Linnocent knows she’s violated probation, she’ll bring her bail bondsman to court

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Linnocent’s cracked-out court extravaganza is still scheduled for Wednesday, and until then, I’m guessing Radar and TMZ will continue to have endless reports about The State of the Cracken. Hint: it involves bruises, hustling and the smell of sulfur. Go here and here for recaps of what’s gone down over the past few days – including Linnocent’s completely idiotic tweet-justification/whine about how everyone is being mean to her. Anyway, Radar has a new report about how “hard” Linnocent is working right now to get a chunk of her community service done before the court date, and Radar’s legal source says something that I suspected – that even if LL is found in violation of her probation and “sent to jail,” she’s still going to have bail set. In fact, Linnocent is including HER bail bondsman in her crackie court entourage:

Lindsay Lohan will attempt to prove that she is fulfilling all her probation requirements when she goes before Los Angeles Judge Stephanie Sautner on Wednesday, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting. Lohan,25, was booted from the Downtown Women’s Center last week after she repeatedly failed to show up to perform community service in connection with her no contest plea in her theft case.

“Lindsay performed community service every single day this past week at the Red Cross, and has been spending the bulk of the weekend fulfilling her therapy and shoplifter’s course requirements. She is extremely focused on her court-ordered obligations,” Lohan’s rep Steve Honig tells RadarOnline.com exclusively.

With her court date looming, “Lindsay is really starting to rack up the hours now and is extremely serious about getting this done,” an insider tells us.

Lindsay was sentenced to 360 hours of community service at the Downtown Women’s Center, 100 hours at the Los Angeles County Morgue, weekly therapy sessions, and a shoplifting class. Judge Sautner specifically wanted LiLo to experience being around women that had fallen on very rough times, and that is why the Downtown Women’s Center was selected.

Sautner could order Lindsay to stop performing that part of the sentence at the Red Cross, and order her to another organization that deals with homelessness.

While Lindsay was overseas, she did weekly therapy sessions with her shrink on the telephone. “Lindsay was ordered to undergo weekly therapy sessions by Judge Sautner. Technically, Lindsay isn’t in violation of that order, because Judge Sautner didn’t specify that these appointments be done in person. It’s assumed that Lindsay would go see her therapist every week, but there isn’t a specific order stating how that session is to be conducted. Lindsay always pushes the envelope, no doubt. Judge Sautner will most certainly modify terms of her probation at her progress report hearing,” a source close to Lohan says.

Lindsay was given until May, 2012 to complete all terms ordered by Judge Sautner, and she has stated that she wouldn’t accept any excuses for it not being done on time. “Even if Judge Sautner revokes Lindsay’s probation on Wednesday, and remands her into custody, she will post bail immediately. Lindsay must be given bail because it’s a misdemeanor, and there would be a probation violation hearing, and that is when it would be determined by the judge if she should go to jail. Again, this is only if Sautner determines there appears to be a probation violation,” the source states.

Lindsay’s attorney Shawn Holley and her bail bondsman will be with her on Wednesday, ready for whatever the decision is.

Will Judge Sautner believe that Lohan is taking her requirements seriously, or will she violate her probation? It’s clear that Lohan’s immediate future rests with the judge’s ruling on Wednesday.

RadarOnline.com will be at the LAX Airport Courthouse on Wednesday for the proceedings.

[From Radar]

So, if Judge Sautner does find Linnocent in contempt of her probation (I have no idea what the technical term is, but I think “in contempt” works really well in this situation), what kind of sentence could be handed down? TMZ says that the possible sentence could be for more than 120 days – likely more than a year and a half. But how would that work with a bail situation? She would be sentenced to a year, let’s say, and bail would be set. So she would “check in” and then be immediately released on bail, and then what? Would she ever have to go to jail? I don’t really understand this part of it, but you can read more at TMZ here.

The whole crackie court extravaganza begins at 10 a.m. PST, which is 1 pm EST, where CB and I are. I think we’ll probably do an open post, and we’ll update with any relevant information.

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  1. brin says:

    Awesome….all the usual suspects will be here, I’m sure! Think I’ll make my shrimp cracktails and a pitcher of Lintinis in honor of the occasion.

  2. jc126 says:

    I don’t suppose Lindsay could be put away for life as a 3-strikes offender, could she? Lol.

  3. LeeLoo says:

    Usually when someone is found in contempt the judge declares they are in violation of their probhation and remands them into custody until sentencing. Bail will be set and then another court date is set for sentencing. So The Cracken may be released on bail when she’s remanded into custody but after sentencing she’s screwed. I’m crossing my fingers for 18 months without parole.

  4. Lynne says:

    She has to be one of the few people with an account at her bail bondsman’s.

  5. weeble says:

    Nothing is going to happen to her. No jail time, no slap on the wrist…just a hideous outfit worn to court and more publicity.

  6. Bess says:

    “Lindsay performed community service every single day this past week at the Red Cross, and has been spending the bulk of the weekend fulfilling her therapy and shoplifter’s course requirements. She is extremely focused on her court-ordered obligations,”…

    Will this last minute shit fly with the judge? Even if the Cracken isn’t found in violation of her probation, I hope the judge modifies the probation to include testing, no travel and performing a certain number of therapy sessions and CS hours per week.

  7. Nicole says:

    Well she is a non violent offender. However, there is a point at which judges say fuck it, regardless of how much money you have. Look at Robert Downey Junior. It will take a year in jail for her I think. Will that happen? I don’t know. They are in the process of massive overcrowding and moving a lot of people from prisons to Jails (there is a difference). We’ll see what LA penal system does…

  8. kieslwoski says:

    Jesus she is so bloated.

    I don’t believe she will be sent to jail, she will let go free once again. Because she is the “La Cracken” and she can do no wrong and everone is just being mean to her. At least it means more Cracken posts for us.

  9. ness says:

    i told you guys,give it up she’ll never face any consecuences shell be 70 and cracked out of her skull and still doing her shenanigans.

  10. k says:

    Either way, she’s already been a massive cost burden on the California court system.

  11. Green_Eyes says:

    Can I be put down for 35 HOURS & NO Jail time??

    WTF is she wearing?? Keep it up she won’t need a Bail Bondsman she’ll need a mortician!

    @ Brin..I’ll join ya:)

  12. andyconda says:

    How in the hell can you bond out on a VOP?
    that is stupid…unless you have court for a different crime resulting in a vop…bond is not a option…time served is the only way

  13. citmyway says:

    she is one ugly girl!! I have no idea why she is “famous”!

  14. WTF says:

    who’s paying all these legal bills?? We know she doesn’t work (other than the Stroll)…where’s the $$ coming from.She already claimed to be too broke to pay for therapy because her SAG insurance ran out. Yet she’s being sued for 90,000 and driving an 80,000 Porsche??? WTF

  15. Quest says:

    LL is a nusance to society and needs to be locked away. I am tired of her getting these slap on the wrist “all the time”

  16. Jackson says:

    I’m with you, weeble. Nothing will happen to her – it never does. How fortunate that all of her legal drama is where it is. In just about any other jurisdiction she’d be in jail, where she belongs. She’s going to come into court with a bunch of freshly-minted hours spent at the Red Cross and tell the court how much she lurrrrrrves it there. They will say she is just wonderful. And all will be right in the World of the Cracken. Bitch.

  17. brin says:

    @Green_Eyes….good, the more the merrier!

  18. andyconda says:

    ADDED CLARIFICATION: Probation is a sentence for being adjudged GUILTY of a crime you committed. A lenient sentence, but a sentence nonetheless! If you violate the conditions of your sentence (probation) it is the same as if you had violated a rule while in jail. There is no bond for such an offense. The judge will decide your fate and, depending on the seriousness of your VOP, you could be sent to jail to serve the remainder of your sentence behind bars.

    Read more: http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Is_bond_possible_for_a_probation_violation#ixzz1b3JzczXz

  19. Lucky Charm says:

    If she avoids jail yet again, she should legally change her name to Teflon Con. I really hope some tough as nails judge, someday will finally find her achilles heel and put her away for a long, long, time.

  20. gee says:

    Sadly, I agree with weeble.

    I will SO be here though. And I eagerly await Innocent’s/Dina’s contribution to the conversation.

  21. Kaboom says:

    I hear the state prison has put a blanket in the dryer so it will be soft and fluffy when she arrives.

  22. Jessica says:

    Nothing is going to happen. Maybe a modification or two, a new condition or something. California is doing more than shuffling people from prisons to jails–they are also simply letting people go free, even violent offenders, because there simply is no room. They need to build some new prisons. Christ.

