Linnocent claims she tested positive for alcohol because of kombucha tea

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It was the story of the day yesterday – Linnocent tested positive for alcohol during a screening done by the LA Probation Dept, then she was called in for a hearing with the judge, and then she was let go, without jail or even a slap on the wrists, merely with a warning to not throw any more “house arrest parties”. The excuse for this miscarriage of justice was that Linnocent’s previous judge had ordered drug tests, but not alcohol screenings, so the Probation Dept. didn’t have any “right” to test her for alcohol in her system. Nevermind that the day before, Linnocent had done an interview with Life & Style claiming that “alcohol… is just not part of my life.” I guess she forgot to add “LMAO, JK! And SCENE!” So… basically, the California legal system says that a drunken cokehead who hijacked a car while high, thumbed her crack nose at the legal system for years, crack heisted everything that wasn’t nailed down, and beat the hell out of her rehab sponsor… is free to be a boozehound again.

So what is Linnocent’s excuse, now that she’s learned her very important crack shenanigan lesson? (The lesson: “Linnocent can do whatever she wants, because people have given up on trying to punish her.”) Linnocent has gone back to an old-standby, because her crack brain is too frazzled from years of drug and alcohol abuse to think of a new excuse:

Lindsay Lohan is adamant she did NOT drink wine, beer or liquor during her stint on house arrest … insisting her dirty test was caused by a fermented tea that contains a TEEEENY amount of alcohol.

Lohan has been telling friends she’s been drinking her favorite kombucha tea again … the same tea that caused her probation officer to raise a red flag earlier this year because it contains alcohol. The company behind the drink claims the alcohol content is less than .05%.

Of course, the judge ruled that Lindsay is ALLOWED to consume alcohol during her house arrest sentence … so the dirty test didn’t matter anyway.

TMZ spoke with Lindsay about the situation … and she told us, “I am responsible, and I’m following the rules and obeying my judge and the Los Angeles judicial system.”

She adds, “I’d like to do what I must to get my film career back and the respect of directors, actors, writers, studio heads, fans and so on.”

[From TMZ]

“…and so on.” I’d like to punch her in her crack face… and so on. I’d like to live to see her thrown in jail with other crackhead sociopaths… and so on. I’d like to read an interview with Linnocent JUST ONE without having to roll my eyes at the delusional crack lies she’s trying to sell… and so on.

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  1. teri says:

    Don’t like her hair that color, for petes sakes Lindsay another color choice would be better. I do believe it was the tea, I wish some people would quite being so negative on her and her sister.

  2. brin says:

    Right…so she had to drink tea with a teeeny amount of alcohol in it? Next time drink Lipton, Crackie!

  3. lucy2 says:

    Well, now everyone knows what to bring to the next court tailgate.

    It’s BS of course, but even if that was all she had, after all that rehab and grand statements, why have anything with ANY alcohol in it? Oh right, ADDICTION.
    “It’s OK, this flour I’m snorting only has a little bit of cocaine in it!”

  4. SarahS says:

    Ugh. They’re called minimizer bras, kid – look into them. Or get a friggin shirt that fits.

  5. Quest says:

    LL’s claim that alcohol is not part of her life is absurd as no salt in the sea … her DNA consists of 60% Alcohol, 10% water and 10% blood, and 20% Bullshit

  6. werty says:

    Can anyone explain the “beating up her rehab sponsor”
    And yeah shes a junkie and this is what junkies do, the only differernces is that shes getting away with it.

  7. Sloane Wyatt says:

    She is an addict. Currently, the medical community does not view using or holding controlled substances/alcohol as criminal, although committing a crime while under the influence such as driving a car, stealing, etc. is definitely lock ’em up behavior.

    I don’t think Lindsay will ever dry out and grow up until she is incarcerated. This pitiful junkie has not hit her bottom yet, and I hope she doesn’t end up hurting someone else in the process.

  8. Sloane Wyatt says:

    @teri: Hi Dinah! Mom knows best – Linds’ worst problem is the wrong hair color. Otherwise, everyone is just picking on her and her sister!

