Lea Michele has horrible taste in men, she really wants a shot with Ashton Kutcher

Lea Michele and Ashton Kutcher were all over each other at last week’s LA premiere of New Year’s Eve. My Spidey sense told me that Lea would totally be up for a torrid, douchey affair with Ashton, and that Ashton would probably be up for boning Lea once and then promptly ignoring her for the rest of his life. Guess what? I was totally right. In a recent interview with New York Magazine, Lea talked about how she was cast in the film first, and how she couldn’t even mention Ashton’s name to the director because Ashton would be such an incredibly sexy and hot “get” for her. SERIOUSLY.

NY Mag: So were you curious what star they’d cast as your love interest?
Lea Michele: I was! Garry [Marshall] was like, “Who do you think is cute? What guys do you like? Who do you want to be in this movie with you?” And I was like, “I don’t know, I’ve never been asked before!” I didn’t mention Ashton’s name just because, I gotta say, I kinda felt like he was a little out of my league. You know, this guy’s like, the hottest guy, and then when they called and said that Ashton was doing it, I was really freaked out. I thought I should have picked someone else and said, “You have to use this person!” so I wouldn’t have been nervous. But I’m so glad, because he challenged me, and it was a really great pairing, I think.

[From NY Mag]

Oh, Lea. I feel bad for her now. Now it’s not just about wanting to slap the bitch out of her. Now I just want to sit her down and have a long conversation about boys and respect and never settling for the Douche Dong.

Not content to simply let those words speak for themselves, Lea also made an idiot out of herself during a joint interview with Ashton where she basically asks him out and he’s all, “Girl, I’ve got hookers to bone, don’t bother me.”

If at first you don’t succeed, try, try and try again. Lea Michele cozied up to her “New Year’s Eve” costar Ashton Kutcher in a recent Warner Bros. Pictures interview, boldly asking the newly single star what his plans are for the end-of-the-year holiday.

“What are you going to do for New Year’s?” she inquires in the clip. “Why don’t you come celebrate with my big Italian family and me? They would die.”

Kutcher, who recently separated from wife Demi Moore, plays it safe, replying, “I don’t know where I’m going to be on New Year’s, I haven’t sorted it out.”

The pair, who play love interests in the celebrity-packed flick, were flirty at the red carpet premiere of their new film last week, sparking rumors that the two Hollywood heavyweights are more than friends.

“He’s just an incredibly smart guy and he’s so sweet and I’m so thankful to have been given him as a costar,” Michele, 25, said of the “Two and a Half Men” star during a red-carpet interview.

Michele recently split with her beau of one year, actor Theo Stockman.

Possible New Year’s Eve festivities for the prankster include crashing “a UFO into the Mayan temples, just to see how people would react to that,” Kutcher joked.

But though Kutcher doesn’t quite know his New Year’s Eve agenda just yet, he is sure that he wants to get a head start on 2012.

“I’m gonna do my resolution in December in this year,” he said. “I’m resoluting for December so that when I come to January, and everybody else is having to go through the grind, I’m already ahead of it, I’ve already done it. It’s like taking the PSATs. I’m just trying to stay ahead of the curve. There is a curve.”

[From NYDN]

Jesus, Lea. I think you’re a horrible person, and even I think you could do much, much better. Aim for a Gossip Girl! Penn Badgley is boning Zoe Kravitz (which still amuses me), but maybe Chace Crawford? Maybe even Ed Westwick? Although… Lea and Ed would be magical, they are both total drama queens and it would be intense. Wonderful and intense. And hairy.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

 

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  1. JoanCrawfordHangers says:

    Well, their sad stupid movie made just 13 mill over the weekend. (Which, of course, is 13 mill too much, but still…)

    • mia girl says:

      I was pretty shocked at that number. With all those stars/celebrities and with no real competition they could only pull in 13m? That is about what that last movie from many of these stars as the leads pulled in… for example
      Zac Efron – 12m Charlie St Cloud
      Josh Duhamel/Katherine Heigel – 14m Life as We Know It
      Why pay all these stars when clearly one or two will produce the same result?
      I guess ultimately, everyone remembers how terribly bad Valentine’s Day was.

  2. marie says:

    I feel like I have just seen way too much of her breasts, such as they are.

