Linnocent went to an Adele concert in LA last night: busted or better?

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After spending a long and arduous day being cracked-out with a surfboard, Linnocent decided to treat herself last night with an Adele concert. These are photos of Linnocent, doing her best cracked-out, busted Marilyn Monroe impression, leaving Adele’s LA concert. Look at those crack lips. Look at that God-awful hair. And what’s with the outfit? She’s basically wearing a beige sports bra and an oversized black hippie skirt…? Are all of the Venice Beach crackheads wearing this style these days?

As you may remember, Linnocent has tweeted about her Adele-love before, and it has just made me sick. I guess Adele can’t choose who her fans are, and she can’t control which crackheads end up at her concerts. I just hope that Adele didn’t let Linnocent get backstage. Please, please… don’t let Linnocent get backstage. She might throw a temper tantrum if she doesn’t get backstage, but it’s totally worth it to not be associated with her in any way, or be damaged by her crack hustle. Remember Tom Hardy? Remember Guy Berryman?

By the way, the Mail is trying to make it like the dude with Linnocent is her latest love interest, but I’m pretty sure this is either Linnocent’s security, or the security guard for the venue. I mean, I’m sure Linnocent hooked up with him, but let’s not call the poor security guy her latest boyfriend.

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  1. Strawberrygirl says:

    She looks like a prostitute. I’m expecting to hear she is now dating Adele. I wouldn’t put it past her.

    And why does she dye her hair blonde?!?!? It does nothing for her.

  2. the original bellaluna says:

    Still busted. Seriously busted. Linnocent can’t hide her inner-crackhead. Although, I’ll give her this (grudgingly) – her eye make-up isn’t as heroine-addict bad as usual.

    Kaiser, that’s not a skirt…it’s a motel bed-sheet. She just threw it on after blowing the security guard, to get into the concert. Silly!

    (If she tried to get backstage, I hope Adele had her vodka-crack-soaked arse thrown out!)

  3. Addie says:

    Hope she took notes from Adele on how real women act.

    Hate to admit it but I love those earings.The rest of the outfit is
    Got-aweful!

  4. Jamie says:

    You forgot to note that keen fashion statement of the pink ponytailer in her hair!

  5. Liz says:

    still strung out

  6. Quest says:

    The girl looks all kinda trashy…no amount of clothing can conceal that cracky-wacky look.

  7. brin says:

    Forever busted. Hope security kept her far away from Adele.

  8. Seal Team 6 says:

    ROL said it was Security, not a date.

    Her hair is horrible. She’ll be bald by 30-35.

  9. Pyewacket says:

    When does she do anything other than go out to concerts (did she pester someone for free tickets again?) bars, crack deals, surf, shop?

    Is the idiot doing anything to comply with her probation? Is she trying to get a job, or is she now just a professional mooch?

    And she still looks cheap and busted. She is simply a joke.

  10. merski says:

    KAISER! Take a look at this from 5:20 for a hilarious exchange between Adele and Mark Ronson about Lilo:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_LbdX9qzhs&feature=related

    It’s a British pop quiz. The whole episode is funny, Adele is a blast, but this moment was just the best. Loved how awkward it must have been to Ronson. ;p

  11. Boo says:

    What is going on with her left claw here?

  12. Tierra says:

    Gawd I hate the thought of her scanking up Adele’s show. Even when shes dressed up a little better than usual she still looks like an old prostitute.

  13. audrey says:

    what’s on her arm? A bandaid mark? Does she shower?

  14. Bess says:

    In every pap photo, Lilo’s mouth is open. Are the fillers in her lips preventing her from closing them?

  15. Javagirl1 says:

    Well I guess if she’s not hanging from the curtains at the Chateaux Marmont it’s an improvement.

  16. Vickyb says:

    You can see the row of her extensions really clearly in the first photo. It’s like when Britney was always showing them off – why bother getting them if you’re not going to wear them well?!

  17. meg says:

    Wow- love the hair that’s 4 different colors. Very…klassy!

  18. the original bellaluna says:

    Oh now, Pyewacket, be fair. She didn’t “pester” anyone for free tickets, she blew them! And that wasn’t “crack,” those were “crystals.” 😉 😉

  19. Jezi says:

    @Vickyb I was just going to mention that her tracks were showing. Geez!! She’s a hot mess.