  23. Liz says:

    yeah, I wish the countdowns to her hearings would stop – they’re always covered with sentences like “if sentenced to jail, she …” She’s NOT going to jail. All of this really serves as more publicity for the klepto-crackie. Enough.

  24. Innocent says:

    Smart. Lindsay knows her rights and Shawn will make sure they are enforced.
    Lindsay won’t be found in violation of probation on Wednesday. If the Judge believes she has violated she will revoke probation and set her bail until the formal violation hearing.

  25. Talie says:

    I’m guessing the judge will sentence her to the maximum only because she will have to do just 20% of that (because she is on a misdemeanor). So giving her a longer sentence ensures that she will serve a significant amount of time to learn something.

  26. Findley says:

    She will NEVER go to jail.

  27. capepopsie says:

    I know she´s annoying, but I still feel a bit sorry for her. Messing up her life, ruining her career. What she needs is someone who actually cares and loves her. She really needs HELP, obviously she´s not getting any. That´s really too bad, it really is. 🙁

  28. Rita says:

    What a merry-go-round legal system. Sell her to a Mexican drug lord to recoup expenses.

  29. Sara says:

    1998 called and it wants its cutoffs back!!

  30. MacScore says:

    Innocent checked in early folks! Unfortunately, the first word on her post can, under NO stretch of the imagination, be applied to Blowhard or the entire Cracken Clan.
    so: the shit will go down on the 19th at cocktail time where I am – perfect!!! Cracktini glasses chillin’ in the freezer….

  31. imabrat says:

    Speechless. She gets more hideous looking on a daily basis.

  32. logan says:

    says something about your life when you have a bail bondsman on speed dial. Waste of time and money, she will skip out of her hearing as always. Truly a waste of oxygen.

  33. HannahF says:

    If LL is found to be in violation of her probation and sentenced to jail she cannot be bailed out. However, the determination as to whether she violated parole is determined at a separate hearing. So, between the time of her status hearing on Wednesday and a VOP hearing LL would be out on bail which is standard for a misdemeanor.

    The overcrowding thing is a real issue and LL is a non-violent offender. I just think that there is a limit as to how far Lindsay can push this or any other judge. No one likes to be made to look like a fool–especially a Superior Court judge.

  34. Green_Eyes says:

    Agree w/ @ Rita too bad she can’t be sold to a Drug Lord and recoup State of Cali’s expenses.. After all she’s been selling herself all over w/ a European tour.

    @Brin. Thank you hon;)

  35. G says:

    She’s scrambling, wow. I like it.

    Her, “they were mean” to me story sounds too much like how they were mean to her at BF as well (hundreds of bigger celebs go to BF and have no problems), the jewelers that set her up, the alchohol counsellor she said wanted to party with her, saying the terms of probation had been met, when they were not blah blah…….

    I didn’t know that you could pick your own CS? Did Sautner really say, “Hey, instead of jail time, why don’t YOU pick out what you’d like to do and let me know. OK, sweetie?”

    I’m not a Paris Hilton fan either, but she did do her CS promptly, as ordered, threw in extras and looks great.

  36. andyconda says:

    Nicole…I know how much you and Holley want to change the laws.But there is no bond on this type of VOP…
    she has to go to jail and wait for a VOP hearing…
    somebody slap her with a wet noodle

  37. Innocent says:

    @HannahF
    Technically if she is sentenced to jail and it is a considerable amount of time. Shawn can file an appeal like she did in April and Lindsay would be free until she most likely lost the appeal.

  38. Devon says:

    If the judge thinks she’s in violation of her parole, she will be remanded into custody, bail will be set & bail will be paid. A court date will be set for her probation violation hearing. At that hearing, if she is found in violation she will be sent to jail, will not be allowed to pass Go & will not be able to collect $200. Probation/parole is still a part of a sentence and is meant to ensure that you will remain out of trouble after you have been released from custody or found guilty of a crime. It’s not a fucking pass, like this crackhead thinks, or something to be taken lightly.

    Nothing is going to happen to her other than MAYBE some conditions of parole being changed. This trick will never face consequences unless she commits a felony or kills herself.

  39. andyconda says:

    Technically if she is sentenced to jail and it is a considerable amount of time. Shawn can file an appeal like she did in April and Lindsay would be free until she most likely lost the appeal.
    ————————————
    Nicole thats a big neg. Ghost rider. she has to remain in custody awaiting appeal..
    Damn you are full of miss information..
    How many times have you been to jail?

  40. hillbilly in the corner says:

    Smile pretty for the Camera Lindsay(Norma) here comes your close up……

    what ever the outcome its goning to be a Lohan created Circus and she will be the star……..just the thing she loves…..

    I would hope that judge has had enough of her and her lawyers antics but if the past is any indicator she will walk again , there’s a saying in the east that there is one place in America were money can buy you anything thing and that is California….and anything seems to include the Law……..

    Hope to hell her sugar daddy has tucked his wife safely back to India and he can consentrate on buying his piece a tail out of her lastest mess.

    He ain’t doing her any favors cause she keeps going at this pace and she will be dead within a year of either drugs or desiease….or he will be paying out of his nose for the baby she is wanting to have….
    Doesn’t anyone else think that the timing of that story about her want’in to be a mommy come in a little suspectly on the heels of her getting caught in NYC……..As for the German being the Daddy she might want to think again and try someone more beleiviable like Santa Clause ……LOL

  41. HannahF says:

    @Andyconda. It’s hard to write but Innocent is correct. If you recall this issue has arisen with LL before. The judge (can’t remember which one) sent her to jail with no bail prior to a VOP hearing. SCH appealed that ruling to the ‘head’ judge and LL was released on bail until her VOP hearing.

  42. G says:

    Lohan should be very very grateful that Holley got her theft pled down to a misdemeanor.

    I’d be surprised if she did time. Her career, however, is OVA for quite some time. That’s the worst penalty isn’t it?

  43. G says:

    @Innocent. Is Lindsay never embarrassed by being an ongoing scofflaw? Never?

  44. andyconda says:

    Please dont listen to Nicole…she said that lindsay can be bonded out on a VOP..
    then she said she would be free waiting appeal…both statement are a farce..
    we will find out on wed…
    But to be honest all my friends have done time..not county…and I have been in jail 40 times when i was in my 20s…
    but only one VOP and that was on account the court didnt file my paper work of completion

  45. HannahF says:

    I’m back in mod hell so my comments are out of sync with the thread. While Lindsay appealed the decision to the supervising judge she was out on bail. However, if Lindsay had to go beyond the Superior Court and file an appeal with an Appellate Court, I don’t know whether bail would be an option. It’d be nice if it wasn’t.

  46. Lady D says:

    Andyconda, loved your “Hello is Mischa there” comment the other day. Had me laughing for hours.

    What the hell is this cracken is wearing?

  47. Innocent says:

    @andyconda
    NO she doesn’t and i will show you articles that corroborate this.
    —————————————-
    “By filing the notice of appeal, it allowed Lindsay to BAIL out while the appeal is pending.”
    http://www.tmz.com/2011/04/25/lindsay-lohan-lawyer-appeal-handwriting-shawn-holley-judge-stephanie-sautner-jail-bail

    http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2011/04/lindsay-lohan-sentence-appeal-parole-violation-months

  48. Madisyn says:

    From the last thread.

    MacScore, Dawning Red, ladybert62, Green_Eyes

    Update

    LeeLoo – 33 hours
    Green_Eyes – 35 hours – No
    DiaBLa – 36 hours
    Firecracker – 38 hours
    Ruby Red Lips – 40 hours
    Lady D – 44 hours – No
    Lucky Charm – 45 hours – Yes
    gizmerelda – 47 hours
    Dawning Red – 48 hours – HELL NO!
    MacScore – 50 hours – Yes
    Seal Team 6 – 51 hours
    Morticians – 52 hours – Yes
    theotheryael – 54 hours
    Bess – 55 hours – No
    newtsgal – 56 hours – No
    ladybert62 – 60 hours – No
    bellaluna – ??
    Madisyn – ?? hours – NO

  49. Boo says:

    Lemme get this straight.

    On Wednesday, it is called a “Progress Hearing,” NOT a “Violation of Probation” hearing, so really, nothing about violating can officially go down.

    However, if Judge HUHA decides she has violated, they will set another date to sentence her for VOP. I imagine this date will be December.

    At that later date, they will sentence her and she will immediatelyandquickasawink appeal the sentence so that she is free until at least March.

    Is that right?

    So the bail bondsman would be there Wednesday because….because….if HUHA decides she has violated, she can immediately remand her, but she would be eligible for bail until the VOP-specific sentencing, is that right?