  9. poppycarew says:

    WHAT career? She has no career! It’s going to take her years to get back ANY respect from ANYBODY.

    And so on …

  10. brin says:

    @lucy2….lol….I’m on it, I’ll get a case of Kombucha tea for the next cracktailgate (cause you know there will be one)!

  11. dorothy says:

    So she wants respect of directors and actors. Sweetie, that ship sailed looong ago. Your doing penny auction commercials..does that not tell you something?

  12. Blue says:

    My goodness this bitch has so many excuses. Yet she says she’s taking responsibility for her actions. You can’t excuse your behaviour, yet still claim you are doing the right thing.

  13. poopie says:

    THAT HAIR IS AWFUL ! She looks SO SEVERE ! poor poor lil child says momma dina, she’s just trying to make a living ! good god, it’s not like she is a major star with major talent. NOT SO MUCH. GO AWAY. GO FAR AWAY.

  14. WillyNilly says:

    I KNEW she was going to use that as an excuse again. So much so that I even picked up a mango flavored one in her honor yesterday on my way to work thinking it appropriate since she was probably going to court for the ‘same reason’. (the mango version was delish by the way)

    She is so F*CKING PREDICTABLE!!!

    [edited for grammar…my bad]

  15. Faye says:

    Just SHUT UP you crackie, you freaking got away with it, just shut up for the love of God SHUT UP!!

    I apologize for my outburst, I’m just sick of her. It’s not amusing anymore, it’s not sad anymore, it’s just absurd.

  16. Jackson says:

    Bitch crazy. Whatever. I’m just looking forward to her house arrest being over so she can get back to getting into real trouble, out in public, for all the world to see.

  17. anoneemouse says:

    We knew it was someone else’s fault. Now it is an inanimate object that is to blame.

  18. Miss says:

    One would have think that she’s ruined all the second, third, fourth, chances she could have ever had, no?

  19. dread pirate cuervo says:

    You already used that excuse, Braless McSaggyTits. This hooker’s bad karma is piling up like those quarter pusher games they have down the shore. CA might not lock her up, but she will not be able to avoid the punishment she is due.

  20. Kloops says:

    I wonder if Kombucha tea gives you coke bloat too?

  21. Seal Team 6 says:

    ROL has a story up saying Judge S refused to call Judge Fox to ask if he had wanted SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE to be tested for alcohol during probation, but Sautner refused to make the call. She was also ticked SCREEEEEEEEEEEE’s VOP was made public. The DA’s office is ticked and is apparently seeing if they can do anything about this. Or so ROL says. Who knows. Meyers has also been officially taken off the DUI case, although she states she doesn’t know why.

    All of this is strange, as is her claim SCREEEEEEEEEEE just used “poor judgement,” and was allowed to drink alcohol WHILE UNDER HOUSE ARREST AND WHILE ON FORMAL PROBATION FOR AN ALCOHOL-RELATED OFFENSE. I also believe this is either 11 or 12 VOPs. SCREEEEEEEE is a repeat offender and THIS close to being a career criminal.

    How many mugshots do most 24-year-old white, middle class women have?

    What are your opinions, my lovelies? Is Sautner on the take, star struck, frightened of Milo? Because this is all weird.

  22. Seal Team 6 says:

    @kloops

    hahahahahahahaha

    She has some MAJOR coke bloat, doesn’t she?

  23. Diane says:

    Linsanity does what she does because SHE CAN. So far this woman (she is no longer a child despite her behavior) has gotten away with EVERYTHING. She has no incentive to change her behavior. In fact, her misbehavior gets her press. She’s incapable of getting press for her body of work so any press is good press. Unless she actually pays for what she has done, like the rest of us would have to do, she will continue to do what she does. God bless Leslie her lawyer. She’s a (very rich) saint.

  24. dread pirate cuervo says:

    @Seat Team 6, I would say Sautner is on the take, but unless this crackwhore is paying her in tossed salads, I don’t know what the judge would actually take.

  25. Seal Team 6 says:

    @Dread Pirate

    That’s what has me stumped.