  3. neelyo says:

    Shouldn’t the headline read, ‘Lea Michele has horrible taste in publicity’?

  4. cmc says:

    This is really sad. Get a grip, Lea.

  5. self help says:

    eh, he’ll cheat on her too.

  6. weeble says:

    lea….girl, I guess. But even if you do like the douche bag type, please don’t be so thirsty to snag one. You can do better than Douche Bag Jesus. Plus I think he is gonna shy away from brunettes for a while anyway.

  7. Aria says:

    Did he say anything nice about her? She is all over him and he is like “ok. whatever”.

  8. Ash says:

    Is it the lighting or does Lea’s tan rival that if Snookie’s on that last pic. Plus, her teeth really creep me out. They look like they’re ready to gnaw off bone, don’t show Ashton all of your goods at once Lea!!! And I’ve been wondering… What is so damn funny!!! Ashton’s funny but not THAT funny!

  9. Franny says:

    I’m uncomfortable at how loose her top is. how is that staying there??

  10. Kara Ann says:

    First Pic, caption should read:

    “I swear Lea my ego is this big.” But actually he’s demonstrating the size of his…er…maleness.

  11. Shay says:

    in that last photo
    HOW ARE WE NOT SEEING HER NIPPLE?
    Did she have them removed or something? Why did no one realize the dress doesn’t fit her?

  12. The Other Katherine says:

    Not enough ewww in the world to describe this pairing.

  13. Sara says:

    I don’t watch glee and will not watch this movie so I don’t know if she is a good actor or not, but she is not so attractive.

  14. Rhiley says:

    Ugh, I just lost my lunch. She is going to get scabies messing around with that kind of douche. Plus, you can see her nip in the last picture, which is double vomit inducing.

  15. Cher says:

    I have to be honest that I was never a fan of Glee nor of Lea Michelle.

  16. Violet says:

    Lea’s obviously a complete fool. Ashton’s wife just kicked him to the curb for having unprotected sex with stranger(s) and Lea wants to invite him to meet her family?

    Get back on the short bus, girl.

  17. Esmom says:

    He’s “resoluting” in December. Maybe he should RESOLVE to get a dictionary!

  18. NO SH¡T says:

    I’m just sayin you could do better…(in my Drake voice)

    If she want someone just to sleep its ok But to have a relationship with that’s a totally different story

  19. SkyNet says:

    She’s waaayyy to cat-in-heat. Calm down girly. I’m sure she could snag a Broadway wanna be boy toy to tote around for a while.

  20. Heather M says:

    And…I am validated.

    I have always figured that they messed around during filming and that Demi caught wind of it and that is why they separated (and why Lea Michele broke up with her boyfriend at the same exact time) b/c Lea strikes me as the, “WAIT, you are saying I have a CHANCE?” type who probably messed around w/him and immediately broke it off w/her bf and then texted/called him so much that Demi was bound to question what happened. On the other hand, I think Ashton was just having fun and hooking up and now he just wants a little publicity to go with his hook up…

  21. Jackson says:

    She wants a shot with him? Ok honey – head to the nearest bathroom, hike up your skirt, and remember to use bleach when he’s done.

  22. Jover says:

    In today’s economy people have better things to do than shell out time and money for overblown crap the movie has been lampooned and panned in all the reviews I’ve read; good God what a cringe inducing douchey dislikable “couple” they make. We know what he’s thinking; what is she thinking?

  23. Megan says:

    I think she needs some double sided tape.

  24. lin234 says:

    Isn’t Ashton worth a couple hundred million? Lea’s not that dumb. Maybe she has her eye on something else.

  25. Jessica says:

    1) i love how she thinks she could have vetoed Ashton Kutcher
    2) Lea has a crazy Blake Lively status climbing vibe to her
    3) I agree with the above poster who thinks they hooked up and then started stalking him

    • podzol says:

      I so agree with your #2. In fact, I would LOVE to somehow see a showdown between Lively and Michele. The latter seems like an overt diva while the former covertly schemes her way to her wishes. Imagine Lea get somehow played by Lively? I think it would be the only time where CB’s readers would be in Gossip Girl’s corner cheering (but we would also have months on end of admiring panting from Lainey’s blog)!