  20. Sillyone says:

    Tales from the Crypt completely. First the hair omg her natural hair you can tell isn’t even an inch long at most.

    Second her face I have never seen eyebrows that are 7 inches long those puppies are to the middle of her nose and clear around..I can’t even comment on those blown up lips because I want to punch her in them watch them deflate (with sterile gloves on of course). While I am at it nice teeth.

    Next look at her arm in that top pic that is mom’s (who is 60 mind you) that is my mom’s saggy, wrinkly arm.

    The skirt, the bra (shirt) whatever, pink ponytail are tragic in themselves.

    There aren’t many things that bleach can’t tackle but I am positive that Lindsay is the thing that bleach just says f*ck it leave me in the bottle.

  21. Seal Team 6 says:

    OMG it IS a Band-Aid mark! EWWWWWWW

  22. corey says:

    She’s very beautiful, but she looks like sh-t. Crack is wack.

  23. mannequin says:

    What a mess. Claws, flabby arms, cheap teenage jewelry, pink elastic ponytail holder and a black tablecloth. Aside from everything she’s done and is, Lohan has never been a fashion icon. Anything she puts on looks cheap, no matter the designer.

  24. Tierra says:

    @merski

    what does she say in that video??? I cant play videos at work.

  25. NeNe says:

    My personal option, the only way she would look good is with a bag over her head.

  26. Cherry Rose says:

    I’m suprised that Lindsay has yet to hang out with Pete Doherty. They totally deserve each other.

    BTW, what’s going on with Lindsay’s nose? It seems like it’s getting bigger.

  27. Sillyone says:

    @merski that video was funny as hell.

  28. merski says:

    @ Tierra: basically, Ronson gets a question about Lilo, gets a bit frazzled and answers “Well, I think Lindsay Lohan is a really talented actress” to which Adele replies with “WHAAA?!?!?”. It’s so funny!!
    She goes on to say that she likes LL, but she wouldn’t call her an actress.

  29. amanda says:

    Her nose is looking rather tragic in that first shot, is it just a bad picture?

  30. bagladey says:

    Has Lindsay changed hairdresser? Her hair extensions have been clearly visible lately; hmm I wonder what Lindsay’s real hair must look like now. LOL, Lindsay is a fool because she desperately, stubbornly insists on being blonde although blonde hair doesn’t suit her, and as an “actress” she’s not going to get (m)any jobs as a blonde while there are so many other blonde actresses, who look good blonde, and who can act very well. It seems like Lindsay’s just plain dumb and no-one is able to speak sense to her, LOL.

  31. kpist says:

    She would look a lot better if she went back to the red hair, the white hair is what looks busted

  32. Tierra says:

    Thanks Merski 🙂

    Add one more reason to love Adele, she tells it like it is. Im gald she had the balls to say what everyone else is thinking when it comes to ppl referring to her as an actress.
    Ill have to remember to watch that when I get home.

  33. gee says:

    @Strawberrygirl: Bite your tounge!!!!!! Adele has taste.

    Also, I’m soooo sick of hearing how she’s talented. She read Tina Fey’s good script and now she’s talented? Linnocent is nothing special.

  34. Kloops says:

    Her lips never touch. It’s mind boggling. Her entire body is destroyed. Sad.

  35. OXA says:

    I thought the judge gave her 15 days to find a therapist and reminded her to get her community service going or she would be in violation.
    This could perhaps be part of her community service and we are not seeing the women from the shelter in the photos.

  36. dorothy says:

    She must have fired her publicist. There is no way he would want her out at parties and concerts. Lay low for a while, do your community service…prove that you are trying. Thats what he would have told her. She will never be anymore that what she is now. A has-been.

  37. heb says:

    the hair is just awful. not quite Britney spears awful, but she’s on her way.

  38. Juliette says:

    Someone should also tell her to take her socks off when getting a spray tan. Might try removing the gloves too so you don’t see the obvious fake tan lines.

    Between that & her busted face, weave & body – the whole thing is a mess. Loser.

  39. Novaraen says:

    Busted!! She hasn’t looked decent in 10 years and I know we’ve all said it a million times, but that blond hair w/crappy extensions on her is hideous!!

    Don’t think there is any hope for her anymore.

