Sep 28
'06
Paris is a Nip Slip Heiress (NSFW)

DUI’s, nip slips, vag slips, damn she even carries her own handcuffs on her purse (I wonder who she’s planning to put those on tonight, hmm?). Yes people, Paris Hilton is one messed up girl. If you have ever wondered why Paris Hilton is the way she is, just take a look at her mother, Kathy Hilton.

The dirty ho doesn’t fall too far from the dirty ho tree.

Written by Chic Mommy

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Posted in Nipples, Paris Hilton


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15 Responses to “Paris is a Nip Slip Heiress (NSFW)”

  1. Viv says:

    HAHA, oh that’s sick. Dirty Hilton breasts, *shudder*.

    Does anyone else think Paris Hilton got a boob job? She used to be so flat.

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  2. tootle says:

    she looks beautiful in this picture.

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  3. Jess says:

    It wouldn’t surprise me one bit if this was done on purpose. Nip slips are all the rage now, so of course Paris would have to jump on the “trend”.

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  4. pinknblack says:

    A boob job does sound plausible. I mean, how else could you NOT feel that? She even has the cold metal from her purse resting on it.

    Unless it IS on purpose of course. In which case she’s a skank. But we knew that.

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  5. grand gutta boy bc says:

    these hilton girls are bustdowns in chicago terms they aint shit but trailer trash rich by faith but an ugly hoe by choice gv

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  6. Isabella says:

    Why does Paris have such small tits if Kathy has such big ones, I thought that was like hereditary.

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  7. szemi says:

    she likes the publicity.:) At all costs.

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