    Now, if she is violated, so to speak, does the clock stop on all the probation requirements? Remember when she got violated for a dirty drug test, and her probation was revoked, and they instantly STOPPED TESTING (against all reason) because she was NO LONGER ON PROBATION? Is that shit going to happen again, thus effectively getting her out of the CS and therapy requirements, at least for a time?

    I am so confused!

  50. hillbilly in the corner says:

    22 hours and she will get jail time but it will be appealed and she will bond out till another court date….
    Shawn know how to stretch , stretch and stretch….its her speciality

  51. hillbilly in the corner says:

    Meant to type 42 hours ….Sorry

  52. Bess says:

    hillbilly in the corner,

    If Linnocent really did want to get knocked up with Vikram’s baby, child services should just start a file on her now.

  53. the original bellaluna says:

    Mornin’ to all the Usual Suspects!

    So, 1st, Linnocent said these were vicious rumours and LIES, ALL LIES.

    Then, she flipped and said the reason she didn’t SHOW UP WHEN SCHEDULED and/or WORK FOR 4 HOURS A STRETCH was because the people at the women’s center were MEAN to her. (Hell, I would be too!)

    Now, the WEEK BEFORE her progress hearing, she’s been jumping through hoops to complete her hours at The Red Cross.

    Spare me the crack-lies, Cracken. Your little crackie brain is so fried from all the drugs, you can’t learn any new lines. Lucky for you your acting career’s been over for years.

  54. newtsgal says:

    GO ANDYCONDA GO!
    hehehehehe

  55. hillbilly in the corner says:

    No Child services should be standing in the delivery room to catch the baby as it comes out cause you know it’s going be additive to something and covered with something…….

    My daughter worked as a delivery nurse and she has told me horror stories of babies born to crack heads and women with STD’s …enough to make your hair stand on end..

  56. G says:

    Hi Madisyn,

    Please put me down for 80 hours and no jail. I’m betting she’s pretty anxious to make the DWC look bad and has spent the full week downing donuts and coffee at the RC.

    She’ll be putting on the full court “sincere charm” that sociopathic cons are known for.

  57. Boo says:

    I find it hilarious that her dopey rep said she was working this weekend to finish her shoplifting course–the one that he had previously said that she completed! Doesn’t he read his own lies before issuing new ones?

    And if the pictures don’t lie, she was not at the Red Cross and Shoplifter School all weekend. In fact, she was at the dentist, out shopping and lunching with Ali, and at the Clinton party where she and Pootie got trashed and drove home in her Porsche.

  58. WTF says:

    what are the hour predictions for?? Time inside? Time the judge tacks on?

  59. logan says:

    @capepapsie, you feel a bit sorry for her.???? I have a niece who had a stem cell transplant 2 years ago for leukemia. She now works two jobs, Monday thru Saturday to pay for her life long drugs. She has insurance, but went last week to pick up a new refill and the cost jumped so much, she couldn’t get them. Her husband died four years ago and she has two children. Please don’t feel sorry for Lindsay Lohan. She has been given so many wonderful opportunities and sh** on all of them. Granted she will never change, never be treated as other people outside of hollywood will be, but don’t waste your time feeling sorry for her. She is a taker plain and simple.

  60. newtsgal says:

    WTF- The hours are for how much CS crackie will pull before court and yes/no is for will she go to jail or not

  61. gee says:

    @HannaF – lol I feel your pain. Mod hell is the worst 🙁

  62. Boo says:

    Call me jealous, but I think I will ask my husband to get me a bail bondsman for Christmas.

  63. Seal Team 6 says:

    In a normal jurisdiction, Linnocent would be VOPed and have her Crackie a@@ tossed into PRISON. At the very least, she should have formal, supervised probation for a year with drug tests (because drugs aren’t legal, y’all). We all know, however, that Judge Starstruck will do nothing.

  64. The Original Mia says:

    This is boring when you know what the outcome will be. She’ll get violated and released. There are no consequences to her actions.

  65. Ron says:

    She has been stupid enough to violate the probation yet again………….. SEND THE BITCH TO JAIL THIS TIME.
    I was on jury duty the past two weeks, so I have spent more time doing my civic duty than this convicted felon on probation??
    SEND HER TO JAIL!!!!

  66. Jay says:

    There are only 168 hours in a week, and that’s without accounting for sleep. She can’t get anywhere near 360 hours based on what’s been reported.

  67. G says:

    @Seal Team6, do you think that applies, even if she was convicted of a misdemeanor, not a felony?

    @Boo, LOL, bail bondsman for Christmas? LOL.

  68. Seal Team 6 says:

    I am in the Crack Doldrums.

    I have an appointment that afternoon I have to keep, so will miss the open post and the Crack Party.

  69. the original bellaluna says:

    Jay – 360 hours at WC and another 120 at the LA County morgue, to be completed by April or May 2012.

    Lindsanity is trying to pad her hours now because at the last hearing (July I believe), she’d only completed something ridiculous like 33 hours since April/May sentencing.

  70. Seal Team 6 says:

    @G

    It does in many places. A coworker’s relative VOPed on a mis charge and they went to prison, because it was over a year sentence.

  71. Madisyn says:

    Hillbilly and G

    Update

    LeeLoo – 33 hours
    Green_Eyes – 35 hours – No
    DiaBLa – 36 hours
    Firecracker – 38 hours
    Ruby Red Lips – 40 hours
    Hillbilly in the Corner – 42 hours- Yes
    Lady D – 44 hours – No
    Lucky Charm – 45 hours – Yes
    gizmerelda – 47 hours
    Dawning Red – 48 hours – HELL NO!
    MacScore – 50 hours – Yes
    Seal Team 6 – 51 hours
    Morticians – 52 hours – Yes
    theotheryael – 54 hours
    Bess – 55 hours – No
    newtsgal – 56 hours – No
    ladybert62 – 60 hours – No
    G – 80 hours – No
    bellaluna – ??
    Madisyn – ?? hours – NO

  72. G says:

    She should get a year for those ratty extensions…..

    Thanks Madisyn. Hope she doesn’t let me down. I think she’s vindictive enough to get some hours in for the wrong reason.

  73. the original bellaluna says:

    Seal Team – We’ll save you some crack-snackage, don’t worry. 😀

    I would love nothing more than for the cracken to have to do real time, in jail (not at her $7K/month Venice condo), but I don’t think that will happen.

    I’m still waiting until tomorrow to place my wagers.

  74. Innocent says:

    @Ron
    Lindsay is a non violent MISDEMEANOR offender.

  75. Onyx XV says:

    The main thing that I don’t understand about LL these days is why the heck at the young age of 25 she is rocking a double chin! That just confounds and perplexes me more than anything. Seriously.

  76. Lucky Charm says:

    @ Logan – hoping that things look up for your niece. She sounds like the kind of person that everyone should be concerned with helping, not Teflon Con.

  77. Little Darling says:

    Blah Blah….court….blah blah….lindsay….blah blah…violation….blah blah….AWESOME LAUGHABLE NEW MUG SHOT TO POST….blah blah…free.

    🙁 This fucking circus needs to END. Period.

  78. Firecracker says:

    Figures that she’s cramming, trying to look good. It’s all so ridiculous.

    My only post today, as I am still in shock regarding Dan Wheldon. My thoughts and prayers are with his wife, family and all the open wheel racing community. I’m a big race fan but follow Nascar.

  79. Ruby Red Lips says:

    Evening ladies *waves* looking 4ward to Wednesday’s open post 🙂 Thanks Kaiser & CB!

    I give up with ole Linnocent, ths whole justice thing is farcical, I just wish the judge would throw her in jail & she might actually wake up – v minute chance I know!! Anyhows, again what will happen in the long term? how long can this law cr*p keep on going for???

    Btw, can I make another separate guess for her CS hours?? Am I allowed 2 guesses or is that a violation?! 😉

  80. Seal Team 6 says:

    @Onyx

    It’s what’s called “coke bloat.” Coke, crack, even meth cause the toxins in those substances to drain and bloat those tissues.

  81. Boo says:

    Hey Innocent, you left out a key word, which maybe you should capitalize:

    REPEAT OFFENDER

    She has become a career criminal. She makes money off her tabloid persona, all of which centers around her crimes and her continued presence in court. Think about it.

  82. Sue says:

    Jail time didn’t hurt Robert Downey Jr. – he was in for a considerable amount of time and he is clean, has a terrific career and the respect of his peers.

  83. Ruby Red Lips says:

    Btw looks like Linnocent has finally whitened her teeth!!

  84. Madisyn says:

    Mornin all, cracktini anyone?

