Kim Kardashian had bangs trauma for New Year’s: tragic or cute?

Here are some photos of Kim Kardashian, partying-for-pay at Tao Night Club at the Venetian Hotel & Casino on New Year’s Eve. Should we talk about her bangs (trauma) first? It’s horrible. Once upon a time, I really did think Kim was pretty. But between the plastic surgery, Botox, lip injections, drag queen make-up, wigs and overall HORRIBLE style in clothes, hair and everything else, Kim just looks awful. There should be a happy medium between the Croydon facelift-style hair, and this tacky looking bangs-trauma wiglet. Oh, and yes, that is Kim’s “size 2” figure poured into that white dress. And if you believe that she’s really a size 2, you need to have your eyes checked.

Anyway, Kim was partying at TAO because the Venetian was paying – big time. Kim was one of the highest-paid “celebrities” of the 2011 New Year’s Eve celebrations worldwide. She got paid $600,000 to flaunt her cat-face at TAO all night, although Reuters suggests that the $600K figure includes additional “appearances” and Kim had to film part of her show there too. You can read more about the pay-for-partying schemes here.

And in the end, what was Kim’s New Year’s resolution? She tweeted this message: “I decided to change my twitter background to nothing. i wanna be more simple in 2012.” More simple. Or simpler? Or are we using “simple” as a code word for “complete idiot,” as we do in the South. Like, “Kim Kardashian is so simple. She’s the simplest fake celebrity out there.”

Photos courtesy of WENN.

 

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  1. Lucy says:

    It’s a new face for a new year

  2. brin says:

    She’s simple alright, simply gross.

  3. Mika says:

    Kim has a problem with her clothes sizing – she always looks as if she is stuffed into them – the clothes are just too tight. Why can’t she find clothes that drape over her body rather than “sausage stuffing”? Ugh!

  4. lucy2 says:

    Yikes, she looks awful!

    As if she could get any more simple.

  5. Mia says:

    Kris looks better than Kim; it’s the end for you, bitch.

  6. bettyrose says:

    Those bangs really complete the plastic doll look. Not a thing on her looks like it moves naturally.

  7. NotaBitterBetty says:

    She looks terrible. The cat face, piled on make-up, the wig = hideous mess. The less said about Kris, the better.

  8. Nonny says:

    at least they cover her botox.

  9. Cathy says:

    What a skank. Her hair and outfit, not to mention her face look nasty

  10. Sasha says:

    I’m going to be controversial and say the girl looks good! And her clothes are not too tight, they are form fitting. I think the dress fits her like a glove. She’s not waving the flag for natural beauty but she doesn’t look terrible (e.g. Janice Dickinson).

    • Coucou says:

      Happy New Year, Sasha, and thanks for finding something pos to say, it’s refreshing. I agree with you 100%. And if you or anyone knows the color and make of her lipstick in the white dress pics, please tell me, i am looking for something that’s a good beige/pink, the best i can do is Fanfare Cream Sheen by MAC, which i love, but it’s just a little bit on the pink side and i’d like to have something more neutral.

    • Coucou says:

      @Mia: Thank you and your photographic memory, Mia! Love MAC and Nars, cool!

      • shesajezebel says:

        Yes, I’ve read that it is the turkish delight that she uses. I have a fair-medium complexion and was looking for the same thing and ended up with Nars Bangkok. Use a liner with it. It won some as the best lipstick color for fair skin. I’ve had it for a week and love it.

        For an awesome blue based red I would do Mac Ruby Woo. It’s matte so doesn’t transfer on your teeth and is beyond amazing.

  11. Laurie M. says:

    I must be a size 0 in Kim Katdashian sizing!

  12. Snowflake says:

    She must use Cher’s plastic surgeon.

  13. lisa says:

    I guess someone is benefiting from her appearance. Shallow women that want to be her or horny guys that fantasize about sleeping with her. Don’t get it because she doesn’t do anything but stand around and wave. She is not humorous and witty. Can’t dance or tell jokes. So when she shows up to an event what exactly does she do. Stand around and talk in that baby voice. In the second pic all that heavy makeup makes her look so much older. I don’t understand why she piles it on so heavy. It must be an addiction or something.

    My niece is a size 3/5.. Kim makes 2 of her.

  14. Hautie says:

    (Yes that is a t.r.a.g.i.c. bangy wig)

    I see Santa brought Kim a brand new girdle for Christmas. Because that is the only reason she looks smooth in that dress. Is she has on a “tight as hell” girdle.

