first photo. The vampires in Twilight have more color than she.

    And what is WITH pic #3 – looks like her stomach has two big lips pooching out of it, yet her legs are skinny. How do you do that sort of thing?

  36. Seal Team 6 says:

    SCRREEEEEEEEEEE

    The Cracken photo never gets old, y’all.

  37. Lou says:

    Since my original bet date of her next blow out has mysteriously came and went without her publicly blowing out, can I update my bet to Father’s Day? It was pointed out how much she hates Daddy Dearest, and I’m sure he’ll make a BIG pest of himself to her on that day…so that’s a good chance for her to go wild.

  38. Seal Team 6 says:

    @NNN

    I’ll say this about Kris Jenner’s kids, and even the Jersey Shore kids: they may be trashy and famewhores, but they work their asses off on projects.

  39. Madisyn says:

    @ Ruby Red and Lou, your in.

    @ Lou and Blood Red, June 4th Saturday
    @ Blood Red, June 5th Sunday
    @ Ruby Red and Seal Team 6, June 6th Monday
    @ Jeebus and Mary Jane, June 7th Tuesday
    @ Miss Diagnosed, June 8th Wednesday
    @ lilired, June 9th Thursday
    @ Melinda, bellaluna, & Quest, June 10th Friday
    @ Lady D and myself, June 11th Saturday
    @ bellaluna, June 12th Sunday

    @ Miss Diagnosed, June 15th Wednesday
    @ Quest and myself, June 18th Saturday
    @ Lou, June 19th, Sunday (Fathers Day)
    @ Ruby Red Lips, June 23rd Thursday

  40. Seal Team 6 says:

    Okay, do we know for sure she is getting out after 35 days? The reason I ask is: I’ve read in non-tab sources that her sentence, with the time off (and how the hell does someone get overcrowding time off for house arrest), was the beginning of August.

  41. Lucky Charm says:

    No idea why, but I’m thinking a Tuesday (maybe because Tuesdays are so meh?)…so I say the 28th.

    And $5 says she’ll be on the sidewalk right in front of her house, because her sprinklers came on and she had to jump out of the way, lol!

  42. dorothy says:

    Have to say, it’s been nice not reading about her, not hearing about her and just forgetting about her this last couple of weeks.

  43. therock says:

    Ha, If you expect to be forgiven and have fulfilling relationships, YOU must honor others the same way!!! WORD!!!!

    I got your number!

    Hey Lindz, keep up the good work, you LOOK GREAT!

  44. Lady D says:

    Madisyn I would like July 1 for my next bet. It’s the day before her birthday and she thinks she is sneaky. I bet she’ll try something.

  45. Louise says:

    I can’t believe that Lindsay is having a party. House arrest is a joke. Also having John Travolta and Kelly Preston attached doesn’t help matters either.

  46. Shy says:

    I just want to look in the eyes of that stupid judge and ask her: “Are you happy? Is this the appropriate punishment for stealing? Don’t you feel like an idiot every time Lohan throws another party while she is in “arrest”.

  47. Madisyn says:

    Lucky Charm & Lady D

    @ Miss Diagnosed, June 15th Wednesday
    @ Quest and myself, June 18th Saturday
    @ Lou, June 19th, Sunday (Fathers Day)
    @ Ruby Red Lips, June 23rd Thursday
    @ Lucky Charm, June 28th Tuesday
    @ Lady D, July 1st Friday

  48. Dani says:

    What is to escape? She probably has been on one never ending high. Yeah, way to go California. That’ll teach her to behave.

  49. Jon says:

    I’m glad I’m not a celebrity.

  50. futureperfect says:

    I see. @Therock is Innocent reincarnated as a semi-literate meathead. It’s good to mix things up, I guess.

    @Therock, let me put this in words I know you will understand: get off Lindsay’s nutsack.

  51. Thea says:

    I am really starting to believe the court system in California is using reverse psychology on Ms. Lohan. I think they want her to kill herself. It is like let her have house arrest and all the drugs and booze. Seriously. She needs to do time in jail. Let some poor other person out for a while and make room for her. In fact, make her own cell, put cameras in it and she will think she is on the set. It is a shame because the poor girl had maybe some potential, but it is like now just let her do whatever and hopefully she will go away. If she is alive this time next year, I will be amazed. I really think she is to far gone to help. I mean how many times do you have to hit the bottom. And where is her man at Sam Ro? Did she move away or what?

  52. the original bellaluna says:

    @ Madisyn – Can I double down again, like I did last time? I know I definitely want June 19, since it’s Father’s Day and we all know how she hates her father. (Can’t say I blame her on that one though!) But if I can double down, I need to think about the other date…

    @ Thea – From your keyboard to God’s ears! 😀

  53. Miss Diagnosed says:

    The picture of her in the black dress with her head thrown back laughing maniacally (on dlisted) should really have a thought bubble over it that reads, “SCREW YOU, CALIFORNIA JUDICIAL SYSTEM! HAHAHAHAHA!”

