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Jessica Simpson’s best friend and hairdresser, Ken Paves, had to be taken to the hospital after an accident in which he was hit on the head with a camera in a paparazzi crush. Paves and Simpson were leaving Madeo restaurant when the accident occurred and he was hit above his left eye, causing blood to run down his face.
Some of the photographs of Paves look incredibly dramatic, and show a thick line of blood as if it’s a very serious injury. Others, like the ones we have here, make it look like a relatively superficial wound that just happened to bleed a lot, as face wounds are apt to do. Hopefully he’s ok and won’t suffer any lasting effects from the accident. According to US Weekly, no police report has yet been filed. Online news reports make it sound like a legitimate accident and not like a deliberate attack by a photographer.
What really interests me is Jessica Simpson’s round stomach. I would bet good money that she’s pregnant. Her face still looks thin but her dress is puffing out in just the right place. Her sister is about to have a baby any day now and all she can talk about is how comfortable and happy she is with Tony Romo. I wonder if we’ll soon be regaled with stories about how her farts smell different because she’s expecting. It could just be an unfortunate dress choice, though – like most of her fashion.
Written by Celebitchy
Posted in Accidents, Injuries, Jessica Simpson, Ken Paves, Paparazzi
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Believe me, she shares every personal detail of her life with one and all. If she was pregant we would have heard by know.
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I don’t normally insult people, but I sincerely hope that airhead is NOT pregnant. Think of the poor baby. Not to mention then Tony Romo would be stuck with her, and eventually, he will realize the error of his ways and drop her ass.
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I doubt she’s pregnant. It’s just a bad dress.
Also, when I was a kid, I got accidentally struck in the head, practically in the same place as Paves. It bled A LOT. I still have a very, very faint scar from it.
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I thought suffering a head injury was a prerequisite for being Jessica Simpson’s friend.
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lol@neelyo.
I noticed her round tummy too. But she’s SOOO SHORT! I think even a little bit of weight gain really shows on her, so she could just’ve gained a little weight.
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Get off the damn baby bump nonsense! *groan* She would have told the world if she was pregnant…girl shares every detail of her life at all times. She just has put a little weight on…looks fine to me…healthy in fact.
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Why do the paparazzi even follow Jessica Simpspon. She is a no talent celeb who needs to put a fork in her “music and movie” career. She should move her self back to Texas and get a job at the local Wal-Mart. With her lack of inteligence I doubt she could even do that well. She just needs to go away!!
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Head wounds bleed really profusely.
Maybe it’s my eyes, but I just don’t see the bad injury to the guy. That little thin line of blood? Pffft. Probably gets worse than that shaving.
All that aside, people shouldn’t be injured in any way by the photogs. That’s going too far.
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I dobut she’s pregnant. She just stuffed her face with food while in the restaurant. See that’s what happens when you eat a lot of food – your stomach grows.
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Carrie – would your last name happen to be “Underwood”?
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Unfair- he was aiming for Jessica.
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“I wonder if we’ll soon be regaled with stories about how her farts smell different because she’s expecting.”
My vote goes for unfortunate–if deliberate– dress choice.
Oh, and neelyo: roflmao!!!
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i think she’s just fat.theres one thing to have curves kim kardashian has curves, salma hayek has curves, and i think it looks really nice, but theres one thing to ce curvy and to be fat, and shes fat. her face ick! what happened to the cute blonde chick from newlyweds…she looks nasty…no wonder she’s jealous of tony’s ex carrie underwood…carrie is hot.
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