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Oct 31
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Ivanka Trump is fake all over


Plastic fantastic Ivanka Trump got a new rack and it looks like she added tons of fake hair and the pelts of several slaughtered animals to the mix to complete her barbie look. She looks wasted while posing outside of her 25th birthday party, but maybe she’s just high on all the synthetics coursing through her body. I would make the blowup or “Real Doll” comparison but that’s just too easy.

Ivanka is said to be bedding “That 70s Show” star Topher Grace this month. I loved Topher in “In Good Company” with Scarlet Johansson, but his career has not really taken off. Now that he’s with Ivanka it can safely be assumed that he’s not super successful because he has poor judgment.

Ivanka is dressed like old Boca widow’s idea of sexy at her 25th birthday at Pure nightclub on 10/28. [via]

Written by Celebitchy

Posted in Hookups, Ivanka Trump, Photos, Plastic Surgery, Topher Grace

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23 Responses to “Ivanka Trump is fake all over”

  1. She is plastic?? Maybe she should get some work done on her face?

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  2. lol, that mouth open shot does create visions of the Real Doll version of herself. Good stuff.

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  3. Ivanka and Topher are the oddest couple ever. At least they both have weird names. Hope they don’t have kids.

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  4. She is turning into her mother.

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  5. DogRunner…you are SO right. I never saw it before, but it’s very evident in these pics.

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  6. Well, I mean, for the spawn of Donald, she’s not that bad looking. But then again, I’ve been lacking a lot of sleep and it’s time to change my lens prescription.

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  7. Fag is a mean word:

    hate the fur. bitch. that’s nasty.

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  8. oh God she does look like a Boca or Palm Beach widow!!! Viv and CB as always your comments are spot on you crack me up, thx for a good laugh on my bday!!!

    Well - Imagine having Melanie as your stop mom! And that fur most go go GOOOO

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  9. STEP mum that is oh I must STOP now lol

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  10. i think she looks cute, that’s my personal opinion

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  11. Like mother, like daughter.

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  12. Happy Birthday Alexi! =)

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  13. What a horrible boob job, w/ all her money! Why do so many women get caught up in quantity vs qualtiy when they have enhancement. Proportion/natural beauty is sexy, not 2 bowling balls attached to your chest.

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  14. I would like to assume that this HAS to be a Halloween thing ~ then again you know what they say about assuming. Oh, no, you don’t know what they say? They say that assuming makes an ass out of you and me ~ only that’s not true, come to think of it. Outfits like Ivanka’s make an ass out of people. So okay, we’ll just go ahead and assume. (Well, how about we assume, hope and pray!)

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  15. And she is a model, a runway model. How is that possible? Big fake boobs are not runway-friendly. She looks like a hooker, or maybe a hooker who raided Bea Arthurs closet.

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  16. I don’t know about you folks, she looks pretty good to me. I think yal are just jealous, she’s got alot of moola. But, that’s about it.

    Wonder what’s going to vindicate her lifes existance ? I mean, she’s finished with her studies and no doubt has a fair knack and finding locations for her ole’man. (I think, I could have done better in Hawaii… But, that’s my opinion).

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  17. Her fur coat needs to be a solid brown (like in the Ralph Lauren ads) in color.

    Instead it sort of looks like she’s wearing possum fur.

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  18. She needs to get that book by Glamour magazine, the do’s and don’ts of what to wear!

    Those boots in this photo, just don’t look right. Nice dress… Imagine how hot she’s going to look at 30-35-40… Lets just hope she doesn’t start tacking on weight.

    http://www.celebitchy.com/index.php/archives/2006/10/ivanka_trump_is_fake_all_over.html/13/

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  19. Ya know, take a look at that side view of her. The full length of Ivanka - from head to toe. How’d ya like to have those legs wrapped around your neck?

    Clearly, if she looked like her mother in her youth it’s little wonder why the Donald was so smitten with Ivanna.

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  20. British magazine called Tattler November issue has that dress on a gal on the 3rd cover… Doesn’t look as good as Ivanka.

    But, so before you knock her for wearing that dress you’d best take a look how she looks in it.

    Found the coat she was wearing and it’s a Roberto Cavalli $7500+ white possum outfit. I’ll wonder if it’s a loaned out one from the company.

    Wonder if she had sex on.. Wonder how well that kind of stuff washes out. lol.

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  21. All that money and shes got chicklet teeth

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  22. I don´t thonk you have a life, you´r here and talking shit about a person that you don´t even know, you´r so missarble wiht you´s own lift and so jealous at Ivanka that you would die to look like her.sooo get a life

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  23. Sorry losers but I happen to think she’s very attractive and you all are just green with envy!

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