Liz Hurley & Shane Warne star in more portraits from their mid-life crises

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More Liz Hurley and Shane Warne photos! This couple has really begun to make me happy. I get almost giddy when I see there are new photos of them. Liz and Shane are still in South Africa, where Liz is doing promotional events for Estee Lauder, and Shane is acting as her older, gay gentleman walker/cat-faced boyfriend. For this outing, Liz once again donned a skin-tight pink dress, showing off her trim, immaculate figure. And once again, Shane looked waxy and plastic. I can’t help but wonder: what does his new “O face” look like? Is that gross? It is. But I also think it would be hilarious.

I just don’t even know how this works with them – I mean, beyond my Pygmalion theory. Shane used to be a sleazy horndog who would bang anything with legs. Nowadays he seems content to follow Liz around like a lost puppy, hoping that she will make another “suggestion” about what he should do his face next. I feel like all of these photos should just be titled “Mid-Life Crisis: Set 46” etc.

Do you think Liz will marry him? I bet she’s thinking about it. He’s probably waiting for her to tell him to propose.

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  1. Flounder says:

    That guy is so creepy looking. What is she thinking?

  2. Dena says:

    Perhaps he is the new George Hamilton?

  3. megan says:

    He’s a barbie girl, in a barbie world

  4. OriginalGracie says:

    Forget about Liz and Shane…those little girls in the pink tops are just adorable! Every one of them!

    I always had a soft spot for Liz and Hugh Grant together.

  5. i.want.shoes says:

    He doesn’t look as giddy here. In the previous set of pictures (at airport), he was just so happy I was ready to bet serious money that he left little puddles of pee behind him.

  6. Novaraen says:

    Liz has a great figure…just wish she would get a size bigger in her dresses.

  7. Kelly says:

    @megan, LOL. Liz is another one (like Aniston) whose look will stay the same til the end of time – pink, pink, pink, and then those damn white jeans and caftan tops in her off hours. I know, you stick to what works, blah blah, but really – change it up a tiny bit, cut your hair, wear a blue dress.. anything! Throw me a frickin’ bone here.

  8. RHONYC says:

    the pic with the lil’ girl in pink is both sweet & hilarious.

    she looks like she’s popping out of Liz’s dress with flowers. 😆

  9. curleque says:

    So nice of Liz to share her nips with the children of South Africa.

  10. Karen says:

    @i.want.shoes @megan – You two crack me up!!!!

  11. katnip says:

    @Kelly

    So funny when I read your comment. I just saw a picture of Goldie Hawn and sorry OT: but she reminded me so much of Jennifer Aniston. Same body type; same forever style. and no it will never ever ever change. But I like Goldie, but she too was a victim of that nonchange. It messed up her career to me. Can’t be that perky ditz forever.

    I don’t know much about this guy, but Liz must be something else to get a guy to change that much.

    Go girl.

  12. Hollowdoll says:

    In my opinion Goerge Hamilton never looked that creepy.

  13. Rita says:

    Personally, I think Liz sprinkles ground cannabis and salt-peter on his breakfast cereal.

  14. endoplasmic_ridiculum says:

    @megan. Ha! So bloody funny!

  15. Turtle Dove says:

    Fantastic title, Kaiser. It tempted me in.

    Liz has a great body, but she needs to change it up. The constant skin tight clothes are a little desperate looking on a 40-something. Every once in awhile would be okay, but every time is … sad.

    Shane…. I wonder what he really thinks about his appearance? There’s not much you can do once it’s done but live with it. He was weathered before, but had a rugged handsomeness that wasn’t unappealing. Now he looks like one of those lion tamer dudes from Vegas.

  16. brin says:

    @megan…lol! @Rita…too funny & true!
    I wonder if she programmed him to say “I love you, Liz” whenever she pulls the cord on his back.

  17. girlygirl410 says:

    With his first face, he reminded me of a young Gordon Ramsey. Now that he put all that crap in his forehead…well, he looks like crap!

    She is timeless and beautiful. However, her taste in men is not always bad, but she is a glutton for punishment. She picks a good one, does not keep him cause she need the danger.

    Again, she is really naturally beautiful.

  18. Bonfire Beach says:

    I’m starting to love these two as well.

    He looks like a lounge singer.

  19. Tara says:

    rotfl@ Turtledove! As tired as I am ofseeing Liz dress like a sorority girl I am so glad she didn’t spring for massive bolt-on boob work. Maybe that is not so popular in England. And I’m sure we would have a better idea how Shane really feels about all of this but, unfortunately, he can’t move his face.

  20. Kelly says:

    @girlygirl410 – hardly “natural” – girl’s had quite a bit of plastic surgery! http://www.celebrityplasticsurgery.tv/liz-hurley-possible-cosmetic-surgery Also, if you can find pictures of her teeth from when she was in her early 20s, they were obviously “English.” Now they’re all Hollywood chiclet-veneers.

  21. Kimbob says:

    ….and what up w/the dude’s plastered-down hairstyle? It looks like he can hardly move his poor face. He has only that one look, & it doesn’t change.

  22. crtb says:

    Let us not forget that she enslaved her house hold help. Refused to pay them and made them work 7 days a week – 24 hours a day like slaves. She is a wicked woman!