    Holy cow, can she even breath in it?

    I bet she never sits very long, when she has it on.

  15. Eleonor says:

    The dress, the bangs, the botox, and those fake eyelashes, everything screams mess.

  16. Cher says:

    She does have beautiful eyes but she cannot pull off this bangs thing. Seems also she got a new face as well. Tacky tacky tacky – everything so tacky even her face!

  17. Zombie Nurse says:

    Here’s my theory: she’s a size 2, but suffers for a rare form a pygmyism that affects only her hands, thus making her hips and buttock-region seem much larger in comparison. Unfortunatley, she’s always placing her hands on them and drawing attention to her rare and tragic disorder… We in the blogosphere should be applauding her bravery. Maybe we could start a 5K run/walk to end this terrible scourage that making our celeutards look thicker than they are.

  18. Britt Mezher says:

    She looks like she’s had a nose job, and fillers recently. I’ve seen her look pretty but not lately, that dress is abysmal.

  19. Dani says:

    Between both Kim and Kris and all their plastic surgery, it is like they are trying to meet in the middle. I think one day they will morph into the same person.

    I don’t get it because Kim used to be naturally unique and pretty. Now all gone. Someone please explain why women do this to themselves.

  20. Hanna says:

    Hawt mess.. I can’t stop thinking about whether that white dress got makeup and fake tanning crap smudged all over it… Ew.

  21. Marjalane says:

    Someday I hope to have the kind of enlightenment that will allow me to understand what people see in this twat and her skanky family. Really, 600k for showing up looking like a low rent escort? When I think of the good that 600k could do in this world, I just want to spit. Preferably on a Kardashian.

  22. macey says:

    I think her nose looks different. did she have the bridge thinned or something?
    Her cheeks and lips look like they have fresh filler in them too. She’s obviously using to the bangs to try and camouflage the new work shes had done.
    The dress isnt too bad but her poor Spanx are really working overtime to keep her in there. you can tell her hips and butt have gotten a lot wider in the past few months.

  23. bagladey says:

    One side of her mouth,(top and bottom lips), is noticeably fuller than the other, so I guess she only has a “cold” on one side of her head this time. In that dress her figure looks a lot like Lil Kim’s.

  24. Em says:

    She is still beautiful, but I’m not liking her over-worked nose. Oh well, she’s a fad, picked up where Pam Anderson dropped off. 2012 should bring in someone new to build up and tear down.

  25. mel says:

    She needs to lay off getting botox and fillers. She is gross.

  26. Rhiley says:

    Between the Golden Girls evening gown and pancake makeup, Kim looks like she is a hard 45.

    • laylajanelovesgossip says:

      Kim, please please take the halloween wig off. She looks stripper-licious and old. Isn’t she like 31 why does she look 41? This isn’t how she has been looking. Apparently somebody went to see her if she got paid that much.

  27. kattttt says:

    Extreme bangs trauma. Wonky bangs trauma at that.

  28. Mava says:

    I don’t hate the bangs, but I don’t love them. This silly ‘size 2′ crap with that enormous butt is a ridiculous, blatant lie – but what else can you expect from anyone in this family?

  29. HotPockets says:

    Khris and Kim look like sisters in these photos. They must use the same plastic surgeon, it’s eerie.

  30. Pauline Bernoski says:

    she is fat & ugly!

    • Sasha says:

      Yeah, because ‘fat and ugly’ people get paid 600K just to show up to a party.

      Look people, I understand that she’s no Audrey Hepburn or someone with enviable elegance and style, but the girl is not fat or ugly. I know she’s very surgically enhanced but she has a lovely hourglass shaped body and her face is not ugly in the real sense of the word. If people weren’t fascinated with her life then she wouldn’t be making millions doin nothing. Don’t hate on Kim for making money.. girl is going to milk this gig dry before disappearing. Blame the current culture. If no one watched her tv shows they would be axed. Fact is, people are interested in her and she’s revelling in the attention. Good for her?

      • anonymoose says:

        Money does not validate them, it merely showcases the foolishness of the people they got it from.

        I blame our current culture. I am disgusted…by the support this insidious troll family receives from our culture.

        The K’s give no redeeming value for their shallow selfish self-serving vain vacuous tacky unworthy talentless ugliness.

