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You know how much I love Trace Cyrus, right? I LOVE HIM. He’s just so odd and goaty, and I love that Miley Cyrus is related by blood to someone like Trace. I love when some odd, random piece of Trace news comes up, because I love looking at photos of him. It’s weird, I know. But he’s so magnificently strange-looking. Personality-wise, he seems pretty odd too. So if I find Trace so appealing, is it any wonder that Trace is able to get chicks? Chicks dig weird, unconventional guys. Not every girl, sure. But there will always be some attractive, normal-seeming girl who looks at some goat-boy and thinks, “Yes! I want him!” On that note, Trace knocked up his normal, human girlfriend Brenda Song. Brenda is a cutie, a Disney girl, an actress, and one of Joe Jonas’s exes. It makes more sense now, doesn’t it? After having your biscuits ignored by a Jonas brother, your standards go even lower:
Big congrats to Brenda Song and Trace Cyrus! The couple is expecting their first child together, Celebuzz can exclusively report.
The Social Network star and Miley Cyrus‘ brother have been quietly seeing each other for several months, but made their first appearance together on the red carpet at Nylon’s party in early May.
Trace was previously linked to Demi Lovato. It was rumored Brenda briefly dated Joe Jonas.
Brenda, 23, first hit the scene after her hilarious role on the Disney show The Suite Life of Zack and Cody. Trace, 22, made a name for himself in the band Metro Station. Trace has a clothing company called Southern Made Hollywood Paid- maybe he’ll design a kids line next!
Brenda and Trace’s publicists could not be reached for comment.
Congrats to the first time parents-to-be! Celebuzz has met them both, and think they are a great couple. Oh, and congrats to you too, Aunt Miley!
[From Celebuzz]
Congratulations to Trace and Brenda! Do you think they’ll get hitched? I think they will. Shotgun-style! For now, though, I’m really trying to avoid imagining the conception. *shiver*
By the way, Miley recently tweeted this photo of her family – she labeled it “Hollywood Hillbillies.” That says it all.
Photos courtesy of WENN, Miley’s Twitter.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Brenda Song, Pregnant, Trace Cyrus
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She’s really pretty! Hopefully her genes will win out.
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Hmmm hope the baby will look more like London
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Goaty is right (and Neanderthal, too)! Sure hope the kid looks like her.
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That is one trashy looking family photo.
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That last picture is making me laugh so hard! OMG!
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In Canada, we are mourning the passing of official Opposition leader Jack Layton. Shortly after his death was announced, his family released a beautiful letter he wrote to Canadians where he asked us to choose not to hate.
So in honour of Jack, all I will say about Trace Cyrus is that he has very beautiful eyes. And congratulations on the pregnancy.
**Sheesh, being nice is more difficult than I thought**
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I guess when you’re that, um… unconventional looking by nature, all the face tattoos don’t really detract much.
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One word – YUCK!
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Aw, I love Brenda! She’s a cute girl. Well, I hope they’re happy. Congrats!
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Oh! She’s that bitchy girl from one of those Disney shows I suffered through with my kids!
And he’s Mr. Ed with wanna-be thug tats on his face!
And OHDEARGOD, they’ve procreated…oh my…I need a moment…
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I swear I thought the cover pic was of that Paz woman who is always a mess.
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“Hollywood Hillbillies” sure nails it on the head. That is one ugly family.
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I love Brenda she’s so cute. He on the other hand looks odd and those tatts are gross
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I think the pregnant girlfriend looks a little bit too much like the famous sister! Sketchy!
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Omg I thought it was Spaz as well
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So this explains the revenue coverage on Miley. It is bad enough she has to cover and families mullet allowance but there is a child coming as well. Man ya’ll.I am a cynic, they have only been together a few months so this relatioship is not standing the test of time.
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Awww congrats to the happy couple. Now Brenda can mount her trusty steed trace and ride off into the sunset. Oh wait, looks like she already did. I imagine that’s most likely how Brenda became pregnant.
On an even creepier note, why does Trace have Noah (his sisters name) tattooed on his knuckles?
@Jackson, me too! Paz SANS FARDS!
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I just vomited in my mouth a little bit and had to swallow it…
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First you say you love him, then you write ‘after a Jonas your standars go even lowe?’.
Meh.
She is very cute and I find him handsome, maybe this will be one beauty of a baby and will bring something new to ‘that’ family.
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@ Karen
Yes, Jack Layton left quite a legacy. And yeah, being nice like he said in his goodbye letter is tough ass difficult to do! Rock on, fellow Canuck!
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His tattoos are colorful and he has a great rock and roll style. His clothing line is probably doing pretty well with that type of crowd.
See? I said something nice!