    Sautner’s actions are VERY similar to other judge’s who have been busted for being on the take, favoring friends, etc. But SCREEEEEEE doesn’t have two Chuck E. Cheese tokens to rub together, let alone actual money and assets.

  26. Roma says:

    @dread pirate cuervo: I love you a little more for the “tossed salads” comment.

  27. kat says:

    As a personal licence holder in the UK – any drink that is 0.05% alcohol or less is actually classed as alcohol free – so nce try linocent but I am not falling for this BS!! You would have to drink a hell of a lot of “tea” to test positive as far as i am concerned – next time try the drinking mouthwash excuse – I would buy that one!! Complete waste of space.

  28. dread pirate cuervo says:

    She’s giving up the butt to someone with loot. But who & how they have this type of influence, I have no idea.

  29. original kate says:

    she has so many excuses she should be a palin.

  30. normades says:

    “Lohan has been telling friends she’s been drinking her favorite kombucha tea again.”

    kombucha tea= vodka and redbull

  31. dread pirate cuervo says:

    @original kate, That’s it! She wasn’t drinking, she was just warning the British about our 2nd Amendment rights & those wily Redcoats tricked her into doing shots off their colonialist sacs. Duh. How could I have missed that?

    @Roma <3

  32. Lou says:

    Ah ha, everyone at TMZ said that she’d use the kombucha tea as an excuse if she was caught drinking again. Addicts need to lie to justify their addiction.

    I’m just so over this girl. Same old story every other week. No consequences, so who cares what she does now, as long as she doesn’t hurt someone else? Let her just fade into drunken obscurity, please.

  33. Lou says:

    @original kate, That’s it! She wasn’t drinking, she was just warning the British about our 2nd Amendment rights & those wily Redcoats tricked her into doing shots off their colonialist sacs. Duh. How could I have missed that?

    @Roma <3

    _______________

    LOL, that is truly hysterical! I have to say that I find some of the posters on these sites to be FAAAAAAAAAAAR more interesting and worthy of media attention than the Lohan twit. You guys rock!

  34. Lem says:

    Hey she IS wearing a bra. You can see it, lol
    @werty: I believe, something about kilo punching the councilor who caught her sneaking ‘back into’ rehab drunk as a skunk in the face. Or, whatever the proper grammar of that sentence should have looked like

  35. Kimbob says:

    I just hope that the “powers that be” in H-wood decide to pay attention to LA Judicial System. Here’s the moral of the story….LA Judicial says basically she’s a trainwreck, & that they’ve given up trying to reform her..so go ahead & drink your liver to death, Lilo.

    The “powers that be” in H-wood should take note, as if they hire her, & she screws up their projects w/her usual shenanigans, then they only have to blame themselves, as Lilo will walk away unscathed.

    Personally I’d never hire her for anything for fear she’d F it all up, & of course, NOTHING is her fault…so there I am holding the ball & the blame….no thanks!

  36. Gossip Owl says:

    Not only is she in denial about her alcoholism. She’s also in denial about her career being done with.

  37. Becca B says:

    She is not going to change, ever.
    It’s ridiculous how she keeps getting chances, when they are not what she needs. She needs to be taught a lesson.

  38. dr.bombay says:

    Yeh, she tested positive for alcohol because she had kombucha tea spiked with a shi*load of gin.

  39. the original bellaluna says:

    Okay, in all seriousness, I have been ill since yesterday afternoon (NOT a crack tailgate-related sick), so my snark is on the fritz.

    Yesterday during our crack tailgate, as I was laughing at our comments, Hubs asked me a question: “Has she EVER been sober?”

    I said “Not since right before she turned 17. That’s when she started aggressively partying and drugging.”

    Can you imagine being drunk/drugged out for the past 8 YEARS of your life?

  40. the original bellaluna says:

    @ dread pirate – You know she’s tossing someone’s salads, because Blohan has no career to speak of! She’s getting paid by someone (or several someones) enough to support her “lifestyle” (such as it is).

    @ Kimbob – What the LA court system needs is a judge like that director/producer of Georgia Rule (or whatever movie). You remember, the one who wrote an open letter to her and published it in the trade mags. It was a thing of beauty!