  31. Artemis says:

    Wow. I am not a KK fan at all, however she did look very pretty for awhile. The first pic rteally blew me away, today. The cosmetic upgrades, and surgery are really becoming pronounced. I felt sad for her.
    I can’t help but wonder if all the hate(myself included) is fueling her desire to be a perfect goddess of sex and beauty.

    Ok, the compassion is wearing away now.
    I’m mixed on the bangs.

  32. Kendall says:

    Will 2012 be the year they fade to obscurity? Let’s hope.

  33. dorothy says:

    Simple in the new year? Try staying home, stop pimping yourself out to every event for a buck. Tired of hearing about you, tired of seeing you, tired of reading about you.

  34. J O'C says:

    I believe it was the Dalai Lama who first said that the path to a simple and enlightened life begins with the background on your Twitter feed.

  35. Relli says:

    From the front page I thought she was Snooki, so NO this is not a good look for her. Also the bangs wig seems to be drawing attention away from some possible face refreshers!

  36. whatevs says:

    does she own a mirror? or a brain?

  37. truthful says:

    They are two of a kind, plastic faces..

    disgusting, they are determined to NOT go away and they are gonna SHOW US, they are what’s hot, LOL

    pls go sign that petition, its 470,000 votes now.

    still not talented enough to NOT show their JOKER looking faces.

    the whole family except Khloe pimped their selves out in Vegas.

    Kourt and Scott at one hotel “hosting”
    Rob was at another hotel “hosting”..

    family full of talentless loser.

    Khlo was the smartest of all, she stayed with her husband, whereever they are.

  38. I love her body, don’t care what size she claims to be. And she has nice teeth. Trying to be more positive in 2012.

  39. MissVJJ says:

    Holy crap! This is the fakest Ive ever seen her!! The face! She just wont stop!!

  40. moonraker says:

    Perhaps we can make 2012 the year we kick the vile, pointless, Kardashians to the curb?

  41. VV says:

    Over all she does look plastic but what bothers me the most are her EYELASHES! Primarily her bottom eyelashes. Those are fake right?

    If so, why!!?!?!!?!?!

    How does she open and close those things anyways?

  42. Dhavy says:

    Her goal is to be a live blow doll

  43. flaky says:

    c’mon u guys, ok dis lady means absolutely nothing to me but really, i think the dress looks great on her.

  44. Original Chloe says:

    Shoo! Shoo! Go away, Kardashian lady!

  45. amanda says:

    I really don’t like how the bangs make her face look or I just don’t like the new face.

  46. BerMan says:

    I like Queen Kris Jenner’s tuxedo suit. I would wear it.

  47. PyCaramel says:

    Whatever, I think she looks great!!! I’m not by any means a fan, I can’t really sand her but she is fly! No denying that.

  48. PyCaramel says:

    I have to add that her nose DOES look different. She better stop b/c that whole Kris effect looks like it’s starting to take place (looking @ right side of her nose).

  49. Poison Ivy says:

    I had to do a double take. Thought it was JLO premiering a new wig.

    Not a fan of putting mascara on the lower lashes if they are THAT long…makes you look like a harlequin.

  50. Bobby sue says:

    Why is Kris obsessed with bow-ties and ascots and sashes tied at her neck. She’s too top-heavy to pull off a men’s-wear look. In one episode where she “married” her friend/pastor (????) she looked like a ridiculous harlequin clown. Awful. Enough already.

  51. Evelyn says:

    Her hair is terrible, but I LOVE that white dress

  52. Jules says:

    Cat face made me laugh. What’s with the fake bangs AND fake under-eye lashes??

    Kim is pretty and has a great figure, but she needs to stop trying to improve her looks with surgery, fillers, etc. She’s only going to ruin herself like so many other celebs who used to be pretty and now look plastic and gross.

  53. Kim says:

    She looks like a drag queen. I heard she was booed at Tao and left crying. Who would be so stupid as to pay her big bucks? I had friends going to Tao who changed plans knowing she would be there.
    No one cares about her that way anymore. She is only fodder for being made fun of now. The entire Kardashian family is now looked at entirely as a joke.

    • Elizabeth says:

      Kim looks like she is sliding into Paris Hilton-land. I.E. : her “star” power is on the slide and now she’s trying desparately to stay in the public eye. So the gawdy factor just keeps increasing. And something/ someone even icky-er is coming down the turnpike. How gross is that?

