Jamie Bell is probably best known as little Billy Elliott, the young boy who danced and danced and stole our hearts. But much like little Nicholas Hoult, Jamie has grown up to be quite attractive in that particular way English boys are sexy/naughty. Jamie is currently hittin’ it with Evan Rachel Wood, which… sounds hot to me. I like Evan, and after this new interview with Jamie in GQ UK, I really like Jamie too. You can read the full cunnilingus-y awesomeness here, and here are some highlights:
GQ.com: What’s small talk with Steven Spielberg like?
Jamie Bell: I was so nervous to reveal how much of a fanboy I am in case he started thinking, “Oh my God, we’ve cast a maniac.” So it’s only been recently, hanging out with Steven and doing all the press that I’ve been able to go, “Dude, that decision in Hook when he does this thing…” But I held my tongue for the longest time.What’s the strangest gift you’ve ever got from a fan?
I’ve got lots of weird illustrations of me from Japanese fans. I also got a dead moth. [Pause] Which actually might be more of a threat than a present.Having screen-tested for Spider-man, what superhero role would you like to have a crack at next?
Considering I failed at the first one, I don’t know. I’ve never felt particularly connected to Peter Parker, [so] I felt like they made the right decision. I actually can’t wait to see the movie – I think it’s going to be great. My favourite superhero is obviously Batman because he’s the sexiest. But I can’t imagine myself as Batman…What’s the best way to impress a woman?
Buy her flowers? Take her home on the weekend to meet your mother? No. Let’s cut to the primal – be good in the sack. [Slaps thighs] Have an understanding of what’s going on down there and have fun, awesome sex.What’s the question you hate being asked?
If I hear “What was it like working with Steven Spielberg?” one more time, I might jump out of that window. “Do you miss England?” is really annoying. The third one is “How did you avoid the pitfalls of being a child actor?” I don’t even know what that means. Do child stars hit pitfalls? That’s such a stereotypical thing to say. I know lot of actors who have started off as kids and I feel it’s really unfair.What should no man have in his wardrobe?
Crocs. It’s just not on.What film do you consider particularly stylish?
Definitely Drive. Even just the promotion and marketing on that movie is awesome. [Mimics the pitch] “It’s a cool stunt-guy action movie and let’s make the font look like Dirty Dancing.” You’re going to get women through the door. Well, I mean, you’re going to get women through the door anyway with Gosling…What’s the best piece of advice you’ve ever received?
What’s the best penis I’ve ever seen?No! Actually, what is the best penis you’ve ever seen?
[Collapses into laughter] That is a good question. The best piece of advice I ever received was “Don’t f*** your publicist.” Russell Crowe told me that. It’s probably a smart move. [Both of his publicists are now in the room, attempting to bring the interview to a close] No! It’s GQ!What skill should every man have?
Skill? You know what I’m going to say. A man should have a good understanding of a vagina. He should be good at oral sex. On a woman.You do realise you’ve got another publicist standing right behind you?
I don’t care. A skill a man should have? Making fires and pleasing a woman. In the vaginal area.
[From GQ]
I like to think that his sexy answers are the result of him dating an American girl who is demanding in bed (side-eye at Evan). I like to think that these are HER words, her philosophy, and that Jamie is just a lovely young man, eager to learn how to please a woman. In the vaginal area. Evan is certainly living the dream, isn’t she?
Oh, and did anyone else cut there eyes at “A man should have a good understanding of a vagina. He should be good at oral sex. On a woman.” There are several things wrong with that, I think. First, it shouldn’t be “A” case-specific vagina, it should be “A man should have a good understanding of ALL VAGINAS.” It should be the general, or “royal” vadge. Our collective flock of vaginas. Secondly, he has to specify “ON A WOMAN.” Oh, Jamie. Marry me.
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Never cared for him until I read this interview.
*Eyebrows are raised* 🙂
“He should be good at oral sex. On a woman.”
Why specify “on a woman”?
*raises right eyebrow like Roger Moore*
Agree with Tapioca…sounds like he’s trying to avoid gay rumors.
P.S.: if he learns how to move those ears, he’ll be able to fly on his own.
Nah, I don’t think it’s because of Evan; she strikes me as kind of a “pure princess” when it comes to sex.
I think it’s HIM. I think that’s how he likes to operate. Which is way better.
