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Maybe I’m being self-absorbed (shocking), but I do think I’m partially to blame for the recent lack of sightings of our beloved Hamm Dong. Not that Jon Hamm hasn’t been around – he has. He’s been filming movies and going to film festivals and all of that good stuff. But it’s been months since we’ve seen him in a tight pair of jeans, with his glorious bulge on display. I think someone told The Hamm that there was an internet sensation (not just on this site) when people began discovering that he often free-balls it, or that The Hamm Dong is simply too big to be encased in a pair of jeans. I think The Hamm tried to downplay his bulge so we would focus on his art. We can do both, Jon!
Maybe last night he just didn’t feel like wearing baggy pants. Maybe The Hamm just felt like giving us a little taste (OMG, my biscuits just screamed “YES!”) of what we’ve been missing. I don’t know. All I know is that it’s wonderful to see our beloved Hamm Dong once again in a tight pair of pants. Also: he shaved! He’s been wearing a beard for months, but I think he probably had to shave for Mad Men, which is filming now. Added bonus: his girlfriend Jennifer Westfeldt was nowhere around last night! Huzzah!
By the way, did you hear about the advertising students who are trying to create a viral campaign to get Don Draper to deliver the commencement at their graduation? Not The Hamm – they want The Draper. You can read more about it here.
Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Jon Hamm
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And its not even my birthday!!
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Yum….I’ll have a Hammdong to go!
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Ham and buns anyone…yummy
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…………..SQUEE.
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He looks……chubby?
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Omg I love that video. I really hope the Draper does it!
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That man….dear God. I just started watching Mad Men on Netflix, so I had no idea…I …oh my, oh my goodness.
I do like Jennifer Westfeldt, though, so if someone other than me gets to have him, well…
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God Bless The Hamm.
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Sigh… I’m already not motivated to be at work and want to be off doing other things.
The definition of “other things” just changed.
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I hope Don Draper does the commencement speech-that would be awesome!
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I don’t like him in anything other than Mad Men. He was awful in The Town, and The Day the Earth Stood Still. He was very stiff and bland in Stolen. Personally, he is Don Draper and beyond that, not very talented.
I also don’t buy his “Aww Shucks, I am a nice guy” routine either and what really turned me off of him were his hideous clothes while he was at Cannes.
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Love him. Sexiest man alive – EASY!
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Thank you, thank you, thank you. I LOVE this man.
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I’ve never paid attention before,but yes,he is handsome.
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Holy cow! He should be an underwear model!
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God, I love him….he can wear jeans whenever he wants
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Unf. That is all.
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An easter brunch ham is nice but is it kosher to eat Hamm-dong during Ramadan?
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¡Me gusta! Jon Hamm está muuuy bueno.
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Kaiser, you are the reason I ran through four seasons on Mad Men on Netflix in record time. I’m officially on board the Hamm Dong Express.
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Ding dong.
Can’t wait for Mad Men to return.
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luv me some hammdong. thank you!
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What kind of side dish do you serve with Hammdong? My mom who recently passed was madly in love with him. Now I see why.
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love. it hurts.
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Dang, I have been laughing so much at the Kim K. stuff… I completely over looked The Hamm!
He’s so pretty. And he does look mighty fine in his pants…
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Pyewacket: I agree. Wonder if he is a one trick pony. He was OK to good in The Town, but nothing really special. Everyone sucked in The Day, etc. Haven’t seen the other film you mentioned. Can he really be that nice of a guy? Maybe I’m just too cynical.
Dare I say it (because I really do love him in Mad Men), I’m even starting to get bored with his dong draper bulge. Low class.
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He looks totally gorgeous in these photos.
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Meh.
My hubby is hotter and sexier than this average Joe.
@Pyewacket: I completely agree with you!
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love him and am ready for mad men!
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My girlfriend thinks this guy always looks greasy, cheesy, and in dire need of a shower and a shave. He doesn’t do a thing for her…and that is why I love her so. Heheheheh.
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@Rita it’s what we Muslims call Haramadan! (Haram = forbidden)
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Nice moose knuckle.
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