Paz de la Huerta has a new older boyfriend, and she’s going to eat his face


Paz de la Huerta has a boyfriend! Or a john, depending on… well, you know. These photos are fascinating to me, because Paz de la Huerta has spent the past year being photographed with various men (random escort who allowed Paz’s boob to fly freely, Quentin Tarantino, and now this dude), but she always strikes me as “single”. Is she just a fly-by-the-seat-of-her-pants kind of girl when it comes to relationships, or is this older gentleman her new beloved? No one really knows – even The Mail wasn’t able to identify him, only referring to him as a “mystery man”. I would put him at… 50s? Maybe even 60s. And Paz, as we know, is a glowing and fresh “26 years old”.

Actress Paz de la Huerta didn’t seem to care who was watching today as she shared a very public embrace with a mystery man in New York City. The 26-year-old star cosied up to the older man after they dined out in the city’s trendy West Village. As they embraced on the street, the pair seemed oblivious to passers by.

Over lunch, Paz didn’t seem to be able to keep her hands off her bearded companion, at one point, leaning forward and grabbing his hand while he spoke on the phone. The couple looked distinctly different, with the man dressed in a shirt and trousers and clutching a skateboard under his arm. Paz, meanwhile, showed off her slim figure in a tight black mini skirt, lacy black and white top and mustard heel.

The star, who has been previously been spotted out with Jack Nicholson, perhaps has a taste for older men.

[From The Mail]

Wait, she was with Jack Nicholson? Ugh. Damn it, Jack.

Anyway, congrats to Paz for finding her own crusty lover. I hope they will be very happy together. Something tells me that she doesn’t even know his name, though. And he’ll forget hers very quickly.





Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News.

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  1. renee says:

    These pictures are the best that I have ever seen her look…

  2. Anti-icon says:

    She was sighted with Jack Nicholson? I missed that news. Paz is my female hot mess — and I am the civilian who has to go pick her up in county because… me, she’s the female Keifer. Irresponsible. Adult. Addicted/mental/something. Beautiful. She fights, physically. Cowgirl. Drunk. Hollywood. Older than Starlet….so let Paz be great!!!!

  3. brin says:

    Crazy mess plus crusty john is just Monday for Paz.

  4. Sloane Wyatt says:

    Oh Paz, you HOT Mess! Why do I love you?

    *hangs head in shame*

  5. CT says:

    The description of the old dude as “clutching a skateboard under his arm” made me laugh until I snorted.

    And then I scrolled to see the photo.


  6. Blueflie says:

    The crusty lover has a skateboard? WTF?

  7. munchies says:

    Paz, youre gorgeous… I just dont get your taste in fashion and men. but, i love your get up in this pic. its just this man with you… short, stout, old with…. skateboard?!

  8. Praise St. Angie! says:

    comb your hair, girl.

    I swear, the inbred panther people in Hotshot have better kept hair than this girl.

  9. Quest says:

    He looks too old to be a skater dude. Ha ha ha….ha!

  10. Sloane Wyatt says:

    @ Praise St. Angie!: lol

  11. Mandy says:

    @Praise St. Angie! – Isn’t she Spanish nobility or something? Probably is a bit inbred herself!

  12. Kelly says:

    Woooooow. Where to begin… Love her hair, never seen 8″ of roots before. Her companion also appears to have about 4″ of roots. He puts me in mind of someone… can’t think of who it is. Hopefully I will remember. Kind of a scuzzy, down-market version of Rade Serbedzija (he’s been in a million movies as “bad Russian guy” – Snatch, The Saint…)?

    Her outfit… I just don’t know. Maybe more suitable for getting one’s stroll on in the vicinity of 28th St. and the West Side Highway than brunching in Soho?

  13. meg says:

    She looks like she needs to be hosed down with a powerwasher.

  14. Stubbylove says:

    Like a car wreck – horrifying but can’t look away. Agree fully w/@OtherChris: Bless her heart.

  15. curegirl0421 says:

    I just don’t see it, guys. She’s got this permanent bitch-face (some girls can pull it off, this one can’t – she just looks crabby), she’s not a very good actress (I’ve been watching Boardwalk Empire and, other than moaning convincingly, there’s nothing there but pouting and being naked)…

    So what’s the charm? Is it just her inability to reign herself in? I can see that being fascinating…

  16. LunaT says:

    She always looks like she’s on her way to getting drunk or is hungover from the night before.

  17. Blue says:

    Lol @ the skateboard. Her outfit isn’t day wear. Looks like she went out the night before, rolled out if bed and went out. Ugh i feel like I need a serious scrubbing bath after seeing the pics. Dirty Hot Mess

  18. dread pirate cuervo says:

    If I was going to be getting it on with a 50-something skateboarder, it would be Stacy Peralta. This looks like the dude who was married to Brittany Murphy (God rest their souls). I think she must pop handfuls of E for breakfast b/c drunk just doesn’t cover her hotmessiosity.

  19. well says:

    it’s not just some old fart with a skateboard, it’s skatebording icon steve olson!!!

  20. kg says:

    shes a rebel
    thankful for her & her kind!

  21. Anonymous says:

    what movies has she been in? I don’t recognize her. she looks like a homeless chick out with her john so she can get some money for food.

  22. Kelly says:

    I just had to google Steve Olson, and damn, @well, I think you’re right! How were you able to ID him just from the back of his head smooching that crazy skank?

  23. Katyusha says:

    Off topic, but for those of you who read a lot about celebrity gossip, I’m surprised you haven’t heard of balayage or ombre – google it:) That’s the look Paz has with her hair. The roots are on purpose.

    I love it!

  24. just a guess says:

    Not sure, but I think that is Steve Olson – legend skateboarder…father of seriously hot skater Alex.
    looks like him at least.

  25. gg says:

    she totally does look homeless. and I don’t get the blonde eyelashes and ever any eyemakeup in sight. Strange.

  26. just a guess says:

    PS, Steve Olson has some major f*cking sex appeal. (Although, it may be hard to detect in these pics.)

  27. jc126 says:

    She has such a strange look for an actress. No makeup whatsoever, pale lashes – it’s bizarre. For an actress. I’d put on some makeup, personally.

  28. REALIST says:

    She is really plain without makeup and shiny dresses (and sober)…

  29. old schoool says:

    That “old man” is non other than 49 year old STEVE OLSON one of the most famous professional skateboarders of all time!!! Skateboarder of the year in 1978 (only the 2nd time the award was presented). Look him up, he’s a classic and rumors say he’s actually staring in a new dramatic film from a french film maker already shot to be released next year. He’s been pimpin’ since before she was born.

  30. Really says:

    Second photo from the bottom, what is she doing with her hand?

  31. KJ says:

    She’s such a hot, hot mess. There are some messes who I adore. Someone made a reference to Keifer Sullivan and I think that’s a perfect example for me. Keifer is a raging drunk who takes his shirt off in bars and becomes belligerent. But for some reason, it’s adorably funny. I find sPaz and her escapades absolutely hilarious.

  32. KJ says:

    Michael K at Dlisted described him as her “sugar pepaw.”

    I am way too sore from the gym to be laughing this hard. Goddamn.

  33. XIOnce says:

    Doesn’t she look like she just REEEEEEKS or alcohol, armpits, unwashed hair & days of sex?

  34. normades says:

    Her cracked-out meth face really scares me. She’s 26 in Lohan years.

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