Liz Hurley flashes her giant sapphire engagement ring with Shane Warne

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Best. Photo. Ever.

I don’t know if Shane Warne was sticking his tongue out at Liz Hurley. I don’t know if was trying to entice his lady to come his way for a gentle, moist, Botoxy kiss. I don’t know if he was simply trying to lick his lips and something went awry. I just want to ensure that this photo lasts forever.

Anyway, these are newish photos of my favorite couple, Liz and Shane, in Scotland yesterday, doing yet another breast cancer awareness event. Liz wore pink and she brought her Ken doll/Eliza Doolittle, the tongue-happy Shane Warne. Have I made you nauseous yet? Shall I talk about how moist his tongue is again? I bet he smells like violets and hair gel. I bet he tastes like… NO, I won’t go there. That was too gross even for me.

Liz even flashed her ring at the event – when Shane proposed (just days ago in Scotland), he gave Liz this huge sapphire and diamond ring, worth a reported $100,000. It’s gorgeous. Sigh… I love sapphires. That’s my birthstone.

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Us Weekly’s jewelry expert says: “[It's a] platinum setting with an approximate 9-carat center blue sapphire and a 2-carat Trillion cut diamond on each side. Shane made the right choice by setting the sapphire in platinum, since platinum doesn’t change color or fade – so it symbolizes a relationship that will endure. Shane Warne is clearly a romantic. Since not only is blue sapphire a favorite of British royalty, but it’s also his birthstone!” CRAP. Shane was born in September too? Is he a Virgo? Let me check. YES HE’S A VIRGO. I swear to God, every crazy celebrity I’ve come across lately is a damn Virgo. They’re bringing the sign down!

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Photos courtesy of Fame.

 

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  1. Eve says:

    *BARFS* at the first picture.

    It’s like Lainey says: “Picture that on top of you”.

    Dry heaving hard now.

    P.S.: Kaiser, it’s not cool to post that picture. Not cool.

  2. brin says:

    I didn’t think he could get any grosser but that picture proved me wrong…ugh!

  3. bluhare says:

    Hahaha!! You guys need that photo, it’s incredible!

    Like her ring, though. My engagement ring is a sapphire set in platinum with diamonds, but it’s not that size. Hers is too big; it will not go well with the ginormous diamond wedding band she’ll want. Yes, I feel most snarky this morning.

  4. Rhiley says:

    This dude needs to host a game show.

  5. Ashley says:

    Kaiser, you made me laugh so hard. Very funny, picture and explanation..LOL

  6. Franny says:

    hmm. I personally don’t like gems for engagement rings but whatever suits your fancy. I’m a September birthday too…and I’m clearly not crazy (…)

  7. Eve says:

    Let’s play a game, shall we? Would you rather have sex with the blond ambition above OR…Harvey Weinstein*?

    Note: you cannot choose a slow, painful death instead.

    *Harvey Weinstein (the lovely gentleman grabbing Watson’s arms from behind):

    http://www.celebritybuggy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/1243c24ee868x596.jpg.jpg

  8. MeMyself says:

    My wedding ring is also a saphphire. I can’t believe all the compliments I get for it, much more than the big diamond I got from husband number one…

  9. podzol says:

    Two (vain) peas in a pod! They’re perfect for each other, haha! I bet they use the same moisturizer and facial products.

  10. Cherry Rose says:

    That man has been p*ssy-whipped. I have to give Liz some credit. And the ring is beautiful.

    Though I still don’t see how she manages to wake up and not run away screaming when she sees Shane’s face first thing in the morning.

  11. Jackson says:

    I’m a Virgo. I’m also a bit sketchy. :)

  12. Tazina says:

    What on earth does she see in him?…hmmm…looking at the first picture I have a pretty good idea…

  13. Eve says:

    @ Kaiser:

    You’re a mean bitch sometimes but…LOL!

  14. Leticia says:

    tongue erection, apparently.

  15. Michelle says:

    Why do so many beautiful, successful and financially independent (celebrity) women insist on getting married so often? Just go buy your own damn ring and make yourself happy. Jeez.

  16. Mitzie Martin says:

    I find the bottom photo with his cheesy mccheese teeth bleached within an inch of their life plus man tan Botox spazmo grin worse than the tongue photo. At least Betty Hurley has her norks under control in these shots, usually she is bra less ramming it home to mastectomy sufferers what awesome tits she had. They in my opinion deserve each other so hurray for the vain tango twins – as my (sadly not with us anymore due to breast cancer) lovely mummy would say – at least they won’t spoil two households

  17. Turtle Dove says:

    LOL……..omg. Classic.

    Uhh…. Shane is now skinnier than Liz. You know she isn’t gonna tolerate that.

    PS – The ring is gorgeous and a nice choice.

  18. werty says:

    Eve: OMG
    I pick Liz Hurley, she has a thing for swedes so i might have a chance even thou im a girl.

    Seriusly that pic was weird and Shane is like a ken doll that someone put in the oven while mom wasnt paying attention.

    Michelle:
    Cause then theyll have to spend their own money, and thats not how it works.
    Man gives woman presents, Woman gives sex for present.
    (That was sarcasm)

  19. The Original Ashley says:

    Virgos creep me out. In my experience they’re clingers (no offense to the virgs here) and when you dump them they turn into Mark Walberg circa “Fear”. Never had a good experience with them.