  41. Kimbob says:

    @lem…just read your comment. LMAO..yet ANOTHER REASON not to hire her. Saggy boobs DESPITE a bra! I didn’t notice the bra until you pointed it out, then I saw it in the next to the last pic. Funny, as I assumed she wasn’t wearing one…too funny!

  42. Ruth says:

    If she actually stopped being let off all her messed up behaviour and was sent to jail for say six months to a year maybe it would help her get her credibility back (if she also cleaned her life up when she got out) -constantly getting away with shit is only further poisoning her future prospects (if she has any)

  43. Kimbob says:

    @original bellaluna….yes…an open letter to the trade mags…a thing of beauty indeed!

  44. boo says:

    This crack ho again! WTF! Why, if you are an alcoholic would you drink tea with any amount of alcohol? If you are an alcoholic/addict this could lead to the harder stuff. No alcohol, means no alcohol period, end of sentence. What does she not get about this simple edict.

  45. Miss Diagnosed says:

    I knew she’d have some kind of excuse for failing. I was hoping for something new and exciting, not the old tea standby. Very disappointing.

    @Seal Team 6- Sautner’s on the take with “special favors” from Lindsay Loaded. All her Judges have been. Lindsay’s broke as a joke, but she’s not to proud to choke! (wink)

  46. Thea says:

    Notice how she keeps her crazy mostly in LA. She needs to travel to Utah or Texas and see what happens. They would toss her in the jail. She only pulls the stunts in LA cause she knows she can get away from it. This girl is so far gone.

  47. What a shameful waste. She could have had the world at her feet,if she had chosen to make the right decisions.You get out of life,what you put into it.

  48. Madisyn says:

    “I am responsible, and I’m following the rules and obeying my judge and the Los Angeles judicial system.”

    Very telling, she said MY JUDGE, not THE JUDGE. Those two words, “my judge” was the ONLY part of her statement that was honest. Ususally every word of her statements are out and out lies, but I gotta give credit for this tiny sliver of truth.

    @ Miss Diagnosed, I too was disappointed with that flimsy excuse. I thought even Blohan could have come up with something better than that!

  49. Seal Team 6 says:

    @hanna said

    “What a shameful waste. She could have had the world at her feet,if she had chosen to make the right decisions.You get out of life,what you put into it.”

    Exactly.

  50. Steph says:

    ha kaiser!

    Lindsey is making her bed but doesn’t want to lay in it… too late for that Linnocent

  51. Madisyn says:

    @ bellaluna, *waving* So sorry your ill, feel better soon.

  52. Debsa says:

    Lindsay, your fifteen minutes are nearly up.

  53. Madisyn says:

    I’m wondering how Blohan got away with possibly a couple of violations, one being the drinking, of course, but also the visitor quotient.

    Kaiser wrote in her article yesterday: “Apparently, the judge thought that because Judge Fox didn’t explicitly say anything about drug testing for THIS house arrest, I guess the probation department didn’t have the right to even test her”?

    (I did not capitalize “THIS” in the writers article, the writer did) “THIS” house arrest. That’s exactly the point I made on the last post about THIS judge presiding over THIS case. Why is Sautner even referring back to Fox? Fox put the case over for trial in Sautner courtroom. Sautner was the presiding judge, was over seeing the case, and deciding the punishment. What the f*ck does Judge Fox have to do with anything? I’ve read other comments on other blogs and no one seems to find this odd.

    Another point of contention that no one addresses. “Judge Sautner said Lindsay is now restricted for the remainder of her house arrest to one friend at a time at her Venice loft, in addition to family members. And, the judge said NO PARTIES at Lindsay’s crib.”

    OK question, was this ALWAYS the way it was suppose to be, and if so, she certainly violated her probation by having more than one guest, other than family. If during house arrest, the rules stated otherwise, why now, all of a sudden did the Judge limit her to one guest? I’m more than confused, not only on the rules of house arrest but the rulings of this Judge

    I posted this yesterday but its another question. Your telling me the probation department bothered with the testing if they did not have a court order in front of them, commanding them to? Somethings Rotten in Denamrk!

