“Jennifer Garner is sorry she was born white, tall and pretty” links

Jennifer Garner is sorry that she was born white, tall and pretty. The first clip from Garner‘s new film, Butter. [The Frisky]
Kelly Brook‘s Cosmo UK photo shoot. [Yeeeah]
The FBI might want to broaden the definition of “rape”. [Jezebel]
Taylor Lautner never knows if girls want him or Jacob. [Evil Beet]
Danny McBride named his first child (a boy) Declan George. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Here are some photos of Linnocent doing those services for cash. [CDAN]
K-Stew smokes a cig in her Snow White armor. [Amy Grindhouse]
Lil‘ Wayne covers Vibe, talks Drake and Jay-Z. [Bossip]
Ashley Tisdale has some thoughts on Toddlers and Tiaras. [PopBytes]
Joanna “Patsy” Lumley shuns modern technology. [ONTD]
Carey Mulligan flashes her engagement ring. [LimeLife]
Evan Rachel Wood talks about kissing Ryan Gosling. [Celebs]
Vin Diesel is a terrible driver. [CityRag]
Rihanna looks trashy for a video: yawn. [Hollywood Rag]
Beyonce talks about her pregnancy. Again. [Bitten and Bound]
I‘ve grown to enjoy Seth Rogen more and more. [Starpulse]


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  1. Hello says:

    Michael K from Dlisted called Stewart Butch White. How can someone look so butch and masculine as her is beyonde me.

  2. Luise says:

    Do you think she would like to be born short, fat, dark and ugly?

  3. Rose says:

    When did Jennifer Garner turn into Julia Roberts?

  4. Cheyenne says:

    She may be tall and white but what makes her think she is pretty?

  5. Nancy C. says:

    well, she’s attractive and pretty sometimes.

  6. brin says:

    Joanna Lumley is spot-on and that’s why she’s absolutely fabulous, sweetie darlings!
    I also enjoy Seth Rogan!

  7. Pippa says:

    @Cheyenne and Rose – Um guys it’s a MOVIE, she’s therefore READING FROM A SCRIPT. Quit dishing out the hate!

  8. Victoria says:

    Julia Robert and Lea Michele called and they want their features back! LOL.

    Meanwhile, that speech was hilarious. Le Sigh. Well, she got the white and tall part right. And you know what, two out of three ain’t bad.

  9. DenG says:

    1) Lohan looks both slimy and crusty. 2) Jennifer Garner looks like the Jolie in that still from the trailer above.

  10. Jackson says:

    The trailer was kind of funny. And while she is white, tall and pretty, it was a script! For a movie! She’s in character!

  11. SueAnn says:

    She looks almost as mannish as Elisabetta. It is like the Pregnant man all over again…

  12. Cheyenne says:

    LOL my bad. What movie is this?

  13. e.non says:

    uh, it’s a friggin role she’s playing. she’s an ACTRESS and as an actress, she has DIALOGUE to read. ..

    but, she’s boring, so byallmeans continue with the hate.

    oy, what’s going to be more irritating during the coming months … the endless stupid speculation about the presidential election or endlessly hearing about beyonce’s pregnancy. she is afterall the only woman evah to give birth.

  14. the original bellaluna says:

    So, since Bey has spent the last however many years telling everyone who’d listen she wants to have kids, is she now going to spend the rest of her pregnancy telling everyone she’s Pregnance? (credit to Jezebel for that term!)

    Cheyenne – It’s a clip from the movie Butter. It’s about a butter carving competition or something.

    Frankly, I prefer mine melted with a side or two of king crab legs or lobster tail. ;)

  15. RobN says:

    Ok, so it’s a movie. Then the better question is who thought having somebody with a chin like that read a line like that was a good idea.

  16. Faye says:

    I liked the Ashely Tisdale Funny or Die clip. What’s she up to lately? I know she does voice acting for some Disney shows; is she up to anything else? She seems like a cool chick.

    Nevermind, just read her Wiki entry. My bro’s gf loves that Hellcats show, I wonder why I didn’t recognize her.

  17. Cheyenne says:

    @bellaluna: If the rest of the script is as bad as that line, that is one movie I won’t be seeing.

  18. Tiffany says:

    The movie Butter got really good reviews in the trade papers. It has Ty Burrell from Modern Family in it who plays her husband (the former butter carving champion).

  19. JP Fan says:

    Thank god it’s just a movie line cause she only looks frumpy to me for years not just when she is pregnant IMO. But I like her much better than Affleck!

  20. the original bellaluna says:

    Cheyenne – Yeah, it looks like watching paint dry. And what time period is it supposed to be? It looks very dated to me.

  21. Madison says:

    Butter received bad reviews at all the movie festivals. When a movie is overhyped like this one and it’s not coming out for months it must be bad. Jennifer Garner can’t carry a movie and lately all her movies have been sucky, this looks no different.

  22. Me says:

    She is tall. Not exactly pearl white, but definitely caucasian.

    However, I don’t know anyone who considers her “pretty”.

    She has very crude and masculine features.

    She looks like she works in a farm and could work with equipment/ horses.

    Garner is plain Jane. Nothing more nothing less.

  23. Rose says:

    Yeah, I get that, @ Pippa- still think she LOOKS like Julia Roberts, hardly hating is it?