  23. Lushus L. says:

    @ Turtle Dove–a Las Vegas lion tamer dude! Omg, that’s scary funny!

  24. anne_000 says:

    whatever liz has had done to her face, it’s made her look older.

  25. MaiGirl says:

    It’s so funny that his extreme makeover gave him gayface, since her work is so subtle and good. Did he not go to her surgeon?

  26. Turtle Dove says:

    Tara (19) “I’m sure we would have a better idea how Shane really feels about all of this but, unfortunately, he can’t move his face.”

    lololololol

  27. madpoe says:

    Are there no brown paper bags there?

  28. Tiffany says:

    So he got that face from weight loss. HAHA…..HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!*FALLS OUT OF CHAIR AT WORK* Bitch got a face lift, not tweaked, face lift.

  29. Hanna says:

    I’m sorry for all the emotional readers today, but he kind of looks like the monster who killed all those innocent teens in Norway o.O Kind of reminds me of his disgusting face 🙁

  30. Victoria says:

    squinty mc shane-y… and bossy mc bosslady.. very pink.. ha

  31. Gossip Owl says:

    I am very happy he covered up those botoxed eyes with sunglasses in the last two pics.
    It’s looking like the botox, facelife and chemical peel are settling in on him. He looks almost semi-normal instead of a Madame Toussaud’s wax figure.

  32. Jana says:

    Liz looks stunning in that dress and pink color, but her hair washes her out. She needs to go back to her darker, warmer tones.

  33. Oh_Mr._Grey says:

    Ugh. I’ve despised her ever since she said Marilyn Monroe was fat. Um, whatevs, honey! When you’re dead and gone, Marilyn will still be an icon…and you’ll just be worm food!

  34. Tara says:

    She has scary old crazy face in the third pic down. Yikes. As for Shane. Just no. We don’t know how he feels about being a human yorkie because he can’t move his face.

  35. Firecracker says:

    He’s even creepy with the sunglasses on, but I’m enjoying the show!

  36. Tilly says:

    If you compare his pre-Hurley photos to these, it looks like he has had Botox, and his eyebrows plucked & dyed. He doesn’t look like he has had plastic surgery to me…

  37. bagladey says:

    LMAO at this article’s title. The colour of that dress is awesome and Liz’s body looks fantastic – I’m so jealous. Shane still looks comical but his new face seems to be settling a bit, so maybe he should just not have appeared in public so soon.

  38. mimi says:

    There is something cheap/ not with peace with her real age about her, and my theory (I like yours very much) is that she made him look like that, so that we won’t talk about her skin.

    Whoever did that to him, should loos their med- licence ASAP.

  39. lambchops says:

    Oh my God, the comments on here are hilarious.

  40. Andie B says:

    @Hanna – wow, that’s a low blow for poor Shane..he’s looking creepy, but I hear he’s an OK guy (apart from being a womaniser). He would probably be gutted that you have likened him to one of the most despicable and monstrous people on the face of the planet.

  41. Alix says:

    I can’t get over how non-human he looks!

  42. Jaxx says:

    Wow! This is really sad. I looked at his old pics and he was a handsome and manly looking bloke. Very attractive. Now he looks like a scary Ken doll. What she did to his face is criminal.

  43. rosmarina says:

    Hey! Shane! SMILE!!!

    Oh, wait…

  44. Chris says:

    Love the headline. So funny, so true. 🙂

  45. Melancholy says:

    He was until recently styling his hair like a blonde meringue, so I’m saying this is an improvement. He was doing commercials for Ashley & Martin, a hair regrowth magic follicular scam/company for bald dudes. 😀 “Hair Looming”.

  46. CA says:

    When they’re side by side, his (new)features kinda resemble hers.

  47. sandy says:

    Entertaining read Kaiser. Imagine if Shane Warne had to bowl now, he could easily get the batsmen out , as they will be too busy giggling at the way he looks rather than focus on the ball. Liz’s figure looks fantastic for someone her age.

  48. eternalcanadian says:

    Whoa. I have to admit Shane and Liz have been a nice distraction from the William & Catherine circus. 😛

  49. Vickyb says:

    I’m not sure how appropriate a skintight nipple-outlining cocktail dress is for a daytime meet-and-greet with a bunch of children!!

  50. REALIST says:

    He needs to wear sunglasses ALL the time.

  51. Anonymous says:

    Poor Damian. Seems like no paternal consistency – hope he still sees Hugh.

  52. kieslwoski says:

    “older, gay gentleman walker/cat-faced boyfriend” – this is like the best statement/descirption of this guy. I bow down to your greatness!!!

    I so hope they get mearried and they have a reality show following them, I hate reality shows but htis one I would watch religiously. Please lets make this happen.

  53. Anoni Mus says:

    I’m loving the Liz and Waxyface posts, if only for the hilarious comments.

    Liz Hurley looks fantastic and if she’s had any surgery its very subtly done, in stark contrast to her horribly taut boyfriend.

  54. Prunella says:

    He looks more like her brother than her boyfriend. Something weird is going on with them.

  55. jemshoes says:

    Just the title of this post alone was enough to get me clicking on the story! Very LOL. Thanks again Kaiser.

    Shane Warne – UGH.

  56. Stacia says:

    He looks like her GUSBAND!

  57. Lilka says:

    Does anybody know the designer of the pink dress? many thanx!!!