Yesterday, TMZ reported that Lindsay Lohan had a shady “visitor” at her rented Venice Beach pad. The sketchball dude apparently knocked on LL’s door, and tried to talk to her, but she didn’t let him in. The cops were called and the visitor was arrested for trespassing. While I don’t doubt that there are some really shady people out there, and that celebrities should be extra careful and stuff, I’ve always felt like LL is probably the kind of crackhead who doesn’t pay her drug bills, and I often wonder if incidents like this are just incidences where her dealers are trying to get paid. Remember THIS STORY from Lohan’s alleged former bodyguard? In 2007, she brought her bodyguard along to slap the sh-t out of her dealer. She also said, “I can dress like a princess and still fight like a whore.” Because… why not?
Anyway, TMZ has a follow-up on the whole “shady visitor” story. LL now wants to ramp up her security. Because you never know when your dealer is going to come to collect:
Yesterday’s door-knocking incident was a huge wake up call for Lindsay Lohan — who’s now in the market to ramp up security at her L.A. home … with surveillance cameras … and even a new bodyguard.
Sources close to Lindsay tell TMZ, the actress loves her Venice Beach house … but with random scary people walking right up to her front door, she’s convinced it’s time to invest in some extra security upgrades for the property.
On top of adding additional security cameras — we’re told Lindsay wants to hire a full-time bodyguard to stay with her for a period of time … until she feels safe again.
As for the man arrested for trespassing outside her house on Sunday — Lonnie Short — we’re told he shares a bizarre connection with Lindsay’s alleged stalker David Cocordan.
According to sources, when Short knocked on Lindsay’s door yesterday, he announced he was friends with David and needed to explain some things.
Clearly, Lindsay wasn’t up for a chat — and minutes later, cops arrested Short for trespassing. He’s still in custody on $1,000 bail.
[From TMZ]
Look, if she wants a bodyguard, she should totally get one. I think it’s a waste of money, though – she has sketchier people in her entourage, you know? You could throw the craziest stalker-type at the Cracken, and the combination of Lindsay, Pootie and Dina would still be balls-out crazier. I think the real story here is that LL’s Playboy money is burning a hole in her pocket – it wouldn’t surprise me at all if she blows through her (rumored) $900,000 payday within a few months, just because she thinks she has “expenses” like a “full-time bodyguard,” etc.
Photos courtesy of Fame.
I thought all that Playboy money was going to pay her legal fees?
This is another reason why real actors are more low key. They don’t aim to inflame stalkers.
Now why would she be so un-hospitable? He’s probably her only fan left. She really should treat him better.
What’s wrong w/ her face in that bottom pic?
coke & alcohol bloat coupled with lip injections.
I don’t know about the coke issue causing someone to look bloated. I’ve never seen a bloated coke head in my life! I do wonder if she has bulimia though. I know that will often cause that same bloated face look. Whatever it is caused from she needs to fix it!
Coke/Crack/Meth users often get “coke bloat,” due to the toxins in the drugs they snort.
She just gets crazier and crackier by the minute.
What a bloated up psycho magnet.
This lends credence to the scuttlebutt that David C. was her friend cum (oh, you pervie Crackies! You know what I mean!) dealer, and she had him arrested and slapped a restraining order on him because she owed him money. What’s a dealer going to do, complain to the cops she owes him money for blow?
One day she will piss off a bigger, meaner dealer, and will find herself dead.
She’s always been a thief. Absolutely believe she’s stupid enough to not pay her dealers too. Problem is they are even more stupid to front her stuff.
Yes, the “bizarre connection” is that he is also a drug dealer, mayhaps one a bit higher on the food (drug dealer) chain, who knows (or supplies) the last dude she had thrown in jail.
With her rep, who would want that bodyguard gig? And who could afford the vaccinations/antibiotics on what she’s paying them?
Did anyone ever get to the bottom of whether her Playboy issue sold well or not?
I’m surprised that she isn’t being drug tested by the courts still. Or is she?
I made the duck lips, googly glasses, double chin, rat hair picture my backdrop just so I would feel beautttteeeful each and every day. Happy News Years everybody!!!!!
What an awesome idea!
Happy New Year back atcha and thanks! I’m going to do that too.
This did not occur to me in the original report! It makes so much sense, how could I not see it?
He delivered the drugs and she slammed the door in his face without paying….called the cops and when they refused to arrest him and told him to leave she throws a fit they tell her the only way to get him arrest is for her to swear out a citizen arrest form and she does..tells you how desperate she was to get him arrested like she did the other guy…Keep screwing the dealers Lindsay and they will find you floating in the dried up LA river basin…..
