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“Anderson Cooper mocks Courtney Stodden” Links


Anderson Cooper obsessed with Courtney Stodden. Crack-o-Lantern! Eat her own face! LMAO. [The Frisky]
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59 Responses to ““Anderson Cooper mocks Courtney Stodden” Links”

  1. NYC_girl says:

    Oh, Anderson, I love you and your blue tie. My breasts are “RILL” too.

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  2. Heatheradair says:

    Yep, and he called ‘em stripper boots, too!

    By the by — what the HECK is up with that giant pink cup in that horrible “music” vid???????

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  3. Sarah says:

    Oh, Anderson, soo sexy and a little gay. I need to get me some “festive stripper boots” for halloween.

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  4. Belle Epoch says:

    I LOVE ANDERSON!!! Keepin’ it real

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  5. jessiee says:

    LOVE LOVE LOVE that Anderson Cooper spot! I, too, am obsessed with Courtney Stodden and her ridiculous existence. Yay Anderson! I laughed out loud!

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  6. logan says:

    Aw Anderson, you sooo cute. Now do a Lohan, any Lohan. Pick one. Has Anderson ever done Saturday Night Live? If not he would be fantastic!!!!!

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  7. Samigirl says:

    I love him. I’m for real naming this baby after him if it’s a boy. Anderson is Greek for “manly.” I just loved this so much! The ridiculist is my favorite thing!

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  8. Happy21 says:

    OMG that totally made my day!!!

    That little girl makes me want to shake my head. If I did though I’d spray vomit everywhere a la Linda Blair in the excorsist!

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  9. fabgrrl says:

    “If you don’t want to see a scantily clad 17 year old making out with her 51 year old “husband”, then maybe you shouldn’t go to a pumpkin patch. Haters.”

    :^) Love that man!

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  10. Kaye says:

    Anderson Cooper is my hero. That is all.

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  11. teehee says:

    Teeth are RILL hair is RILL nails are RILL

    This kid/girl/woman/person is really messed up to be acting like a stripper- who and what primed her to be this way

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  12. Cathy says:

    Crack-o-lantern….rofflmao…Anderson you gorgeous hunk of man….take me I’m yours

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  13. Sue says:

    Anderson – you are too funny! makes up for that bimbo who I think is permanently drugged up. You can tell that the old dude married her for her brain!

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  14. Nev says:

    he is becoming more sanctimonious…he should calm down and open up about HIS OWN life, instead of making fun of teenagers.

    he is beyond annoying.

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  15. Blue says:

    I see Leo is back to models. She looks good though.

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  16. Zay says:

    “Yeah, I said it…Haters [smug face]‘

    LOL he cracks me up

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  17. F5 says:

    Ugh I’m so over Cooper.. I know it’s in to worship him but if he’s so brilliant, what is he doing gossiping about these two.. at least you know what I get with reality famewhores.. His ratings are low and this is his bread and butter but I wish he didn’t act like he’s above all that.. yeah Cooper I bet you’re obsessed with that girl-_-

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  18. islandwalker says:

    Mock her parents, mock the husband. This child is a tragedy waiting to happen. They made her what she is. Just lost a little respect for Anderson. Sorry.

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  19. Poison Ivy says:

    Leo already back on track hunting models down, poor models!

    Edit: This is another model, than the one right after he dumped Lively, right? Sorry, they all look the same to me…

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  20. missanne says:

    dont put it on me, girl.
    d…d…d…d…d..DONT.

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  21. NaomiCampbellsPhone says:

    Oh I feel bad for the puppy guy. Pit Bulls can be crazy dogs if the owner treats them badly so I can understand his fear.

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  22. Feebee says:

    The shot of her on the boat is the first time she’s looked anywhere near the age she claims to be, adn by anywhere near I mean late twenties but that’s better than the 40 she usually looks like.

    But she’s RILL people so as a hater I should step off.

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  23. Luise says:

    She’s one nasty looking bitch.

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  24. Lynne says:

    Anderson Cooper made me laugh.

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  25. Beth says:

    “Haters.” LOL. I love Anderson.

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  26. jay says:

    You know the real victim here is the poor dog, right? Poor thing is just sittin’ there thinking “y’all gots to save me…please…I can’t take it anymore! I’m RILL!”