    I find the sapphire kind of funny. For years people always said that Waity was trying to copy Liz. Like that was her idol. And now Liz gets a sapphire? Sapphire have never been the go to stone for engagement/wedding rings. I know technically Diana had it first but Waity brought it back into the spotlight. Anyway it’s kind of funny because now it seems like Liz is trying to get close to Waity (when it used to be the opposite).

  20. neelyo says:

    He’s going to be so sorry when they break up. Like the aftermath of being on THE SWAN.

    @ Eve – I’d screw Harvey Weinstein. At least I’d get a good role and an Oscar campaign out of it…or a fashion line.

  21. Eve says:

    @ Werty:

    Nuh uh! You have to choose between these two: Shane Warne or Harvey Weinstein.

    @ Neelyo:

    You win the prize of having the strongest stomach on this thread then. I’ll be your assistant when you get that role.

  22. taylor says:

    @Eve–oooh, you’re so mean! I guess, though, I’d be with neelyo and take Harvey Weinstein. Shane just creeps me out a little bit more than H.W. But either way, icky!

  23. Sarah says:

    He is just ragingly unattractive. Like a wax statue

  24. Jules says:

    It must pay well to be a beard, where do I apply?

  25. Christine says:

    I love that ring. I’ve loved sapphires since before I got married and had them in my engagement and wedding rings – then I had the sheer luck of giving birth that month, so now I get to wear sapphires all the time!

  26. Gwen says:

    *dryheaves*

    So gross! Ewwww :O

  27. Green Is Good says:

    This guy takes “Metro-Sexual” to an epic level of smarmy.

  28. Stacia says:

    He looks more feminine that she does. I don’t get a masculine vibe from looking at him at all.

  29. NaomiCampbellsPhone says:

    That top photo is proof you can take the man out of the bogan, but you’ll never take the bogan out of the man.

  30. Me says:

    I am not sure who he is and what he does for a living.

    Can someone enlighten me please?

  31. Emma says:

    Gorgeous ring. Nasty-looking man. Do they balance each other out?..hmmm…hmmmmmm….

  32. Eve says:

    @ Me:

    He’s a famous cricket playerfrom Australia, I think.

  33. Camille says:

    I don’t care for her ring.

    And he is a disgusting pig.

    @Eve: You are correct :) .

  34. LAK says:

    @me to add to Eve’s explanation, Sharne Warne is one of the best Cricketers the game has ever seen. He is/was a world class athlete. He is the Michael Jordan of cricket. He used to revel in his Aussie lad image which was basically boozing, floozing and eating, and oddly bright peroxide hair plugs. Since he started dating EH, he has done a 180 to the extreme. I think Kaiser explains it best, she’s henry Higgins to his Eliza Doolittle

  35. LeeLoo says:

    At least his face is finally healing and settling in.

  36. bokchoi says:

    his face looks like an animated ham

  37. Violet says:

    Such a bizarre couple. She obviously loves his new look, since she was behind all the changes but he just looks weird to me.

    I’ve never understood why cheaters even bother to get married — what makes them think this marriage will be any different than the last one or the one before that?

  38. Ella says:

    @me, to add to @LAK’s good explanation, it’s hard to explain to a non-Aussie how much of a 180 he’s done. He was our golden “bogan” – kind of like a redneck. Once he took boxes of baked beans with him to eat when the Aussie cricket team was touring India as he was too afraid of the food. Has always smoked and had a penchant for blondes with big boobs.

    So his changed appearance with Liz Hurley is seriously incredible – and i find that pink section of his face around his mouth now completely creepy – what is that? Is that dermabrasion or something?

  39. Kerry says:

    @36 LAK not true. Brian Lara is the Michael Jordan of cricket : )

    Also – doesn’t Liz have a kid?

  40. ZenB!tch says:

    He’s trying to lick his lips but the botox won’t let him.

  41. theaPie says:

    He is just so gross and smarmy looking.

  42. Ketielynn says:

    I don’t know why…but it seems like everytime I turn around this girl is getting married.

  43. werty says:

    Eve:
    Harvey Weinstein now if yall excuse me im going to drink until i forget the image i just got of Mr Weinstein out of breath and sw… ugh i need a drink.

    Thanks Eve….

  44. khaveman says:

    He’s actually growing on me. She is laughing and he’s an Aussie I’m sure with a great sense of humor. Yes he had a makeover. Can we get past that???

  45. Andie B says:

    His tongue is the only part of his face he can move now..must be frustrating for him. I LOVE the colour of her dress. Stunning.

  46. lak says:

    @Kerry let’s hijack this thread and debate Cricket legends in the last 20 years….LOL. I

  47. Eve says:

    @ Werty:

    Sorry. But after seeing the banner picture Kaiser posted here I had to have my turn to be nasty.

  48. KLaw says:

    Thanks Eve, now I have two disgusting images in my head, and an upset stomach!

    Loving the comments

  49. The pictures are really beautiful, I love the pictures and the couple specially. I think an engagement ring is a symbol where two individuals have consented to marriage and the picture proves it.