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The last movie I saw Jessica Alba in (and sadly, Joel McHale) was the interminable Spy Kids 4D. It was so bad that we actually left the theater less than an hour in. That was the only movie Alba was in last year, which is understandable since she was pregnant. According to IMDB, she has nothing lined up except for a voice role. So she’s got to hustle if she wants to regain her career in very bad adult films instead of just very bad kids films.
So here is Jessica Alba, who is constantly getting papped in LA, conveniently being photographed hard-bodied while on vacation with her family in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. Alba had her second daughter, Haven, with her husband Cash Warren just four and a half months ago and you could never tell. Look at how perfectly posed she is in this photo above. At least she arranged for the photographer to be sufficiently far away.
This woman in the background must be Alba’s nanny, She’s admitted to having one, and I like that she’s letting the help be in the frame while she’s posing her little butt off.
Alba revealed her weight loss plan to Lucky prior to giving birth. She said “I have a hard time with portion control, so I have 1,200 calorie meals delivered. But I also work out, so basically I’m starving—it sucks. I drink a lot of water.” It looks like she didn’t have too much trouble sticking to it.
Photo credit: Fame Pictures
Written by Celebitchy
Posted in Cash Warren, Jessica Alba, Photos, Weight Loss
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At least she’s not claiming that the weight loss is only due to “breastfeeding” . She looks good.
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The lady with them is not the nanny but a friend The lady was there with her husband/boyfriend and there kid other site have the photos.
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She looks good. but neither of the girls look like her to me. They both look like their father.
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Alba is at least realistic about the fact, her body is part of selling herself for a role.
And it does suck to starve to maintain a size. I like the fact she never fails to say it too.
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How nice for her… Next!
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You know, I really think Alba is as interesting as a wet towel or a bowl of lumpy oatmeal. However, she looks great. Good for her.
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Well, it’s not like she has anything else to do!
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She does look great, curvy, not super skinny.
but damn about sky kids, we were waiting for the DVD, my kids like the series a lot.
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Except for the perfect implant scar in her armpit.
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Maybe all of the D-listers are running together but I could have sworn bikini photos came out around Thanksgiving. Also I doubt this is a photo-op. Half of Hollywood is in Cabo so it’s not as if Jessica could hide out. Also she’s throwing a football not posing. She’s on vacation and having fun.
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She’s beautiful, but she has the blandest, whiny, but mostly bland personality of any actress out there. So her prettiness just is barely there for me. I just don’t get how she gets roles.
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Agreed. She can’t act for shit.
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I agree. She is gorgeous but so stupid and can’t act so what is the point. There are many actresses who are very interesting to watch but it is their acting ability that makes me want to watch them not because they are beautiful.
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It’s refreshing that she’s honest about finding it hard. She’s not like, “Oh this body? Pah. I love me some fried chicken!” like other women. I swear every other celebrity female BANGS ON AND ON about their love of fried food, carbs, etc. Good for Alba! She looks great.
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her kids are adorable and she looks perfect as usual!
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Her Body and look is not a big deal. She’s rich and unemployed, has lots of time for working out, visiting the spa. I bet she never had dark circles even with two little kids. I saw the other pictures where Cash is hugging her and she just look like the major c**t she is. She calls the paparazzi by herself for sure. She’s a nobody and boring as hell but she gets more paparazzi attention than the most other celebritys.
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Her Body and look is not a big deal. She’s rich and unemployed, has lots of time for working out, visiting the spa. I bet she never had dark circles even with two little kids. I saw the other pictures where Cash is hugging her and she just look like the major c**t she is. She calls the paparazzi by herself for sure. She’s a nobody and boring as hell but she gets more paparazzi attention than the most other celebritys.
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Sorry for the double post.. I thought it doesn’t work and sorry for my american like jessicas dad would say
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Amazing. That lucky bitch.
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Their suits look like they’re falling off them and need to be pulled up.
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Alba can’t act her way out of a wet paper bag but I LOVED her in that show Dark Angel. She is a tv star, not movie star. lol.
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Must be nice to have all that time to work out & all that money to have meals prepared for delivery. Those of us in the real word can’t do that.
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I hate the non-matching swimsuit top and bottom trend that’s been going on the last few years. It looks terrible!
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Whoa, Jessica has a better belly than her husband! I can see how she was able to lose the baby weight so quickly. Firstly she didn’t balloon up like 80pounds plus she has a whole slew of people helping out such as trainers and a caterer delivering portion-sized calorie-counted meals. So if we all had that kind of life we’d lose any kind of weight that fast too!
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She looks great! I noticed her boobs definitely look bigger than before, but then again it looks as if she’s gained some weight all around compared to how tiny she’s always been
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I have nothing negative to say. She’s absolutely gorgeous in my opinion.
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