Peaches Geldof looks super-skinny all of a sudden: what happened?


I saw these photos early this morning, and I thought to myself, “Wow, Peaches Geldof has lost a lot of weight. It must be heroin/cocaine/meth/whatever she can get her hands on.” Peaches does look drastically slim, right? I haven’t even been paying attention to her lately, so maybe that’s why I didn’t notice…? Or she just lost a lot of weight really fast because of ~~ you know.

Before all of you start squawking “WHO??!?” at me, STOP. Peaches is basically just famous for being the daughter of the late tabloid catastrophe Paula Yates and Sir Bob Geldof (friends with Bono). She also dated Eli Roth for… less than a year, but it was a year full of sketchiness and Eli acting like a dumbass. Oh, and Peaches also had a heroin scandal with a random dude who told the world everything about their sketchy, drug-fueled night of passion. Anyway, I’m just bringing this up because the first line of The Mail’s article about Peaches’s weight loss made me LMAO: “She’s always been a role model for those young women who are proud of their curves.” She really hasn’t, Daily Mail.

Also: Peaches is defending her weight loss on Twitter. She tweeted, “To those telling me I look skinny and to eat something, I can assure you I’ve just cut out eating crap. I still eat like a horse, guys!” Now Magazine says that Peaches is doing the drastic weight loss thing because of her (Eli-Roth-look-alike) boyfriend, Thomas Cohen: “Peaches says it really is true love this time, so she’s decided to turn her life around. She wants to avoid being in the papers for the wrong reasons, so she’s stopped the wild partying and has been working out like crazy and eating healthily.”





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  1. Liz says:

    If this was done in a healthy way – she actually looks great.

  2. MorticiansDoItDeader says:

    WTF is all over the back of her dress in the second to last photo and is she about to break her ankle in that last shot?

  3. Turtle Dove says:

    LOL – last picture.

  4. Amy says:

    This is the first time I’ve found her attractive! Not drastically skinny, just thinner than we’re used to. It suits her, actually.

  5. Praise St. Angie! says:

    she’s DEF slimmer, but I wouldn’t say she’s too skinny.

    she appears to have a small frame so this is probably a natural look for her.

    the blond hair suits her…other than the terrible tattoos, this is the best I’ve seen her look in a LONG time.

    EDIT: ok, I take it back. that pic from behind shows some REALLY bad extenstions…

  6. Cleo says:

    Look at how pretty she looks. She should just get married and have some wonderful life in London and just be a role model for living a fabulous jewel box of a life. I vaguely want to kill Eli Roth now.

  7. Rita says:


    I understand you “hate” the Who? stuff but I don’t recognize a single name in this thread. Look at it this way, you’ve broadened my horizons.

    @brin-Halla back morning. Until I received your greeting, the highlight of my day had been a clogged garbage disposal. Thanks hun.

    By the way, don’t assume it’s peanut butter if you use a toilet plunger to unclog your disposal. Bleach, bleach and more bleach.

  8. Boo says:

    That last photo seriously made me wince.

  9. Karin says:

    She does look nice and healthy, except what are those stains on the back of her dress. ewww

  10. Truthful says:

    wowww, all i could do is LOL at that last pic..

    she looks just like an addict. There is a certain “crap” I am sure she did not cut out–drugs.

    I hope she gets it together, smdh.

  11. fabgrrl says:

    Huh, okay. I never thought she was chubby at all to begin with. I thought she just looked like a normal young woman. And no, I am not one of those people who acts like fatties are just “curvy”. I just didn’t think Peaches had anything to worry about before, in the weight/body category that is. She seemed to have a perfectly nice body in those Ultimo ads.

  12. Kimbob says:

    Cute girl…not so cute tats! And yes, OUCH on the ankle…not good!

  13. Katie says:

    I think she looks healthy, although her boobs are gone. That’s the thing that can suck about losing weight as a chick.

  14. Ferocity says:

    It is amazing what changed habits can do to a 22 year old body.

  15. Calli Pygian says:

    Pit stains, some white substance on dress in pics 1,2&3, maybe drink splashed on back. A messy chick, but her expressions do not look like those of a messed- up chick. Time will tell.

