I am going to keep on talking about this couple until Liz Hurley forces Shane Warne, at gunpoint, to go into his fiftieth operation to be carved into Liz’s mirror image. I think that’s what’s happening between Shane and Liz at this point – he’s going under the knife not to look “younger” – but to look more like Liz. And she loves it. I believe that she’s the one encouraging him to do that to his face. It’s like Pygmalion with the genders reversed. Liz Hurley is the diva-like Prof. Higgins, Shane was the chunky, sun-damaged, womanizing Eliza Doolittle, and with some love, some money, some time, some denial, some crazy and A LITTLE BIT OF LUCK, Liz is remaking Shane into a man she can love, a man who resembles the person who Liz loves above all others: herself. And I love it. They just make so much sense together. (P.S… I think Hugh Grant is Colonel Pickering!)

Anyway, these are photos of Liz and Shane in South Africa, at an event for Estee Lauder called the Pink Illumination Ball, where Liz was seemingly the guest of honor. She wore pink, of course. And her lover came to support her, wearing his new pink-orange cat-face. Liz’s dress is Blumarine, but Liz just makes every single dress she wears look like Versace. Have you ever noticed that? It’s just the way she wears dresses – they always have the same cut, the same cleavage, accessorized in the same way… and it always feels like Versace.

Here’s a fun fact: Liz is 46 years old. Shane is 41!!! He looks like… not 41.

Photos courtesy of Fame.