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Did you know that Snooki has a new book out already? She really does, it’s called Confessions of a Guidette. It was just January that she put out her first book, A Shore Thing. We covered some excerpts here, and it was just as bad as you would expect from a girl known for getting so wasted she can’t stand up straight and hooking up with random guys at clubs. Snooki was on The Today Show yesterday to promote the book and she did a serious interview with Matt Lauer and everything. It was hard to watch her try to sit there and play off like she’s an author and not a punchline. She talked about herself in the third person while claiming that she could be a role model, but not as “Snooki.” It was weird:
Nicole Polizzi wants to be taken seriously! The Jersey Shore star famously know as Snooki draws a line between her guidette alter ego and the person she actually is.
“I think you see more of the party side of me … on the show, but right now, you’re talking to Nicole,” the pint-sized reality star told Matt Lauer on the Today show. “It’s like the soft, calm, business-ready person.”
Nicole continued to explain that the tanning addict, club-going, makeout-loving queen that we see on the MTV hit show is not a role model.
“Snooki’s definitely not a role model. Snooki’s just there to have fun in life,” she shared. “Nicole, I would say, I can be a role model. I’m very strong, independent and I’m lovable, I guess,” she said.
Nicole is making her rounds promoting her new book Confessions of a Guidette, in bookstores now.
“A Guidette is a girl with with a strong personality,” she explained. “She doesn’t let anyone bring her down. She likes tanning. She’s very independent and she loves to be, like, flashy.”
[From OK! Magazine]
I guess we know how she copes with having to see herself on video humping a plant. Bitch has dissociative identity disorder. I’m sure she forgets a lots stuff she does as Snooki too, but that’s probably just because she’s blackout drunk most nights.
Oh and Snooki and Vinny recently slept together as shown on Jersey Shore, but she’s still with her boyfriend. She gushed about him to Matt Lauer. I guess Snooki hooked up with The Situation too, but he recently denied ever sleeping with her. Sitch told Chelsea Handler on her show “We did something else. Well, I didn’t do anything. She did something.” So he’ll accept a beej from Snooki but his standards aren’t rock bottom enough to screw her. She’s the perfect height for it.
Poor girl. How did she end up doing these kind of things in life?
She is just rank. Dirty, scummy, filth. Please, go far far away.
I’ve never watched her show or anything but she seems harmless and has this sort of endearing side to her.
For some odd reason she doesnt bug me like most realty show people do. I think she’s more aware of herself than most on reality shows. she probably knows she has to make the most of this now b/c in a few yrs her time in the spotlight will be up.
On the bright side; she seems know how to hold a pencil, which must meen she can actually scribble. Or write, perhaps…
Which might make her some sort of rolemodel for those who can’t
Can we please be done with this dipshit?
Bitch please.
Well, she is lovable, actually, and I’m punching myself in the face for it, yes. But I wouldn’t touch her with a ten feet pole. She looks like a troll. But a likeable troll, like those neon-haired guys from 90s or something.
She has no upper lip…this bugs me.
DANZIGER!!!!! seriously funny.
Go Snooki! Ride the gravy train! You dont need to do anything really to be a celeb anymore. So screw it, why not? Do your thing.
her makeup looks better.
At least she’s smart enough to make a lot of money while she’s still famous and in demand. I’d take the money and run!
I’m surprised there’s never any real gossip about these people- just info on appearances they’ve made. You know they don’t behave much better off-camera, so where are all the stories about illicit bj’s, fights, drug smuggling, getting 86’d from bars, etc, etc? I know these stories are out there, just waiting to be told, but every time I click on the link I’m always greeted with disappointment. 🙁
I love Snooki. Jersey Shore is one of my biggest guilty pleasures. I actually bought her book and she’s never going to win any awards for her writing, but it was entertaining and the tone was exactly how she sounds on the show-she’s clearly found herself a gifted ghost writer.
As far as reality stars go, I think she’s pretty harmless. She doesn’t pretend to be anything other than who she is, and she seems like she’d be fun to party with.
Good points Statler – while she is harmless my sticking point is that she has no talent none nada – why is this being rewarded; and how does Lauer look at himself knowing he treated this brainless dipshit like she’s some author. Please.
Yes she’s a role model!
..and I’m Madonna ツ