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Paris Hilton has been in London for the past few weeks. I’m sure most Londoners hoped she was just there promoting one of her many product; you know the usual perfume, handbags, large shoes, and cheap hair extensions. But it appears Hilton’s trip may be more sinister than we all thought. She has been hitting the town with an unusual ferocity – even for Paris – and putting down socialite roots… which mean partying a lot and going out to nice dinners.
Paris has startled/upset all of the United Kingdom with her announcement that she is planning on relocating to London permanently. A wave of deep, despondent depression has swept over the entire nation as a result.
Paris Hilton has decided to relocate from her natural Los Angeles habitat to make London her new home.
The hotel heiress may not have been successful in her attempts to attract the attentions of Princes William and Harry on a recent evening out in a swanky Mayfair nightclub, but the 27-year-old’s desire to live in the capital remains undimmed.
Hilton has been renting a £7,500-a-week home in Hampstead while filming a new show for MTV. She told Daily Mail columnist Richard Kay: ‘I love it here, I am going to move here permanently. ‘I have already been here for a month and am much, much happier here.’
The American socialite was among 800 couture-clad friends – made up of royals, aristocrats and society figures – who attended designer Nicky Haslam’s ancestral home in Roehampton for a sumptuous soirée in honour of his friend, art collector Janet de Botton.
And Hilton already has her eye on one particular man.
She said: ‘I love guys with English accents. I have met a really cute English guy, but it’s early days.’
[From the Daily Mail]
I love when the Daily Mail clearly makes up quotes and can’t figure out why the rest of us know it’s hogwash. Very few American’s would say, “It’s early days,” – and certainly not Paris Hilton. That’s a very charming – and very British – phrasing. Paris would have to insert about 12 “likes” and “omg” into a single sentence for it to be believable. And to be totally accurate there should be some mention of her twirling her hair and sucking on the ends of it like a 2-year-old.
On the off chance that quote is utterly fabricated crap, then congrats to London for turning Paris into a semi-decent human being so quickly. She’s all yours.
Here’s Paris Hilton at a store in Notting Hill and posing with a fan and her dog in London today. Images thanks to Bauer-Griffin.
Written by JayBird
Posted in Paris Hilton, U.K.
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Can we only dream that she would really do all of us a favor and leave this country? We have enough embarassments here as it is. What happened to her Benji Madden romance?
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Good for her, I think getting out of L.A. is a smart move.
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Yay! My apologies to London, but I can’t help rejoicing!
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what happened to her lap dog?
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Nooooo, that brings her closer to Germany!
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wasn’t she with benji? or joel? i enver could keep them and their love lives straight (take that anyway you want).
On the other hand if she really does move maybe we’ll finally be able to go a day without hearing her name or some story about her. That would be magical.
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Good riddance. I hope she stays there.
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Don’t let the door hit your ass on the way out.
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About the “it’s early days” thing…
either it IS fabricated, or else Paris is following in the time-honored tradition of useless blonde American celebrities setting up shop in England and “adopting” British accents. It would absolutely not surprise me in the least if she did decided to pick up a few charming phrases. Composed, of course, of mostly two-or-less-syllable words.
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What about Benji??
Ohhh…and i dont think that London will allow her to bring all 20 of her dogs and the other animals in her menagerie over seas either. Good luck on that Paris…maybe your doggies will finally find good homes!!
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She isn’t really going to move there.
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I don’t think she’d be happy there. She seems to thrive on the sunshine and hot days in L.A. and London doesn’t have that kind of weather regularly!
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Oh, maybe she could live that normal life she was talking about a few years ago. You know, the one she planned to live in an English castle. A normal English castle.
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One can only hope. Sorry England.
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Later Gator
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I would be thrilled if she followed through! Many apologies to my friends in England, but… good riddance, I say (but it IS early days
)
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First Gwenneth, now Paris. America’s greatest export is going to be snobby, undeservedly wealthy blonde bitches with entitlement issues.
England can HAVE them.
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And all of the USA breaths a sigh of releif……
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Ta Ta old girl, and I do mean old “girl” as you will never behave as an adult, hence your new BFF falderal. The English will just love how you stretch the end of your words out like a whiney three year old and the many times you use “Thawht’s so sweewaht”. I’m sure they will be very polite and laugh behind your back, not in your presence.
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Good, don’t let the door hit you in the ass, on the way out.
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Ah she’s not moving anywhere. She’ll go back home with the intention of packing her dogs etc and then something shiny will catch her eye and she’ll forget all about it.
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noooo, nooooo, nooooo!
pls say it ain´t so! lmao
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what is up with her friend’s hair? Did she stick her finger in a light socket? It looks really, really bad!
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Noooooooooooooooo
Please God stay away from my London, England Paris!
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I have a small “Gothic” Castle in the country……
Dear Paris H, Knock, and the door shall open for you enchantress!!!!!!!!
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Earl grey Paris?
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NO oh god PLEASE don’t she’s not sophisticated enough for london. i mean this from a woman/thing who thinks “north africa” is a country & believes that gordon ramsay is the prime minister like f**k he is.
sorry couldn’t resist.
can’t she move to australia they’d love her, they’re obssesional with trying to be american, really vain, it’s sunny like LA & they’re now the fattest country pointing their podgy fingers in america’s chubby face.
but the only draw back is that she’d be too close to New Zealand & we don’t want her either.
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NOOOOO!
America please, we’ll take Posh + Becks back if you keep her…
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