  24. Jo 'Mama' Besser says:

    It looks like one of those ‘dated, but not of a recognisably specific bygone era’. It also looks like one of ‘we’re all in it!’ affairs. I think I saw Ty Burrell, Rob Corddry, some Twilight kid, Phyllis Smith, I wouldn’t be surprised if the Queen Person were someone, Alicia Silverstone (gainfully employed, apparently), Kristen Schaal, Olivia ‘Wilde’…

    Anyway, it’s apparently supposed to be a satire of the 2008 presidental election, so let’s guess: who is Garner supposed to be? Heck, who could she pass for now?

  25. Cheyenne says:

    @Jo: The Twilight kid is Ashley Greene. The rest of the cast doesn’t look too bad.

  26. miss_bhaven says:

    IMO, she is not attractive at all. I have no idea how on earth she landed BA either.

  27. RocketMerry says:

    Aw, am I the only one here who likes her? I find her beautiful and although she usually does much better on tv, I think with a more dramatic role, something unusual, she could do pretty well in movies, too.
    I’ll probably go see this if it comes out in my country.

  28. Trek Girl says:

    @RocketMerry: No, you are not the only one that likes her; I like her too. I loved her in “Arthur”.

    Jennifer Garner was just doing her job and saying the lines she was given, and she gets critiscized for it as if she said it in an interview or to TMZ while she was coming out of a restaraunt.

    You guys can hate on her all you want, but, for pete’s sake, can you hate on her for something that she’s actually done or said, and not something that was in her script?

  29. smh says:

    she can’t be sorry about being pretty because she’s not. sorry.

  30. Kim says:

    This movie looks so stupid. Why do grown adults bully and make fun of other adults? Yes they are making fun of Palin & Bachman (sp?). Grow up and act like an adult. Republican, Democrat, Liberal or whatever making fun of candidates is childish. One can be true in their belief system, be it religion or politics, and not bag on others in the process.

  31. Jaye E says:

    So…Beyonce’s not allowed to talk about her pregnancy? Yeah, I know, she’s not the first woman to have a baby but it is HER first baby. She’s allowed to be excited about it, is she not? I’m not a Beyonce “Stan”, but I think people are being ridiculous when it comes to her. And besides, what’s she gonna do, ask the press not to ask her about her pregnancy? Sheesh!

  32. mia girl says:

    Aside from that fact that it is a line in a move… let me just say, wow, what a tough crowd here at CB…

    She may not be beautiful in a classic sense, but what world do you live in that Jennifer Garner would not be considered pretty?!

    Seriously folks, I have actually seen her in person and she kinda has a glow about her. I can tell you she is pretty.

  33. Jilli says:

    I like Jennifer Garner. She is attractive and not a bad actress.

  34. Callumna says:

    You can be born tall.

    But I’m sure she was born all long and white.

  35. Sunnyjyl says:

    I died laughing, especially when I thought of Michelle Bachman or Sarah Palin delivering the lines. hahahahaha!!

  36. Claire says:

    This is so funny…I was just reading something on the DM about Martha Stewart that made me think about Garner. I was like…Oh, this is who she admires! Says a LOT about her.

    Then I decided to head on over here to CB and thought wouldn’t it be funny if there was a post about her today? Lo and behold there was. Too funny.

    Um, I can’t tell much from that one clip but I wonder how this film will be received? Seems like it will have a mixed reception. I’m not the biggest fan of hers…actually not a fan at all really (I guess a little indifferent).

    It looks like she was trying not to “wink, wink” to the audience and stay in character but I wonder if things will go too much the other way and people will (espcially w/ the political climate today) not get the joke? Or even resent her for making fun of Palin/Bachmann? It’s totally possible.

    Oh and here is that article:

    If you read it please keep in mind that this is Jennifer’s idol!

  37. Dizzybenny says:

    @Jennifer Gardner…to quote a famous song by Meatloaf ”…don’t be sad,cause 2 out 3 aint baaaaaad” :)

  38. Annie says:

    @ Me – I agree. I normally love women with strong features and high cheekbones, but Garnier for some reason I find quite fug. I can’t pinpoint any feature in particular that’s ugly about her face, just in general.

    Not going to knock her for something her character said though.

  39. Victoria says:

    BeyLiar is pimping her pregnancy for the express purpose of staying relevant. To me that is disgusting since in every other matter, no interviewer is allowed to ask her real questions. She’s “private.” Well good, stay the @^$& private and shut up about your baby. The only people who care are her atrocious stans who call her Beysus and Jay-Z J-Hova. Just the site of her name in this thread is annoying.

  40. taxi says:

    Garner is pretty. Loved her in Arthur, & of course, as Sidney Bristow.

    Who dissed her chin? The worst female chins in bus the are on Aniston, Barrymore, & Witherspoon, who are considered attractive by some of you. Then there’s Kelly Osborne who got enough extra chin for 2, as did Rumor, while GaGa got none. But those 3 are been not generally considered attractive.

  41. sara says:

    White… yes. tall and pretty…since then?

  42. Jo 'Mama' Besser says:

    People were pretty nuts over her when she was married to Scott Foley, wonder where the love went? I have heard from some friends that she’s far more attractive in person, whether it’s true or the effects of TIFF fumes, I know not.

  43. Miranda says:

    Why do so many of you not get that she’s reading a script and that she’s in a movie? Do you all think she’s just standing in a gym talking to people before she goes to pick up her kids from school?