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Elizabeth Hurley and Shane Warne are pretty much one of my favorite couples of the moment. They give me the same giggly, punch-drunk feeling that the ScarJo-Sean Penn pairing gave me – it’s a combination of “WTF” and kitsch and camp and just pure hilarity. I mean, Liz was married to a nice guy – Arun Nayar – and then she screwed around on Arun with Shane, and then once she officially dumped Arun, Shane became her jumpoff boyfriend. Not content to just let that scandal brew, she took Shane on as a renovation project, putting him on a diet, and presumably forcing him to get a ton of plastic surgery, to the point where he looks… bizarre. And instead of being laughed out of town and/or splitting up, Liz and Shane seem stronger than ever. Liz seems to LIKE the way he looks now, and she even defends his new face on her Twitter. And Shane doesn’t seem to be holding a grudge against Liz for the plastic surgery. It’s just so… amazing.
So here are new photos of Liz and Shane going through the airport on the way to South Africa, where they will be attending Estee Lauder’s Pink Illumination Ball. Look at how many suitcases they have! Liz needs lots of wardrobe choices, I guess. And she probably packed a trunk of suits and tuxedos for Shane too. I bet she gets final say on his wardrobe at this point. Their relationship is just so, so funny. I love them together. I hope they never breakup. LOOK AT HIS FACE. He’s so happy to be traveling with his lady. He’s so excited! Or maybe that’s just the expression Liz demanded be permanently etched on his face.
Photos courtesy of Fame.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Elizabeth Hurley, Shane Warne
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He is so gross and creepy looking it actually sickens me to look at him!
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Wow. His “O-face” must be pretty much the most terrifying thing on the planet.
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OMG this guy is so disgusting I wouldn’t f*ck him if somebody gave me a million dollars. Holy shit.
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As much as the open mouthed smile looks weird and waxy, it’s much preferable to the closed mouth expression where his eyebrows look a floor above the rest of his face. Next Stop: Wayne Newton territory.
I still can’t believe what he’s done to himself. Terrible. WTF. Why?
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somebody said the other day that he has a mouth like a cats ass. -still giggling–
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Makes you wonder if he can still close his eyes.
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He looks like the poster boy for bad surgery…gross
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He looks like he may have had a lobotomy along with the plastic surgery.
I seriously don’t think there is anything going on in there.
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I had NO idea that Jocelyn Wildenstein was an Australian cricketer.
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he looks like a lephrecaun (sp?)
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South Africa might be too hot for that face. I may not want to see the return photos.
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Oh God, thanks for posting on these two, I am so with you the kitsh and camp degree of this couple just makes them so entertaining. He is beyond repulsive.
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Guess I found Arun Nayar’s ‘unreasonable behaviour’. He refused to became her toy and get under the knife. The more I see, the more I like Arun. He’s available, right?
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Something about his new face reminded me of someone for the longest time, and I FINALLY figured out who it is!!
http://mereditharnold.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/paul-lynde3.jpeg
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EWWW he looks like a burnt hot cross bun!!!! DAYUM!!!!!!
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Apart from the bad plastic surgery… whatever happened to his teeth?
Did they get some sort of radioactive treatment, because they glow in the dark?
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Lol, Kaboom with your comment, Makes you wonder if he can still close his eyes.
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He looks like Liz Hurley in male form.
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Wow. Just wow. He. Is. Frightening. And check out his silver suitcase, wtf?
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HE IS ONLY 41 YEARS OLD!! If that doesn’t scare you into avoiding the sun, I don’t know what will!!
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He looks better when hes smiling.
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oh my lord his face is SO DISTRACTING!! honestly- what person could genuinely conversate with him w/o looking confused? I bet Liz just imagines she’s talking to/staring at a bag of money
@Jaded: you made me laugh and clap like a monkey w/a miniture symbol!
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She had Hugh all through his hunky years and a gorgeous husband, whatever his name was, and this is what she has sunk to?
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She’s finally showing her true colours – she’s an Essex girl through and through. A real scrubber!
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Liz sure cleaned him up good. WTF?
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Bitch done got tweaked all to hell… and I love how Hurley is so indignant about it all.
If losing 30 pounds tighten up you face that much… then there would be no need for Mr. Botox.
I am just waiting till he gets caught on tape shagging some 19 year old. Because we all know it is just a matter of time till that exact thing happens.
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She’s had the same limp hair for 15 years-get a change!
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Wow, the teeth! I believe that shade is called “Radioactive white”…
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Anybody remember Richard Chamberlain and his surgery face? Maybe all blond guys end up looking the same? Plastic surgery makes blonde women all look like the same porn star (eg Heidi Montag) and darkhaired women all look like cats (eg Kim Kardashian).
He was a “weasel” before, but not awful looking. Now he’s disgusting. Something wrong inside if you want to look like that outside.
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I’m sure the lobotomy was allinclusive in the plastic surgery package that Liz put in front of him as part of their … deal!?
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something tells me this guy is not totally straight. i wonder if liz knows?
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WHO THE HECK IS HE?
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Omg his face scares the life out of me.
Her goods must be AMAZING if she managed to convince him to do this to his face.