    I hope the D.A. or City Attorney or whoever is in charge of this fiasco does follow up on this like the RADAR article implied.

  54. Stephanie says:

    One thing that the tabloids did not report, Judge Stephanie apologized for the inconvenience and offered to hold her beer bong in chambers. Fucking unbelievable.

    Klassy shirt Lindsanity.

  55. anne_000 says:

    next time, she’ll blame the mouthwash…

  56. Marianne says:

    Even if the tea has a little bit of alcohol…that should be enough to have her ass thrown back in jail.

  57. Miss Diagnosed says:

    When Judge Sautner sentenced Lindsay to 120 days in jail, which turned into her mini vacation, she said that she wasn’t going to have her tested for drugs and alcohol. She said that Lindsay had “psychological issues” that she was self-medicating for. I thought and still do, that that decision was insane, she’s on FORMAL PROBATION for f*ck’s sake! Even if Lindsay’s problems are psychologically based, she’s still abusing drugs and alcohol and getting into trouble as a result. Thus the wheel goes round. What part of this doesn’t Sautner get. I’m not that smart and it makes perfect sense to me. Prohibit drugs/alcohol, make her attend counseling, and hopefully this nonsense will stop, and maybe just save her life.

  58. Boo says:

    When Judge Steph said she could be on house arrest, she disavowed all responsibility because “how they choose to carry out my sentence is the sheriff’s business, not mine.” But I believe the sheriff’s office, as the body that is in charge of her incarceration (and house arrest is a kind of custody–she is in custody now) has the ability to drug/alcohol test her at any time without a specific order from the judge. I demand a recount, an investigation, and a royal microscope up Sautner’s robe!

  59. neema says:

    She looks like a mo’fuggin wreck.

  60. Madisyn says:

    @ Miss Diagnosed, AMEN!

    I, as well as Sautner, believe she has psychological issues, hence the pathological lying, just for openers. The fact that she abuses (not addicted) alcohol and drugs, in my opinion, is the catalyst for trying to quiet said demons. I’ve touched on these issues in the past with previous posts,(again, my opinion only) that she pathologically lies. For instance, “the I quit smoking” lie. The fact that she was photographed smoking cigarettes no more that 48 hours after that declaration, to me, says she has major issues. I mean, why make such statements? Smoking is certaily legal and no producer/director is going to not hire her for that. I get why she lies about the alcohol and drugs, but why lie about something as trivial as smoking cigarettes?

    Miss Diagnosed, you ARE that smart and to some degree that makes the rest of us smart on this blog, due to the fact, that we all came to the same conclusion.

    Just to add an addendum to my previous post of why I think Blohan violated her probation on more than one occasion, reason number 4, the fact that she refused SUBSTANCE TESTING, not alcohol on 2 occasions in May, which was REQUIRED under Sautner. Wouldn’t that be a violation, in and of itself? I looked it up, under Californis House Arrest, which is under the jurisdiction of the SHERIFFS DEPT., not the judges, it basically states, that once a defendent is remanded into the custody of the jail/and or/house arrest, the sheriff’s department is in charge. It also states, said Sheriff’s department can at any time enter said defendants home, search, or conduct drug/alcohol tests, whether or not the Judge in case orders it. Because, once Sautner gives her ruling, the power then switches over to the Sheriffs Department for carrying out her sentence.

    Again, just my opinion, on why Blohan violated her probation on 4 different times, just in the last month!

    EDIT: @ Boo, as you can see, it took awhile to think this out, so my apologies for stating what you already factually said. Also, I’m continually in MODERATIOn jail, so it takes awhile to post. Your post was not up yet, but we basically said the exact same thing. INVESTIGATE! The sheriffs dept. is in charge, not Judge Fox, who Sautner used as a scape goat, and certaily not Judge Sautner.

  61. Andi says:

    This girl is such a liar. Why do the courts waste time with her in and out so much? Just lock the tart up once and for all.

  62. Boo says:

    No problem, Madisyn, your post was clearer anyway!

