“Mariah Carey’s first postpartum photos contain no sparkle-ponies” links


Mariah is OUT! Release the sparkleponies! (the photos are at Dlisted) [Dlisted]
Dame Judi Dench is awesome. Also: she‘s playing “Mrs. Halfpint” in The Curse of Buxom Strumpet. Cheers. [LaineyGossip]
How many times is Armani going to release these photos of Megan Fox? [Yeeeah]
Unlovable love interests: so glad Kate Capshaw & Julia Roberts made the list. [Pajiba]
Chris Hansen was sexting chicks too. [Gawker]
Bow Wow is somebody‘s father. I don‘t think I knew that. [The Frisky]
Leighton Meester ditches the bangs trauma for Gossip Girl. [Celebuzz]
Rupert Grint is my 11th favorite ginger. [Go Fug Yourself]
Joe Manganiello is going to be on White Collar. [A Socialite Life]
Raccoon McPantless is still a mess. [PopEater]
Keri Russell is knocked up again. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Ashlee Simpson‘s hair looks weird. Is it green, or is it just the light? [I’m Not Obsessed]
Guy Fieri is in some custody dispute with his brother-in-law. [Crazy Days and Nights]
James Spader comes to The Office. [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Jennifer Aniston & Justin Theroux are already having problems. [Celebslam]

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  1. GoofPuff says:

    That is some crazy pose she’s doing there. Makes her look manly.

  2. brin says:

    Jennifer Aniston….he’s just too into you. lol

  3. mln76 says:

    Oh gosh I really hope that JustJen doesn’t end this quickly. It was actually fun to watch.

  4. ladybert62 says:

    Mariah – the Veronica Lake hairdo has got to go! Get a good cut!

  5. lucy2 says:

    I LOVE that Julia Roberts photo in the “unlovable love interests” link.
    Not loving the James Spader news.

  6. antisara says:

    Darn, Mimi… it looks like all her pregnancy weight went to her face! OINK, OINK! Those cheeks are getting BIG

  7. Minx2 says:

    The question is: how many layers of spanx does she have on? ;)

  8. bagladey says:

    Mariah looks like she went out with her trainers, didn’t finish the loop and hailed a cab to take her home.

  9. Annie_Grey says:

    You just had twins, it’s ok not to suck it in.

  10. teehee says:

    Mayeb she realized its time to pack that snit up, because her infants are interested in sparkle ponies, too. Yeah, grow up lady!

  11. fannomore says:

    happy and healthy, nothing wrong with that, love the jewels too.

  12. Violet says:

    I much prefer Pink’s approach, where she’s not ashamed of being seen with a belly after giving birth. Because hello? Being pregnant takes a toll on the body and the average woman does not immediately lose the weight!

    Then again, Mariah only likes one side of her face being photographed so I doubt she’d ever want to be seen as less than perfect.

    And BWAHAHA about Justin and Jen hitting a rough patch already. No kidding. Breaking up a 14-year relationship tends to create a lot of emotional baggage.

    The only man Jen has ever been able to hang onto for any length of time is Brad and that was only because he was too honorable to leave the marriage without first putting in years of counseling.

  13. Laurie says:

    Mariah looks like she has a compression garment on from a post baby tummy tuck!

  14. witchcraft says:

    Im quite shocked that people are making fun of her saying she looks like a pig in the face–really? or “how many layers of spanx she has on?” -I can’t believe some of these comments, but if it was some celeb who looked like a skeleton post baby weight, you would be complaining saying she looks too sick. You just can’t freaking win-some people will forever complain.

  15. CooCooCatchoo says:

    Spanx x3
    Cheapy butterfly jewelry from her QVC line
    The girls are out in full force… Mimi’s back, y’all!

    I give her credit – man, she only had those twins a few weeks ago and she’s already outta the house. I was still in my pajamas all day at that point.

  16. islandwalker says:

    I’m shocked that people are making fun of her weight too Witchcraft. The woman just produced twins. Lay the hell off her for now! Crikey!

  17. Tara says:

    Congratulations Mariah and Nick. I don’t understand why people are making fun of her. WTF?! This woman carried twins to term after a lot of heartbreaking difficulties conceiving and delivered those new lives into the world healthy and much loved. Who gives a fat or skinny rat’s ass about weight or image or whatever? Yeah, it suck that some women feel their self-worth is tied to their looks. But its worse when people feel better about themselves by picking other people apart. ugh.

  18. Addie says:

    Justin Theroux really likes that biker jacket.

  19. Wilz says:

    I’m with witchcraft on this one… calling Mariah a piggy and fat weeks after she gave birth to twins is RIDICULOUS!

  20. sent says:

    Actually nobody would say anything about her weight if she just stopped trying hard to be supersexy and superdiva. I mean, this outfit would look great on a model, it’s really a no-no for someone in her conditions. She can’t even breath.
    Just relax, Mariah, take your time enjoy this moment and wear something confortable.

  21. courtney says:

    if you don’t like Mariah don’t comment she looks normal for a woman that just had twins 9 weeks ago. the press should leave her alone it’s not like she took a long maternity leave like she could have she’s back on HSN July 25th. Mariah is one of those stars that has never looked her age like Joely Richardson doesn’t. she was just coming back from the gym that ain’t spanx it’s normal workout clothing and she was in a rush to get back to her babies to nurse them like any good mother is.

  22. Gemini says:

    Mariah looks fine after having twins and wish her much love and happiness in Mommydom.

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