  26. Lindy says:

    She reeks of desperation on every possible level–career-wise, of course, but look at her in those pics with Ashton. That hand up along the side of his face in what is clearly meant to be an intimate “we are so totally secretly together” gesture. And meanwhile he’s goggling at her boobs like the horny, immature 11-year-old he is. The quotes from that interview are even worse!!! Gah–I loathe Lea Michelle, and the wafting stench of desperation ain’t helping her cause!

  27. truthful says:

    that’s damn disgusting, she is sad.

    it looks like she’s whining to him about something in the first pic.

    she is gonna get jumped by the Willis girls, LOL

  28. novaraen says:

    She wants him to notice her itty bitties falling out of that dress. Because most women would be worried that they were exposed…she looks happy to be giving him an over the shoulder view of her bits. She’s hoping to be the next Demi…for sure.

  29. TheEntreprWife says:

    Anyone else think they are the answers to the blind item about the co-stars who started sleeping together on the Big Name film with Big Name stars, with the female thinking that taking her co-star as a lover was a “grown-up” and “mature” thing to do?

    Everyone thought it was Anne H. and Christian B., but I think its these guys!

  30. Jayna says:

    Early 20s are for making mistakes and learning from them. Let her have her fun.

  31. PyCaramel says:

    Women are funny. They’ll go for the guy with 1. a bad track record 2. lots of money 3. the fame, and we know what comes with that. Then want to complain and be upset when things don’t work out. Anyway this bytch looks extra thirsty in these pictures.

    • fabgrrl says:

      It’s because she is *special*. She can *change* him. The bad boy just hasn’t met the *right* woman yet (her) but when he does, he will totally reform his ways and become the most perfect boyfriend/husband, and all the other girls will be *so* jealous.

  32. normades says:

    Awesome. Two super skeevy people together = good for gossip. Let’s make it happen!!!

  33. Alexis says:

    SMH. Get a grip, girl. You’re better than him.

  34. Blogger says:

    My god! The horsefaced no tits wonder wants a jackass. Perfect.

  35. Jackie says:

    watching a girl/woman throw herself at a guy is always nauseating, but to want this douche is really desperate.

  36. GoodCapon says:

    My mother dragged me to watch New Year’s Eve yesterday. That’s two hours of my life I’ll never get back.

    Hollywood should just admit that they can never imitate the brilliance that is Love Actually.

  37. Shannon says:

    “Resoluting” LMAO! I died of giggles!

  38. Stephanie says:

    Damn! That double-sided tape is working overtime!!!

  39. victoria says:

    she is a cow face. He is a cow pie. Hmmmmm.. Mooooooooooooo!

  40. Hip-ster says:

    How is she so big yet she has such small boobs?

  41. stop says:

    You all are so full of shit. She isn’t interested in him , They were plugging a movie plain and simple. Lea gushes over all her co-star.

    She wasn’t throwing her self at him. He was the one who came over to her when they were taking pictures and she just nicely mentioned he could come with her and many others people she has plan with on NYE.

  42. Mitch Buchanan Rocks says:

    Lea looks great au naturel and perhaps Ashton appreciates that about her.

  43. erin says:

    second to last picture, he is leaning in and softly whispering, “i can see your nipple”

  44. LuckyLilGem says:

    Lea a little heavier than his usual type, but he is on the rebound and she is an eager participant. Demi is waaay hotter then Lea will ever be.

  45. Isa says:

    As a flat chest girl, all these comments make me sad. :( *Hangs head in shame.*

    BUT I did wonder where her nipples are.

    Anyway, those pictures of her with a dbl chin makes me cringe. Everytime I see a picture of me where I look like I have one I’m faced with what I would look like if I was fat.

    And she does seem desperate.

  46. Linn says:

    I really love Lea, but I don’t understand this AT ALL! With all the gorgeous boys from Glee in her close circle of friends (especially Darren Criss and Mark Salling) who would probably love to date her (because she’s gorgeous, talented and seem really cool) she goes for Ashton Kuthcher?!

    Hope she comes to her senses soon.

  47. wunder says:

    Sagging jaw and crows feet?

    That chick is sooo NOT 25!

    Looks more like a well preserved 45.