    Was there a DA there, or did the probation people have to come and plead their case? If there was a DA, why didn’t s/he point out this obvious fact: this wasn’t a probation violation(s), it was a house arrest violation(s)–come on! Where’s Danette when you need her?

  63. Lou says:

    Good insights, Madyson, and I’d have to agree about her violating several times just recently based on what you’ve said.

    And why is Sautner holding on to the ability to (not) discipline her if the Sheriff dept is responsible for her at this point? I wish I could understand Sautner’s frame of reference. Does she think that Lohan is too big of a mess for the courts to fix/address? Does she feel that Lohan’s problems are best adddressed privately? That Lindsay is s bit mad and she doesn’t want to add to her woes? Her rulings seem utter madness but there must be SOME logic behind them.

  64. Lou says:

    Here’s another puzzler: Asst. DA Danette Meyers just stated that she’s been removed from the case without being told why. Is there bad blood between the DAs office and Sautner? Something definitely is fishy in the water.

  65. Lou says:

    Boy, that bald head of hers is starting to resemble a Chihuahua with mange.

  66. Miss Diagnosed says:

    @Madisyn- Thank you, agreed, and right back at ya!

  67. Hakura says:

    …Shut. The. F. Up. Lindsay.

    The judge (along with the rest of the Cali-legal system) is an idiot. The girl had a DUI & was sent to alcohol rehab where she was caught going over the wall, then attacking an employee. Either the judge should be thrown off the bench, or she forgot to check the little ‘box’ next to the word ‘alcohol‘ on the form.

    She should become a hit-man for the mob, It’s not like anything ever sticks to her. May has well have a more ‘lucritive’ career.

  68. Shy says:

    Well I guess we have to wait till that idiot will come out after her house party arrest and commit another crime. Then her new case will be given to another judge. because this one is hopeless. They should start to investigate her. I’m sure she probably takes money form camp Lohan. Because I can’t see any other reason why she behaves like this and letting go Lohan every time. Even DA roles her eyes out every time.

    So when Lohan will be out and since now she is officially allowed to drink and do drugs then you know it’s only matter of time before she will commit another crime. Fingers crossed.

  69. Jazz says:

    If someone is on the take, why are they even bothering? It’s just Lindsay frickin Lohan!! Girl did a couple of Disney films and then became a tabloid joke. It’s not like she was ever going to be the next Meryl Streep!

  70. Madisyn says:

    Over ar TMZ, theres a photo of Blohan with her brother, smirking, posing, thumbing her nose at EVERYONE, just like the insolent, entitled, C U N T she is.

    I’ve seen a photograph of her crack lair rooftop and it was completely surrounded in the grass-type ‘curtains’. For the TMZ photo, they were obviously taken down. And the judge was pissed because it was leaked Blohan would be in court the next day. Maybe instead of worrying theres a leak in the courthouse, she might want to check Blohans phone luds because thats where the leak came from!

    And she wonders why EVERYONE HATES HER!

  71. Miss Diagnosed says:

    So, I know that Lindsay isn’t allowed to party at the Crack Shack anymore, but what’s this about her going to the Hamptons for her birthday? She’s on FORMAL PROBATION, Sautner! I know Linds is your new bestie, but if she gets to skip across state lines to spend her b-day with a crack cake, toasting yet another year of screw ups with a red bull and vodka, then I think every other probationer in the State of California should as well. This b*tch should be disbarred.

  72. Madisyn says:

    @ Miss Diagnosed

    I know I said it before but it bares repeating. AMEN!

    This twit is supposedly off house arrest Wednesday. God I hope this crack whore pulls her usual cracknanigans.

  73. Madisyn says:

    Oh, I forgot to mention, in the lower right hand corner of the TMZ photo, it shows how she took part of the “privacy fence” down, just to be pap’d. AGAIN. You know, that fence she only put up AFTER the photos of her infamous rooftop party. You know, that privacy she soooooo desperately craves. Just to take down when we need a few quid. TWIT!

    Wearing high heels in a rock garden, no less. TWIT!