    I’m so sick of her crap and what she gets away with. I think I’m going to go off on a “borrowing” spree, while high and drunk and see if I get treated the same way. See you all in 20 years.

    @futureperfect- yeah, noticed the rock slithered over here as well. Don’t engage him, he likes to threaten people. It’s disgusting.

  54. Madisyn says:

    Question for anyone/everyone. I thought she was
    NOT allowed on that effing roof. Could someone please explain this to me?

    @ bellaluna, of course you can, I got you down for Fathers Day.

    @futureperfect and @ Miss Diagnosed, how the f*ck did Michael Lohan slink over here? I don’t think CB and Kaiser will put up with any “threats”. Plus with @ Innocent gone the way of the new PR rep, (thought courtesy of @ bellaluna) I think EVERY SINGLE ONE OF US IS IN AGREEMENT. He can’t threaten ALL OF US.

    UPDATES:
    @ Miss Diagnosed, June 15th Wednesday
    @ Quest and myself, June 18th Saturday
    @ Lou and bellaluna, June 19th, Sunday (Fathers Day)
    @ Ruby Red Lips, June 23rd Thursday
    @ Lucky Charm, June 28th Tuesday
    @ Lady D, July 1st Friday

  55. Miss Diagnosed says:

    @Madisyn- The roof thing is killing me as well. I distinctly recall the Sheriff saying she was confined to the INTERIOR of her premises. But really, do you think even if she’s not allowed up there that’s going to stop her, or that the law will actually do something to punish her? Catch and release. That’s all it is with this trick.

    I’m going to go and have another Dexedrine Daiquiri because I just can’t anymore with her, at least not today.

    As for Michael, I don’t know how he came over. I know he posts on TMZ/ROL as therock and Rogue Warrior, among other names, (they change every time he gets banned). Just don’t engage him and his comments, and if he threatens you, report him. I’ve never dealt with him as I don’t post over there, but I’ve read some of his comments, and they’re pretty twisted. He hates women, but loves Lindsay.

  56. Madisyn says:

    @ Miss Diagnosed

    “I’m going to go and have another Dexedrine Daiquiri because I just can’t anymore with her, at least not today”.

    I just can’t either and I don’t know why I go into a rage or get so furious but the way she gives the big “F*CK U” finger to the courts just gets my goat everytime. Well I do know why, because if it were you or me, we’d be in jail. I just don’t understand these GD California judges when it comes to Blohan.

    I’m going to admit from last Thursday night till Sunday, I pulled a “Lohan”, so I’m not imbibing till at least the weekend. I’m not 24 anymore so 4 days of partying like a “Lohan” is all I can take. Still hungover 2 days later, hopefully should be back to normal tomorrow.

  57. the original bellaluna says:

    @ Madisyn – Yes! She was supposed to be confined to the INTERIOR of her premises. How is this overlooked? And more importantly, have you seen my imposter? Someone is back posting as “BellaLuna.” (And right after I explained to @ Gypsy that it had only happened once and not again after I called them out!) THAT person is the reason I had to change my name! SO over this. I am 8 shades of irate about this!!

    (And so sorry about your hangover.) 🙁

    @ Miss Diagnosed – Oh, no worries. If he tries to bully here, he will be put in check (or banned) with a quickness! CeleBitchy does not put up with that mess. One of the many reasons it’s my fave site!

  58. Hakura says:

    You guys always find the best (worst, most unflattering) pictures of LL. She definitely makes more strange, unattractive facial contortions than most.

    @Bagladey“Has anyone ever told Lindsay that while she might like being blonde, blonde hair really doesn’t suit her and makes her look really trashy?”

    Only all of us. In every story.

    @FuturePerfect“I see. @Therock is Innocent reincarnated as a semi-literate meathead. It’s good to mix things up, I guess.
    @Therock, let me put this in words I know you will understand: get off Lindsay’s nutsack.

    LOL. Word.

  59. Madisyn says:

    @ bellaluna, mornin, I’m better, thanks.

    As far as the name, you are THE ORIGINAL bellaluna and that person capitalizes her name, plus we know your writing style, WE know who you are, so no worries, OK?

    Now heres my BIG problem with the roof top party. Its not the gathering in and of itself, its the DESPERATION to appear soooooo relevant, she has to call the paps herself. Lets be honest and real for one moment and I’ll only speak for myself here but if I was on house arrest, I too would have people over and no one would know. If I happened to be famous, I would NOT call the paps and I would have kept it indoors as to not flaunt the system. Now with that being said, my problem is the last time she went up there, the monitor went off, it obviously is a “no go” zone and she was WARNED. So WHY, WHY were the sheriffs not dispatched to her home immediately? OK, granted the little twit may have realized it was Sunday and there may not have been the staff do go out there Sunday but come Monday why did we not see her in cuffs being led away?