  40. kimm says:

    I feel really bad for her. Is there noone in her life to sit her down and talk some sense in to her??

    At least she doesn’t look wasted in these shots.

  41. JB says:

    She is and always will be smokin hot. F all you haters.

  42. constance says:

    Nylon knock-off Spanx top and a curtain knotted around her waist to keep the smell down. Crack is whack, bit-h.

  43. ladybert62 says:

    What is she doing in those pictures – looks like she is either getting dressed or undressed!

    That hair, that awful ugly mane of extensions looks dirty, dirty, dirty.

    Linoccent please wash, brush and cut those extensions. If you must be a trashy blonde, at least get it styled somewhat – you always look like you have bed-bug bedhead!

  44. Jackson says:

    LOL at that hair!!! I cannot get past it. This chick does nothing all damn day but she is too busy to get that mangey mop under control? I don’t even have words for how messed up it is. Surely she could find a dude hairdresser who would fix that mess up in exchange for a blow job, no? Work it Crackie, work it!

  45. Praise St. Angie! says:

    busted.

    the nylon barbie hair is all sorts of bad on its own, but to see her extensions like that so blatantly is just terrible. what’s the point of having them if they look so bad? short hair would be way better.

    and yeah, what’s up with her nose in that first shot? it looks like it’s growing longer and more pointy.

    oh, and to my fellow posters, DON’T FEED THE TROLLS.

  46. Nina says:

    For the love of all things holy, will someone — ANYONE — take this girl bra shopping? Even when she’s wearing a bra, it looks like she’s letting the girls swing low and loose.

    Proper support would be a huge first step towards not looking like a cracked-out whore. Granted, she’d still BE one but at least she wouldn’t look the part so much.

  47. Cherry Rose says:

    @JB – LMFAO!!! Has Lindsay been servicing you too?

  48. 4Real says:

    What a HOT MESS! She looks like she stinks. Her skin and hair are just garbage.

  49. Firecracker says:

    This just in: Liho’s been getting coached from Megan Fox on how to keep her mouth slightly open to achieve the “sexy, sultry look”.

  50. Kelly says:

    The thing that amazes me most about Lindsay is that in her mind, she’s INCREDIBLY HOTTT!!! You can see it in her poses, her heavy-lidded eyes, the parted lips… Actually, she and Courtney Statutory Stodden are sisters under the skin.

  51. DD says:

    Can’t stand those injected lips. Ughhh.

  52. serena says:

    What a trashy haircolour. ugh

  53. Seal Team 6 says:

    @kelly —

    I was just talking about that to someone at lunch: Linnocent doesn’t get she’s this busted looking mess with no career. She thinks she is sexier than any other actress in Hollywood… and, she still think she’s an A Lister, not a washed-up career criminal tabloid fodder lister.

    Textbook pathological behavior.

  54. Seal Team 6 says:

    Whomever mentioned her nose looking odd is right. It almost looks like she’s broken it. Weird.

  55. Madisyn says:

    Let me just preface this by saying I can’t stand the bleached out straw on her head BUT NOTHING AND I MEAN NOTHING will bring back her looks at this point.

    She can return to ‘red’ all day long and it WILL NOT MATTER!. The dry skin, sunken eyes, ‘cracked’ lips (literally and figuratively), the bloated body, never a bra in sight, the ‘clawed’ hands, IT MAY HELP A MINOR BIT, but thats all.

    Time does not reverse the aging process. She could quit hard drugs and liquor and there will be little to no improvment. She may ‘save’ the look she has now, but that’s about it.

    She is cracked out and busted looking, regardless of whethers she’s a blonde, brunette OR REDHEAD.

  56. the original bellaluna says:

    Yep. NO FEEDING THE TROLLS, Ladies.

    You know, I was just so overwhelmed by the fact that A) she looks so amazingly trashy and B) she could actually get IN to see Adele, I totally over-looked the extension situation.

    Linnocent is probably having to go “budget” (Lohanese to English translation: she has to actually pay someone – ANYONE – to do her hair now) rather than “scamming” (Lohanese translation: blowing) high $$ hair-folk into doing her hair for publicity.

    I bet her latest publicist has bailed by now. There’s only so long the conductor will stay on the train when the engineer is bound and determined to crash said train in a truly spectacular way.