    Wednesday should reveal all. Two more days to a cracktastic tailgate. I’ve got the Seven Layer Lohan dip at the ready. Get your ingredients ready for Wednesday, ladies.

    bellaluna

    Are you ‘marinating’ those melon balls yet?

    Boo

    If she was in violation, wouldn’t the judge have revoked probation by now. Unfortunately, nothing will happen Wed. The only thing to look forward to is to see her lies about CS. She hasn’t done her CS constantly. At the DWC, they said she’d stay 1 measly hour and I believe them.

    G

    I’m curious, where did you get your 80 hours from?

    Ruby Red

    If you want another guess, give it to me. Your wish is my command.

    I think I’m going to guess in the early 40’s. I haven’t decided on the exact number but I’ll decide tomorrow.

    ‘Teflon Con’, brilliant! And so so true.

  85. Jessica says:

    Who wants to bet that TMZ gets a shot today of her leaving her “lip-plumping” doctor.

  86. G says:

    @Sue, Robert Downey Jr. was talented and didn’t spend his time insulting every player in Hollywood, ordering any cones moved or stealing. He was always likable.

  87. Ron says:

    Innocent: Misdemeanor or not she is REQUIRED to follow the rules of her probation or face the consequences of her multiple infractions of the law. She has been treated with kid gloves for long enough and she needs to see what happens when you blow off the court. Maybe it will help her get clean. I like Lindsay as an actress and genuinely feel sorry for her, but seriously with all of her special treatment, when is enough enough?

  88. G says:

    @ Madisyn. I’m thinking the 30 and change that have been reported + full time days between the time she got back from Milan and her court appearance on Wednesday.

    I think she’ll do a full week’s work to counter her failure at DTWC?
    “See, Judge Sautner, it’s not MY fault, it was the DTWC, they were mean to me! And the paps were staking it out! DTWC just didn’t understand the pressure I was under there. It’s different for me, I’m a celeb. I was doing DTWC a FAVOR by not showing up. As soon as I was re-assigned, I have done amazing!”

    While I don’t think she’ll do jail, I do think that Sautner will try to make her accountable for her actions there.

  89. skuddles says:

    Oh I can only imagine she’s “extremely focused” on her court-ordered obligations – she’s got what, 13 seconds left before the hearing? Talk about too little too late.

  90. Seal Team 6 says:

    Good point, Ron, as is the fact that Cracken is a REPEAT violater.

  91. the original bellaluna says:

    jeebus – Thanks for the link – AWESOME! Between here, there, and the TMZ (or HLN, whichever) live stream, I’m going to be a busy little crack-bee on Wednesday!

    Mad – You know it! That melon’s been marinating since Saturday! And I used rum this time (white, not gold, as anything with colour [and/or sweetness] induces hangovers), since we’ve been having so many vodka ones in the pool. Gotta mix it up a little, no?

    G – Yes, where did you come up with your figure, just out of curiosity? And yes, RDJ was more tragic (a la Winehouse) than obnoxious. AND HE DID HIS TIME, WITHOUT COMPLAINT AND THIS WHOLE BS LEGAL DANCE LINDSANITY HAS BEEN PULLING FOR SO MANY YEARS.

    Ron – Agree about the kid-glove treatment and am totally OVER IT.

  92. Sisi says:

    Madisyn, could you add me to your bettinglist please. My guess is 62 hours and No (sadly).

    And lindsay still hadnt finished her shoplifting courses either? Yikes, that were only like… 4 dates she had to attend. That maked an even worse impression, if that still is possible. And G I totally agree with you, it’s ridiculous that this chick had influence in where her CS takes place. Only for that she should be put in her place by the judge already.

  93. Boo says:

    Madisyn, I don’t know if the judge would immediately revoke probation, especially if it is unclear whether or not she did violate until she actually appears before the judge. Last time the POs said she had violated, and she was asked about it at her next scheduled hearing. That time, it turned out she hadn’t violated (although she HAD, because she didn’t bother to sign up for counseling as she was supposed to, but HUHA decided that didn’t matter and gave her MORE TIME, since three months was not enough time to pick up a phone). If I remember correctly, the POs came off looking stupid because they couldn’t pin the violations on her for reals, and so maybe the POs are gun shy and waiting patiently for the judge to look into it on Progress Hearing Day. Unlike a failed drug test, which is an automatic VOP, these charges require some actual JUDGMENT–hearing both sides of the case and deciding whether she violated or not. That’s all I can imagine as to why she would not have already been violated–because they know Shawn Holley will pole vault down their throats if they take even one step out of line.

  94. logan says:

    @Lucky Charm thank you for the kind words. The family will see that she gets what she needs. We all stick together in tough times. Funny thing is she is a dental hygienist. Guess Mizz Lohan has one of those on speed dial too.

  95. grabbyhands says:

    Basically all this means is the same thing it always means-she’ll post bail and walk and the judge will make threats that will never be carried out and six months to a year from now they’ll do it all over again when she does something else that’s stupid/illegal.

  96. fabchick says:

    She is not going to jail. Same script different day. No one around her is going to be satisfied until she kills herself or god forbid somebody else.enablers. all of them including her mess of a mother.

  97. Madisyn says:

    Sisi

    Your in.

    Update

    LeeLoo – 33 hours
    Green_Eyes – 35 hours – No
    DiaBLa – 36 hours
    Firecracker – 38 hours
    Ruby Red Lips – 40 hours
    Hillbilly in the Corner – 42 hours- Yes
    Lady D – 44 hours – No
    Lucky Charm – 45 hours – Yes
    gizmerelda – 47 hours
    Dawning Red – 48 hours – HELL NO!
    MacScore – 50 hours – Yes
    Seal Team 6 – 51 hours
    Morticians – 52 hours – Yes
    theotheryael – 54 hours
    Bess – 55 hours – No
    newtsgal – 56 hours – No
    ladybert62 – 60 hours – No
    Sisi – 62 hours – No
    G – 80 hours – No
    bellaluna – ??
    Madisyn – ?? hours – NO

    Boo

    Thanks, you opinion is always a good one. I suppose we’ll just have to wait until Wednesday when all (hopefully) will be revealed. I’ll be up early Wednesday, all bright eyed and bushy tailed. I know I’ve said it a thousand times, but I just can’t wait till Wed.

    bellaluna

    Good idea that Rum. Yum. I think you and I are the only ones who haven’t put in our hours. I’m waiting to see if they’re anymore pap shots of her going to the RC.

    You know what baffles the mind when it comes to this twit. How is it they’re never any ‘shots’ of her getting those duck lips done? She doesn’t get papd unless SHE CALLS THEM. She really is one useless POS.

  98. Lady D says:

    I’m going to need the court’s description of contempt. I am truly puzzled.

  99. smh says:

    @citymyway she’s famous for being a crackwhore,

    seriously, this girl was never a big deal to begin with? I’m not from the U.S. and the first time I ever heard about her was back in mid-to-late 2007. All of a sudden I started hearing Lindsay Hohan wants to bang Beckham, she lost a ton of weight, she is hanging out with Britney and Paris, she’s made a bad album that I never ever heard of… Anyway so I went and googled her name the year after that. I resisted for a while. Anyway turns out she was in parent trap remake-a children’s movie that my sister took her then 4-year-old to. I had never heard a song, watched a film by this publicity cunt and yet she was all over the news, and she was fugly too. Huge forehead, fugly disproportionate facial features… Then she dated a woman for publicity or that’s what everybody says anyway. Then she forgot all about hygiene apparently and she got more disgusting by day. I watched Mean Girls only last year and I have to say she wasn’t great at acting or looking back then either. So there ya have it, her claim to fame is being a crackwhore. It would be sad if she didn’t bring it all upon herself and willingly.

  100. HannahF says:

    I would like to put in my guess as 70 hours. I’m also going out on a limb and I will say yes to the slammer. BUT, that won’t happen on Weds because there has to be a violation of probation hearing first.

    Although Lindsay has until some time next year (April?) to finish her CS, there will come a time, as someone noted above, where it will be a mathematical impossibility for her to complete her CS on time. I wonder if she gets violated then? She may have already reached that point. I guess we will see on Wednesday.

  101. ladybert62 says:

    Thanks for all the posts everyone – had a great time reading them! Hope my boss doesnt expect me to do any work on wednesday – I just have to be here instead – he wont understand so I will just ignore him (he is used to that!) ha ha

  102. HannahF says:

    BTW, the reason that I voted yes for jail time is that I believe that the judges do not want to look weak. Even the mainstream media (as opposed to internet gossip sites) has reported on the fact that Lindsay seems to never pay a (judicial) price for her crimes.