    IMO, the platinum hair to too severe for her… a honey blond would look great, though. Maybe it’s the color of the dress that’s too much. Or both.

    Her tats are sad. My hair stylist has some beautiful, richly detailed half-sleeve & full-sleeve art that puts those to shame. If you’re gonna do it, do it right. :)

  16. John Wayne Lives says:

    lets all pay attention to the skinny junky

  17. Robbie's Girl says:

    She looks like Sarah Michelle Gellar in the first pic.

  18. the original bellaluna says:


    Mornin’ @ jezi, brin, & Rita – Poor Rita! ;)

  19. munchies says:

    OMG! the last pic – ge-doink! that hurts! gosh.. those armpits….

  20. Novaraen says:

    Stains all over the dress, front and back….GROSS. Guarantee that her weight loss is due to drugs…that girl marinates herself in the stuff.

  21. Laura says:

    She probably picked up a trendy coke or meth habit

  22. I’m sure that dress costs more than my rent, but she manages to make it look like it came off the clearance rack at Wet Seal.

    So, um, “Congrats” on her “sobriety”?

  23. Isa says:

    She is a hot mess. Ugh. She’s constantly dirty looking, like Kesha.

    And she looks like Lady Gaga in the face.

  24. Jen says:

    “Stopped the wild partying” as she steps out in a cocktail dress and trips over air and twists her ankle. Riiight.

  25. Elizabeth says:

    We’ve never seen anything healthy from her, so I don’t believe that we’re seeing it now. So this is the “true love”, is it? I know she’s young but she never seems to learn.

  26. Pyewacket says:

    That ankle twist looks like a major ouch!

  27. Melissa says:

    Those tats (on both her and her friend) are unforgivable. And where’s the picture of her once she’s actually fallen? There’s no recovering from that last pic – she’s totally going down.

  28. Violet says:

    She was that skinny when the nudes from a one-night stand came out a while back. Her skin is much better, though, which makes her look much healthier than she usually does.

    That said, I’m sure she’s still a druggie.

  29. john thing says:

    Tats are amatuerish and make her look cheap. From the rear, she stilllooks like an addict. Those stains and busted weave…gross.

  30. Ari says:

    She definitely looks like Lady Gaga. I think her body looks really good. But those wet marks on the dress…just shows how sloppy she is – I would never be caught dead looking like that.

  31. dread pirate cuervo says:

    Flatass McBrokenAnkle should add some squats & lunges to her new healthy lifestyle.

  32. Beatrix says:

    I reckon this is what Lady Gaga would look like if she wasn’t in costume.

  33. jlo1982 says:

    she has major pit sweat!that’s for sure a drug thing

  34. Jeannified says:

    Too bad they didn’ty get a shot of her fully busting her ass faling down, after the last picture attached.

  35. bagladey says:

    I’ve never seen Peaches look good and in these pics it’s much of the same: Cheap-looking and messy.

  36. mins15 says:

    the weight loss makes her gums to teeth ratio even worse.

  37. Sabine says:

    Oh my god I want her shoes so bad it’s not even funny

  38. the original bellaluna says:

    Peep-toe boots are like ventilated condoms – stupid and useless.

  39. Alix says:

    The tats are really sad. Her body looks like a doodle pad.

  40. Isabel says:

    Holy crap, after seeing that ankle pic I forgot what I was going to say!

    I guess…since I really don’t know how she lost the weight, I can’t make a judgement. Though I will say that I have never known a junkie to remain in the club scene yet be totally clean and healthy and trimmed down.

  41. Ally says:

    Probably that diet plan Lily Allen mentioned:

    illegal drugs and/or Adderall

  42. dahlia1947 says:

    She looks good. Hopefully its not from drugs.

    I don’t like the stains on her dress.

  43. DethHammer says:

    She has a tattoo of an upside-down cross between her shoulders. How classy.

  44. Grace says:

    LOL @Rita – Your peanut butter comment made my day! I work in the office at an apartment community, so I have to send maintenance to unclog disposals all day long. I do believe, though, that they know better than to use a plunger on a garbage disposal that was previously used in a toilet.

