I don’t know if Gwyneth Paltrow really said any of this stuff – this whole interview comes from a New Zealand media outlet’s translation of an interview with Gwyneth in the German edition of OK! Magazine. So, if OK! Germany got an interview with Goop, and if the translation is right, and if this whole thing wasn’t made up entirely, then Gwyneth is made of goopy lies. According to this web of gossip, Gwyneth claims that she would never NEVER deign to do “gimmicky” (re: “peasanty”) forms of plastic surgery, and she “refuses” to do Botox (haha, LIES). But! Gwyneth is pro-boob job. Amazing, if it’s true:
Gwyneth Paltrow believes cosmetic surgery is “pure vanity”. The Hollywood actress is famed for her stunning natural looks and slender frame and is regularly praised for her elegant style.
Paltrow insists she wouldn’t use any “gimmicky” forms of surgery, but wouldn’t rule out having her breasts enhanced. The 38-year-old beauty has kids Apple and Moses and says without surgery, her breasts will never be what they were before pregnancy.
“Before I didn’t care about it. And I still refuse to use silicone, Botox or other of those gimmicks out of pure vanity. But a breast correction after breast feeding — why not? There’s actually nothing else to restore the original condition, isn’t there?” she laughed in an interview with the German edition of OK! magazine.
Paltrow is known for her intensive exercise regimes, including yoga. Although there aren’t always enough hours in the day to complete her thorough workout, she tries to fit in at least a few minutes a day.
“I don’t have time to do real yoga sessions that last over 60 minutes,” she said. “But I meditate each day for at least five minutes.”
Paltrow claimed her intensive yoga session “ruined” her body for a period of time. The exercise diminished her curves, and her physique looked “boxy”.
“Yes that was strange. I somehow lost my waist because of intense yoga training and became almost boxy,” she explained. “But with stretching and Pilates exercises I hit form again.”
I like how she makes it seem like she hasn’t already jacked her face (remember this?), and like she hasn’t already gotten her boobs “perked up” with some kind of procedure (remember this?). To be fair, I don’t think Gwyneth has gotten a facelift, and she hasn’t gotten her eyes done or anything. But the goopy bitch is hitting the ‘Tox on the regular, and I personally believe that she’s already gotten her boobs done. How gimmicky. How gauche. How peasanty. How GOOP.
Photos courtesy of WENN & Fame.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Gwyneth Paltrow
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