    Madisyn, dahling, you’re here! 😀

  57. Firecracker says:

    Yeah, guys, she thinks that she’s getting all this attention and being papped because she’s a star! Everyone loves her! But what she doesn’t realize is that it’s because people just want to laugh and make fun of her.

  58. Innocent says:

    Lindsay has excellent taste in music.

  59. Cherry Rose says:

    @Innocent – I highly doubt Lindsay really likes Coldplay or Adele. It’s all a chance for Lindsay to attach her name to something that has more star power and hopefully get her some pictures and a tabloid story out of it, nothing more.

    Lindsay knows she is irrelevant, and unless she goes somewhere that bigger stars are, or unless she calls the paps, no one would give her a second thought.

  60. Green Is Good says:

    My pity for Blohan’s bodyguard is absolute. Can you imagine having to actually touch her? Repulsive.

  61. mary simon says:

    seriously busted, and she looks so dirty. what’s up with her nose in that first pic?

  62. Stubbylove says:

    Busted – however my low expectations allow me to feel pleased that she’s at least wearing a bra for those milkers of hers.

  63. skeptical says:

    Hey, innocent’s here. What a surprise…….
    While I agree that Adele is a kickass singer, I think blohan was there more for the photo op.
    And probably tried to get backstage. I hope she was denied but Adele is a super-kind person by all accounts and may take pity on the crackie. Run Adele! Run away!

  64. Ruby says:

    Outfit by Bed, Bath & Beyond

  65. Innocent says:

    @Cherry Rose
    I’ve always been impressed with Lindsay’s taste in music.
    In 2010 when a warrant was issued for her arrest she was tweeting about the best songs on Eminem’s Recovery album.
    In 2008 she recommded the best songs from Britney Spears’ circus album and this year recommended “I Wanna Go” from Femme Fatale.

  66. Madisyn says:

    bellaluna, I’m here. *Waving*

    Do you remember the thread where we were all commenting on Blohans name being removed from the Gotti IMDb page. After that post, there was one maybe two posts about her cracknanigans, the last one being her buying crack/meth on Abbot Kinney Blvd. in front of that pub that her ‘publicist’ DENIED. AGAIN.

    I actually feel a little sympathy for that guy. That was his ONLY job. Just deny, deny, deny. Other, like real life publicists get to ‘promote’ their clients good charity works, great film roles, they’re next album, etc. Not this dude. That publicist being THE publicist for “Gotti”. We haven’t heard hide nor hair of him since. Wonder why? (sarcasm)

    Cherry Rose, you took MY thoughts right out of my head and put on them in YOUR post. She may very well like them, but enough to attend their concerts with full paps in tow? I was thinking all these concerts. . . ALL OF A SUDDEN. I don’t recall, (I could be wrong) her attending all these hip, happenin, in the news concerts with her in attendance before. She’s ‘attaching’ herself to their ‘star’. Like CB noted, mentioning Tom Hardy and Guy Berryman. I know Bess was worried about the Berryman thing and wondered why he wouldn’t ‘deny shagging’ the skank. I noted that no comment at all from the band was better than a denial. Just shuts the twit and her mother down. I believe she TRIED to get backstage and I believe she followed him around Chicago. But I also believe with his top notch security, she didn’t even get close and finally got the message. More importantly, she doesn’t have the money to follow Coldplay around the world to INSUATE A RELATIONSHIP.

    Bess, you asked me a question on the old thread. You asked, would she get pap’d at a club or CS first now that she’s returned to LA? I would have answered the obvious but this post beat me to it.

  67. loveyourwork says:

    um.

    I’m pretty sure Adele and Coldplay are universal in their appeal.

    So maybe everyone should refrain from commenting on her music choices and continue to bash every other aspect of her being.

  68. Madisyn says:

    CB, “Busted or Better”? Better than what?

  69. Firecracker says:

    I pretty much can’t stand Coldplay. Just too whiny.

  70. Dana says:

    If your weave is looking worse than Bret Michael’s, it is time for a new ‘do.

  71. Dawning Red says:

    I think these photos are awesome. I thought it was wonderful how, while Obama goes on a bus tour of the US, that Hillary Clinton is trying to relate to the country by going to an Adele concert.

  72. Seal Team 6 says:

    OMG Innocent is here!