  45. MourningTheDeathofMusic says:

    I swear I can see her ass-crack through that dress.

  46. Kim says:

    She was puffy from all the prescription pills she was popping and now she is back to just meth/cocaine/heroin hence why skinny. Kind of like Courtney love and depending on what drugs she is taking her weight fluctuates from puffy/bigger to scary thin.

    What a shame Peaches is following right in her mothers footsteps. sad.

  47. MorticiansDoItDeader says:

    @dread pirate, “Flatass McBrokenAnkle should add some squats & lunges to her new healthy lifestyle.”

    LMAO. *wipes tears*

    @Robbie’s girl, ” she looks like Sarah Michelle Gellar.”

    Blasphemy! She’d be so lucky.

    @Isa, hey! How are you feeling?

  48. Mitch Buchanan Rocks says:

    Peaches resembles the late Brittany Murphy, mixed with a little Lady Gaga.

    I wonder if Peaches has ever met Hopper, poor kids, I wonder why they don’t change their names?

  49. mary simon says:

    love that black dress on her friend, who is also very pretty.

  50. Swanson Jacco says:

    Looks better but wow, those tats are hideously bad. Looks like a 5 year old drew on her with crayons.

  51. Jen34 says:

    I have a lot of respect for her dad, but Peaches has been a mess for a long time. I’m too skeptical to believe that she’s just eating healthy.

  52. theaPie says:

    Mmmm. Pit stains, big stain on her left front thigh, and nice spots on the back of her dress.

    Is she 27 yet?

  53. mojoman says:

    for a moment there I thought it was Lady caca with bad extension!

  54. penguin says:

    Really dislike this brat.

  55. Sara says:

    I was going to say she looks great but then I saw all the pictures and I’m like, what’s on the back of her dress? Is she falling down in those shoes? Is she drunk and just wearing great makeup? Also, that dress is almost see-through and she doesn’t look like she’s wearing underwear… so gross. Wearing a dress that short without panties is unhygienic.

  56. whatWHAT? says:

    Ouch. Ankle in the last picture.

  57. Annie says:

    I thought this was a drunken Aguilera for a second.

  58. Jaariel says:

    I just have to say something about this:
    When I was in HS, I was chubby. To lose weight I developed an eating disorder and used drugs/alcohol. EVERYONE raved at how “great” I looked which just fueled my extremely UNHEALTHY habits. Inside I was totally messed up, but as long as I was thin, no one ever confronted me about HOW I was staying thin.
    With how much Peaches has lost and her curious sweat patterns, along with her drug history, I cannot compliment her. We are way too focused on people’s outsides anyway.

  59. Tara says:

    Ill fitting, budget looking dress, chipped toenail plish, dry, cracked heels, low-rent tats. Who in the world thinks this looks good? i can’t say anything about her weight because I don’t pay attention to her like that. But everything else – yikes!

  60. Ruby Red Lips says:

    Starvation or drugs imho

  61. Máiread says:

    Jaysis, surely Bob Geldof has more going for him than just being Bono’s mate?

    (although speaking of Bono’s friends, I think you’d love Gavin Friday, Kaiser – he’s that skeevy womaniser type you love ;-) He’s the showband leader in “Breakfast on Pluto” – an excellent film with Cillian Murphy as an insanely pretty transvestite)

  62. Amy says:

    I kind of love her, and (apart from the spotty, cheap-looking dress) she looks lovely here. But that last photo makes me cringe. Ouch!

    I’m infinitely interested in her heritage. Apart from the heroin and scandals, that she’s turned out this well is a testament to her father, I’m sure. Paula Yates was a big ol’ mess.

  63. sarah says:

    The last photo of her foot is TERRIFYING

  64. SHump76 says:

    You should just preface posts like this with “I swear this person is really famous in the UK”. Because she is. But the Americans will, for the most part, not know and care even less. She had an AWFUL show not too long ago. It might still be on the air for all I know. Sort of a budget version of the Tyra show. I think we watched the first 3 episodes out of curiosity. I think she looks good for her, though. She’s got one of those faces that is naturally round, so if she puts on a couple of pounds it shows really quick.