Uh-oh: Kris Humphries told Kim Kardashian that they need time away from the cameras


More fodder for the “Seriously, Kim Kardashian’s marriage isn’t going to make it to Christmas” storyline. Life & Style’s cover story this week is all about Kris Humphries being “uncomfortable” with the cameras that now follow him around endlessly. As in, not the paparazzi, but the actual cameras that are in his home, filming him for Kim & Kris’s Very Special Divorce: The Kardashian Khristmas Special. Apparently, Kris has laid down the law with Kim, telling her that if the cameras are going to be in their home, they need to be getting more money, and if not, he’s only going to PRETEND to be her husband for a few more weeks. The whole idea of “Kris standing up for himself” is apparently a turn-on for Kim. Gross. I imagine that Kim’s “turned on” kat-face is really disgusting.

Wherever Kim Kardashian goes, a camera crew follows. So you’d think that her husband, Kris Humphries, would know what he was getting himself into. But insiders tell Life & Style that the pro basketball player is so uncomfortable with the camera crews constantly trailing the couple’s every move that he’s threatening not to appear in the next season of Keeping Up With the Kardashians.

“Kris wants out of filming,” an insider exclusively tells Life & Style. “They’ve had no time without a camera. He knows he signed up for this, but I think it’s weighed on him.”

And it’s not like being on the show is good for business. “Kris makes only about $20,000 per episode,” the pal says. “He wants more to make it worthwhile!”

Another insider says that he’s so fed up, Kris was firm about his needs and told his wife: “‘I’ll only be your little TV husband for a few more weeks.”

But fans of the show know that Kris says whatever he wants, whenever he wants. “Kris is really the only person who stands up to her,” a pal adds. “He says no when everyone else says yes.”

While her husband’s stubbornness causes tension between them, it also gives Kim a reality check. “I think secretly it challenges her and turns her on. No one says no to her except Kris. It frustrates her, but it ignites her.”

And Kim knows she’ll have to give up some control for things to work. As she admitted to Life & Style, “Marriage is about compromise and communication.”

[From Life & Style]

I doubt that Kim is turned on by Kris standing up to her. I bet it makes her wish she was back with Reggie Bush. But I think Kim wants to be with Reggie almost every hour of every day.

Anyway, how much longer is this marriage going to last? People will get tired of this “storyline” if things stay this douchey status quo, with Kris being labeled the bad guy and Kim acting poor and pitiful. I think Kim is too full of herself to admit that marrying Kris was a huge mistake… but I guarantee that she’s looking for a way out. Christmas divorce, or will they make it into 2012?



Cover courtesy of Life & Style, additional photos by WENN.

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  1. Elena says:

    I can totally see Kim running away from the cameras, screaming in terror!
    No, wait, I can’t.
    That just won’t do and where this story is headed to is a mystery to me.
    That’s why I’ll make sure I read a lot and educate myself about this family’s affairs.
    LOL, this IS a fun way to kill time!

  2. brin says:

    Wasn’t he told that he is just supposed to go along with the script?

  3. MellaYella says:

    She has the fakest looking body (next to Pamela Anderson) I think I’ve ever seen in Hollywood. Everyone is ready for her to get away from the camera.

  4. newtsgal says:

    Yeah right, that’s sooooo not ever going to happen….
    Kardashians are to cameras like Lindsay is to crackpipes.

  5. Julie says:

    I haven’t bought this marriage was real from the beginning…..just part of the attention whoring bullshit that the cat family lives for.

  6. EarthWindFire82 says:

    Kris knew what he had. He is the one who put that rock on her finger. If he didn’t want to be followed around, he should have never proposed and signed the papers. Maybe he’s Lockout Cranky…who knows?

    I give it til the week after Valentine’s Day. They’ll have one last ditch effort at saving the marriage that week, then give up after.

  7. Kaboom says:

    Without cameras, Kardashians cease to exist.

  8. Jessica says:

    After reading

    Kim’s “turned on” kat-face

    all I can think off is when my cat was in heat and then I imagine Kim rubing her ass on the ground “turned on”.

    You’re Welcome ;)

  9. ladybert62 says:

    no sympathy here for Kris or Kim – he knew what he was getting into/and she knew what she got when she married him

    I say it is over by Thanksgiving – which is 30 days away!

    ha ha

  10. the original bellaluna says:

    Well, that’ll never happen, so…Everyone knows that kameras are the Kartrashians’ bread & butter.

    *waves @ brin & ladybert*

  11. Kim says:

    Hww dare he break from the script! This is not what Kris signed him up for – haha!

  12. marge says:

    I think the only reason she married this guy is because his name starts with a K…
    That’s it, I got nothing else

  13. anonymoose says:

    b-b-b-b-but the cameras are her life force!

