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We hadn’t heard from Michael Jackson in a while, and that was a good thing, because everytime news from this goon hits the media, it’s always a creepy story.
Michael’s latest venture involves creating a Leprechaun inspired -theme park in Ireland.
“Michael is deadly serious about this idea,” a source told Ireland’s Daily Mirror. “He loves the whole idea of leprechauns and the magic and myths of Ireland. It would cost around 500 million Euros [about $635 million] to do. He’s always wanted to open his own theme park and he thinks Ireland is the perfect place and it will all be built around the leprechaun theme.”
The cash-strapped singer reportedly is meeting with businessmen to raise money for the park.
Apparently, Michael is interested in molesting Irish children as well. I don’t know who would ever take their children to a park run by this whack job, but I could think of better ways to spend $635 million dollars. And it doesn’t involve Lecherous Leprechauns.
Written by Chic Mommy
Posted in Business ventures, Michael Jackson, Odd
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I spent a month in Ireland at the beginning of this year and as I’m a quite small, red-haired girl, I was called ‘leprechaun’ a lot – I found it funny and I kinda like the idea of leprechauns and Irish myths, but.. Michael Jackson has now managed to destroy this for me! Thank you, Mr. Jackson! Thank you for not only destroying the wonderful fairy tale of Peter Pan, but now also destroying the whole Irish culture! Thank you very much.
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Please, please tell me that this is NOT true………….
He needs to stay in the middle east and just be gone.
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Yes, stay in the Middle East. Who the Hell would take their child to a theme park run by a pedophile? The roller coaster probably detours through his bedroom so he can pick off especially attractive kiddies.
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This has to be a joke, what next a morris dancing inspired theme park in England, a clog-making theme park in Holland, a kilt(lifting) theme park in Scotland. I thought “Mr. Jackson” was supposed to be broke. This story sounds like ‘cac asal’ to me.
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Quickies…
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That is AWESOME! Leave it to Michael Jackson … I just hope the midgets aren’t really little kids dressed up like drunk dwarfs.
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That freak needs to stop running from country to country and return to the u.s. with those kids. They have no home.
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