    Shawn Holley is an excellent attorney. Judge Sautner knows that Holley will go over every detail of every ruling with a fine tooth comb. However, I believe that as soon as Sautner is lconfident that her rulings will hold up on appeal, she will punish Lindsay more severely.

  103. G says:

    I don’t think that Lohan will ever be severely punished for her transgressions as long as they continue to be low level theft and drug charges. Let’s face it, she’s hardly a Master Criminal. She’s just a drunken conceited parasite.

    The problem is that her noteriety far outranks the level of her criminality, so it’s always news. She’s just a chronic deadbeat who used to be a child star.

  104. gg says:

    There’s really no use in learning about probation, bond, VOP, etc. since obviously Da Debil has her in this special court where they never see the obvious fact that she has no intention of obeying the law and never has. I mean, we can all see it, why does she roam scot-free all over, buying coke on the street, shoplifting and breaking laws like there’s no tomorrow.

    The cost of those hideous hoof-shoes she has on above would’ve paid for some veneers for her rat teeth. The girl and her whack family do not live in the same world as the rest of us.

  105. skilo says:

    Lohan’s rep Steve Honig has been ordering the 25-year-old’s favourite clubs to not play songs by rapper Pitbull, whom she’s suing over his lyrics ‘I got it locked up like Lindsay Lohan’
    ‘Club staff were told that if any Pitbull song comes on, Lindsay would leave. [It’s] hard since he’s on so many hit songs right now. They briefed the DJ, actress Taryn Manning, that she could not play any Pitbull songs for the time Lindsay was at the event.’
    I’d have played his sh*t so fast and I’d have turned it up! after all it’s not like you wouldn’t still get paid!

  106. angelus says:

    @#82 I really wish people would cease and desist comparing RDJ and LL just because they are both addicts with jail time under their belt. That is the extent of their commonality. Period.

  107. hillbilly in the corner says:

    Anybody else watch Wendy Williams Talk Show today……?

    It was so great because she ain’t afraid to call a whore a whore or a spade a spade and today she called out Lindsay for the whore she is and all the crap about the court date…and quotoed a poll done on “E news tonight in which 100% of people polled said Linday needed to do real jail time……..

    Thats 100% folks …that never happens there is usually at least 1 % out there that will say No but not this time….Every last person polled said she needed jail time…..Now if that don’t tell you what public opinion is I don’t know what will……

    Then she called out Dina Lohan…for enablering Lindsay in all this mess….and for being a horrible mommy…..

    It was so nice not to see a payed for by LOhan Inc story being parroted on tv by Billy Bush or others who can’t keep from smurking even as they read the story…..You can tell what they are really thinking just by the expression on their faces……
    Only Wendy better watch her back Dina will be planning a law sued for defimation as we speak…….

  108. Madisyn says:

    HannahF

    70/yes it is. This ‘yes or no’ is for jail on Wednesday only. If the question was ‘yes or no’ after a vop hearing, I would say ‘yes’ as well. Its gonna happen in April/May 2012 when she fails to complete her CS hours, for sure. So HannahF, would you like a no or yes for Wed.?

    Update:

    LeeLoo – 33 hours
    Green_Eyes – 35 hours – No
    DiaBLa – 36 hours
    Firecracker – 38 hours
    Ruby Red Lips – 40 hours
    Hillbilly in the Corner – 42 hours- Yes
    Lady D – 44 hours – No
    Lucky Charm – 45 hours – Yes
    gizmerelda – 47 hours
    Dawning Red – 48 hours – HELL NO!
    MacScore – 50 hours – Yes
    Seal Team 6 – 51 hours
    Morticians – 52 hours – Yes
    theotheryael – 54 hours
    Bess – 55 hours – No
    newtsgal – 56 hours – No
    ladybert62 – 60 hours – No
    Sisi – 62 hours – No
    HannahF – 70 hours – No/Yes?
    G – 80 hours – No
    bellaluna – ??
    Madisyn – ?? hours – NO

    G

    “Let’s face it, she’s hardly a Master Criminal”.

    You got that right. This is the same twit who heisted a necklace with surveillance cameras everywhere. Idiot!

    Skilo

    You and I both. I’d put on a ‘block’ of Pitbull just as the twit entered the joint. Where is the guy with the big boom box to play Pitbull as Blohan enters court Wed.?

    I’m not sure I’m buying this. Only for the fact that Blohan is not a huge draw ANYWHERE. I don’t think a DJ would honor the request.

  109. Danielle says:

    The bondsman will be in tow cause crackhan knows she’s in trouble,its not for just in case,all i can say is whats the purpose of probation,if you can commit violations and just bail out?

    @madison–if someone has not takin 74 hours,thats my bet:-)

  110. ADC says:

    Those cutoffs are hideous! That trend is awful.

  111. Danielle says:

    Even milo knows!

    MichaelJLohan Michael Lohan
    “@Tosh5299:n It’s so sad to see but judging by the last few pictures of Lindsay’s teeth she is now smoking crack cocaine.Please God help!”

  112. Madisyn says:

    Danielle *waving*

    You can have any hours you want. If its the same as someelse, so be it. But if 74 is your guess, great. As for the bail sitch, if Sautner revokes the probation and she’s sent to jail and bails out, a vop hearing will be scheduled and if found in violation and sent to jail, then she CANNOT bail out. Oh, do you want to give a ‘yes or no’ on jail tomorrow?

    I watched the end of TMZ Live and Harvey called Dina delusional and he reiterated 21 hours of CS. Harvey seems to think she’s in deep doo doo. Hearing him makes me have hope. Now others have asked the question and I’m going to again. WHO told Shawn she had 33 hours under her belt? I mean Shawn wouldn’t blatanly lie to the court but something is amiss.

    Anyone know if Sautner will allow cameras? If it is on TV, I’m going to tape it. The Murray/Jackson trial is on hold, so maybe Court TV will show it. Fingers crossed. I will be devastated if Sautner doesn’t allow cameras.

    Update:

    LeeLoo – 33 hours
    Green_Eyes – 35 hours – No
    DiaBLa – 36 hours
    Firecracker – 38 hours
    Ruby Red Lips – 40 hours
    Hillbilly in the Corner – 42 hours- Yes
    Lady D – 44 hours – No
    Lucky Charm – 45 hours – Yes
    gizmerelda – 47 hours
    Dawning Red – 48 hours – HELL NO!
    MacScore – 50 hours – Yes
    Seal Team 6 – 51 hours
    Morticians – 52 hours – Yes
    theotheryael – 54 hours
    Bess – 55 hours – No
    newtsgal – 56 hours – No
    ladybert62 – 60 hours – No
    Sisi – 62 hours – No
    HannahF – 70 hours – No/Yes?
    Danielle – 74 hours
    G – 80 hours – No
    bellaluna – ??
    Madisyn – ?? hours – NO

  113. Poppie says:

    She looks so bloated and busted.

  114. Dawning Red says:

    If she isn’t buying all these “presents” herself with money she earned on her back or knees, wouldn’t these “gifts” like a car and such be considered income by the Internal Revenue Service, and taxed as such?

    And does the IRS have a toll-free anonymous tip line?

  115. Amy says:

    Why do people say she can turn it around like Robert Downey Jr? She is NOTHING like RDJ! He is an intelligent, talented man of great character who happened to have addiction problems.

    She is a selfish, untalented brat who is constantly enabled. She will never just “wake up” and become a good person. Who the hell is she, anyway, that we should care? A Herbie movie? That Mean Girls movie? We need a media blackout on her — that would be her worst punishment.

  116. Madisyn says:

    I just watched TMZ live from Friday. The beginning was all about Blohan. I highly recommend it! Boy, Harvey was MAD. Normally, he’s pretty even keeled when it comes to Blohan. He was pissed at her. That may explain the lack of coverage from them regarding Blohan except lately. They’re hopeful she’s going to jail over there.

    bellaluna

    I thought along with the Seven Layer Lohan dip, I’d really splurge and bring some crackviar. I know its very expensive but I think this hearing calls for something special. God, if she violates and schedules a hearing, I may seriously consider taking a drive towards LAX and just sit my bottom down in the gallery.

    My hours guess is going to be determined by your answer to me. Do you think Shawn has ‘advised’ Blohan her chances of going to jail? The reason I ask, is if Shawn tells her, she’s ‘going to jail’, if I know Blohan, then she will cease with the CS. Why bother if your going to jail anyway? (Thats her way of thinking) Even if she revokes the probation and orders a hearing, I believe this judge will STILL make her do the CS.

