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Both TMZ and RadarOnline claim to have the exclusive that Jessica Simpson’s publicist got axed for trying to make a mountain out of makeout session. Rob Shuter, Jessica and Ashlee’s publicist, got fired for spreading the fake news that Jessica and John Mayer were a major item just in time for the release of her latest album:
For his part, Mayer is doing his best to distance himself from the whole non-affair. He is said to have called Jessica “desperate.” He also gave a bizarre interview to Rolling Stone, in which he got high in front of the reporter, said he’d like to see a couple have sex in person, and called his penis “Dominican” because it had such a great batting record.
Written by Celebitchy
Posted in Fake News, Jessica Simpson, John Mayer, Photos
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3 Responses to “Heads roll after Jessica’s fake John Mayer tabloid romance”
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John Mayer…what a clown.
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I would expect nothing less out of the Simpson camp. After all, you can’t s*** and old turd, right? Do they think we’re all totally stupid?! My sources say yessss….
















Ok, it was a desperate move–this girl is surrounded by idiots. That being said, John Mayer is a loser and a jerk. He could have handled it better. And who’s the winner here? Nick! Who would have thought…
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