    Dina, how can that be true, when Linnocent likes her own music?

  73. Seal Team 6 says:

    Hey —

    Whether or not you agree with her politics, Hillary is always well-groomed, isn’t an addict, and has earned a JD. Linnocent, on the other hand, may have blown a JD or two.

  74. LeeLoo says:

    She looks gross. The only thing I can see her doing at this point is porn.

  75. Cherry Rose says:

    @Madisyn – Great minds think alike, no?

    @loveyourwork – I get that Coldplay and Adele have universal appeal. The thing we’re questioning is why is Lindsay suddenly going to all these concerts, when in the past she’s never really attended any (to my knowledge). And why does she have to be papped or have a tabloid story when she attends these concerts? Because of what I said above, she’s using them as an excuse for media attention.

  76. the original bellaluna says:

    Firecracker – To me, Coldplay has always sounded like “U2-lite.” I’ve loved U2 since I was 12 years old, and there’s just nothing to be done about changing my position on this. (And I even really like the song Viva La Vida.)

    Anyhoodle, on to more important things.

    Linnocent is trying to show her adoring public (those of us who adore her trainwreck cracknanigans) that she is still RELEVANT. “LOOK at ME! I’m going to the hip concerts!! SEE, I don’t just buy drugs off the street, I do FUN STUFF TOO!”

    Madisyn, do you think Linnocent’s (and Gotti’s) publicist issued her an official “I quit this bitch” when she got unofficially dropped from the Gotti project? Sure seems like it to me!

    Oh! And did you want to try some of my very special Crackalackin’ Chicken & Broccoli Crackeraki Stir Fry? If it’s a hit, I’ll bring it to our Oct 19 tail gate. 😉

  77. gg says:

    Barbie hair.

  78. cbnagrl says:

    You all should be ashamed of yourselves! I don’t care what this girl has or has not done, but I doubt she cares what a bunch of petty bitches like us think. If you can’t say something nice, you shouldn’t say anything at all. I love this site but the comments are (sometimes) downright disgusting and I have to wonder who you were raised by and if you would have the balls to say the things you do to someone’s face. I feel bad for Lindsey. She let Hollywood chew her up and spit her out and that’s just sad. And yet we all sit back and judge…wow it must be nice to be perfect.

  79. Madisyn says:

    bellaluna,

    Yes, please. I’d love a taste, but please pass me HALF A DOZEN shots of delusion for I just read the RADAR story on Blohan, and I quote:

    “Lindsay Lohan — looking extremely elegant in a nude cropped top and flowy black shirt”. Yes it says SHIRT, not SKIRT.

    It was supposed to say BLANKET FROM A SUPER 8, not skirt. EXTREMELY ELEGANT? Dude, don’t bogart the crack pipe! Either Blohan is writing her own press releases or the RADAR folks are doing some REALLY good shit.

    I wonder if he even bothered to send an “I quit this bitch” letter, phone call, text, or email. If ‘this bitch’ caused me the grief she did, I just wouldn’t take her calls. I take that back. He had to tell the twit to ‘F*ck off’ or she would have called and called and . . .

    Cherry Rose,

    “Great minds think alike, no”? INDEED!

    Seal Team,

    Your buddies (andyconda, Blood Red Witch and crew, who I always give a “shout out’ to whenever I’m TMZ and they always reply) from TMZ are going at it on RADAR with the Lohans. The trolls are attempting to defend the indefesible but it sure is fun watching them try.

  80. Chris says:

    Try as I might I can’t get too worked up about her one way or the other. I can’t even be bothered defending her just for the sport of it.

  81. Firecracker says:

    cbnagrl, I think you took a wrong turn somewhere. Snarking is why this site is so fun. 🙂

  82. Seal Team 6 says:

    The Lohans are rife on ROL and TMZ. They like to scuttle over here and post something and feel all daring and bold, and then scuttle back to ROL and TMZ. They really are pathetic.

    And, yes, Bret Michaels’ hair looks way better than Linnocent’s, which is just sad.

  83. Seal Team 6 says:

    Serious question: So, I scored some really primo Sea Jasper from the barista at Starbucks, but wtf do I do with it??? Do you snort it, lick it, or chop it up and bake in Snickerdoodles???

