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Courtney Love is being evicted from her $27,000-a-month rental. [Gawker]
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Wow, Snooki has lost A LOT of weight. [Hollywood Rag]
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Who the hell rents a place for 27K a month! RIDICULOUS.
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Right, who would especially rent to Courtney???Isn’t she notorious for not paying up???
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A 27K rental makes sense if your a gazillionaire making over a certain amount of money per year and you move on the regular (like lots of celebs and business types do) – Basically, the amount of money you would lose in the real estate market buying and selling the properties of the calibre that people with this kind of capital have, within a year or two, would be MORE than the 300K they spend in rent! So in that sense, it does make some financial sense.
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Does anybody care about Jenny Garth? What’s up with that?
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Well since her hubby’s Twilight days of makin’ money are almost over, she’s pretty much going to irrelevant and broke so hey why not – everyone else is doing it (even Clint Eastwood) LOL
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You clearly did not grow up in the early 90′s; otherwise, you would know that BH90210 (the real one, not this new garbage) was awesome! and anyone on that show is someone I care about, no matter how long it’s been since i heard about them.
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@KC I agree! This new BH is pure crap. I was a huge Dylan fan btw and now he makes LifeTime movies. Doesn’t bother me one bit.
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Jennie Garth was great on Dancing
with The Stars…kinda attractive.
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27K a month is redonkulous!!!
Whatevers! You CAN’T stay with Jerry Cantrell!! NYC subway cars are cozy this time of year. Be INSPIRED Courtney!
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Once again, I agree. Courtney, stay away from Jerry.
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I would LOVE to see a Kartrashian tell-all written by Daddy Humphries. Its only a matter of time before someone takes the wind out of those asshole’s sails…
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how can he “tell all” when his personal experience with them lasted for only seventy- something days?
now that is ridonculous…..only thing he can write about them would be for the time frame his son got involved with the family….anything else would probably be pretty much public knowledge!
he probably cannot even tell 1/4 let alone “tell all” if its true, he is just as famewhorey like the kartrashian clan.
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What does one get for $27,000 A MONTH RENTAL? Simply beyond my comprehension.
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a 27K rental makes sense if your a gazillionaire making over a certain amount of money per year and you move on the regular (like lots of celebs and business types do) – Basically, the amount of money you would lose in the real estate market buying and selling the properties of the calibre that people with this kind of capital have, within a year or two would be MORE than the 300K they spend in rent! So in that sense, it does make some financial sense.
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That a huge rip-off. One person needs a place to sleep, eat, relax and go to the bathroom. That’s what, four rooms. You can only be in one room at a time. It’s all about showing off and perhaps a more expensive place gives you some privacy.
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Snookie’s thin thanks to eating a “fruit salad”, daily, that consists of laxatives, HCG, and diet pills. Mmm mmm good : P
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Linnocent in 20 years.
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Whilst I call her The Crackroach, I don’t think she’ll be alive in 20 years.
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I find it hard to believe she’s ONLY 2 months behind on her rent! No surprise she trashed the place – why would anyone rent to her?
That’s crazy expensive, but actually not too out of line for a townhouse in the Village.
There’s a house near where I work that rents for $20K in the summer – per WEEK. Insanity.
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WTF. I know this is often covered, but I’m still SO shocked by how unattractive Scarlett Johannson has become (compared to herself just a few years ago).
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#1. What kind of dumbass pays $27K per month for A RENTAL?!? (Though even $27K per month for a mortgage is idiotic.)
#2. I HATE reality shows.
#3. I don’t ever want to smell like a Snooki.
#4. I hope Humphries DOES write a tell-all. I might even buy it!
#5. Brooke has the same “PR guy” as Linnocent: Hoenig. He must specialise in crackheads.
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In that last pic, Courtney Love totally looks like that old puppet Madam? Anyone else remember that show from the 80′s? Madam’s Place?
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YES! Amazing!
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Seriously, who would rent their home to Courtney Love?
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At that price the toilet better convert my sh-t to gold.
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LMFAO!! Thank you, thank you! YOU have made my day
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Thanks for the laugh!!!
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The fact that that “thing” has $27k per month to waste on an apartment pretty much sums up what is wrong in the world.
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I also find $27,000/mo rent incomprehensible but–man, do I love looking at cray-cray expensive real estate online. A pastime I picked up from my mom.
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Wasn’t she just going off on Dave Grohl about spending his Nirvana money on a new car while Kurt Cobain’s mom has a busted front door on her house? Who’s the money waster now?
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Is CL’s left
eyelid tattooed?
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CL cannot possibly afford this. I mean, I know Nirvana was big way back when but come on. Is she really getting that much money still from Kurt’s royalties? It’s not like she’s generating any income herself.
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This is Lindsey Lohan in about 10 years
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She and so many celebs are bipolar or raging liars on going from the “I am special and a Historical Figure of The Arts and above all and deserve to live as a diamond encrusted princess from a bygone era as the head of an empire” to “wahh I’m broke and can’t pay my bills again. Oh and corporations are not how I earn money but the devil who screwed me.”
But her bills are a 27,000 a month waste of money? This woman claimed she was so broke she needed to sell her dead husband’s diaries.
And, his clothes. She sold Kurt Cobain’s diaries and clothes! The personal diaries of her kid’s dead father are in print as we speak.
Well, now I know why the grunge heads hate her and think she was involved in Kurt’s demise.
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You didn’t link to Lainey’s pro-Mara hating post in which she gives out a shout-out to Celebitchy. You know she reads this site (hi Lainey!).
http://www.laineygossip.com/Articles/Details/22117/sit-DOWN-Rooney-Mara
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this is Lindsay in 2 years…she won’t be alive in 20.
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This is Lindsay now hahahahaha!
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Linnocent needs to take a long, hard look at Ms. Love…but i don’t know if even that would be enough to scare her straight.
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