“Derek Jeter gives all of his one-night-stands a gift basket” links

Derek Jeter gives his one-night-stands a ride home & a gift basket. [Dlisted]
Love Leonardo & Carey Mulligan in these pics. [LaineyGossip]
Review of Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows. OMG! [Pajiba]
Charlize Theron‘s must-have accessory: the bitchface. [Pop Sugar]
Mason Dixon is 2 years old. Looks like Premo. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Ryan Gosling is taking ballet classes. Because he‘s a hipster. [Videogum]
Trailer for Sacha Baron Cohen‘s The Dictator. [Celebuzz]
Why was Charlie Sheen trying to talk to Justin Bieber? [The Blemish]
ScarJo called Matt Damon a big baby. [Evil Beet]
Blake Lively has become a paparazzi favorite. [A Socialite Life]
I kind of like Abigail Breslin‘s outfit too. [Go Fug Yourself]
Those Kris Humphries is cheating” stories were probably planted. [Amy Grindhouse]
Shenae Grimes gives good bitchface too. [Moe Jackson]
Six things you might not know about Michelle Bachmann. [Jezebel]
Is Terrell Owens a deadbeat dad? [Bossip]
Lady Gaga, the well is dry. Go away for a year. [IDLITW]
Amanda Bynes has gained weight, and it went to her face. [Celebslam]

 

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  1. laylajanelovesgossip says:

    Wow he’s looking bloated…

  2. sophie says:

    He’s so fug. The Yankee mystique (and paycheck) must amplify one’s sex appeal 10-fold. If he was a Houston Astro or a Tampa Bay Ray, only your real baseball groupies would be on his jock.

  3. Kiki says:

    And people still think his relationship with Minka Kelly was real… Puh-lease! She was after a meal-ticket just like any of those girls.

  4. Rhiley says:

    I either did or didn’t know KK was pregnant again, but cannot remember. Either way, it is going to be exciting to see who the second child looks like. For a while I thought little Mason looked somewhat like Scott in the eyes or something but he does look a lot like Premo, even has the same nose,coloring, and eyes as Premo. Twenty Three years from now the same rumors that swirl around is Auntie Khloe will also swirl around him.

      • Rhiley says:

        It is rumored that Scott Disick is not the father of Mason. Kourtney was fooling around with a dude who goes by the name of Premo Stallion around the time she and Scott were on a break and she became pregnant. I then jumped to the future when Mason will be approximately the same as Khloe. There are rumors that Khloe has a different dad than her sisters (though I tend not to believe it). It was kind of a poor attempt on my part to show that 23 years from now we will still be talking about the Kardashian family and the rumors will be how Mason is not Scott’s biological son.

  5. Girl says:

    I dont know if it’s sad or funny. His dick comes with a consolation prize?

    I guess its both sad and funny.

  6. Dibba says:

    Interesting. I wonder if I could get autographed basket from him that contains MY favorite players autographed stuff….

  7. Dibba says:

    What a pathetic lives some of these guys lead. And they probably think its so awesome, but seems pathetic and sad to me…

  8. lilred says:

    If you look closely there’s the penicillin you’ll be needing.

  9. Kaboom says:

    Beats Charlie Sheen’s gift of a taxi fare and herpes.

  10. kim says:

    umm. Ben Kingsley was all up in that trailer. Ben Kingsley, WTF, are you broke?

  11. Callumna says:

    I see everyone’s ahead of me on the STD thang.

    There’s no way he and this group of semi professional porn extras isn’t playing a big round of swap n’ infect.

    The Center of Disease Control needs to be alerted. There’s a new “node” for their world disease map–Jeter’s crusty nob.

  12. rissa says:

    these groupies probably want herpes from him.

  13. Jeanine says:

    Can’t believe how everyone is running with this NY Post story from yesterday. The bastion of truthful reporting!

  14. RobN says:

    First of all, I don’t believe the gift basket thing. It’s weird and not something a guy would think of. Secondly, he’s single. If women are up for a no strings attached good time, then so what?

  15. sosuzy says:

    Thank God for that Yankee paycheck, because witout it, he would not be getting “any”

  16. John says:

    He is a step up from Tiger Woods. He gave abortions, and… idk athletes have stds too. Girls may be getting more than they bargained for. Anybody who has frequented regularly strip clubs or colleges have noticed people getting more than burned and scratched. People will do anything for a quick buck.

  17. JaneWonderfalls says:

    I find Derek Jeter rather irritating…

  18. charlotteanbella says:

    Gives new meaning to the word “ballin” lol…nevertheless, I’d still like to do sexy things to Mr. Jeter :)

  19. ??? says:

    The headline should read.. ‘Derek Jeter gives all his one night stands the gift that keeps on giving.’

  20. LBeees says:

    God, he looks like The Situation.

    Not good!