  84. Firecracker says:

    Aw, so Chill, Innocent and Nicole are one and the same person?

  85. Kim says:

    Her weave?!!! What the heck! awful!

  86. Cherry Rose says:

    @cbnagrl – I would love to have the chance to tell my sincere thoughts to Lindsay’s face. Then I’d knock her drink over, just to see if she’d really lick it off the floor.

    EDIT: Lindsay has the fusion extensions, which is a little better than getting a weave, but still do major damage to your hair, especially if you keep bleaching your hair and keep going in every 3 months (or six months if it’s cold fusion method) to get the extensions replaced. Clearly she doesn’t have much of her real hair left. Not to mention that it costs as much money to get the extensions taken out as it does getting them put in. And don’t forget the cost of actually buying the hair extensions, packet by packet (and it takes a lot of packets to do a full head).

    Lindsay could probably afford to buy her own house for the money she spends on her extensions.

  87. Madisyn says:

    Seal Team,

    My “Sea Jasper” days are long gone. I don’t know, why don’t you ask Innocent? I’ll bet she knows.

    Why do you think the trolls/Lohans are ‘daring and bold’ at TMZ and RADAR? Whats soo scary over here?

    Firecracker,

    Yes! And some believe Jill09 on RADAR as well.

  88. Firecracker says:

    Yeah, Madisyn, all the posts from all those have the same feel to them. No emotion, and no answering any questions from anyone. Very strange. well, no emotion unless a judge lets her off, then Nicole gets excited on TMZ.

  89. Madisyn says:

    Firecracker

    Thats why I never post anywhere other than “Madisyn” because my writing style is distinct. If I ever tried, I’d be spotted immediately by any discernable reader. A couple months ago, my ‘username’ was not showing when I posted and when I did, my name came up ‘anonymous’. I went and posted another comment immediately stating ‘the above comment was by Madisyn’. I got told by CB we can’t post under multiple names. I explained by innocent mistake and moved on. Well right after, bellaluna said in a comment “I knew it was you”. So I couldn’t post under other names if I tried.

    Of course, were talking about the Lohans, not too bright. I would even go as far as to say, while not ‘identical’, definetely the ‘same’ in tone and message.

  90. Firecracker says:

    Lol Madisyn. What is that on her claw, anyway, do you suppose it is one of the crystals or sea jasper that she purchased the other day? That black thing.

  91. skeptical says:

    The black dot onher left claw is actually a lil black heart tattoo. She first got it when w some dude but she made it black while w Ronson. Ronson has a matching black heart on her left wrist..right on the joint. Isn’t getting tattoos on tiny joints a bad idea?delicate nerves etc so close to the surface? I’d be freaking out.

  92. Veronica says:

    Her nose does look weird.. Must be all the coke causing her septum to collapse. For past reference see Yasmin Bleeth

  93. Seal Team 6 says:

    Madisyn —

    The ether ate my post to you!

    I think the Lohans just occasionally scuttle onto here because CB doesn’t allow certain language and threats, whereas ROL and (especially) TMZ does. Also, CB certainly doesn’t appear to be on the Linnocent payroll!

  94. Madisyn says:

    Seal Team,

    Good answer and I buy it, lock, stock and CRACKer barrel.

    I noticed on the ‘surfing’ post at TMZ, Road Warrior (Milo) was THREATENING people, literally, with the FBI. What in the SamRo Hell does he thinks he’s accomplishing? What is he going to tell them? Does he honestly think the FBI would take him seriously and stop everyone from posting anything Milo doesn’t like, let alone even take his call?

    Ah, delusion, its a beautiful thing.

    And that justs fits with his M. O. of CONTROLLING and THREATENING anyone who doesn’t think/say Blohan is an angel on earth. He can’t ‘threaten’ people with the FBI here, CB won’t tolerate it.

  95. Seal Team 6 says:

    That fool actually threatened me and a few others one night with violence, actually said he would have someone kill us for effing with Crackie. WTFever. My family is Sicilian, and I also know alot fo good old boys. He is a rage whore.

    The FBI threats are my very favorite. Can you imagine him calling the FBI? “THIS IS MICHAEL LOHAN, MOVE THAT CONE!”