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MMF – He is an Australian cricketer, sometimes called the greatest spin bowler of all time. The guy has always been an absolute first class dirtbag. He has cheated on his poor wife so many times during their marriage before she dumped him (twice and he has two beautiful children.)He cheats at cricket by taking drugs and perhaps even throwing the odd game here and there. He did some advertisements for KFC here and firstly they didn’t show his face just his voice and then they took them off the air and put another cricketer in his place. Many men still like him, because he is a first class bogan but he is becoming more and more unpopular. I am truly ashamed that he is Australian and apologise unreservedly for letting him out of the country to torture the rest of the world.
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He looks a total mess. I would be scared to death waking up next to that face in the morning, I don’t know how the hell Liz does it.
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Well, one thing’s for sure, he’ll always look surprised at Christmas, Easter, Monday, Tuesday….
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That permanently surprised look that Shane has now is seriously creepy.
They do make a hilarious LOL@ couple don’t they
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Just keep in mind, Warney, no amount of plastic surgery will erase the Bogan from your face.
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FYI, kids: Bogan = White Trash.
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Aahaha!! Oh geeze, he can’t form any other facial expression!
Those teeth must glow in the dark.
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He looks like an old tranny.
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@Nash, how funny would that be?! I hope he sleeps with his eyes open, that would be even better.
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Jeez, he really does look like Ken doll. Don’t you think his zillions of fans (who loved him before Sleaze-E did) will notice?
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He reminds me of the man I see in my nightmares, chasing me around with either a chainsaw or butcher knife.
The only thing worse than seeing him in nightmares would have to be waking up and looking at his face first thing.
Ugh.
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I’m in pain just looking at his face, the skin looks stretched to the point of… I don’t even know!
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He looks like a cheap leather bag
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Cherry Rose, lol at your comment! I have those nightmares all the time too.
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I finally just read this post…Kaiser, you crack me up! So perfectly hilarious! He IS so happy to be traveling with his lady!
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“…I am truly ashamed that he is Australian and apologise unreservedly for letting him out of the country to torture the rest of the world.”
@Selena- I died laughing…but managed to type this message first
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Any minute I expect a white tiger to jump from a hoop. Wonder if when they have sex is eyes stay open. Gag……
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I apologize beforehand but I just want to call him Labia Lips. OMG…..I am sorry.
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He must have a big dick or a lot of money.
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The arched eyebrows is not looking good. Let’s see how long this relationship lasts once he starts gaining weight again.
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Jesus, he’s a fright. I’d be moving to the other side of the bus if he sat next to me.
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Serious sun damage. But guys can show more and it doesn’t matter. I think he “procedures” will calm down with time. The weight loss looks great.
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He looks like someone is behind him all the time pinching his ass. You know, that surprised, “Ohh!” when someone gooses you?
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@ Melancholy
the thing nightmares are made of
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hehehehe
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He is funny, cracks me up. He is a total sleezebag, but then quite likeable and intelligent when you hear him interviewed. I loved when all these woman came out with the pick up lines he had used on them. His face has been so tweeked – it looks permanently surprised. Liz Hurley is the new Joan Collins. Isn’t she banned from all Oscar Vanity Fair parties for life due to her and Pamela Anderson’s behanviour one year??
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@ faye: 100%AGREEIN WITH YOU!:-)
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@ faye: 100%AGREEIN WITH YOU!:-)
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They do look inluv !
Maeby he’s not so bad to be around??? Hope, his face will looke moore natural with a little time.
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He’s dating her for access to free Estee Lauder lip gloss. HIs wife must be glad to be rid of this cat faced man.
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That face is so burnt and crisp it will turn into ashes in the wind with the effort of a smile he’s giving.
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@ Selena, I wish you’d kept him in the country through his playing days also. Then we’d only have had to have faced him half the time. I suspect his former team-mates and opponents are having their own WTF moments at these latest pics.
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@Selena, nice summary of his career! He’s pretty much the definition of a cashed up bogan at this point. Which makes me eagerly await Leyton Hewitt’s midlife crisis!
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I’m ROTFL with all your comments. Seriously, tears are streaming down my face. Poor guy, he’s a trainwreck, and so deliciously unaware!
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In all seriousness, this tool (Shane, I mean) was actually fairly decent-looking before the plastic surgery fiasco. :S
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What she didn’t explain him is that if he continues to burn his face with this crazy orange fake tan he’ll have to go back to surgery in less than one year.
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@ 5
More like chickens ass
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Ahh what exactly do they want here in SA??
This guy will get mocked.
As it is South Africa and Australia have a rivalry about cricket and Rugby teams.
Now this former Australian cricketer wants to come to South Africa….LOOKING LIKE THAT?!?!
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Mon dieu! Shane, that smile looks painful.
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Lol at the comments.
Awww! C’mon, how could you not love Ken doll? He looks like he’s having fun pushing the trolley.
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Looks like a fairly unremarkable looking guy viewed from here on Planet Earth. Off on whatever weird planet most of the commenters here come from, things must be different.
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Aahahaha!
Someone wants to believe Warney looks normal. He still has a fan?
Is that his Dad?
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Have you noticed that his face is almost the same shade of leather as Hurley’s Birkin bag?
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Wolfgang Joop, is that you?
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i love shanes face it makes me laugh everytime i see it, love it. Why’s Liz wearing a fur gillet its not that cold even in britain, hope shes got her pits botoxed
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Saw a before & after pic of him and his eyes sure had a surgery. Weight loss means you lost weight, not changed face.
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