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Yes, I’m actively trying to gross you out with the photos I selected. I was just trying to find photos where Paris Hilton and Cy Waits’s heads were close together, and I ended up looking through MONTHS of photos of Paris and Cy licking on each other. Hand to God, I dry heaved and had to take a moment to compose myself.
So, I’ve been expecting this story for a few weeks, and wouldn’t you know, here it is! According to Us Weekly, Paris Hilton and Cy Waits have split. I know you’re heartbroken. Try to find the strength to go on.
Not-so-hot: Paris Hilton is single again. After about a year together, the celebutante and beau Cy Waits have called it quits, multiple insiders confirm to Us Weekly.
“They are broken up,” one pal tells Us of Hilton, 30, and Vegas club owner Waits. “It’s sad, she cares about him a lot and thinks he’s a great guy but they really hit a rough patch.”
Hilton and her rep had no comment.
The reality star and Waits stepped out in late spring 2010, shortly after her final split from former Hills star Douglas Reinhardt. Explains the friend: “[Cy's] found it difficult to live his life with her in the spotlight and that’s what caused their split. No drama, it’s amicable, but things didn’t work out.”
Indeed, life as Hilton’s beau was never low-key: Back in August, Waits was at Hilton’s side when she was arrested for cocaine possession at a traffic stop in Las Vegas. The couple presented a united front this past April, when Waits accompanied Hilton as she testified against an alleged home intruder in an L.A. court. An overzealous fans threw water in Waits’ faced and grabbed him by the neck before Hilton’s security team intervened.
[From Us Weekly]
CB knew they were on the verge of splitting since her reality show aired a “fight” between the two of them. Per CB, “Cy accuses her of lying about texts she received from an ex boyfriend. (They start arguing at 4:00 in.) Cy explains that he called the guy and he told him he had sex with Paris back in the day (before Cy got together with her). Paris denies that she slept with that guy ever and then Cy says she must be lying. He says ‘You have to stop lying to me, I don’t want to live like this anymore.‘ Later, at 9:50 into the video, he comes to visit her at a club where she’s out with friends. Cy tells Paris that he knows she texted the guy back 20 times and almost made a date to see him again. Paris claims she told the ex she might see him in order to stop him from texting her, a pretty laughable excuse. She then tries to use a baby voice and tell him she’s sorry and loves him. He softens a little, but he’s clearly very angry and isn’t accepting her excuses. At 12:54 into the video below, there’s a preview of an upcoming episode with Cy telling Paris ‘get the f away from me,’ and her smacking him. Then it cuts to another scene where she asks ‘You want to break up with me?‘”
MY guess is that they ended things when Paris’s reality show got disastrous ratings and she realized that having a steady (cokehead?) boyfriend wasn’t really doing her much good. Too bad, because even if Cy was an is a coked-up enabler, I kind of got the feeling that he was a stabilizing force in Paris’s life. Granted, he looks dumb as a sack of hair (as does Paris). But still, wonk eyes can’t be choosey.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
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Really? That’s the line she’s going with? Not “he got tired of me being a fame-whore” or “I brought too much attention to his drug use by getting into trouble in 3 COUNTRIES because of mine,” huh?
(BTW, I didn’t watch the video because I just can’t with this chick, and that would be 15 minutes of my life I’d never get back.)
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Wonder if she’ll go back to the pre Cy skinny coke body now??
Why am I even commenting on irrelevant wonky….need therapy!
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He is cute in an Ed Helms kind of way! LOL
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Hope she didn’t give hime herpes for a parting gift.
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Didn’t realize she was famous. Thought she was just a ‘wanna be’ trying to be famous.
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She is unmarriageable, even more so than K.K.
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“he had trouble with how famous she is” (this is news to me) this has to be according “The world according to Paris”. More like he did realise she was such a famewhoring bitch
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Oh my god, Gross. Why do we have to be subjected to seeing her ass as she practically climbs all over him? (and all for the cameras, natch).
This chick is a waste of space. Name me one thing…just ONE THING that she has ever done for the betterment of society?
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When she said “It’s not my fault people are obsessed with me” it totally reminded me of Mean Girls :p
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@OriginalGracie
“for the betterment of society” = Go To Jail (even if it was short lived).
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He’s quite good looking until he opens his mouth – whoa! They are some baaaad horseteeth veneers …
I have sat through the two (so far) episodes of her reality show and she and her friends are so awful – all in their 30′s and 40′s and acting like middle school bully girls with double digit IQ’s … ugh!
He seems like the best thing about the show to be honest – quite sweet and clearly likes her more than she does him!
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I think that’s an insult to sacks of hair. Clearly these two are more stupid, and much more gross.
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Celebutante? Does she get extra years for the “celeb” part, because I thought debutantes were like 17ish and something that people only cared about in F. Scott Fitzgerald’s novels/ short stories.
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In any pics I’ve ever seen of her going in to kiss someone she always looks like she’s getting ready to eat their face.
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He probably broke up with her after he watched one of the TWAT.P episodes and actually listened to her horrifically vapid and bitchy voiceover narration.
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Wow… I had never heard Paris speak without that “baby voice.” She should use her regular voice… She doesn’t sound so dumb.
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She is a truly awful person. A total waste of space.
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She has brown eyes. The blue contacts look hideous.
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I can’t believe I’m saying this but I feel a twinge of sympathy for Paris.
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Ladies,
why don’t you think this isn’t staged?
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People, people people first this is eiher staged or really just shows how much she lies, every other word was a lie, no I did not reply, oh just once to tell him to stop, we did not sleep together
whatever that guy texted ms. Hilton was bad, she is known for her sexual conquests shall we say, and she admits she had not been this faithful to anyone before.
If your partner was talking to the ex and quite possible trying to meet them tell me you would not freak out
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has anyone seen a preview of the new fall show: 2 broke girls? One is suppose to be an heiress and the other asks if she knows Paris and she says something like “no, Paris is like 100″. Loved it! Hope they use that in all their promos for the next few months.
http://www.cbs.com/primetime/2_broke_girls/video/
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Does she wear fake eyelashes everyday? It must take her forever to get her ready everyday. I can imagine her commanding her personal makeup and hair and wardrobe people around.
Those pics are truly vomitous.
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“He had trouble with how famous she is.”
Translation: “Paris gave me herpes.”
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@ Quest, you just made me smile remembering when the Hilton family paid off the Sheriff and he let her out of jail, only for the Judge in the case to say ‘not so fast’ and ordered her back. Good times.
After a YEAR, he’s realizing NOW she’s “famous”. Again, agree with @ Quest, this is clearly Parasites version of the breakup.
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He has major booze bloat.
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My money would be on “I woke up one day and realized he looks like Scott Peterson.”
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The Douche and Douchette…
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Well…. the only thing I got out of “The World according to Paris” is that age is clearly JUST a number.
All the 30+ people in this show, Paris included, sound like teenagers to me.
What did Cy see in her? Good for him they broke up.
(I still love Paris Hilton watches though)
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