  117. becky says:

    ok, i’ll give her credit: bringing your bondsman to your court hearing is pretty bad-ass.

  118. Blood Red Witch says:

    @original Bellaluna
    Jeebs thinks you may need to upgrade your browser for the chat room.

  119. the original bellaluna says:

    smh – That’s INTERNATIONAL crack-whore, thankyouvermuch! 😉

    Mad – Maybe she has, who knows? I wouldn’t put it past Lindsanity to do “put on a big show” of doing her CS and then completely stop after being advised she may end up in jail.

    I would LOVE to be a bottom in that gallery, but geography is no longer my friend for that. (Plus, that God-awful traffic!)

    Blood Red – Thanks. I’m running Googlecrhome, but maybe there’s an update I missed. Or do I need to become a member?

  120. Kat says:

    My guess is: 0 hours, no jail. Celebrity justice, kids.

  121. Seal Team 6 says:

    What did Harvey say on TMZ Live?

  122. Memphis says:

    Hell.. Lindsay could drive to the courthouse cracked out and drunk, stumble into the court room with F*U JUDGE written in sharpie across her forehead and STILL not get any jail time. Hell she could probably skip the whole thing and say she had cramps and was just too tired to show up and they would give her a pass. Ah the joys and perks of being a “star” ( albeit a washed up, cracked out teeny tiny star)

    Ahhh… How I dislike her.

    @Madisyn: If it’s not to late to get in on the poll..I say 41 and HELL NO on the jail… Hell she may even get a hug and a cookie from the judge for “all the good” she’s done so far *rolls eyes*

  123. Madisyn says:

    Memphis

    41 and HELL NO it is

    Update:

    LeeLoo – 33 hours
    Green_Eyes – 35 hours – No
    DiaBLa – 36 hours
    Firecracker – 38 hours
    Ruby Red Lips – 40 hours
    Memphis – 41 hours – HELL NO
    Hillbilly in the Corner – 42 hours- Yes
    Lady D – 44 hours – No
    Lucky Charm – 45 hours – Yes
    gizmerelda – 47 hours
    Dawning Red – 48 hours – HELL NO!
    MacScore – 50 hours – Yes
    Seal Team 6 – 51 hours
    Morticians – 52 hours – Yes
    theotheryael – 54 hours
    Bess – 55 hours – No
    newtsgal – 56 hours – No
    ladybert62 – 60 hours – No
    Sisi – 62 hours – No
    HannahF – 70 hours – No/Yes?
    Danielle – 74 hours
    G – 80 hours – No
    bellaluna – ??
    Madisyn – ?? hours – NO

    Seal Team

    Harvey was almost frothing at the mouth with his disgust for Blohan. Its Fridays TMZ Live, check it out, its good. And its at the very beginning.

  124. Blue says:

    I really wish that even ONE of the people she throw stuff at during NY fashion week had filed charges. I really would like to know how this chick still has so much pull that she is allowed entrance anywhere and can get away with so much.

  125. Bess says:

    Dawning Red,
    It would be hilarious if the IRS started looking into the Lohan finances and not just the Crackie’s. White Oprah’s & Michael Lohan’s would be interesting as well.

    Madisyn,
    You’ve got to give the details about what Harvey said on TMZ.

  126. skeptical says:

    Anyway… considering blohan’s love of attention… and her reaction to the attention she got over the kissing vikram chatwal pics.. maybe remind her that the common plebs haven’t forgotten that little detail?

    I’m just assuming she’s gonna get off tomorrow and I’m trying to brainstorm ways to annoy her in lieu of the jail time she’s not gonna get.
    Civic duty 😀

  127. Madisyn says:

    Boo

    Were in that chat room, BRW, Andy, Jeebus, bellaluna and myself. Where are you?

  128. Madisyn says:

    Bess

    Go to TMZ and watch Fridays TMZ Live for yourself, you’ll be glad you did.

    bellaluna and I are in the chat room that is on post 83 Jeebus. BRW and Andy are there with Jeebus too. You should come over.

  129. Devon says:

    Harvey basically said that the court system is whack for letting her skate this long and it’s failed her. He said Shawn is a GREAT lawyer for getting her out of these messes and that Freebasing Frannie is starting to think she’s invincible (DUH!) and nothing will stick to her because of Shawn and previously Blair Berk. He’s pretty adamant that she will/should be going to jail because Judge Sautner told ol’ Crackface that if she disobeyed ANY of the her orders that she would have her ass handed to her. By getting kicked out of the DTWC, not showing up & ditching after an hour, Coke Bloat is in direct violation. He said that Sautner is a pit bull, doesn’t put up with guff and that Meth Teef should be worried. Also, he was asked if he would have ever represented her and to that he gave a big HELL NO.

    I found it interesting that he said that she has only done, at their last count, 21 hours of CS instead of the 33 that Shawn told Sautner in July. I tend to think that the 33 in July is correct because Shawn wouldn’t lie, at least I don’t think she would, to the courts. Her number, is probably going to end up being close to 70 and I think the judge is going to be PISSED off about that. Harvey did bring up that it’s up to Snorting Sally if she wants to either front load, back load or even out her CS but with her track record, her getting it completed, even if she has done 100 hours, is slim. It’d be slim for most. I calculated it based on having 380 hours left to do (feeling generous tonight), it could be wrong since I’m tired, and she would have to complete 95 4 hour sessions by next April 30. That’s an average of 15.83 days a month. It gets even worse if it’s only work days. That’s 3+ work weeks a month of straight CS. DAYUM! Bitch is NOT going to get it done. If my math is wrong, please feel free to correct me if I am wrong.

    If her bring her bondsman is true, she knows she’s in violation and she’s even dumber than we thought.

  130. the original bellaluna says:

    Morticians, Ruby Red, skilo, brin, Rita & Seal Team, come join us! It’s IM and a lot of fun!

    But we’ll NEVER abandon CB!

  131. Madisyn says:

    Bess, Seal Team

    If you watch Harvey get beyond disgusted with Blohan, let me know what you thought!

  132. LeeLoo says:

    @Madisyn Put me down for a yes. I sense Judge Sautner is getting sick of The Cracken’s BS!

    I don’t blame Harvey for frothing. He’s been TOO nice over the years to the Lohan family and he’s kept his trap shut about many details that he could have reported on but chose not to because it would be detrimental for the Crackie. Our Lady of the Collapsing Nostrils had no call to talk smack to Harvey the way she did and I think she will regret doing so. Harvey will not be so kind in the future to her and I think he has enough pull at this point to bring her down in a bad way. He’ll make her life a PR hell.

    I wanted to see how many nicknames I could use in a single post. 😛

  133. Blood Red Witch says:

    Hey had a great time in chat tonight. Was great meeting a few of the posters from here over there. Was ROTF! Thanks for coming over and hanging out.

  134. Joe's Mom says:

    Doesn’t the Judge see? This one case is making a mockery out of the State of CA. I doubt she’ll get violated, as usual, but if she was ANYONE ELSE in California, if you violate probation/parole, they put a no-bail “hold” on you, and you go to jail/prison to serve out your original sentence. It’s true about this this “overcrowding” in CA — sending prisoners in prison down to the county level to finish their sentences. Too bad. Prison would have made an impact on her. Sending her to county jail for a few months will just allow her to manipulate the crap out of them again and give her special treatment till she leaves. I wonder if the judge could add the county’s costs that they’ve incurred because of her, to her sentence at this point? That might get her attention.

  135. Annie says:

    Got nothing more to add except she has the gawddamn jowls of someone 60 plus.

  136. Boo says:

    I can’t believe I missed the chat because I was grading stupid presentations! Plus, I thought it was only during court time. Arghhh! And I LOVE chat, too!!!

  137. TXCinderella says:

    It’s obvious that she doesn’t take this stuff seriously. How many more times are they going to keep giving her chances before she straightens her act up? If she were made to sit in jail for any length of time, she just might figure it out. In jail she will have plenty of time to think about where she messed up in life.

  138. TXCinderella says:

    @Amy

    Don’t forget those two Oscar worthy performances of The Parent Trap remake and Georgia Rules! She’s thinks she’s a model now, so it looks like the acting has taken a back seat.

  139. WTF says:

    okay 67 and sadly NO

  140. Seal Team 6 says:

    @ Devon — Thanks!

    @Orig Bellaluna — I used to chat with the crew alot, but it was a huge time sucker, so I quit so I could do things like housework, cook, etc.!

  141. G says:

    Harvey’s take is interesting, but I think always look to him to ramp up the drama for more hits.