    Im sure that when the montior went on, the sheriffs department was crystal clear about the rules, regulations, and restrictions. She already went up there for a “photoshoot”, the sheriffs showed up and I’m positive she was WARNED, so again, she just does as she pleases, says F*CK U and the courts just have to grin and bear it? SHE’S DISGUSTING!

  60. Miss Diagnosed says:

    @Madisyn- I feel she gets away with everything because she’s giving “special favors” to the Courts, cops, judges, etc. and because she’s good at what she does since she’s had plenty of practice, she gets away with anything. I swear that woman must have carpal tunnel syndrome of the tongue.

    I agree though, as a law abiding citizen I find her behavior disgusting that she can’t follow simple rules, and the Courts behavior pitiful that they can’t grow a pair and punish her properly.

  61. the original bellaluna says:

    @ Madisyn – Glad to hear you’re feeling better! And glad you know the difference between us! I am in complete agreement with you – bet your a$$ I’d have people over. But DISCRETELY. Not like Blohan. It really does smack of desperation – if she’s not being papp’d or in the tabs, she simply WILL NOT BE SEEN AT ALL. And she can’t STAND that!

    I’m honestly so over the whole “court system” preferential treatment of her. It’s shameful.

    @ Miss Diagnosed – Haha! “Carpal tunnel of the tongue!” 😀

  62. OhMyMy says:

    Looked like she was holding court over a gaggle of losers.

    What I’m not getting at all is how does she expect a director to trust her to commit to a role, follow direction and give it her all if she can’t even do something simple like stay in the house for 35 days? Talk about lack of follow through and commitment. You read about actors spending months sacrificing for roles…losing weight, gaining weight, learning to sing, fight, play an instrument, an accent whatever it takes to get the character right. I don’t see Lohan being capable of doing that at all.

  63. Madisyn says:

    @OhMyMy, agree.

    I found it hilarious when Blohan’s name was being mentioned when casting for last season’s Dancing with the Stars. If you listen to any of the participants in that show, whether their first off or last, they all say the same thing: ITS HARDER THAN IT LOOKS. And I believe them. It takes hard work, committment, follow through, disciplin, and dedication, to see the process from beginning to end, especially if she really would want to win. Those five traits I mentioned above are all a foreign concept to this twit.

    Of course, this is where I partially blame Dina. Blohan is NOW old enough to know better but this twit has never heard the word NO.

    So, again, agree no director/producer worth their salt will NEVER/EVER touch her again. Thank goodness for the word “uninsurable”.

  64. the original bellaluna says:

    @ Madisyn – Oh, honey, you know she smokes WAY too many cigs to even consider competing on DWTS. 🙂 My mum was a dancer; I was a dancer; my daughter was a dancer. It requires discipline, hard work, countless hours of practise, and more work than Blohan has seen in a lifetime. There is NO. WAY.

    Indulgence, thy name is Blohan. (And Cruise. But we’ll reserve judgement until we see what happens…)

  65. Madisyn says:

    @ bellaluna, mornin.

    I don’t think her smoking is the problem at all. This twits problem and you touched on it is the COMMITTMENT it takes to do a season of this show that I’m 100% certain is beyond difficult and that I personally could not do. Of course when I was 24, it would have been a blast to try.

    It all goes back to “IM A F*CKING CELEBRITY, I CAN DO WHATEVER THE HELL I WANT” (remember the 3 guys she hijacked. Thats what she said and I believe them). You know that quote pretty much sums up her mentality regarding all her screw ups, her insolence, her attitude, her very being.
    And what this twit does NOT realize is thats about to change. Not for the better, I might add,

  66. Madisyn says:

    UPDATES:

    @ Miss Diagnosed is out.

    @ Miss Diagnosed, June 15th Wednesday
    @ Quest and myself, June 18th Saturday
    @ Lou and bellaluna, June 19th, Sunday (Fathers Day)
    @ Ruby Red Lips, June 23rd Thursday
    @ Lucky Charm, June 28th Tuesday
    @ Lady D, July 1st Friday

  67. Madisyn says:

    @ bellaluna, the 4th falls on a Monday, so its a three day weekend. Not for Blohan, she has a 365 day weekend but for those that. . . wait for it. . .WORK. You know that 4 letter word that she has zero comprehension of.

