I’m honestly not sure how we are not looking at Paz de la Huerta’s vadge right now. Paz was the hostess of the Burlesque Halloween Party at Dusk Nightclub in Atlantic City, New Jersey last night, and she wore this completely boring outfit. Superficially, this is just a boring black dress – Paz looks more costume-y and Halloween-y on a normal red carpet than she does here. But then I looked more closely – the dress is opaque translucent. And she’s not wearing any underwear, from what I can see. So how are we NOT seeing her biscuits? I don’t understand.
Should we talk about Paz’s face? I feel sort of bad singling her out, but I do have a few nice things to say. For one, she doesn’t look blitzed out of her skull. That’s good – that’s an improvement! So, she looks relatively sober, and slightly uncomfortable. I also think she looks like she “tried”. Like, this is Paz “trying” to look presentable, likely because she was being paid for this appearance. And even though she tried, she still looks so, so rough. Poor Paz.
Agent Bedhead sent me this recent morning show interview with Paz – I don’t think I’ve ever seen her interviewed on TV. She’s very… er… she’s like a 13-year-old girl who thinks she’s being very, very mature.
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So what, she just played her creepy self.
Drag Queen, or Steven Tyler.
Still the same hot mess.
Opaque is not transparent!
Paz doesn’t need a costume. She is one! I’d go as her too, if we celebrated Halloween over here.
That said, DAT BODY.
She looks like she always dresses, like a melted witch.
She’s wearing underwear, you can see it in the profile shots. Also, that interviewer was INSANE…it was like she was on bennies…
She looks like I put her rollers in!
Bad hair is not a Halloween costume.
Funny, I really loved Paz (her acting on Boardwalk, all her crazy hot mess photos, etc. etc.) until I just watched that interview. Ugh the pretentiousness is just DRIPPING off of her. Oh well…
For my girl Paz…to quote Ministry…
“Everyday is Halloween”!!!!
Mortish-ack-don’t!
Yeah, opaque means you can’t see through it….
Her lips are to big for her face
God it was so hard to try and get through that interview…she spoke SO SLOWLY…and not just like someone who was trying to get their point across, like someone who had no idea what they were saying as they were saying it. I had to stop halfway through, my brain was starting to hurt.
“I love BEEEEAAAUUUTIFUL clothes..”
I’m sorry, but I have never seen that chick wear any type of “beautiful” clothing. She has no sense of style whatsoever.
That interview is painful to watch…I want to yell, “Hurry up and answer already! More ideas! Fewer words!!”
But she did look good & normal then.
Going as herself for Halloween. . .
That means she opted for the ‘scarey costume’.
are we sure it’s a costume? she looks exactly the same as always.
IMO, she celebrates Halloween every single day, so…
she might actually look more normal than usual… strange.
What costume? She is hideous!
She’s in costume???
Ugh. Her body is aaahhhmazing. I wish I looked like that sitting down in profile. Ughhhh.
This chic has a great body & they make her look so much better on Boardwalk Empire…but when she dresses herself & the make up…always terrible!
She looks like she’s sucking in her nostrils in some pics.
Also, she needs to talk quicker in interviews or she won’t get booked much.
she’s the strangest chick ever
She has a depressive look about her.
Her eyes look infected.
You know that saying about after turning a certain age, it’s your face or your ass? Looks like someone had to make that decision a little bit early.
She has a killer body, so every gown looks good on her, but that hair !
I think she’s enchantingly nutty now, and glamazonly gorgeous, but something about her face makes me think that she’s not going to age well.
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