    He could be right about Sautner. She laid it out for Lohan, brought her in and gave her an interim evaluation and warned her to get serious. She’s been more than fair. Does she bring down the hammer now? I think it’s 50/50. I just don’t think that Lohan’s crimes rise to a level significant enough to satisfy her detractors.

    I really felt that she had a SPECIFIC interest in having Lohan do her CS at the DTWC and the morgue. It sounded like she has a relationship with them and that could come back to bite Lohan. Otherwise, she would have just let Probation services assign her? I don’t think this will be a love-in.

  142. Boo says:

    FOX “news” really pissed me off with this article. They blame…GET THIS…Lindsay’s parole officer for not stepping in to right the situation at DWC before it got to this point. Someone from Holley’s office must have connections at FOX. They are saying that SCH will try to have her reassigned to a new PO. I’m sure this new PO will either be “out to get her” or “out to make money off her name” too, but only if she tries to do her job (and Lindsay is NOT her only case, I’m pretty sure).

    What is the PO supposed to do? Take Lindsay by the hand and sit with her during her entire CS? Does the probation department routinely babysit their clientele? Or are they just THROWN IN JAIL when they fuck up?

    And I am so sick sick sick of hearing about how the jails are too crowded. I get it, but there has to be SOME sort of incentive for REPEAT OFFENDERS–even nonviolent ones–to behave themselves. If they don’t want to impose real punishment, then why bother with any of it? Just say, okay, you stole the necklace. While you were on probation for another crime. Whatever. Have a nice life. But if they do it for her, they have to do it for everyone.

    http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2011/10/18/lindsay-lohan-not-taking-legal-woes-seriously-needs-really-good-quality-therapy/

  143. Madisyn says:

    LeeLoo and WTF

    LeeLoo-Yes, WTF-67 and No

    Update:

    LeeLoo – 33 hours – Yes
    Green_Eyes – 35 hours – No
    DiaBLa – 36 hours
    Firecracker – 38 hours
    Ruby Red Lips – 40 hours
    Memphis – 41 hours – HELL NO
    Hillbilly in the Corner – 42 hours- Yes
    Lady D – 44 hours – No
    Lucky Charm – 45 hours – Yes
    gizmerelda – 47 hours
    Dawning Red – 48 hours – HELL NO!
    MacScore – 50 hours – Yes
    Seal Team 6 – 51 hours
    Morticians – 52 hours – Yes
    theotheryael – 54 hours
    Bess – 55 hours – No
    newtsgal – 56 hours – No
    ladybert62 – 60 hours – No
    Sisi – 62 hours – No
    WTF – 67 hours – No
    HannahF – 70 hours – No/Yes?
    Danielle – 74 hours
    G – 80 hours – No
    bellaluna – ??
    Madisyn – ?? hours – NO

  144. G says:

    Well, Boo. Lindsay has a perfect record. EVERYONE,who comes in contact with Lindsay from family to friends to business contacts and beyond ends up getting blamed for her bad acts.

    She’s the common denominator.

  145. Connie says:

    I was a NON VIOLENT MIS OFFENDER when i was young (and very stupid). I was on probation in FL for DUI when I was in college & during my probation was arrested for a mis charge (stupid, but drug free- is that worse?) and spent 8 count them EIGHT days in county lockup for my VOP. It was quite a change from the very nice environment which I grew up. I also had a public defender & wouldn’t allow my parents to bail me out of a problem I created, so idk if this post was relevant at all!

  146. Madisyn says:

    Boo

    *sarcasm on*
    Your not blaming poor, little, 25 year old sweet angel ‘child’ Lindsay for not going to her CS are you? It absolutely is the p.o.’s fault. And if the judge ‘plays hardball’, believes all the ‘propaganda’, and if the judge ‘makes an example of ONLY her’, then, I’m sorry. Nothing is this girls fault, you know that. First it was the DWC who were ‘mean’ to her, second, its now the p.o.’s fault, towmorrow, it will be the judges fault. Why do you not get this?
    *sarcasm off*

    This trick is too much. If were lucky and she’s remanded until she posts bail and a VOP hearing is scheduled, expect WO to go on The Today Show to spew those buzz words above about the judge and ‘making an example’ of her ‘child’. Its coming, just wait.

  147. SCREEEE says:

    Can I get in on 58, Madisyn?

    And yeah, that chatroom was hilarious – thanks guys. I remembered so many forgotten crack shenanigans. The coke socks! Those weren’t her jeans! Her epic 4am SamRo crack-tweeting! Good times, good times…

  148. Bess says:

    What time is the circus starting tomorrow at the airport courthouse? I’d like to know when to tune in.

    I don’t know if anyone went onto TMZ.com and watched a repeat of Friday’s show, but there’s also a little clip of Dina as well. Of course, she says that she can’t talk about Linnocent and then proceeds to say that she’s doing her CS and everything is just dandy. Dina also reminded the viewers that she has 4 kids.

  149. ZenB!tch says:

    Oh those legs~!

  150. Madisyn says:

    SCREEEE

    58 it is.

    Update:

    LeeLoo – 33 hours – Yes
    Green_Eyes – 35 hours – No
    DiaBLa – 36 hours
    Firecracker – 38 hours
    Ruby Red Lips – 40 hours
    Memphis – 41 hours – HELL NO
    Hillbilly in the Corner – 42 hours- Yes
    Lady D – 44 hours – No
    Lucky Charm – 45 hours – Yes
    gizmerelda – 47 hours
    Dawning Red – 48 hours – HELL NO!
    MacScore – 50 hours – Yes
    Seal Team 6 – 51 hours
    Morticians – 52 hours – Yes
    theotheryael – 54 hours
    Bess – 55 hours – No
    newtsgal – 56 hours – No
    SCREEEE – 58 hours
    ladybert62 – 60 hours – No
    Sisi – 62 hours – No
    WTF – 67 hours – No
    HannahF – 70 hours – No/Yes?
    Danielle – 74 hours
    G – 80 hours – No
    bellaluna – ??
    Madisyn – ?? hours – NO

  151. Madisyn says:

    Bess

    10:00 am pst. I saw the Dina clip on TMZ posted as an article. I wonder if she keeps reiterating that she has FOUR children all of a sudden, is that one of the other three, may have FINALLY said something to her. Dina and Milo may have FOUR but they only talk about ONE.

    Dina does the same thing Milo does. Say they can’t talk about Blohan and then precede to do just that. They’re both disgusting.

  152. Bess says:

    According to TMZ the probation department has written that Linnocent is in “substantial compliance” with her probation requirements & they’re not recommending jail this time.

    http://www.tmz.com/2011/10/18/probation-department-lindsay-lohan-community-service-jail-violation/#.Tp3WM79YiF4

  153. G says:

    I call BS on the idea that Probation Services are her new best friend.

  154. Danielle says:

    @ madisyn—-74 and hell NO,but yes to an ass spanking

  155. the original bellaluna says:

    Boo, wait, weren’t they claiming that the PO “had it out for her” and that’s why “they were being MEAN” (there’s that word again!) to poor misunderstood Linnocent?

    I’m confuzzled. (But MAN, no wonder her knees always look so busted…too much time spent on them, blowing everybody left and right!)

    (And what, exactly, is “substantial compliance” with regard to Lindsanity? Oh, wait; see above.)

  156. the original bellaluna says:

    Danielle – That would be a collapsing-coke-nose slapping with a tabloid! 😉

  157. Danielle says:

    @bellaluna…ahhhhhhh,thats way better!!!

  158. Madisyn says:

    First things first, on TMZ “Prosecutor says Lohan Violated, Send Her to Jail” Enjoy!

    Danielle *waving* Are you ready for a crack tailgate?

    Hell No it is.

    Update:

    LeeLoo – 33 hours – Yes
    Green_Eyes – 35 hours – No
    DiaBLa – 36 hours
    Firecracker – 38 hours
    Ruby Red Lips – 40 hours
    Memphis – 41 hours – HELL NO
    Hillbilly in the Corner – 42 hours- Yes
    Lady D – 44 hours – No
    Lucky Charm – 45 hours – Yes
    gizmerelda – 47 hours
    Dawning Red – 48 hours – HELL NO!
    MacScore – 50 hours – Yes
    Seal Team 6 – 51 hours
    Morticians – 52 hours – Yes
    theotheryael – 54 hours
    Bess – 55 hours – No
    newtsgal – 56 hours – No
    SCREEEE – 58 hours
    ladybert62 – 60 hours – No
    Sisi – 62 hours – No
    WTF – 67 hours – No
    HannahF – 70 hours – No/Yes?
    Danielle – 74 hours – hell NO
    G – 80 hours – No
    bellaluna – ??
    Madisyn – ?? hours – NO

    bellaluna

    Were going to have to come up with some hours by 9:45am tomorrow. I’m leaning on two numbers. I don’t think Shawn would lie to the court or site Blohan as her source for the hours. She had to be reading off the probation report which would have been sent by the DWC???? So if thats the case, I’m either going to say 45 or 49, maybe. I’m adding 12 hours to 33 for the 45 hours. And adding 16 to the 33 for the 49. If she has to do at least 4 hours per session, I’m guessing she’s done 3 or 4 days tops.

