Michael Fassbender, GQ’s Breakout of the Year: “I’m not easily embarrassed”

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As I mentioned earlier this week, Michael Fassbender is part of GQ Mag’s “Men of the Year” issue – Fassie was named the “Breakout of the Year”. Well deserved, and I imagine Fassie will be making lots of “best of” lists this year, and I imagine that he’s quickly becoming one of the leading contenders for a Best Actor Oscar nomination. Sigh… I love some Fassie in the morning. Even though I’m not totally crazy about these photos, I still kind of want to lick his face. Anyway, you can now read the full GQ interview online here – there are a lot of quotes from directors that have worked with him, all about how awesome he is. I’m just doing some of the highlights.

When he shows up for this interview on a sunny New York morning, it is not immediately clear what the fuss is about. He says hello, lights up a Camel, and dissolves sleepily into a deck chair on a terrace in Chelsea… He doesn’t look anything like he does on-screen, and this is not a roundabout way of implying that he is short. It’s a neutral fact.

Fassbender’s hair is close-cropped and gingery…his chin is blurred by whiskers and his forehead well lined. In person, wearing a faded T-shirt, leather jacket, and boots with the sort of white cotton socks your dad might buy, he’s manageably beautiful—the kind of man whose face warrants a pause, not a faint. When Fassbender claims that people still don’t recognize him on the street—that his favorite activity is to “observe, blend in, and disappear amongst the crowd”—it’s possible to believe him, because he can evidently molt skins.

“Michael’s got a working-class attitude, in a good way,” says David Cronenberg, and Fassbender’s approach does contain an element of manual labor. To prepare for a role, he’ll read a screenplay as many as 300 times in daily shifts of seven hours. What he first seeks in a project is literary merit: “I like a story that is challenging to me as a reader, and therefore as an audience, and therefore as a player.” Which often translates into parts he can disappear into.

When asked how he readied himself for [Shame’s] many nude scenes, he is characteristically proletarian: “You feel awkward and mortified, but you get on with it. I’m not easily embarrassed.”

If Shame fails to strip Fassbender of his cheerful anonymity, Prometheus will. Ridley Scott’s latest addition to the Alien franchise almost guarantees the actor will be ubiquitous before July. For his part, Scott doesn’t care whether his leading man is a household name by then. As he puts it simply, “Michael is the real thing.”

[From GQ]

The GQ piece is written by a woman, and I suspect she’s a Fassloonie, just because of the distinct lack of Fassie quotes. In my mind, she assessed him coolly, realized that although he didn’t look exactly like he does on screen, he’s still really, mind-blowingly sexy, and she promptly began humping his leg. What? That’s what I would have done, and that ends an interview fast. I like that she mentions how working class he is, and how that’s his approach to film-making too. He’s so sexy. He doesn’t need money. All he needs is that face. And that dong.

UPDATE: Crap, there’s video too.

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Photos courtesy of Nathanial Goldberg/GQ.

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  1. Bellydancer says:

    Damn this is too much dong this morning first Dylan Mcdermott who says he doesn’t mind getting naked and now Fassdong saying he is not embarrassed by being naked and then Dylan says he doesn’t have to put his balls in people faces lawdy I have only had 1 cup of coffee this morning and still trying to wake up. Well hell I’m woke now. If men are going to talk about balls and dongs this early I need to be woke to discuss this coherently.

  2. Mouse says:

    His laser eyes in the second pic are amazing…though the fact that they perfectly match the hue of the shirt make my brain cry out “PHOTOSHOP”. Meh. I also wish it didn’t look like he was wearing some pink lipstick…unless that’s transfer from where I sucked his lips into my mouth.

    Regardless. Hot.

  3. à la Rive says:

    Wait, he’s short?

  4. searching4grace says:

    I’ve only seen him in x-men. I liked him there. Love his smile. But, they lost me at, he’s short. It ruined the fan fiction for me. Still love his acting.

    Edit: Just checked-Websites are saying he’s 6 foot. Puts him at the same height as me. Good enough for me. Who needs heels?

  5. CaseyCannolis says:

    I love how unaffected the writer seems, pointing out his well-lined forehead and that he’s short (since when is 6′ short?) as though she is so above it all. He’s obviously one of the hottest men in Hollywood, in part because he is real-looking and not SUPER untouchable hot, and because, plainly put, he seems like he gives a shit about his job. What chick wouldn’t be attracted to that?!

  6. Leigh says:

    huh. how short?…. IMDB lists him as 6’… not true?

  7. UKHels says:

    I hope he continues to make good career decisions

    please don’t get into a Jack Sparrow situation darling dong, PLEASE!!!