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@ Karen: I wondered if anyone would mention Layton. So sad. I knew he was sick but I didn’t realize he was so sick. NDP is sort of SOL now…
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Which one is Miley in the pic, the one with the dog or the one in jeans and black top?…they look identical!
Hope this helps the family genes a bit, cos the Cyrus family aren’t a ‘pretty’ family.
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I’m having a hard time wrapping my head around Goat Boy getting London pregnant. I need to lie down.
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I just made the last pic my screensaver.
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well thats her career gone down the toilet.
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There is just something about his eyes, I don’t think anyone would argue that this is an attractive family, but his eyes make him look vapid and empty, a mouth breather if you will. What do you suppose his IQ is? Although he and his “talented” family certainly have parlayed no obvious talents into millions. As Dickens said “I’ll retire to Bedlam!”
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no it isn’t Brenda can still have a lucrative acting career after children if she wants to look no further than Vanessa Redgrave granted she long ago transitioned from a leading lady to a Character actress and is still doing good work now in her mid-late 70′s
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Good post Karen, that letter made me cry, Jack Layton was awesome, the last of the good ones. Trace does have nice eyes too.
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Awww you guys talking about Jack Layton is making me sad, i saw them bring his body to Ottawa on tv and was trying not to cry. I had no idea he had died until the day after. It’s so sad because the last time I saw him he looked so sick, but said he was going to get treatment and come back and a month or so later he’s dead. I’m just glad he accomplished what he did getting the NDP as official opposition in parliament before he passed. So sad
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She must be blind and dumb to pick that for a man. Is it a man? I can’t tell.
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I actually think he’s kind of cute (I think I am one of ‘those girls’). I don’t love the facial tattoos, but he has a neat face. I’m also another Canadian sorry about Jack Layton. I think he fought really valiantly and wrote a beautiful letter.
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London Tipton is pregnant? Say it isn’t so.
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Hes the kind of guy that would make me watch my drink like it was baby Jesus.
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*PUKE*!
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Gawd how can she sleep with that thing. Yes thing! Who covers themselves all over with tatoos (one or two is ok but the whole torso? yuck!)? He looks like Kat Von D’s ugly brother.
Brenda you look good. Why did you stoop so low to sleep with trash…and get stupidly pregnant too? I hope that child doesn’t have the Cyrus ugly gene.
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It’s nice to see so many fellow Canadians here on Celebitchy. I will be lining up with the masses on Friday when he’s at Toronto City Hall and I will be a crying mess at his funeral on Saturday. Olivia Chow is my MP – she’s always had my support and I certainly won’t abandon her now
Back on topic – even though I’m trying to follow Jack’s spirit, I’m glad to be able to chuckle along with everyone else’s comments. Numbers 23 and 34 had me spitting my DRANK all over my monitor!!
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Wait, which one is Miley Cyrus- is she on the left or right? I seriously cannot tell
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I’m all for having tattoos, but there is such a thing as too many.
Trace isn’t bad looking per say, but all the tattoos turn me off.
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I’m so glad to see so many fellow Canadians mentioning Jack. My heart broke when I heard the news on Monday.
And I will follow your lead Karen and honor his beautiful message by saying… um. his feather tattoo is pretty..
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Actually, Trace is adopted, so the baby won’t get any of those snazzy Cyrus genes.
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Those Cyrus parents made some ugly ass kids! Wonder how this kid will look too.
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Ewe…she’s pretty though.Crossing my fingers the baby has dominant mama genes.
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I love goaty boys and I think Trace is cute, but I agree with Cherry Rose about the too many tattoos.
I wish them much happiness and more “kids”!
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So Trace Cyrus and Joe Jonas have BOTH dated both brenda song AND demi lovato.
Wierd…
And didn’t frenemies Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez both date both Nick Jonas and Justin Bieber??
Disney has some wierd incestuous family don’t they?
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@harmony All showbiz is like that.
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I’ve been told I’m quite pretty *not to brag, just a detail considering the reaction to him I felt was necessary* and I love me some ugly hott! Haha. I’m totally that girl ‘yes. I want him’ hahaha.
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Lets just hope the little one gets its looks from her.
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Reckon she played the psycho girlfriend in “The Social Network”.
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I always love it when I read that the expectant parents have been dating for a couple months. Nothing like getting to really know someone before having a child with them.
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He’s fugly and gross, if he wasn’t rich I doubt any woman would go to bed with him.
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Do either of them have a job for pity’s sake?
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brenda is a really beautiful person and that doesnt mean her patner has to be all that good looking as well….hey trace! good thinking on those tatoos.you never have to shop for t-shirts! n if she was really pregnant.that baby sure wouldnt look like a troll!…..i hope!
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