Is this supposition or are you in the know?
She is quoted as saying that she made a citizens arrest on E!news or one of them I can’t remember which…and I know about citizens arrest because I have actually had to do that to get a squatter off my property one time
besides I ask my son-in-law .hes a deputy Sheriff…
Citizen’s Arrests aren’t even legal in most states. Is it in CA? And, if you DO do it, you have to meet very strict and specific requirements.
She is such a cracked-out liar.
I’m wondering why this new guy would stand around waiting on her porch. Would a drug dealer stand on someone’s front porch for several minutes waiting for payment?
The Cracken is definitely up to something again. It’s only a matter of time before she starts missing the community service appointments.
if Breaking Bad is any teacher, you drop an ATM on the “client” if they’re not cooperative.
Yes, they do. My Ex became an addict. They also park out front for days and call all the time.
now that you have linked to the 2007 story there might be ashady connection to it. i wouldn’t put it past her. god she is the #1 sociopath of actresses all time lol
I still cringe and shudder whenever I see that last photo of Crackie. But I think that guy IS her dealer. Honestly, I hope this girl gets her shit together. I recently saw “Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen,” and refused to believe that that was Lindsay. Idk wtf happened to this girl, but hopefully she drops the crack, take some acting classes, and earn back the little respect she had left.
I don’t think it’s going to happen, Marissa. I really had hope for her, but she seems to suffer from a narcissistic disorder, which is probably worsened by the street drugs. Perhaps she is unaware of her disorder and thus isn’t seeking treatment. But I work in the field of mental health, and her behavior/demeanor/life choices lead me to think she is fully aware of her actions, and has no regard for anyone beyond herself. If she were a person in our everyday lives, a friend or family member, she’d actually be quite toxic.
agreed maripily, on all accounts. she’s narcissistic, just look at anything she ever said about herself. so she won’t ever admit to herself that she is constantly making mistakes because in her mind she has deluded herself into believing that she’s the perfect being, and the whole world is out there to serve her wants and her desires. since she won’t ever really do time… i’m guessing she’ll fade into obscurity like paris and/or o.d. sad, but true, and frankly she got sooooo many more chances than anybody else would and has never shown any real remorse for the horrid things she did. and by horrid i mean intoxicated while hijacking car and blaming it on the black kid, blaming her drug using on others while busted, hitting a baby in a stroller because “they didn’t move out of the way”, stealing from stores and stealing a fur coat of all things from a girl who received it as a gift from her late granny. to be quite frank i don’t think she should be revered like amy winehouse if she dies young. amy was really talented and essentially a good person. she didn’t harm anybody other than herself. lindsay’s whole adult existence has been questionable.
The “friends with David” comment kind of says it all, doesn’t it?
“Your dealer, David, sent me here to collect a debt and I’m not leaving until you pay.”
Silly cow had best get extra security if she’s not paying her dealers. They would scare me more than a garden-variety screwball.
“…he announced he was friends with David and needed to explain some things.”
Things like: He brings you drugs, you give him money. Or else I come over and kneecap you. Got it?
Lindsay Lohan never pays anyone if she can put it off. Not rent collectors, salespeople, etc. She’ll even steal if she wants something. She only treats people more famous than her with respect.
HA! At least the drug dealer is working at something.
I just mixed myself a cracktail, and now I’m waiting patiently for Dina aka Innocent/Ladiva/whatever alias du jour she posts under to drop by and explain why Lindsay is on her way to try and become a better person and how we haters should just shut up and die.
lol exactly.
I’m gonna say this again! ‘Innocent’ is NOT Dina, its Nicole on tmz. ‘Some’ people think Dina is ‘Susan’ on rol. It doesn’t appear Dina posts here.
Edit: I think I’ll join you in that cracktail.
Dina would probably have a heart attack if she saw this site and how we mock her poor innocent child.
I got high expections for the cracken soap opera this year, it’s only the 3rd day of 2012 and she’s living up to it with drama all ready. It’s gonna be a fun year.
She looks like a puffer fish in the picture of her going into court.
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Are we still on for 4:30 PST in ‘chat’? BTW, all are welcome.
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Is that top picture old or has she already f’ed up her teeth again? I read once that dentists can always tell when someone has a drug problem because it always shows on your teeth even if you can hide it everywhere else.
The Cracken has a Tumblr account:
http://lindsaylohan.tumblr.com/