    As a woman, I reserve the right to change my mind. (m)

    Bess

    Just when I think theres hope, the twit will finally go to jail, the probation report is all but glowing. (Yes it would only be for a couple hours, but at the vop hearing, the judge may have sent her to jail for awhile)

    I admit it, I’m in awe of The Cracken. No one, and I mean NO ONE could get away with more shit than this idiot. Unbelievable.

  159. Devon says:

    Bitch just donated $50,000 to some charity in Atlanta. How can she have no money for therapy yet she donates money so conveniently close to her court date?

  160. Firecracker says:

    Madisyn, a great big hug and thanks, for initiating our contest, and all your hard work for updating everyone’s guesses! 🙂

  161. Madisyn says:

    G

    Last time, both the City Attorney and the Probation Dept. wanted her in jail and the Judge STILL wouldn’t put her little freckled ass in jail.

    So if one’s saying one thing, and the other is saying the opposite, expect the Judge NOT to put her in jail. Again.

    Firecracker

    Your welcome and *hugs back*. You didn’t answer the ‘yes or no’ portion of whether she’ll go to jail. Would you like to take a guess?

    Pre-tailgate cracktini?

  162. Boo says:

    TMZ is in classic flip-flop mode. Any time she has a court date, they go back and forth in a frenzy for two days beforehand to cover all their bases and to make people interested.

    To me, “mostly in compliance” means the same thing as “only a little bit pregnant.” It is a positive way of saying, “she violated.”

    Do we think Shawn and the Bail Bondsman will all sleep over at Lindsay’s tonight? A little girl time, with a slumber party and pillow fights, shaving each others’ legs, fumigating Lindsay’s crack weave, shit like that? Good clean fun!

  163. Firecracker says:

    Boo, exactly! I’ve been thinking that same thing about TMZ…creating buzz so people will tune in on court day.

    Madisyn, I’ll say no. Yes, pre-cracktini please! “Little freckled ass”, LMAO!

  164. Madisyn says:

    bellaluna, Boo, Firecracker, Bess, anyone else wanting to come along for a PRE tailgate, I’m over in ‘chat’ in the room Jeebus put on Post 83. Anyone, want to chat?

    Firecracker

    No on jail, yes a pre-tailgate cracktini. Check

    Update:

    LeeLoo – 33 hours – Yes
    Green_Eyes – 35 hours – No
    DiaBLa – 36 hours
    Firecracker – 38 hours – No
    Ruby Red Lips – 40 hours
    Memphis – 41 hours – HELL NO
    Hillbilly in the Corner – 42 hours- Yes
    Lady D – 44 hours – No
    Lucky Charm – 45 hours – Yes
    gizmerelda – 47 hours
    Dawning Red – 48 hours – HELL NO!
    MacScore – 50 hours – Yes
    Seal Team 6 – 51 hours
    Morticians – 52 hours – Yes
    theotheryael – 54 hours
    Bess – 55 hours – No
    newtsgal – 56 hours – No
    SCREEEE – 58 hours
    ladybert62 – 60 hours – No
    Sisi – 62 hours – No
    WTF – 67 hours – No
    HannahF – 70 hours – No/Yes?
    Danielle – 74 hours – hell NO
    G – 80 hours – No
    bellaluna – ??
    Madisyn – ?? hours – NO

  165. Madisyn says:

    bellaluna, Boo et al

    BRW and Firecracker are with me in chat, where are you guys?

  166. crazycatlady says:

    Is that evidence of a chin implant I see in these pics? Or just a double chin?

  167. KatScorp says:

    Someone’s gonna need to percolate me some crack expresso, ’cause I will be trying to stay awake and join in the crack tailgate.

    Madi: 64 hours and found in violation, held for an hour whilst bail is processed.

  168. Seal Team 6 says:

    @crazycatlady

    It’s what’s called “coke bloat.” It’s when the toxins from drugs drain from the sinuses into the tissues around the face.

  169. Devon says:

    Madisyn, I was waiting until the 11th hour to place my bet and I’m going for 72 hours and no, she won’t go to jail. Should go to jail but won’t.

  170. the original bellaluna says:

    Mad, I’m going to say 40 hours, and 50/50. That’s fair, right? (My honest answer is “I sure as f*ck hope so!” but that’s not really a wager, now is it?)

    I’ll meet you there.

    KatScorp, got your crackspresso ready!

  171. KatScorp says:

    Thanks Bellaluna 😀

  172. Madisyn says:

    KatScorp, Devon, bellaluna, your in ladies, I’m still torn between 45 and 49 hours, IF at the last hearing, her 33 hours were the last recorded and are accurate. If it is indeed 21 hours, then WE’RE ALL way off! I’m sure, unfortunately, about the jail question.

    Update:

    LeeLoo – 33 hours – Yes
    Green_Eyes – 35 hours – No
    DiaBLa – 36 hours
    Firecracker – 38 hours – No
    Ruby Red Lips – 40 hours
    Memphis – 41 hours – HELL NO
    Hillbilly in the Corner – 42 hours- Yes
    Lady D – 44 hours – No
    Lucky Charm – 45 hours – Yes
    gizmerelda – 47 hours
    Dawning Red – 48 hours – HELL NO!
    MacScore – 50 hours – Yes
    Seal Team 6 – 51 hours
    Morticians – 52 hours – Yes
    theotheryael – 54 hours
    Bess – 55 hours – No
    newtsgal – 56 hours – No
    SCREEEE – 58 hours
    ladybert62 – 60 hours – No
    Sisi – 62 hours – No
    KatScorp – 64 hours – Yes
    WTF – 67 hours – No
    HannahF – 70 hours – No/Yes?
    Devon – 72 hours – No
    Danielle – 74 hours – hell NO
    G – 80 hours – No
    bellaluna – 40 hours – 50/50 on jail
    Madisyn – ?? hours – NO

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    Dina also revealed that while she didn’t think Lindsay would end up in jail for not keeping up with her community service requirements, no one knows for sure.

    “I’m not worried, but I’m praying. We always pray, because you never know what is going to happen in that situation. She’s been doing everything she is supposed to be doing and I believe that that will hopefully win over the decision.

    “Right now she is focusing on being at the Red Cross. She’s going in this evening, doing all the work they’re giving her at home to bring in. It’s a better place for her. She does have a lot of time to complete it, she has until summer basically, she has months left. And she has two movies slated.”

    And as for Michael Lohan saying that Lindsay should go to rehab for a year, Dina doesn’t agree at all.

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  174. Thea says:

    The best thing the judge can do is fine every a hole that takes a pic of Lindsay or mentions her in an article and she will go away. Without the cameras and any publicity she would die. End of story. I say that she will maybe 10 hours tops and thats stretching it.

  175. Devon says:

    I can’t even with that post from Rumor Fix. Bitch please. She does not have “have a lot of time to complete it,” She has 6 months to complete 380+ hours. “She has until summer basically, she has months left.” Um, last time I checked, May wasn’t summer, wasn’t even close. “And she has two movies slated.” Riiight.

  176. Madisyn says:

    People

    Now, I’m even more torn on her hours. If they’re letting her take her CS home with her, she’ll claim 8 hours every day and that will put us all off. See, why I waited until the ‘witching hour’. My minds been spun around so much, I don’t know what is what.

    Last count 33 hours. Then 21 hours. Now unlimited (take-home CS) hours. What to do, what to do?

  177. Bess says:

    So basically, the DWC wanted Linnocent to do the work they assigned her and to be on time. Talk about nerve.. *sarcasm”. And on top of it, the place is too damn far out of the way for Linnocent to commute.

    The injustice! Someone needs to call Amnesty International. Or maybe the Occupy Wall Street people should fly to LA and occupy the airport courthouse to protest Linnocent’s unjust treatment.

  178. Danielle says:

    anyway,apparently sautner has yanked the cranken from red cross and she is being sent directly to the morgue

  179. Boo says:

    Ooh, oooh!!! The story about Sautner yanking her from the RC and sending her to the morgue brings me SUCH HOPE AND JOY. Please please please let this mean the Stephster is pissed enough to actually DO something!!!

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