@ RocketMerry:
Nah, I don’t think it’s because of Evan; she strikes me as kind of a “pure princess” when it comes to sex.
She dated Marilyn Manson…do you think a prissy girl would date someone like him? I mean, I’m almost sure there are strap-ons, whips, gags and other things involved when it comes to “sex with Manson”.
This is by far the best interview I’ve read in a while.
This line:
It should be the general, or “royal” vadge. Our collective flock of vaginas.
I actually can’t with you. Beyond hilarious.
I’ve heard gay rumours about him. He tries too hard to come across as straight. How many times can he mention “vagina, oral sex”?
Gay or not, if he has a good understanding of vaginas and oral sex (on a woman), I’d hit it. At least temporarily.
That made me laugh so much. I knew I liked Evan Rachel Wood for a reason. She is picking better men.
@Eve
Well, Manson tries so very hard to convince us that he’s a freak who loves to shave his girls’ pubes into the shape of a swastika and is into hard core stuff, that I’m pretty convinced he’s quite the opposite. He probably just sat home knitting and braiding Evan’s hair.
As for her, I don’t know, she just gives me that “tidy and clean good girl that won’t mess her hairdo by doing sexual activities” vibe. Maybe I’m wrong.
That’s the best interview I’ve read in a long time, it actually made me laugh.
@ RocketMerry:
Maybe they (Wood and Manson) are the opposite of what they seem to be/try to show: he’s boring and she’s a freak (in bed).
What a douche.
Marry me, indeed! Best interview I have read in a long time. Funny, witty, genuinely self-deprecating, sexy… What’s not to love.
I think they look good together
You’ve got to be kidding me! There is NOTHING sexy about that. He’s sooooo trying WAY too hard. Clearly, he’s terrified of being gay. He even called Batman sexy. And he kept having to “clarify” that men should be interested in oral sex ……on a vagina. And know their way around down there……..on a vagina. He’s totally gay. He hopes we all think he’s a frat boy, though, and not skinny Billy Elliot in real life.
Why is it that British/Irish men can say things like this and I find it amusing and naughty-adorable? If an American male said them I’d probably find it humorous but still think what a tool!
he looks dorky
but l do love the way he treated his publicists
if more hollywood actors gave more down to earth interviews,they wouldn’t b perceived as fake&manufacture(side eyes zac efron)
Jamie looks like that chap Anne hathaway is dating and are those permaboogers under his nostrils?
“First, it shouldn’t be “A” case-specific vagina, it should be “A man should have a good understanding of ALL VAGINAS.” It should be the general, or “royal” vadge. Our collective flock of vaginas.”
–yes, that would be nice, if all ladies had the same proclivities and sensitivities. lets face it, all women pieces are exceedingly unique and require their own lessons per lad.
The ‘on a woman’ remark, is british humour, it doesn’t mean he’s gay fgs. If he was he’d be out and proud, believe me. It’s not a big deal for british actors go public with their sexuality.
Eww, if you know that Evan dated Manson for way too long then I don’t want to know what she learnt from that man so I’m going to take Jamie’s comments as his own. I think he grew a lot more than Evan because Evan was childish when dating Manson, he created and sculpted her personality. All of his girlfriends go to “the dark side” when dating him and Evan being young and naive was even more sculpted. He doesn’t strike me as the type that gets p* whipped and I think Evan realised what a catch he was and started dating him again. He seems like the mature one so please don’t ruin it with assumptions that Evan is the grown-up and the teacher in their relationship. He seems like a good fellow and doesn’t deserve to be reduced to the “pupil of that American vixen” but still, he doesn’t do it for me. It’s not because he uses big words that I believe him and find him attractive.
I dunno, for as many porn stars as Manson has dated…
I liked him before but now I love him. I love it when interviews are fun and off the cuff. Most are so safe and beyond boring.
Interesting though, the varied responses to his interview, ‘trying too hard, must really be gay’ etc., while I think he was just having a lark. it’s hard to get the nuance of a conversation from print so very often it seems like we the readers, project what we think onto what is being said. It’s like a grab bag of opinions and I’m always interested to see which celebrities inspire them. 🙂
Agree with ‘Choose Me’, I was a fan before but this interview made me like him better. Gave me a good laugh.
