George Clooney gave Stacy Keibler crabs, and she makes him wear a bib

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This story has so many double entendres and “WTF?” moments, I can’t even start. The Enquirer got one of their many “tips” about George Clooney and his lady of the moment, his beck-and-call girl, Stacy Keibler. The Enquirer always has dirt on Cloons and his girls, so this is just continuing in the grand tradition. But this report is unlike anything I’ve ever read, just for the sheer “ick” factor. Clooney gave Stacy crabs. Literally, like, a bag of crabs, not the STD. Stacy prefers crabs to jewelry and anything fancy, because she’s not a “girly-girl” – she’s not afraid to “get her hands dirty”. Filthy, right?

WHO said romance is dead? Not GEORGE CLOONEY who did the unthinkable!

George Clooney wowed his new girlfriend Stacy Keibler while the two were vacationing in Mexico by giving her a case of crabs – that is, a crate of fresh Maryland crabs shipped all the way from her hometown of Baltimore.

The 50-year-old Oscar winner had the shellfish air-shipped for a very special candlelit dinner for two during their early October getaway to ro­mantic Cabo San Lucas.

And pals say George’s gesture put the 32-year-old stunner in the mood for love.

“Stacy was over the moon with George’s surprise – she absolutely loves steamed crabs!” a source told The ENQUIRER.

“She’s from Maryland, her family still lives there, and she loves nothing more than a crabfest. As a matter of fact, Stacy prefers crabs as a gift over roses or expensive jewelry. She was amazed that George had made such a big effort to impress her.”

The source continued, “What George loves most about Stacy is that while she’s gorgeous, she’s not a girly girl. Stacy’s not afraid to get her hands dirty – and she really showed George hot to eat crabs like a Maryland native. She got George to don a plastic lobster bib and had him ripping apart the crabs with his bare hands. He loves that Stacy gets such a big kick out of little things. And she’s quickly becoming a major part of his life.”

[From The Enquirer, print & online editions]

I’m sure George loves that Stacy isn’t a girly-girl. I would even venture a guess that she might even be TOO feminine for her standard tastes, and that he usually likes girls a bit more drag-queeny. Still, Stacy is tall, broad and muscular, and she likes to get in there and “get her hands dirty” and root around and… that’s why Clooney likes her so much. That, and she makes him wear a bib. I bet Clooney loved that, feeling so constrained around his neck. “TIGHTER. THE BIB SHOULD BE TIGHTER. OOOOO…I’m done.”

As for the crabs… I’m not a crab person. But I love it when someone buys me chicken. Seriously, I’ll be your friend forever if you buy me a bucket of chicken. I’ll even barter sexually for chicken. Seriously.

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  1. Jackson says:

    I don’t even care about the story, that headline was good enough for me!

  2. gab says:

    Wow, Kaiser, chicken? Really? What kind?
    Don’t get me wrong, I can be had for my favorite BBQ ribs, so I get it!!

  3. podzol says:

    BEST. HEADLINE. EVER! Hahahahahaha!

  4. Beatrix says:

    wow, they have the best fictitious rendezvous writer ever

  5. Turtle Dove says:

    Daddy likes giving out crabs does he? These two are great for gossip and the photos are getting more and more awkward – photo three case in point,

  6. mln76 says:

    Please tell me the Enquirer had the balls to put ‘George gives Stacy a case of crabs’ on the cover! I’m not that into regular crabs but soft-shell crabs are so yummy!

  7. You don't say says:

    You know your relaitonship is a joke when the lowly Enquirer starts cracking on you!!! I guess since he does not have premiers coming up, they have to leak some freaky stuff about them. But, I think the next movie must have an event soon, so it should be interesting to see the next event in this staged relationship. But she is good for a gossipy laugh.

  8. brin says:

    It wouldn’t surprise me if Clooney was the source (anything for a laugh).

  9. DorothyZbornak says:

    Is it just me, or does she look like an older Hayden Panetierre? I’m sure she’ll que up for the Clooney girlfriend parade soon enough.

  10. Rita says:

    Unless the crabs were delivered in a Prius with a big bow around it, she’s safe for now.

  11. Quest says:

    Damn it! I thought it was the STD kind of Crabs. Imagine my disappointment

  12. Embee says:

    As a Maryland native I love and appreciate his gesture! It’s a cultural thing, growing up sitting around a picnic table picking crabs for hours on end…such good memories.

    It does leave them ripe for being the butt of a joke, though.