    If you double down, so am I. I’m kinda liking that Sunday. Saturday is her birthday and if she’s still on house arrest she’s going to think shes ‘entitled’ to party. She knows shes going to watched on Saturday but I think she’s going to lose it on Sunday. I’m surprised no one has choses the 2nd her birthday.

    So to update:

    @ Miss Diagnosed is out.

    @ Miss Diagnosed, June 15th Wednesday
    @ Quest and myself, June 18th Saturday
    @ Lou and bellaluna, June 19th, Sunday (Fathers Day)
    @ Ruby Red Lips, June 23rd Thursday
    @ Lucky Charm, June 28th Tuesday
    @ Lady D, July 1st Friday
    @ Madisyn, July 3rd Sunday
    @ bellalua, July 4th Monday.

  68. Ruby Red Lips says:

    Hey Madisyn, I’ll take her b’day (2nd) also if that ok? Only just realised its her b’day so can this be my second choice?

    Crack party – yay!!

  69. OhMyMy says:

    I can think of another reason why she wouldn’t do DWTS. She wouldn’t be the only hot filly dressed up for the cameras!!! You know she won’t tolerate that!!

    @Madisyn: You’re probably right that she doesn’t know the word NO. I imagine the people close to her that try to tell her no don’t stay close to her for long.

    She reminds of a toddler stuck in their NO! and MINE! phase with about the same attention span.

    I imagine Casa Lohan is probably like that classic Twilight Zone episode with Billy Mumy (Will in Lost in Space) as the evil little kid that rules the whole town. We have to do what Lindsay wants….SCREE!!!

  70. Madisyn says:

    @ Ruby Red, of course you can. July 2nd it is.

    So to update:

    @ Miss Diagnosed is out.

    @ Miss Diagnosed, June 15th Wednesday
    @ Quest and myself, June 18th Saturday
    @ Lou and bellaluna, June 19th, Sunday (Fathers Day)
    @ Ruby Red Lips, June 23rd Thursday
    @ Lucky Charm, June 28th Tuesday
    @ Lady D, July 1st Friday
    @ Ruby Red, July 2nd Saturday (the witching hour)
    @ Madisyn, July 3rd Sunday
    @ bellalua, July 4th Monday.

    @OhMyMy,

    “She reminds of a toddler stuck in their NO! and MINE! phase with about the same attention span”.

    Thats just it, isn’t it? I’ve had a theory on this for awhile and I know this post is already long but I will post my thoughts anyway. I was looking for a better post than this thread to express it. Here goes.

    I personally think since she found “stardom” at age 12, just when those rotten teen years start, thats when the word NO left her mothers vocabulary. (When Blohan started supporting the entire family) I think after those awful toddler years, the teen years is when we hear that word “NO” the most often. (I know I did) That being said, I think because no one told her NO that these DUI’s and ALL the subsequent court cases after, is why she is so insolent and entitled because it comes as such an utter and complete shock that someone (the courts) is making her do things she does NOT want to do. No one EVER has in the past, so why now? (her rationale, not mine) I could go on but you get the main pont. Just my theory.

  71. the original bellaluna says:

    @ Madisyn – Yes, I’m sure that’s a large part of it. And when she started going off the rails, she was the sole wage-earner in that f’d up family, so telling her “NO” wasn’t an option. If Blohan doesn’t get what Blohan wants, Blohan will refuse to work and then nobody has an income!

    Now multiply that attitude x years of drug abuse + years of alcohol abuse (be sure to include the integers: one defucktive father + one fame-whore mother + Wilmer Valderama dickmatisation) and your recipe for the Epic Disaster That is Linnocent is complete. 😉

  72. Madisyn says:

    @ bellaluna, I’m not sure she’d refuse to “work” (I know where you were going) but I have absolutely NO DOUBT, she’d cut off Mother Crackhead so fast, well, you couldn’t drop a hot crack pipe fast enough. I totally believe she has threatened her mother with that from the time she was 18 and possibly even before, saying “the day I turn 18, your done as my “manager”. Look how well that turned out for you Blohan.

    And there in lies the problem with parents “managing” their offspring, instead of professionals. They ALWAYS have something over you and unless you have your own money (which most do not) then your at their mercy. Can you imagine being blackmailed by your own children?

  73. Madisyn says:

    So to update:

    @ Miss Diagnosed, Quest, and myself are out.

    @ Miss Diagnosed, June 15th Wednesday
    @ Quest and myself, June 18th Saturday
    @ Lou and bellaluna, June 19th, Sunday (Fathers Day)
    @ Ruby Red Lips, June 23rd Thursday
    @ Lucky Charm, June 28th Tuesday
    @ Lady D, July 1st Friday
    @ Ruby Red, July 2nd Saturday (the witching hour)
    @ Madisyn, July 3rd Sunday
    @ bellalua, July 4th Monday.