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I am going to keep on talking about this couple until Liz Hurley forces Shane Warne, at gunpoint, to go into his fiftieth operation to be carved into Liz’s mirror image. I think that’s what’s happening between Shane and Liz at this point – he’s going under the knife not to look “younger” – but to look more like Liz. And she loves it. I believe that she’s the one encouraging him to do that to his face. It’s like Pygmalion with the genders reversed. Liz Hurley is the diva-like Prof. Higgins, Shane was the chunky, sun-damaged, womanizing Eliza Doolittle, and with some love, some money, some time, some denial, some crazy and A LITTLE BIT OF LUCK, Liz is remaking Shane into a man she can love, a man who resembles the person who Liz loves above all others: herself. And I love it. They just make so much sense together. (P.S… I think Hugh Grant is Colonel Pickering!)
Anyway, these are photos of Liz and Shane in South Africa, at an event for Estee Lauder called the Pink Illumination Ball, where Liz was seemingly the guest of honor. She wore pink, of course. And her lover came to support her, wearing his new pink-orange cat-face. Liz’s dress is Blumarine, but Liz just makes every single dress she wears look like Versace. Have you ever noticed that? It’s just the way she wears dresses – they always have the same cut, the same cleavage, accessorized in the same way… and it always feels like Versace.
Here’s a fun fact: Liz is 46 years old. Shane is 41!!! He looks like… not 41.
Photos courtesy of Fame.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Elizabeth Hurley, Fashion, Shane Warne
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Liz is lovely. She looks like Jaqueline Bissett. Her man isn’t so bad. A bit tight about the face- he needs to stop now and once everything settles he’ll be fine. BUT NO MORE!!!
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I find it sad that Liz denies that her man had plastic surgery. He looks terrible… it was probably her idea and now his face is ruined so she feels like she has to defend him.
Oh, and being bright orange isn’t helping his cause.
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He looks like a Ken doll wax figure.
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Good Lord!! Those must be some tastey biscuits for any man to put his face through that.
I think Liz’s gratification in all this is in pronouncing, “Yes, he’s a man-whore who boinks anything that brings her own cherry lube but look how I’ve made this bitch mine”.
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He poses like a woman, and in that one photo, Hurley’s skin looks atrocious.
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His face doesn’t change, it’s frozen in that expression…ugh.
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He must scare Liz’s poor son away with that face.
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Wait, that’s not a mannequin?
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His face is scary but he does have nice color eyes.
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can he even open that waxen silly puddy mouth/chin of his? he is the same in every picture, no teeth. im not even sure he can talk.
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He got mascara on!
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He’s an android!
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She walked past all the hotties from Australia and New Zealand and this is what she brought back? WTH He looks like a plastic man who will be featured on the next episode of ‘Million Dollar Decorators’. What is she looking for in a man – Oh I can answer my own question – a mannequin!
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Good Lord! That man is 41? He looks like he got trapped in a house fire. And, I have to say it, he looks gay. Maybe she just needs an arm to hang on.
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The guy creeps me out.
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Maybe she wanted to keep all the other women away from “her man”….mission accomplished!
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He looks like he should be in the Wax Museum!! Hysterical….
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What is up with the pock marks on her face? 4th picture down.
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he loooks like a melting Ken doll. poor guy.lol
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Answer to the headline question: hilarious! His eyebrows, dear God…
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I completely understand your fascination with this poor man. I can’t stop looking at those dramatic eyebrows!
(Seriously, how does a pudgy loudmouth drunk, turn into a cosmetic surgery/accident victim, in less than 6 months.)
Plus I swear he has shrunk 4 inches in height. Or she is stomping around in 4 inch platforms??
But the man seems to have gotten noticeably shorter.
And those poses are killing me.
I suspect that he has not taken the “Tom Ford, How to stand like a man on the red carpet” classes. I am sure Mr. Ford would not be impressed with the knock knee hand on hip pose that is going on here.
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Wow, she looks stunning…I’ll never understand how some men (my brother) can be so dominated/controlled/lobotomized by a woman.
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I agree with you machiavelli about him looking like Ken doll. But, I think he looks even more like Ken’s pervy father who keeps hitting on Barbie and all the other dolls in the playhouse.
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I saw some before pictures of him and he looks totally different. Old for his age, with major sun damage and somewhat bloated, but attractive nonetheless. If I didn’t know he was 41, I’d say he was in his late-50s or maybe even older.
Now he just looks weird. Not younger, just odd.
His ex must be having a good laugh that his mistress talked him into doing this to himself.
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@Hautie You nailed it! Tom Ford is laughing his a** off at the mess that Liz is doing the hoe stroll with.
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He looks ANCIENT.
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Isn’t he from that episode of The Twilight Zone where all the department store mannequins come to life???
Knew I recognized him!
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Uhm are we entirely sure he’s not gay cuz he is way to feminine looking with those eyebrows…
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@Pyewacket and Miss Marie: I thought the same thing. It’s sad that she’s a face model for a Estee Lauder :/
Original Bee: MOST HYSTERICALLY FUNNY THING I HAVE READ ALL DAY! Thanks for the chuckle!!
And OMG, I just googled him to see his ‘before’ and I am SHOCKED TO DEATH to see how much better he looked BEFORE. He looked like a man, and a handsome one, at that!