  96. Kelly says:

    Here’s something else I don’t understand. Today I bleached my hair from very light golden brown to PUNK ROCK WHITE, woohoo! And it’s totally perfect – even-colored, well-conditioned, shiny (granted, my hair is short, so there wasn’t much damage). I did it myself, and it cost @$30. I’m looking at Lindsay, esp. the first picture, and I see patchy color, particularly around the ears. I’m assuming she pays for that shite? Maybe even a lot of money? If so, how can it possibly look so f*cked up???

  97. Boo says:

    Because I’m a goody two shoes who has never done coke, I had no idea what it could do to your nose until I googled it. That first picture looks like some of the “look what coke did to my nose!” images you can find if you look…the nose sort of caves in between the bridge and the tip, leaving what appears to be a bump (but is really a cave in)–egads. I never appreciated my own nose more than i do now.

  98. the original bellaluna says:

    *lines up Shots of Delusion, Chicken & Broccoli Crackeraki Stir Fry* Ready, Ladies!!! DIVE IN.

    Madisyn, I don’t post under other names on other sites either. I’m always bellaluna (sometimes with a number afterwards) or the original bellaluna (since I had to change my handle here). I know your posts as well. When that glich happened and you came up as “anonymous” I went “nuh-uh. That’s Madisyn.”

    I’ve also given up commenting on ROL & TMZ, because I really don’t go there very often. For my time, CB is the site to be! 😉

    Seal Team, you can never go wrong with Snickerdoodles. Sea Jasper Snickerdoodles; Rose Quartz Snickerdoodles; regular ole Snickerdoodles – they’re all GREAT!

    Are you ladies kidding me? Milo is THREATENING posters on other sites? Do these sites not have any type of moderation? He is an idiot!

    Boo, coke, crystal, and crack are DEVASTATING to the cartilage in the nose. I’ve seen pix of users whose noses were not pierced, and they could run yarn from one nostril to the other due to the amount of space in between. NASTY.

  99. Bess says:

    Re: Michael Lohan threatening people on other sites for criticizing his little freckled atm online- don’t you people know that Michael Lohan is perfect and is; therefore, the only person allowed to criticize LiLo for a buck????

    That man needs to fall in a well.

  100. Bess says:

    Although I’ll admit that it will be fun listening to Judge Sautner read Lohan the riot act during her next progress report hearing in October, I’ve got to wonder if anyone on Team Lilo is trying to get her to go to community service. Doesn’t her lawyer have some sort of duty to make sure lohan complies???

  101. Madisyn says:

    Seal Team, even last night on the ‘surfing’ thread, I did see him not only ‘threaten’ the FBI but he also ‘threatened’ andyconda’s (I think) life with ‘he knew someone’ bullshit. This is a CHRISTIAN were talking about. He’s such a vile and disgusting excuse for a human being. Speaking of the ‘surfing’ thread, just one quick note, a poster said something I just had to post here because I laughed harder at this comment than I have in awhile. Remember the pics of her lying stomach down on the surfboard looking bloated. Well a poster said, “I see the sea lion, where’s Lieho”? I thought that was brilliant.

    bellaluna, you put out the shots, but I was BAD. I drank them ALL. Sorry. CB is the place for me too, but I don’t post on RADAR, but I occasionally post at TMZ because of Seal Team, Blood Red Witch, andyconda, and a few others. Plus I LOVE seeing Milo go off on the posters (I can just see him seething with rage and turning beet red) and get shot down, time and time again. What cracknanigan is she going to come up with tonight for tomorrows post?

    Bess, falling into a well is too good for this piece of shit. As for anyone on Team Lilo trying to get her go. I think they’re all too afraid of her to say anything. If mother crackhead or Ali has mentioned it, she either took their heads off or blew them off. As for her lawyer having ‘some sort of duty’, yeah, she does have a duty and she’s done it. She’s told Blohan do your CS. Shawn can’t do it for her. Whether the twit does it or not, well, it won’t be Shawn Holley going to jail now, will it?

  102. theaPie says:

    and yeah, what’s up with her nose in that first shot? it looks like it’s growing longer and more pointy.

    __________________________________

    My theory is it’s falling apart from the cocaine use. Look at what happened to Kate Moss.