    And Sautner wonders why EVERYONE knew of her previous court appearance! TWIT!

  74. Miss Diagnosed says:

    @Madisyn- I doubt we’ll have very long to wait if she’s free to drink. At least she doesn’t have to blame the “tea”. Lamest excuse ever!

    She made another low budget commercial in the Crack Shack before she went to court for New Zealand Airlines co-starring a bunch of puppets. Well on her way to an Oscar there! Only The Muppets or the Sesame Street crew have any street cred in my book.

    Let the fun begin when she’s released into the wild on Wednesday though! Can’t wait! (evil grin)

  75. Madisyn says:

    @ Miss Diagnosed,

    WHAT other budget commercial?

    You forgot the ‘drugging’ part of that equation.

    Did you see that hideous picture of that twit on her roof top garden, preening, in pumps, no less?

    I know I’m being crude here, but bare with me. Do you think Blohan will snap photos of a naked Judge Sautner, spread eagle with Blohan taking a photo for blackmail? Visual, curteous of @ Ruby Red Lips. My Girl!

  76. Madisyn says:

    AGAIN, I f*cking post a comment, and I check back literally an hour later, and I’m still in MOD jail.

    Please PLEASE tell me, WHY AM I IN MOD JAIL?

  77. right says:

    batch please!

  78. Miss Diagnosed says:

    @Madisyn- Yeah, I checked out the TMZ photo, and it confirms your post SPOT ON about her being a pathological liar. She bemoans her lack of privacy, puts up the fence and then takes it down due to lack of attention. I don’t think that photo is a pap shot though because she’s behind the wall. I think Ali must have taken it and then they sent it in. Regardless it just confirms how she lies about how she hates being hounded yet sells herself to the tabloids. Liar, liar, pants on, wait, these aren’t my pants!

    I firmly believe that she’s blown every Judge she’s been in front of and Dina has the proof. No need to apologize for being crude. I think we’re on the same wavelength when it comes to this chick.

    She did a puppet/comedy sketch for New Zealand Airlines just before she was hauled into court. It was on TMZ a few days ago. Also read somewhere (could be just a rumor, I don’t think she can string a comprehensible sentence together), that she’s writing a script that she’s going to direct and star in about a woman on house arrest and it’s a HORROR MOVIE. Hahahahahahaha! Oscar Mayer Gold.

  79. Lola says:

    More like iced tea flavored vodka

  80. OhMyMy says:

    Hey guys…I’m coming off a busy few days so I’m playing catch up here.

    I saw the story about the commercial for New Zealand Air. Ick. At least it be won’t be airing here (hopefully).

    Love the photo with the posing in front of the privacy fence. Idiot. She puts it up to prevent pap photos then she takes it down when she needs to make a quick buck. I kept hoping she’d fall face first into the cactus.

    That faux tan crap she had on for court was HIDEOUS. I used to work with a girl many years ago who did that and it was gross. She’d apply it to her face neck and hands and you could see where it rubbed off on her white blouses. I thought the technology of the product had improved since then. You’d figure with all her experience with it Linds would be better at it but I guess not.

    Since she’s getting out of house arrest Wed. I’m sure she’ll be hitting the Chateau first thing. And since the court has now given her a free pass to drink we’ll be seeing photos of her drunkass soon enough.

    We’ll see if she’s at the Women’s Center bright and early on the morning after her release to get back to her GC. Uh…yeah…right.

    Oops…meant CS not GC.

  81. Madisyn says:

    That CS is what I’m hanging my hat on. She was sentenced 3 months ago and barely put a dent in it. She went, I think, 3 times but only stayed an hour or two each time, so basically nothing. I, like @ OhMyMy believes she’ll be having “dinner” at the Marmont the second that GPS monitor is removed. I’ve said it before and most posters concur, she will NEVER COMPLETE her CS in time.

  82. michalkhan says:

    I love it – this biatch wouldn’t admit she was guilty, even if she was being water boarded. She cracks me up.

  83. OhMyMy says:

    She’s getting pretty good at this. Maybe she should consider starting her own girl gang…the Hollywood Blondes?

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