LeAnn Rimes’s bolt-ons have not gone pro, just for the record

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Last week, everyone finally realized that there were new LeAnn Rimes photos, ripe for mockery. It seemed that LeAnn had done a very budget “photo shoot” with her favorite swimwear brand, Mikoh, and some of us billed the shoot as LeAnn’s formal entrance into the professional bikini model world. Except that we were joking, because obviously, that shoot was a hot mess and LeAnn’s bolt-on situation negates any possibility of her becoming a professional ANYTHING in a ‘kini. Anyway, as it turns out, Mikoh Swimwear really wants us to know that they haven’t hired LeAnn as a model or anything. She just posed her bones off for free (or for free swag).

Much like all things LeAnn Rimes-related, her ever-shrinking bikini bod is not without its controversy. Which is why it was so surprising this week to see a swimwear company happily align themselves with the heavily scrutinized singer, and release an interview and new series of photos of Rimes frolicking around Cabo in their skimpy wares.

The media quickly put two and two together and surmised that LeAnn, who posed and preened for the shots in a variety of Mikoh Swimwear clothing, was the new face and bod of the line and that these shots were her campaign debut.

But is she really? Did they really choose LeAnn’s hot (albeit massively controversial) body to sell their products? Is she really fronting their new ad campaign? Someone grab a life raft, because this rumor is…

So false!

Mikoh itself deflated this rumor earlier today after more and more outlets ran with the news.

Per the line’s rep, it was actually LeAnn’s hubby, Eddie Cibrian, who snapped the pics during a recent vacation, and the swimwear brand simply chose to partner those photos with an interview they conducted with the star.

“Some other sites are mentioning this is an ad campaign, but it’s not,” the rep told E! News. “She was not hired as a model or spokesperson for the Mikoh brand, so there is no modeling job to mention.”

Well, official gig or not, it’s obvious that someone’s been practicing their Blue Steel.

[From E! News]

Amy Grindhouse theorizes that LeAnn and Mikoh probably worked out some kind of swag-for-famewhore-publicity deal, and after all, by publicly denying the laughable “modeling contract” Mikoh has earned itself even more attention. Slow clap for the convergence of a famewhore and a swimwear company that doesn’t mind being associated with her – but not too closely. Of course, the whole thing kind of makes LeAnn look A) pathetic and B) cheap. Pathetic because she really went overboard “promoting” this swimwear company and all she basically got out of it was a thousand dollars’ worth of bikinis. Cheap because she certainly has $1000 laying around, right? Or not? Did Eddie have that money earmarked for some “project”? Re: whore?

Here’s a twit-pic of LeAnn as an emaciated, braless, famewhore Tinkerbell with lop-sided bolt-ons. Plus, some other twit-pics.

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Photos courtesy of Mikoh Online, and LeAnn’s Twitter.

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  1. mamaT says:

    sad. i remember her as an uber talented little girl. growing up in the spotlight rarely ends well….

  2. brin says:

    LOL….pathetic and cheap, that’s about right (don’t forget dumb). Can’t wait to hear what she has lined up for Don Julio Tequila (to keep Eddie blitzed).

  3. the original bellaluna says:

    Oh, the chasm between those bolt-ons is TRAGIC…my goodness!

  4. skilo says:

    If I had a bikini line, I’d sure as hell not want it associated with Leann. The girls body is awful, and so is her personality and reputation. Last person anyone should want promoting anything for them.

  5. dorothy says:

    Who takes pictures of themselves ALL THE TIME?? And…, constantly tweets every thing she does. Apparently she did not get to enjoy a real childhood and has reverted into pre-teen behavior.Grow up.

  6. Quest says:

    Grossed out and feeling really queazy after seeing these pics

  7. hairball says:

    Mama t and Dorothy: Totally agree. WHAT happened to her??

    And my god does she look like a freak. I seriously don’t know how he can look at her face without his stomach turning. What is sad is how much of her life appears to be staged for others. I feel sorry and pity for her not hate.

  8. eileen says:

    HAAAAAAA hahahahahahaaaaaa

  9. suggabugga says:

    i’d be worried to have tht skank hanging with my kids. obviously, everything she does is for publicity. ugh.

  10. Jezi says:

    I wonder how many letters of complaint Mikoh Swimwear received to issue that statement. Is this another Shape moment? She seriously looks like she needs a white jacket to go with her white padded room.

  11. Tierra says:

    her eyes are just so evil looking, I cant stand the site of her face let alone her body.
    That picture with Brandi’s kids looks so forced and phony. I wonder how much she had to pay those little guys to stand still thru that.

  12. i.want.shoes says:

    She has enough space there to get a third boob implanted (“bonus boob”). She’s so desperate for attention that I’m surprised she hasn’t thought of that.

  13. jen says:

    That kid in the white shirt looks over it.

  14. gg says:

    Good morning and waves to all. Hope you all caught another stalker moment; in pics posted from Las Vegas, Brandi had part of her hair in a braid . Look closely and you see BoltOn Girl with ….yes, her hair in a braid!!!! Have a great day!

  15. Mitch Buchanan Rocks says:

    After reading about her, it appears that LeAnn didn’t have a proper childhood.

    Also I wonder if plastic surgeons take into account shoulder width when deciding on the shape of the implants – maybe a different shape would look better on those with wider shoulders ie a tear drop shaped implant may look better than the round ones in a person with wide shoulders so as to not have that bolted on look.

    Whoever did Jennifer Anistons did a great job as they don’t look like bolt ons.

