In Touch: Kristen Stewart & Robert Pattinson are totally getting married

In Touch Weekly decided that Breaking Dawn Part 1 just hasn’t made enough money quite yet, so they went with a cover story that is pretty much a free advertisement. OMG TWILIGHT WEDDING! Only it’s REAL. Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are totally TOTALLY going to get married just like Bella and Edward and everything is going to be so totally amazing and OMG.

According to In Touch’s story, Sparkles is “already” planning a romantic proposal to Kristen. Here’s a funny line – “They’re sending out joint holiday cards this year to close friends. It’s their way of saying the wedding invitation is next.” OMG Christmas cards!!! Let’s see, what else… no wedding date yet, but that’s not shocking if Sparkles is still in the planning stages of the proposal. Kristen and Rob already know that they want a “small ceremony” though. And they’re super-favorite spot in the world is the Isle of Wright – “Their best times together were spent on the Isle of Wight. When they were at the height of the Twilight hysteria they’d be able to sneak away there and just be with each other.” But what about the push-pull of two careers? “They agreed to take three years to get their careers going after Twilight. Then, she will take a year off.” Because she’ll try to have a sparkly BABY.

I’m including some newly-released stills from Breaking Dawn of Bella’s Carolina Herrera wedding gown – I don’t care for it from the front, but from the back, it’s lovely.

PS… in a much more interesting tabloid story, Star Magazine claims this week that Kristen is still pissed off at Nikki Reed for sleeping with Sparkles before she (Kristen) got around to him. A source tells the mag: “Kristen has never forgiven Nikki for the fling she had with Rob. Kristen never confronted Rob about the affair, she just put the blame on Nikki and accused her of pursuing him. Nikki is very vocal about Kristen not being supportive of her success. Nikki is not one to censor herself to avoid confrontation and Kristen doesn’t like that. Miraculously, Robert’s been able to maintain a friendship with Nikki. But it won’t last, not if Kristen has anything to say about it.” I believe that story so much more than the wedding one.

Photos courtesy of Summit Entertainment, In Touch.

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  1. Bubulle says:

    Well they need to milk this fauxmance while they can. Can’t wait for this god awfull Twilight thing to come to an end.

    • tto says:

      this web site is a joke…….a jelous wannabe

    • tto says:

      you pplz talk alot of smack to people you dont know give the act up your not gonna start anything and plus its none of your concern between there lives so stop sticking your noses in to it and leave them alone cuz you know nothing…
      jelous much???

  2. UKHels says:

    the Isle of Wight???!!!!

    yeah right I can see KStew loving that ha ha ha ha

  3. Cerulean says:

    Are they really a couple? I don’t know what to think.

  4. Dani says:

    I thought they had broken up.

  5. kieslowski says:

    I am still not convinced they are really a couple, it all just seems to me like fauxmance for the promotion of the movie.

    All these Twihards will be so embarrased about thier devotion in a couple of yeras when they realize how craptastic these movies are, I mean the movies are really shit, they will never stand the test of time.

  6. Happy21 says:

    Maybe they will get married one day, but not yet. I think they are sweet as a couple.

  7. Astrid says:

    The dress and shoes are gorgeous.

  8. Emily says:

    Is it wrong that I really want this to be true?

  9. Cheyenne says:

    Oh goody, now I don’t have to see the movie to know what the dress looks like. Very pretty and I love the Manolos.

    (P.S. I think this romance is a showmance that will prove to be a fauxmance as soon as the second half of Broken Down — oops, I meant Breaking Dawn — is released.)

  10. emma says:

    I think they’ll get married but only after Twilight is done and they are out of that bubble and can exist in their relationship as a normal couple not associated and pulled together by the craziness of Twilight. They seem similar in a lot of ways so I think they might make it. I will never believe any marriage stories while Twilight is still a factor in their lives.

    As for the Nikki story, she seems much more angry with Rob than she is with Kristen although she appears annoyed with both of them. If I lost Rob I’d be angry too. I don’t know what happened between them but I don’t think Rob and Nikki had a relationship that went past friendship. I think Nikki just hates that Rob stole Kristen from her and she was also best friends with Kristen’s ex-boyfriend.

    • Devon says:

      What happened was that Nikki and Rob were dealing when they were filming Twilight and Kristen was with someone else. As soon as Kristen was single and ready to mingle, Rob dropped Nikki and started hooking up with Kristen.

      Nikki and Kristen were bffs and understandably Nikki was pissed. Trick should be over it by now since SHE’S MARRIED but alas she’s not. She lost her best friend and her lover. And she was the consolation prize. Bummer.

      To all those who say they aren’t together, I really think they are. Why in the hell would they put up with all this crap if they weren’t. Would it really make that big of a difference to the $$$ that Summit is raking in if they weren’t legit? I doubt Nikki would be making this big of a deal about it all if they weren’t.

  11. E says:

    I read Celebuzz and they have had photos of the two together in London over the past few weeks, staying at the same place and at a concert with his parents. They seem fairly serious. At the same time, they do spend a lot of time part. I think a lot of the time apart has to do with their careers–this is the time to hustle and connect with big directors and manage to get good roles. Basically, they need to schmooze and book some big roles. They are still young, so I get putting their careers first but I think that makes them far away from marriage. Who knows? While I don’t think they are in a showmance, I also don’t believe that anyone will know if they have broken up in the future or not until way after Breaking Dawn 2 has been released. I believe they are private, and bright enough, to keep their relationship or lack of a relationship under wraps because the twihards will go insane. I’m more interested to see if they are photographed together occasionally after the last Twi movie.

  12. E says:

    I also don’t think Nikki Reed has a problem with Kristen Stewart as much as she does with Rob Pattinson. Does anyone remember how she called him effeminate and it was in all the tabloids briefly a few years ago.

  13. coco says:

    the back of Bella’s wedding dress is amazing.

  14. Kate says:

    I’ll believe they’re a real couple in a few more years when they’re still ‘together’ and they don’t have a movie out.

  15. crtb says:

    BS – This is such a fake romance. All done to sell movie tickets.

  16. ana says:

    is that nikki kristen are fitting over robert what the hell of that

  17. shea says:

    Showmance- WHY NOT?!
    A 50’s hearthrob & an open secret gay Rock Hudson even got married & stayed put on it… just to protect & save his HW career.

  18. nina says:

    Oh please, the gossip rags ressurect the nikki/robert/kristen triangle every time a movie comes out and people care about them again . And there are no victims in that silly little story. Rob and Kristen were flirting from day one, and rob was a known player back then. If Nikki still wanted to play, she didn’t go into it blind. Rob’s kinda a pig for double dipping bffs though, and Kristen probably waited longer to hook with him too because of that fact. Whatever, nikki’s married now to a cute boy too, everyone should be happy. lol

  19. laurielou2 says:

    I guess I’m the only one who hated that dress. It almost belongs in a convent. You know, on a really cheeky nun.

  20. pato says:

    gosh, poor them, they still have another year to pretend they are a couple. they´ll broke up after bd 2. no wonder why hollywood lives on drugs, so they can endure all this stupidity.

  21. Starsh says:

    Surely if it were a fauxmance they would date more obviously? Why sneak about?