  13. Pyewacket says:

    She is so strange looking.

  14. thinkaboutit says:

    I spent a lot of time on the Chesapeake Bay, and NO ONE wears those silly lobster bibs to eat crabs! Ha! fake story! LOL (true about the bibs but the rest, I’m kidding for the slower minds in the crowd).

  15. guest says:

    This story from the Enquirer just shows how desperate his or her PR people for some attention after the father-daughter story with Canalis. If they think it makes him look sexy and romantic and her this laid back sort of gal it doesn’t. Just makes their relationship story even more awkward. Also, candlelight dinner fr two they took a whole plane load of people down to Cabo for her birthday. Hah Gosh they must be the most romantic couple in Hollywood.

  16. Leticia says:

    I think she is quite pretty.

  17. daisydoodle says:

    I’m a Marylander, and picking crabs is a very social thing, however, I prefer mine in a crab cake….picking crabs ruins your manicure. And we don’t use bibs for crabs….ever

  18. BELLA says:

    what a fool she is ..hope she DUMPS HIM

  19. jane16 says:

    Hilarious…kaiser, you’re so funny!

  20. Victoria says:

    philly folk lpve us some crabs too.

  21. Intercontinental says:

    Ohh nooooo!!! We read gossip cop before this, they have had a denial from camp Clooney on this tale!!

    We must admit though the headlines are hilarious, you look and your immediate reaction is WTF! followed by utter hysteria! And really, it just goes to show how cheap she is! In fact could you get any cheaper?? 

    @Kaiser, we’re on Kentucky fried chicken
    tonight! We’d invite you but we doubt we’d
    manage to keep our hands off your share! 

  22. Aqua says:

    And to think people are getting paid for making this stuff up.That’s what’s hilarious.

    In the third picture George looks like he’s been on a all night bender.

  23. LucyOriginal says:

    @Aqua: that’s exactly what I thought! :) .

    @Kaiser: thank you for the titty tape photo (lol).

  24. Birdy says:

    Gossip Cop has debunked it and Clooney’s camp has denying the story.

    George Clooney Gave Stacy Keibler Crabs?

    Truth rating: 0

    According to the tabloid, Clooney surprised Keibler with the shellfish on their recent vacation in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico.

    He supposedly had a crate of fresh Maryland crabs shipped from her hometown (Baltimore) for a “special candlelit dinner,” and his “gesture put the 32-year-old stunner in the mood for love.”

    A so-called “source” says that Keibler was “over the moon” with Clooney’s crabs, adding, “As a matter of fact, Stacy prefers crabs as a gift over roses or expensive jewelry. She was amazed that George had made such a big effort to impress her.”

    Indeed, it’s always romantic when Maryland meets Mexico!

    But is there any actual truth to the shellfish shipment story?

    Gossip Cop investigated the crab claim, and a source close to the actor tells us it’s “not true.”

    Here’s hoping Clooney mans up and really gives Keibler crabs in the future!

  25. Tammy says:

    Well! Whilst we’re all amidst this silliness
    http://www.celebrigum.com/2011/10/george-clooney.html

    and you can hit the main link at the top to see Gosling, Jackman, and a lot of other guests that have been to Dave’s show.

  26. Kaiser says:

    Here’s an honest-to-God question: why are Gossip Cop’s unnamed sources more reliable than any other tabloid’s?

  27. Sean says:

    Enjoy this limited engagement
    They all do those ball tricks for this crow

  28. MBGB says:

    I call BS on this. NO ONE wears a bib while eating crabs and if she’s from Baltimore, she knows this. We put a couple of rolls of paper towels in the middle of the table and that’s it. No finger bowls, no bibs, ever!

    Oh, and we like to get drunk on cheap beer while we crack crabs here. Bite of crab, sip of Natty Boh, repeat until full/drunk.

  29. Nanea says:

    @ Kaiser: I should think it’s the publicists who have Gossipcop debunk these stories, at least many of those denials concerning GCloon sound as if they were issued by Stan Rosenfield.

  30. Elm says:

    Fast forward 15 years and I can see Keibler putting a real bib on Clooney!

    Hilarious post and headline –

    Agree with posters that this is likely a reaction to the deafening silence after Eli’s reports (the DM has another report of her taking Mehcad home to Milan)

    Stacy is becoming stranger with time as well as Eli – maybe its the effect of being around Clooney? What kind of woman prefers crabs to roses/jewellery/gifts?