    ;-)

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  27. jane16 says:

    I have a really hard time believing this girl is only 17. She looks about 38, like one of the Real Housewives or something. What is it about young girls these days (ie, Lohans) that makes them age so fast? Gadzooks.

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  28. Cindy says:

    LMAO @ “While Courtney tries to eat her own face”

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  29. Crystalline says:

    Oh, Cooper, you make me giggle in your sarcastic sexy way. You tell those haters.

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  30. You don't say says:

    Cooper is funny. I wish he had started giggling again, but I loved the faces he made just as much. So very good.

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  31. WaywardGirl says:

    Anderson I love you <3

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  32. DiaBLa says:

    crack-o-latern…new fav phrase…I love AC with his piercing blue eyes…yum yum

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  33. JaneWonderfalls says:

    I love Anderson Cooper! He is so gay and bitchy! He does not care about what people think:-)

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  34. Camille says:

    Anderson Cooper you are hilarious lol.

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  35. SCREEEE says:

    What WAS she doing when she was trying to eat her own face?! Oh, is that a nightmare I see in my future?

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  36. ol cranky says:

    Why did I watch that? Now I’m gonna have nightmares again. Anybody know how to wash your brain out?

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  37. Dana says:

    Anderson Cooper grew up with best of everything. The Vandebilt fortune insured it. There’s no question that he is a “have”. Now on the other side of the coin: Courtney Stodden. No money. No one with simple common sense to monitor or guide her. The very definition of “have not”. Obviously, Cooper’s family fortune did not buy him compassion nor his news training stress objectivity.

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  38. wtf says:

    OMG i totally snorted out loud…my 16 year old son thinks i’m crazy and said if she’s 16 he’s 61 lol

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  39. FingerBinger says:

    LOL. Anderson Cooper is funny. WTF is wrong with this chick. The faces she makes. LOLOLOLOL!

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  40. Samigirl says:

    Dana, I’m not sure how you know how much money the Stodden family did or did not have? They obviously had enough money for her to dye her hair and get extensions constantly, her breast implants, her lip injections, and whatever plastic surgeries I am forgetting(that were obviously more important than braces-but I digress). OH! And for that crappy “music video.” Yes, AC grew up privileged, but he also has no problem putting himself out there in danger’s way. He is a serious journalist and has proved it. What has CS contributed to the world other than masterbation material for teenage kids and pedaphiles?

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  41. MSMLNP says:

    While Stodden is sad, it is more sad that this was covered on CNN. I love gossip as much as anyone, but are we to be subjected to famewhores on news programs now? If he was still a “serious journalist” I would think this kind of material would be beneath him.

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  42. misstrishm says:

    Holy smokes she tacky. But as I’ve been told many times you can’t fix crazy.

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  43. womanfromthenorth says:

    I too love anderson… this made me chuckle

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  44. LittleDeadGrrl says:

    I did not grow up with any money. Can I laugh at her? I had plenty of friends who had INSANE parents and most of them turned out normal. She at some point in time wanted to be this way. Anderson was super funny. Loved the whole clip.

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  45. atorontogal says:

    He was joking people. It was a light hearted side of the news. Geez!!! Lighten up Dana F5 and Nev!!

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  46. Dana says:

    I suspect the Stoddards are in the same category as the “Toddlers & Tiaras” folks. Maxing out their credit cards with the foolish belief that these “improvements” are investments in the child’s future.

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  47. mamakowalska says:

    OH YEAH!!! another stinky who who for us to watch!!!

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  48. memory27 says:

    lmfao I love you Anderson will you marry me?? lol that clip of her trying to eat her own face is hilarious.

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  49. Eleonor says:

    I’ve never heard Courtney speaks, but she sounds constantly drugged, or drunk, I don’t know.

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  50. dorothy says:

    Whats with the lip action in that “eat her own face” clip? She looks ridiculous.

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  51. rylan says:

    Cranky, I rilly think you need bleach.Rilly alot of bleach:)

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  52. mrsezc says:

    Love him .. love his mockery of her!! Totally great!! Thank you for the laugh!!

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  53. Faye says:

    He’s hilarious!! I love him.

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  54. lee says:

    “the internet: it’s a pumpkin patch that’s impossible to get thrown out of.”

    oh lord, i love anderson.

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  55. lakemom says:

    Oh Anderson. You had me at ‘eat her face.’ Take me, I’m yours.

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