  8. Kaiser says:

    I’m not sure – when he was standing next to Viggo Mortensen, Fassie only looked a few inches shorter, and isn’t Viggo a big dude? My guess is that Fassie is slightly shorter than 6 feet, but he’s wiry and compact.

  9. Eve says:

    @ Kaiser:

    Yup. He looked definitely shorter than Mortensen, who is himself 5’11”.

    I think Fassbender is 5’10” (1,77m or 1,78m) — I even remember seeing that on his IMDb page a way back (before he starred on X-Men First Class).

    P.S.: I don’t like these pictures. They photoshopped his eyes color and that was unnecessary: they’re already beautiful the way they are naturally.

  10. Marianne says:

    My god those eyes in that second pic are piercing. Maybe it’s because Im on my phone but damn they were so bright!

  11. snark says:

    If you look at this previous post where he’s with Zoe, and she’s barely wearing a heel, he’s def not six feet tall:
    http://www.celebitchy.com/159925/michael_fassbender_zoe_kravitz_were_papd_together_are_still_dating/
    She is tiny and he doesn’t look much more substantial. He plays big onscreen which is probably all that matters, and he’s lucky he morphs well..

  12. Meanchick says:

    Rrrrraaaaarrrrwwwwwwrrrr!

  13. HoustonGrl says:

    He strikes me as 5’10. Of course, I can’t be sure since I’ve never seen him in person. Then again, if I had seen him, I probably wouldn’t be here to write about it since I’d be hospitalized for convulsions and/or arrested.

  14. sesame says:

    I’m secretly delighted that he appears here and on other gossip blogs because we all fancy him, not because he’s done something gossip-worthy. That GQ video of him in that henley shirt… meow.

    Plus, I like that universally everyone who interviews him says that he’s down-to-earth and normal. No movie star attitude, no movie star outfits. Just a regular guy who happens TO LOOK AND ACT AMAZING.

  15. k says:

    I’m 6 feet. Fassie is definitely shorter than me. I can tell by how he measured up against Mia W.

  16. Las says:

    Still don’t like him…

  17. sesame says:

    Oh, another thing … how endearing is this quote from him:

    On growing up in Ireland and being an altar boy [via TIME]
    “I remember hearing that the spirit was always next to you, so I would always make room in my bed for the spirit … I’d make room for the teddy bears, Jesus and me. And then I’d wake up in the morning, and I’d squashed ’em all.”

  18. LucyOriginal says:

    Well…When I was walking next to him, I could swear he is not taller than 5’10”. I would say either 5’9” or 5’10” (max!!!!). I think he is 5’8” to 5’9” (1,73m to 1,77 m), if my conversions are correct, lol.

  19. Orange Cone says:

    “…and she promptly began humping his leg. What? That’s what I would have done, and that ends an interview fast.”

    Oh Ma Gawd…Kaiser- You. Crack. Me. the F*** UP!!

    I just saw X-men first class this past wknd, and now I know what you mean about the FASSDONG- Woo!

  20. honeychurch says:

    OOooh, I like that David Mitchell book too! Rrrrrawrrrr!

  21. Bellydancer says:

    You know the Fassdong is small cuz he has to get up in tiny spaces a lot….. so he can’t be all big and bulky. Plus it’s usually the small slight men that have the big dongs. So who cares if he is short a few inches in the legs and torso as long as he gained it somewhere else. (lol)
    Whew!! Imagining Michael trying to snuggle all up in a tight space…….and all that dong trying to fit too! (lol)

  22. emmabee says:

    @lucyoriginal – you’re right; when i walked next to him, i was surprised bc i was expecting 6 ft of mf goodness, and in fact he was not much taller than me! mf was smaller than on screen imo –really slender, but radiating charisma.the writer’s wrong; his face merits a faint!

    @sesame i love that quote! he sounds like he was a darling as a boy.

  23. Turtle Dove says:

    Turtle Dove instantly becomes friends with “LucyOriginal”. Bestie… when did you see him? (whispers) Careful, Kaiser might shank you.

  24. LucyOriginal says:

    @turtledove: *hugs* :). Kaiser already called me BITCH, lol.
    I saw him at NYFF last October. I was sitting right in front of stage (2nd row) when Cronenberg called him. I was not sure if he looked in my direction and I wanted to make sure if he was looking at me. So, I nodded and smiled and he did the same thing back at me, :). So, the next day someone tweeted he looked cute smiling and nodding, probably a delusional b*tch who did not notice it to whom he was doing it, lol.
    When the movie was over I left right after they left the balcony and for my surprise he was outside, but i did not recognized him right away (duh!). He started walking next to me and i looked like two times (duh!) until I finally realized that Ginger Viking God was him and I froze and said nothing, lol.

