Pippa Middleton spotted on a very public date with a mysterious stranger

These are photos of Pippa Middleton on Sunday, where she attended the ATP World Tour tennis match between Roger Federer and Jo-Wilfried Tsonga in London. Um… LOOK AT HER DATE. He’s got an attractive face, right? I mean, on his own, he’s somewhat handsome and a stylish-looking dude, sort of like a well-put-together Rhys Ifans, but compared to the other guys Pippa has been attached to this year (Alex Loudon, George Percy), this guy is a complete stud. Unfortunately, NO ONE knows who he is. I’ve checked American tabloids, British tabloids, Gawker, Radar, all of them are coming up blank. But! Everyone has noticed him, which is the point. Just a few weeks after getting dumped by Alex Loudon for being so middle-class and common, Pippa is already bouncing back with a very public tennis date with a mysterious stranger. Pippa wins!

In my mind, this dude isn’t completely English. This is how I picture him: he’s part Italian, part French, with some mysterious title from a royal house that no longer has a voice. He was educated in England, though. You can’t quite place his accent, but his voice is rich and soothing. He’s new money, obviously, and he takes a lot of care in his appearance. Although he’s straight, he gives the Middleton girls makeup advice, because he’s the only one who can get through to them – “Enough with the eyeliner, ladies!” He takes Pippa out on whirlwind adventure dates and buys Pippa lovely pieces of jewelry. That’s just how it goes in my mind. I want Pippa to do well. Because I’m worried that at the end of the day, she won’t successfully overshadow her “Waiting Is An Art” sister. And I want Pippa to overshadow her.

Various media outlets have supplied other names for Pippa’s potential new boyfriend. George Percy is on the list, as is James Blunt, nightclub owner Charlie Gilkes, a pal of Prince William’s. Oh, and David Gandy was at the same tennis match too! Pippa and Gandy? NO. That cannot happen. But I like the idea of Pippa dating a celebrity – we just have to find a good one. For now, though, I like this mysterious stranger better than all of those dudes.

UPDATE: Ah, we have an ID! He is Tom Kingston, “ex-boyfriend of Prince William’s former squeeze, Natalie Hicks-Loebbecke. Rugged Bristol graduate Tom, 34, certainly has the right CV for dating her royal hotness. He used to procure the release of hostages in Iraq and now works at Schroders private bank.” Nice… very English, very good looking.

Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News & WENN.

 

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  1. mln76 says:

    Here’s betting he’s got some defunct title. I can give her props for having a real job but why do we have to be subjected to her trashy self and her uptradiness. I feel sorry for people who think the only achievement worthwhile in life is marrying a rich man.

  2. GoodCapon says:

    It’s Tom Kingston.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2067491/He-just-kind-guy-want-introduce-mother-Pippas-mystery-man-unveiled.html

    He doesn’t seem to come from a titled family. Obviously a step down from Loudon who at least comes from the landed gentry.

  3. Jackie says:

    he looks douchey to me. hair slicked back and scarf…ewww. she definitely got traded down.

  4. Laila says:

    Why oh why does she flip her hair over like that? For the love of God! Get a new hairstyle! She would soften her face if she did something less harsh with that hair

  5. Emily says:

    Haha no wonder you like her, Kaiser. She followed your advice and got a hot new money man. Maybe Pippa reads Celebitchy! ;)

    I personally think that Alex is hotter, but this dude isn’t bad. And I’m sure we haven’t seen the last of Uptrady’s Updraty-ness. Go Pippa Go!

  6. Isabella says:

    I don’t know why people give this Pippa girl a second look, especially rich good looking guys whom in reality should be way out of her league, in my opinion Pippa is a 5/10 and she should not flatter herself to think she deserve the best, wealthiest most influential guy out there. My opinion does not come from jealous but from observation. I have never commented about Pippa before because I never cared that much but after dozens of stories that’s been written about her everyday and the fact that it’s obvious she is more than enjoying the media and public attention, it starting to be very annoying.

    • Nanea says:

      They probably give this Pippa girl a second, third and fourth look, because her family is very rich, and her brother in law happens to be a certain William Windsor, second in line to the throne.

      Simple as that.

    • iseepinkelefants says:

      She’s homely and gives other homely girls hope. They don’t all look like Gemma Artherton or Gemma Ward on that side of the pond. Pippa’s “relatable” and hence she’s the new “idol” (rech) of beauty. You have girls thinking they can pull a Pippa and marry some good looking, rich dude and be in magazines.

      What they fail to mention is a) you need a social climbing mother and sister and b) money to move in those kinds of circles. Although if you’re uni aged you can probably just get away with going to Oxford, Cambridge, Edinburgh or in Waity’s case St. Andrews (and Marlborough) for a step in the right direction.

  7. Luise says:

    I think he looks a little bit gay and of course she looks like an anorexic sunbaked old dried up monkey.

  8. JulieM says:

    I don’t think this guy is so hot. Greasy, slicked back hair doesn’t do it for me. Sorry, Alex was hotter.

    Actually, her hair looks a bit greasy, too.

  9. shocked&appalled says:

    Go Pippa. She is an excellent social climber.

  10. bros says:

    definite downgrade. douche hair and mr potato head.

  11. Jolene says:

    I thought Alex Loudon was hot.. Then again, my boyfriend can be a doppelganger for him, so I might be a little bit biased.

  12. IAMEROK says:

    The comments so far on this post have made me laugh so hard I almost snorted my coffee! Thanks Gals!!
    RE: Pippa- I think she is fit as all get out and competes in grueling and strenous races, she gets props for that!

  13. Christie says:

    I don’t think Pippa will ever overshadow Kate. She’s going to be the Queen someday! How do you top that?

  14. Eleonor says:

    I thought the Eton guy was boring, this one looks interesting.

  15. the original bellaluna says:

    Aside from the greasy-looking hair, dude is handsome!

  16. mika says:

    Oh Pippa, you get yo man gurlll.

  17. diana says:

    I think the guy loves the spotlight. Ha! Will see…