  31. karma says:

    God, this is headline constitutes one of the top ten least subtle grab for pageviews I’ve ever seen.

  32. Jenn says:

    Both Clooney’s and Anniston’s publicists have Gossip cop and People magazine on speed dial. Whenever there is a denial, romantic dinner or other outing, those two sources are first on the scene and report all the details of both these couples.

  33. Mauibound says:

    The older George gets, the younger his girlfriends get and more of a creeper he looks like.

  34. Erm says:

    Why do I get the feeling that this one’s a keeper? She seems quite sweet and not likely to try to steal his limelight.

  35. mjh says:

    Look at her boob tape fail in the first pic. Seriously even the dress is uneven.

  36. Britt Mezher says:

    I think she’s pretty, in an odd sort of way, I thought she was older than 32 though.

  37. AcornPaste says:

    What’s Heidi Klum doing with George?

  38. Vidi says:

    Not much desparate for publicity then!

    Have to resort to STD’s and innuendo now as the Daddy/Daughter images were not enough!

  39. Sycophantsallaroundme says:

    Hey, thanks for the heads up on the Gossip Cop site! I didn’t know about it. It’s great! Bloggers are funny.

  40. Gladiola'sMom says:

    No native Marylander- much less, a chick from Dundalk, as I believe, Ms. Kiebler, hails– would ever use a bib when picking crabs.

    Instead, the sophisticated tool of choice is.. drum roll, please.. a big roll of paper towels.

    BTW, you also never eat them to be “romantic” and classy– they are way too messy and the big newspaper/kraft paper you put down really doesn’t suggest romance….

  41. Former fan! says:

    The sad part is that now people believe the most ridiculous stories about him and he has to deny them.
    Back then when he was still a classy guy, people wouldn’t have believed that kind of gossip about him or they would have assumed that it was some sort of prank.
    But he’s not that man anymore he’s just a dirty old perv who dates dumb girls and do dumb things for them like offering them a career by parading them on every red carpets on the way from italy to Los Angeles!

  42. original kate says:

    girlfriend has botox wonk eye and forehead vein. maybe she should lay off.

    as for george does he ever date women who have actual careers, say a doctor, or a producer or an A list actress? he always dates D list actresses, cocktail waitresses or TV personalities. i think he is the kind of man who is threatened by strong, smart women so instead he dates bland, pretty bobbleheads.

  43. Intercontinental says:

    http://news.google.co.uk/news/url?sa=t&ct3=MAA4AEgBUABgAmoCdWvYAQE&usg=AFQjCNGUnoxU4GewjdqkYuM_RLn1aCDKxw&rt=MORE_COVERAGE&url=http://www.starmagazine.com/news/george-stacy-its-serious

    WTF!!! – have you seen this rubbish! Clearly SOMEBODY is not getting enough media attention! Why is it that each time EC gets media attention there follows
    some crap like the above and crabs???

    Not only is it DESPERATE, it’s frustratingly annoying!! Is there a Las Vegas style bet going down here on who can brow beat the public into submission first??

    Please advise who’s winning so far….

  44. Blake says:

    This is pretty sad. It is going to get worse. On one of the entertainment magazine shows, they interviewed three WWE women wrestlers. They emphasized their college degress blah blah blah.. It was so obvious it was about whitewashing. Then they did a quick tie in saying it was what help Stacy land George. These women was very much into hurting and maiming their opponents. This has convinced just how much people who participate in this sport are pure trailer trash. George looks ridiculous now, because he is ridiculous.

  45. Blake says:

    Now a article is stating that George’s dad wants him to run for President? That is insane! Is Stacy going to be First Lady? What is going to be the entertainment on Inaguaration Day? A WWE sports fest? Isn’t there enough disgrace that has been through the White House? Do we really need more?

  46. Gelina Whiddon says:

    Clooney says in Rolling Stone (November 2011) that he won’t discuss whether he currently has a girlfriend, but he appears to stay in from of the camera with his alleged contract girlfriends. I have never read or heard of a supposedly private movie star who is so public with his little trashy romances. Enough already George! If the rumors are true, buy out the contract and live a real movie star life (i.e. Richard Gere, Robert Di Niro, Denzel Washington, Leonardo DiCaprio, Brad Pitt, Michael Fassbender, Samuel Jackson, Hugh Grant, Matt Damon and …)

  47. marie says:

    You guys here have George leaving Stacy by Oscar night then you have a romantic George and Stacy post. Which is it?? Are they almost done or hot and heavy??