    @emmabee: I am short and I was on heels, he seems to have the same height as my ex 5’8” and a half.

    That being said, Clooney is not 5’11” either…He wears heels, ha ha ha. Good job Armani! That’s why he doesn’t look as short as he should if he was right next to his cray cray girlfriend of____.

  25. Kaiser says:

    *unsheathes slut dagger *

    What are you bitches talking about in here? HM?

    No, I’ll buy that he’s shorter than 6 feet. He reminds me of Jeremy Renner in build – they’re both compact dudes with great bodies and I wouldn’t say no to either of them.

  26. iseepinkelefants says:

    searching4grace – read that he’s actually 5’10 (imdb tends to exaggerate). Some fan who met him said that that was his real height. If you compare him to other actors in photos it makes sense. He does not look 6ft.

    *edit* see that everyone else answered lol.

  27. Turtle Dove says:

    Ohh…. hi, Kaiser. Didn’t see you there. You’re looking especially… dagger-y today.

    (whispers @ LucyOriginal so Kaiser won’t hear) How exciting. How did you manage to not grab him and run out of the event? He was probably trying to say something to you on the street? AHHH… LucyOriginal… I should be hearing about your night of sex and inability to walk the next morning!

  28. Camille says:

    I hope he’s no shorter than 5’10, men under that height don’t do much for me. I would hate to lose my Fassie crush 🙁

  29. Susie says:

    I met him twice last week. Once at the party after the SHAME premiere and once at a reception post private screening.

    He’s NOT short (Cruise and Renner are short). He’s just “shorter than expected” because he has such a huge (no pun intended) presence on screen.

    He seemed average in height 5’10″ish and 5’11″ish with dress shoes (I swear he was taller at the premiere). In pictures with his director, Steve McQueen they are the same height, yet when I met McQueen he seemed “taller” only because he’s a larger man.

    Fassy is built like a dancer. All compact, wiry not an ounce of fat on him, so he appears “tiny…” When you look for him in a crowd you expect him to “stand out” so that, for some people is unexpected. But when you get him one on one, he’s mesmerizing and you won’t be thinking about his height when he’s staring directing into your eyes…

  30. LucyOriginal says:

    @Kaiser: you are so right! 6feet tall or not, he is just Fassienating and I would not date him because he is yours Kaiser! (But I cnanot give my word I wouldn’t, lol)

    @Turtle dove: I don’t like to think about it, sigh…I was just like what???!! frozen. He was there like us, “regular people”, that’s why I like him even more. Whispering, Kaiser won’t hear it: Do you really think if I had sex with him I would tell you?! lol. Actually, this “possibility” never occured to me, that’s probably the reason I did not grab him or whatever… :). I think I admire more his acting chops than his Viking awesomeness.

  31. Susie says:

    p.s. If you look at the picture Kaiser posted from the Cannes premiere of INGLORIOUS BASTERDS – well hello, Brad Pitt’s not very tall either… 🙂

  32. Turtle Dove says:

    LucyOriginal:

    Why not? As your bestie, I have to say yer gorgeous! He was there for a reason. 🙂

    (runs frantically from thread)

  33. sesame says:

    There’s no way that man is 5’9 (or even less). He’s equal height to Knightley when she wears 4-5 inch high heels and I think without heels she measures 5’6 or 5’7.

  34. Jules says:

    He is so amazingly sexy. Who cares how tall he is.

  35. El Kiddo says:

    If Fassie is short, then my other love, James McAvoy must be a midget. I hate you bitches! LOL.

  36. LucyOriginal says:

    @turtledove: hahaha, you’re awesome! (running before kaiser brings her dagger).

    @sesame: are you sure she is the height is on websites? after i saw some actors at NYFF, I don’t beleive msot of the measurements the websites tell us…lol

    @Kiddo: love McAvoy! Sorry. If I ever see him, I will let you know, bitch! LOL

  37. darkladi says:

    OK the short thing makes me sad. Then I remember that I can’t tell if he’s on top.

  38. Eve says:

    @ El Kiddo:

    James McAvoy IS short — well, if you think 5’7″ (1,70m) is short…for me, he’s just fine (I’m 5’2″ so he “fits” me perfectly, ha!).

  39. Eve says:

    I forgot to add: you girls should stop worrying about his height. We all know he’s taller when he’s lying down anyway…*wink*