  16. MJ says:

    @i.want.shoes: Maybe that’s her plan, and she’s hoping to land a role in that upcoming Total Recall remake…

  17. Anne says:

    Vomiting in my mouth

  18. Mary jones says:

    Man is she ugly. Its funny when fugly girls think there hot. Shes gross inside and out.

  19. Jules says:

    No matter what she does, she will never lose the fug. And why do these celebutards think that sticking their finger in their mouth is hot?

  20. Nancy C. says:

    ugh. she just thinks she is sooo hot! Eddie must just feed her ego all the time. his ex-wife must be livid the way she hangs on those boys.

  21. Lucinda says:

    What’s sad is she was an incredibly talented singer. I mean crazy good. But her parents were an absolute nightmare. When Con Air came out, her dad wanted her to sing “How do I live” for the movie. She cut a single and the producers decided they didn’t like it. In all reality, she just wasn’t old enough to deliver the emotional depth the song needed. Trisha Yearwood went on to do the song and it was fantastic. However Leann’s dad insisted on releasing her version the same time Yearwood’s was released because “his daughter is so amazing” and really it wasn’t as good. It was too bad because she had an amazing reputation and that tarnished it a bit imo. If that’s the kind of stuff she was dealing with all the time, no wonder she is such a hot mess now.

  22. 4Real says:

    For the love of FALCOR stop posting her nasty pics…she’s soooo FUGLY!

  23. Jezi says:

    @Lucinda I heard a totally different story about that. I heard that they asked Leann to remake the version so that it had a more pop sound and she refused. Not sure which story is the real reason.

  24. Stacia says:

    Looks like she has 2 baseballs inserted in her chest…not natural at all

  25. Jenn says:

    Wow, it’s such a relief that Frankenbrandi (can’t think of her as anything else since Cirque28 called her that)and her loser husband have stopped Brandi from whoring out those kids.

  26. Rita says:

    I found the following “blind item” to be very interesting.

    “Married less than a year, this highly publicized Hollywood couple appears to be in trouble. Sources close to the situation revealed that he is already tired of the “boney” sex while she can’t get enough. In fact, he has gone so far as to provide her with a remote controlled sexual aid that he activates when she’s feeling “needy”. Unfortunately, the device frequency is the same as the garage door openers in the neighborhood. Between the hours of 6:00 and 8:00 AM she can be seen flailing about her Calabasas home as if she has just been tased. To make matters worse, each time she attempts to leave the home, a neighbor (A retired trampoline salesman) sits in his drive, zapping the poor woman with his opener. The couple has temporarily relocated to the Midwest in pursuit of employment.”

  27. Happy21 says:

    I L-O-A-T-H-E her! She looks like an alien. Can’t even comment on her awful implants or I won’t be able to stop!

  28. why? says:

    First off all, why is she walking around with those kids without wearing a bra? Did LR seriously attend a play with those kids without wearing a bar? Secondly why would EC even allow her out with his sons knowing full well that you could see through that shirt like that?

    According to LR tweets, her friend owns the blog that she did the Mikoh interview for. So as usual, LR and EC are getting by in HW on FAVORS. LR was already twitter-advertising for her Birthday bikini, so expect DAILY shots of EC and LR in Tahiti or Cabo this month.

    It comes as no surprise that LR posted “happy family” twitpics of her and EC with those kids being a “family” in Chicago. Afterall, LR is still trying to compete with Kim K wedding, which is being compared to the Royal Wedding. And of course promote her Give single. In addition to exploiting EC kids, LR is now exploiting homeless teens and even more innocent children. We are supposed to believe that she cares about the misfortunes of others because she cried while filming the video for Give? People would believe that LR was sincere had she stopped tweeting and giving interviews about BG and EC kids.

    Why is LR SWF BG yet again? In a photo that she took while on tour in Chicago with those kids no doubt, LR is STILL sporting that side braid.

  29. LMS says:

    This woman clearly has some serious mental issues. But she’s also obviously so far in denial that she would never do anything about it.

  30. Amanda G says:

    LeAnn…you are not sexy. Please stop.

  31. Green Is Good says:

    Wow, I would sue the surgeon that did those bolt-on boobs. They’re sliding sideways under her armpits!

  32. Just asking…I thought fake boobs were supposed to be big?

  33. shane says:

    contrived

  34. jasper says:

    Just out of curiousity…and unfortunately, I have decided to pick this story to ask it…I am thinkin’. Do any of the writer’s on this site feel any fear of Karma? I do not mean any disrespect and I am wonderin’ on a personal note.
    Thanks!

  35. why? says:

    And LR attempt to convince everyone that she has the greatest love story ever continues. In Touch (LR favorite mouthpiece) is reporting that LR is torn between her work and EC. She doesn’t want her album(seriously, she can’t even get her songs to Chart on Itunes and they only chart on Billboards because she throws parties for her radio “friends”) to be a hit because if it does then it means that she would have to go on tour and thus be away from EC. So once again LR is spinning the idea that being inseperable=love. Everyone knows that LR can’t and won’t let EC out of her site because she is afraid that his affairs will be exposed and thus ruin the notion that her relationship with EC is “roses and sunshines”.

    Once again, if all is well in LR relationship with EC, why then does she have to use media outlets such as In Touch, to validate her relationship, especially when other HW couples are getting more attention(ie-Kim K wedding)?

  36. AnnieB says:

    LMAO @Rita’s “Blind Item”. I was tempted to ask you where you got that from to go see the guesses being made in comments. Duhhhhh.

  37. John Wayne Lives says:

    @ Rita’s blind item… Please oh please let this be about her lolol. LMAO!