  54. Sab says:

    Congrats Kim, through surgery and Botox/fillers you’ve managed to erase everything that once made you exotic and beautiful, your ethnicity. Just another interchangeable paper DOLL.

  55. Cherry Rose says:

    She looks like what I’d imagine a sex-bot to look like when they get invented in the future and take the place of blow up dolls. Though a sex-bot would probably be more intelligent.

    And it’s very eerie how much Kim’s morphing into her mother. It makes me think that Kris is the reason that Kim got all that plastic surgery, so that Kim would look like her.

    And finally, a size 2 my ass. More like a size 6, and that’s being generous.

  56. hahaha says:

    She looks like Hilary Duff’s stepmother in Cinderella Story … ishhh HAHAHAHA

  57. whatevs says:

    i think she keeps imitating nicole scherzinger

  58. crazycatlady says:

    Wiglet. Exactly. It’s quite obvious.

    Does she have a wax figure somewhere? If she does, I can guarantee it looks more real than the real thing. If she pumps any more crap into her face, her pores are going to start oozing the stuff. Now THAT I’d like to see. THEN she’d be interesting! Like a trainwreck interesting.

    And about this size 2 bullshit – I am a size 1-3. I am 5’3″ and weigh about 107. When my weight starts to push toward 110 (you know, after too many late-night cupcakes) I can’t pull my 1′s over my hips. Do you think SHE weighs 107-110? Hahahahahahahahahaha!

  59. Mitch Buchanan Rocks says:

    Kim must be not clumsy as white is an invitation for ketchup, chocolate, wine spills.

  60. Hm says:

    It seems like a form of abuse that Kris has somehow influenced her daughter to get plastic surgery identical to hers. At least Kim has her own hairstyle, I guess.

  61. Camille says:

    Katfaces face looks different again. It looks like she has had another nose job or something. Fug and plastic.

  62. Feebee says:

    She looks more like her mom but as her mom’s got 20 years on her it’s not a good look.

    I was at the Venetian for NYE and they had an area around TAO blocked off for her so we couldn’t go out where we wanted to. I wasn’t impressed. I noted people were still able to line up and buy tickets at 11.45pm. Ha ha.

  63. Morgasm says:

    I definitely think she’s had some recent bridgework done…in the close ups, the bridge of her nose has a lot lighter shade of makeup (bruising?) which makes it appear flat…and the bangs are to take the attention away from her face, or to make u think, “her face looks different, must be the bangs”…not fooling me girlfriend! She did bangs a few years ago when she had obvious cheek implants or fillers to her cheeks.

  64. Morganism says:

    IMO she’s had some recent bridgework done…in the close ups, the bridge of her nose has a lot lighter shade of makeup (bruising?) which makes it appear flat…and the bangs are to take the attention away from her face, or to make u think, “her face looks different, must be the bangs”…not fooling me girlfriend! She did bangs a few years ago when she had obvious cheek implants or fillers to her cheeks.

  65. Morganism says:

    IMO she’s had some recent bridgework done. in the close ups, the bridge of her nose has a lot lighter shade of makeup (bruising?) which makes it appear flat. the bangs are to take the attention away from her face, or to make u think, “her face looks different, must be the bangs”. Ur not fooling me girlfriend! She did bangs a few years ago when she had obvious cheek implants or fillers to her cheeks.

  66. Morganism says:

    And in the pic where her mouth is open (blowup doll!) I can see bruising on the bridge and under the eyes, esp the left one

  67. thebutlerdidit says:

    At one point in the 70s, my family was poor, and I wanted a Barbie for my birthday. My mom bought me a cheap knock-off “Barbie” from the local dollar store, instead. It looked exactly like this picture of Kim Kardashian. She’s a cheap, low-rent faux-Barbie, mostly made of dangerous Chinese plastics.

  68. Ina says:

    She look like 50 trying hard to look 40 but she is Only 30

  69. Ina says:

    She look Like she is 50 trying hard to look 40 but she only 30!!fake plastic face n she makes Barbie looks real :)

  70. crys737 says:

    that last picture of mama pimp and her spawn is hilarious. its the tux. ha!

  71. Tweekspotter says:

    I would be mortified if I paid all that money for a new face and ended up looking like a mini verson of my mother. To add something positive…she has nice teeth.

  72. mk says:

    Is she trying to look like Kobe’s ex wife?