  14. Nev says:

    and this is why they are the smartest, seemingly most fascinating item in hollywood/gossip/reality tv….

    The Kardashians are the new All My Children.

    love it hate it, its soap opera at its best!

  15. Bonfire Beach says:

    Her tits are totally out of kontrol.

  16. Original Tiffany says:

    Nev-ITA, been saying it for a while. With all the soaps being cancelled, these shows are the new soaps. Real Housewives, Kartrashians, etc…
    Completely soap operas.

  17. Quest says:

    Kim + Cameras is like Money + Bank Account doesn’t Kris H know this.

    Kim cannot live, breathe or survive without the cameras rolling…how could he, OMG …is this the end of their marriage.

  18. F5 says:

    caricatures.. they both look like they’re missin’ a chromosome ಥ_ಥ

  19. Madisyn says:

    He’s making $ 20 grand an episode? What is Katface making? Who got the bulk of the $ 8 million of the ‘wedding’ proceeds?

  20. towelie says:

    Instead of another they’re getting divorced story, I would have like to see a story about Kim tweeting “Justin Beiber’s phone number” to trick her stans into voting for her loser no-job-having brother on DWTS. And I hope the NBA would start back up so Kris could get mocked as Mr. Kardashian.

  21. Joe's Mom says:

    @Jessica: Spectacular analogy! To me, too, her entire being is about as appealing as a cat in heat. “Sexy” is absolutely not the word we’re looking for. Bottom line: You want to just drop-kick the whole mess.

  22. the original bellaluna says:

    Mad – Well, tradition would dictate that if they’re married less than a year, the wedding gifts be returned.

    Of course, tradition would also dictate that you get “famous” through dedication to your craft and hard work, not getting peed on in a porno & your father’s famous last name.

  23. G says:

    Sigh. Did he not ask her how she made a living before they got married? For reals? She should stop being Kim K, altogether?

    Having said that, in the best possible view of the situation, they are over-exposed. Maybe this lets him put the pants on publicly and lets them go away.

    We all need a break.

  24. Benny says:

    Don’t care about these two.

    But that small pic of January Jones’ baby — isn’t that the cutest pic ever? I’m a sucker for babies.

  25. truthful says:

    Kris check your salary, your wifey, is shaving off some of your money for herself, smdh.

    what a joke, this family is…
    Kris run, its NOT too late.

  26. ol cranky says:

    no way she’ll let him go before he puts one of Hollywood’s favorite little accessories in her

  27. lisa says:

    I have to say.. this is exactly who should be on tabloid covers.. Reality stars and C & D list celebrities..

    This is where the money is. Kim loves the attention and so do the lesser known TV people.

    Clapping.. move of this kind of sh*t can save the rags.

    ** side note.. he really does look a lot younger than her.

  28. Bina says:

    I call bs. Kris proposed in front of the cameras. Totally used the Kardashians to further his own career (which won’t last very long).

    I love the NBA and had never heard of this guy before Kim started dating him. He’s been on a lot of teams for someone being relatively new to the league.

    I say he’ll stay as long as she’ll keep him and mess around on the side. He’s got nothing going for him otherwise.

  29. Cherry Rose says:

    Actually, I wouldn’t be surprised if Kim is the one cheating, not Kris. She’s doing a lot of work and appearances without him, and you know she goes and parties after that (even though she tries to act like she’s not a partier).

    I’m also betting that even though they are married, Kim is keeping her money seperate from his. Didn’t their prenup state that he has no right to any of her money, but that Kim has a right to take half of his if they divorce?

    Personally, I think that Kris H. is getting screwed over here. After all, he didn’t get any of the money from the wedding. That went straight into Kim’s (and her pimp mother manager’s) pockets.

    But, this is what happens when you marry someone just for the sake of getting a wedding special on E!

  30. Tristyn says:

    Pimp mama and the kartrashian Klan ,will never allow for this to happen ,narcissism run’s way to deep and pimp mama needs her 10% now that she can’t make Kris H be a kartrashian bitch….

  31. Launicaangelina says:

    They have zero chemistry! Just not an attractive couple. Kim (pre plastic surgery) and Reggie Bush were a great looking couple. I agree that she would rather have Reggie than Kris. I bet Regie had enough of her foolery with the cameras and cosmetic surgeries.

  32. Lady_Luck says:

    Why should that smarmy douchebag get 20 grand an episode? for doing what exactly?? Say what you like about Scott Disick, but he makes for good comic value and I’m sure he hasn’t negotiated himself such a tidy little package to how up…

  33. maria says:

    wow and I felt saying they would make it a year was mean but laughing at 72 days is bringing out my mean laugh. Sad that people who love each other for years can’t get married but this excuse for a celebrity (legend in her own mind) can legally tie the knot and make a mockery all the ‘sanctity’ of holy union that all these h8ters(prop 8) go on about