  103. Annie says:

    “She can return to ‘red’ all day long and it WILL NOT MATTER!. The dry skin, sunken eyes, ‘cracked’ lips (literally and figuratively), the bloated body, never a bra in sight, the ‘clawed’ hands, IT MAY HELP A MINOR BIT, but thats all.

    Time does not reverse the aging process. She could quit hard drugs and liquor and there will be little to no improvment. She may ’save’ the look she has now, but that’s about it.”

    —————————————-

    Agree with this. Everyone is talking about her hair, which *is* quite bad but the real reason she looks so horrid is that she’s biologically aged herself with her lifestyle choices. Dunno what she could do to get her looks back at this point. In fact being naturally a ghost pale, dry fine skinned redhead is exactly what isn’t helping her case since these people tend to show the damage faster than others. And yeah total coke nose too. She used to have a cute, kind of turned up nose, now it’s humped cause the cartilage is collapsing.

  104. skeptical says:

    want to have some fun asking “wtf is up with that” then check out this pic posted by blohan herself.
    is that a wax figure of her or what?
    http://www.whosay.com/lindsaylohan/photos/56769

  105. Whatamess! says:

    @Every1
    give the girl a break

  106. Isabel says:

    Oh GAH, the mark on her arm has been identified by some of you, bless your hearts….but I’m about to barf up my morning pancakes knowing it’s a dirty bandaid mark!!!!

    As my toddler says…”she’s DIWTY! I CAN’T LIKE IT!!!”

  107. Innocent says:

    Look no matter what happens Lindsay won’t be found in violation due to the community service until next year. Even if she does violate and go to jail if the Judge gives her the max(1 year) she will do a few weeks and be off probation so it’s all good.

  108. Bess says:

    Here’s a link to the video Linnocent shot a few weeks ago for that unknown band. It’s the most screen time she’s had in years.

    http://www.mtvu.com/video/?vid=682137

  109. Bess says:

    @Madisyn,

    Apparently Lilo was crying at the Adele concert and then headed to the Chateau Marmont afterwards. You were right that we’d see her out and about before we’d see her going to community service.

    The blurb from PEOPLE:

    The sounds of Adele must have really struck a chord with Lindsay Lohan. The actress, who attended the singer’s show on Wednesday night at the Palladium in Hollywood, was “crying,” an onlooker tells PEOPLE. Lohan, who wasn’t seen drinking, calmed her nerves by smoking cigarettes, the source says. But tears didn’t stop her from keeping the party going. She later headed over to West Hollywood’s Chateau Marmont where she was “giggling and perky” until a heated phone conversation seemed to put another damper on her night.

    http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20521180,00.html?xid=rss-topheadlines

  110. dovesgate says:

    @Innocent Yeah we know. She doesn’t get what she deserves because she used to be a star. Too bad she’s just trashy now. You ought to tell your girl to reign it in and disappear for a while so people will stop laughing at her.

    @JB Hhahahahahahahahahaha ohhh you funny man. You funny.

    @cbnagrl Don’t worry honey, the delusion passes. I think we’ve all been where you are but since this bitch doesn’t give a shit, why should we care anymore? By the way – if it had been petty shit from her, I wouldn’t care about the travesty from our court system here in California. But kidnapping, stalking, felony theft that got knocked down to misdemeanor, and HITTING A BABY IN A STROLLER WITH A CAR. Yeah, this bitch needs to be dropped down a dark hole until she sobers up and learns how to be a human being. Don’t worry about it hon. You’ll be sick of her and her bs in no time too.

  111. Quest says:

    @Innocent: Come on …just give up…in the end LL would make you eat every nice word you have ever said about her….just you wait.

    I recommend sipping a margarita with some of our ladies vodka soaked melon balls while you wait – every thing will seem clearer then.

  112. Hakura says:

    I agree with everyone, she still looks busted… But I guess her face looks at least a *little* more filled out, less gaunt/sunken. So she looks like she’s been prostituting herself for 2 years, instead of 10 (like she did last month).

    Someone needs to tie her skanky-looking ass to a chair, & forcibly dye her hair back to it’s beautiful scarlet color. The hell with her opinion, it hasn’t done her much good the last few years.

    I’ve noticed that Adele seems to draw a ‘universal’ crowd of different people… Even those in the music business who don’t make what could be considered ‘real music’, all recognize how amazing she is (even when they don’t normally go for her jazzy/blues style).

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