WOW, just WOW.
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He creeps me out….
And I always thought Liz was gorgeous, glamorous and unapologetic about it or her life,w hich I love…..
but that last pic-i thought the same thing as someone else wrote-her skin looks awful, pockmarked etc.
wow….
and before anyone says anything, no, my skin does not look like that. it looks good and i do not look 41.
I just had no idea she has bad skin ever-i guess she always had alot of makeup and good lighting, b/c this looks like scars and permanent skin, not a temp. breakout or uneven skin tone per se…..
anywho, she’s still hot and i love her dress/style looks. She knows how to dress herself, almost always….
dude she is with though-ew.
step down from that indian guy in every way….at least to my naked eye.
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1. Liz was a “star” when HIGH DEF CAMERAS was far in the distance. Now, her skin flaws can’t be hidden with 2 inches of makeup. Sweetness needs to go 2-4″ thicker.
2. THIS is what happens when you try to snip-n-stitch skin after years and years of damage/neglect (tanning, drinking, etc). He looks like he has on a death mask. And the plastered down hair ain’t helpin’.
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@ Jen34
ITA. He looks like a man who is very concerned about being pretty. I look at that face and I see him in booty shorts! Not at all like her ex-husband – he was a good looking man and Hugh Grant still looks good. A step down for her, I think.
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@kiki – JMO – sure there’s a bit of resemblance BUT Liz Hurley doesn’t even come close to the natural beauty and talent of Jacqueline Bissett! Hurley is 46 and looks old for her age, while Bissett is 66 and still looks naturally pretty, here’s a recent pic for comparison – http://bit.ly/quxngT AND http://bit.ly/owbfQ0
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Kaiser – lol
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She encouraged him to do that to his face, so we won’t talk about her horrible skin.
It’s a disraction.
Too bad she ruined his face while caring for herself.
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He should audition to be the next Terminator. Dude’s face has the perfect emotionless robot look to it.
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41 Bwaaa haaaa!
I can’t catch my breath.
I demand a recount. This time someone tell the nice, plastic diva man how many days there are per solar year.
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@Elizabeth:
July 24th, 2011 at 3:24 pm
“I look at that face and I see him in booty shorts!”
LOL, I can see it, LOL.
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@DoMaJoReMc you’re welcome! I wonder how many people are going to be “Shane Warne” for Halloween this year. His face already resembles a mask you would wear to scare the bejesus out of someone.
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Warney is a legend, but good grief he must have lost what was left of his marbles.
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You really need to keep posting Shane’s “before” shot to fully grasp how horrible he looks now (I agree, a melted Ken doll). He is pretty much the sleaziest sportsman out there (well Tiger probably pips him to that post now) and now he looks like melted sleaze. I hope Liz has confiscated his cellphone too!
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He is known as a big womaniser, but after Liz dumps him, I’m not sure they will be lining up. My sister thought he was hot when he was baked by the sun and looked like he’d eaten too many pies. Ken Doll Warnie is not so hot.
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My australian boyfriend didnt recognize Shane when I showed him these pictures. sorry these grotesque pictures.
Shane should change his name to Shame because it is shame what he did to him self.
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Kaiser, this is exactly what I thought when I looked at the first pic, they start looking identical…lol
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Look, before he looked like a bloated, sundried bogan. Now he looks like a waxen manbot but I definitely prefer the latter to the former (if I had to choose). I also don’t believe he’s had surgery. Just botox will do that to your brows. I know, I’ve been there.
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VULNERABLE PUPPY: I feel for this poor sun-damaged cricketer. A lot of people go through an insecure phase when they realize a relationship is spewing into more than a fling. I’ve personally talked a friend out of ‘just having the bags under his eyes removed’ when he embarked on a long term relationship.
Shame, he looks so fragile and out of his depth in the 2nd pic listed on this page… my beloved dog has that brave face sometimes when we laugh at her and she feels embarrassed…
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Whoa! That is seriously whacked out “cat boy” there in Shane. Can his face get any more orange/tighter/oily?
Also, that picture with the microphone in Elizabeth’s face–whoa, she looks OLD there. And are those pockmarks on her lower cheeks? Guess those Estee Lauder freebies didn’t work?
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Hilarious. Simone is laughing herself silly at how awful he looks. Thank goodness she kicked him to the kerb. Shane is known as an absolute tosser…wrecking his marriage to a lovely woman to chase a bit of skirt. With each photo of Shurley I am increasingly gobsmacked at his facial transformation. For the love of God…WHY?
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I’m voting for both tragic AND hilarious. LMAO!
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is it just me or his face getting scarier by the day?
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WOW…I nearly fell off my chair when you said he is 41 yrs old. I will be 39 this year and he looks like he could easly pass for a 50 yr old with too much sun and plastic surgery. This is what too much sun exposure and hard living will do to you, folks. Shudder!!
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She looks gorgeous. He on the other hand?! WTF? He looks like a Ken doll come to life.
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Does anyone find it funny that all these Hollywood actresses are trying to pull off Duchess Waity’s hair? I’ve noticed that in a lot of red carpet photos lately.
Is it sad that I honed in on that detail before analyzing Mr. Catface?
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You’ve got to be kidding meit’s so transparnetly clear now!
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