Actually, it should be have a good understanding of the VULVA (which includes clitoris and labias not just vagina). I really don’t get why people call a woman’s private parts ‘vagina’. In fact, the vagina is INTERNAL. The vagina is the internal canal. Its not the external. Its internal. You can’t actually ‘see’ a vagina unless you’re a Doctor with a Dr’s torchlight. The clitoris is external. so are the labia parts which are erogenous, too. The external private area is called the vulva. Its not called a vagina. I wish people would stop referring to the outer pubic area as the ‘vagina’. A woman’s private part is called the vulva. The vagina is an entirely different thing. It just grates on me that so many, so so many people incorrectly refer to the vulva as a ‘vagina’ when the vagina is internal and has nothing to do with the outer women’s parts. So many men and more astoundingly, women, call it the absolutely wrong thing. Its like calling a man’s genitals ‘prostate’. Sorry for being graphic/technical. The below might explain it more.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vulva
Abby, its not even physically possible to perform oral sex “on” a vagina. As I said above, the vagina is INternal. Oral sex would be done up inside the vagina, kind of like vaginal rimming. Since a vagina is internal, there’s nothing external for it to be ‘on’.
@Eve
Hmm…could be.
Or maybe Evan is prissy, Manson is boring and Bell is gay, and good for them! Who knows? XD
@TabyCat, let’s hope some men read your comment!
Ok I just totally fell even more in love with Jamie (although I am still not seeing this piece of shit Tin Tin movie).
God Bless Jamie Bell! Has his priorities straight. Love him and his bigass ears – he is so damn cute. Billy Elliot is one of my top 10 favorite movies.
“Actually, it should be have a good understanding of the VULVA (which includes clitoris and labias not just vagina).”
Errrr, labia is the plural of labium, even if you’re referring to both sets.
TabbyCat & The Bobster – You guys rock. It’s amazing how many of us don’t know this (embarrassingly I have to lump myself in that group 🙁 ).
They don’t teach you anything about the clitoris in health class! At least they didn’t when I was in school.. (I’m only 26 so it’s not all that long ago!)
Tabbycat- I am guilty of this. I know all the different parts and names but I still refer to it all as a vagina. I correct myself in my head after but I still say it. I don’t know why.
Sometimes I do refer to it all as an “area.”
I’ve loved him since Billy Elliot.
Is there anything more disappointing in life than meeting a great guy but later realising he hasn’t got a clue on what goes on down there? I think not.
The only thing I remember about ERW and Manson was that he tried to turn her into Dita 2.0.
He has grown up to be quite a handsome cheeky little bastard! I likey!!!
Just a heads up, Evan and Jamie were dating before she went out with Marilyn Manson. They have tattoos!
Actually, it’s well known that any girl who dates Marilyn Manson will be doing anal. Manson has a huge fetish for that, which is well known by many of his fans. I used to be one, until he cheated on Dita with Evan, and become a 40 year old emo loser.
Anyway, I can’t stand Evan. She pretty much morphs into whoever she dates, and she obviously thinks highly of herself. And she tries too hard to appear edgy, which means she’s really not.
I could think that Jamie is bisexual. Bisexual guys are pretty good at giving oral. =]
Evan however, until I see her dating a woman, I will say she is not.
I don’t care what they say… a man who can give good oral AND love it, is a man INDEED! I have only experienced ONE and it forever changed my view and expextations on foreplay. Thank you, Jamie. You just became WAY sexier in my book!
If I was having a chat with a man and he said this outright to me I would think: a) sexually immature – just discovered oral sex b) trying to prove that he has experience because he looks like he doesn’t c) eww d)douche. Not “how charming!”. He seems a perfect match for ERW because I think her issue is her constant need to prove how she’s ‘freaky’, ahead of the curve, too cool for school, and shocking. They should hang with RiRi. I’ll cut them a little slack because they are young – but if they think they are the only people around enjoying a healthy sex life (and not announcing to the world how much and precisely, in detail, how they like it) they have some growin’ up to do. Just sayin’.
Stupid twit is sending sexual awareness back to the 50s for god’s sake. Clitoris, you dummy, a man should understand where a woman’s clitoris is and what to do with it!
Pisces and Virgo pshhh lol I like Jamie… Evan…something makes me feel like she’s cold and unfeeling, not to mention fussy!
He sounds kind of silly and immature, but downright sexy and cute at the same time. God, he’s adorable. And a great actor as well. LOVE this guy.
WOW! I loved that movie…he grew up quite nice!!! For a young man he has knows all the right things about sex with a woman…I’m impressed!