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Awwww….I love Dolly, catface and all.
Love Dolly.
She has always been up front about almost anything, her face, her figure, losing weight, gaining weight, hating to get old and doing anything and everything to get rid of wrinkles, fat, sagging, the wigs, why she didn’t have kids, her marriage…so yea after a time you may look strange but unlike Joan Rivers she has a heart, unlike Kim K grew up poor – remembers it and is honest about her plastic surgery.. so … carry on Dolly.
Carry on!!!
Yes to everything you said! Love Dolly!
All that is true, so I wonder why she hated on her sister Stella so much.
I remember Dolly being interviewed once and she said something to the affect “as long as there are plastic surgeons she would always look like a cheap whore.” I about split a gut and that is why I love Dolly. She can laugh at herself. She is the best.
Unlike Kim K. Dolly has talent.
Saran-wrapped Brazil-face is more like it.
I love Dolly, hate the misnomer, and bad cosmetic surgery….and I take umbrage to associating the beauty of cats with bad human cosmetic surgery.
Nice use of umbrage.
I adore Dolly, but wow, she looks Jocelyn Wildenstein-ish.
unfortunately, somewhere in the 90’s, it became one surgery too many. So I think this is just maintenance. But fortunately, Dolly is Dolly. And it doesn’t matter.
Whoa, whoa, whoa… Dolly has had plastic surgery????!!!!
I literally lol’d. 🙂 Her quote…
““If it’s a-sagging, a-bagging or a-dragging, I go get it fixed!”
She’s gorgeous where it counts.
@Ziggy, very funny! Thanks for the lol!! And all y’all, lay off Dolly, she is the absolute BOMB!!!
I saw she and Kenny Rogers in concert years ago, my friend and I got in trouble from the old folks for singing out loud!!
Exactly – she’s ALWAYS looked like this. I honestly see no difference.
And iiiiiiiiiiiiiii willll alwayssssss loveyouuuuuuuuuu *drops mic*
She can do no wrong. Now please stop f–king with your face, Dolly. You are perfection.
I wonder if she and Kenny Rogers have the same surgeon.
You should meet KT (below your comment) LOL
Ha!!
She looks like Kenny Rogers! They must share a surgeon?
You should meet Jess (above your comment) LOL
She’s in her 70s. What do you want? She’s still awsome. Y’all pick celebs apart for every little detail. I cannot count how many times I have read about an old looking 38 or 42 year old on this site. Mom hair, bangs, blah blah blah. And now a 70 year old woman in the spotlight is supposed to just sag before you? Yeah right.
@ Bad Fairy: Don’t take the following too personal. It’s what I wanted to ask several people…
I’ve been reading comments like yours in quite a few posts lately and while I agree celebs are being picked apart on this site (and yes, it gets ugly sometimes), what do you expect from a site called CELEBITCHY??????
If you want to hear nice and sweet things said about famous people, Popsugar and People are the sites to visit.
You don’t think the names are a bit of a giveaway? Or is it just me?????
My two cents, as someone who has been sad to see the tone of several posters lately. It’s a fine line, but I truly believe that you can be b!tchy without being a b!tch, and that there is a huge interesting world of critical theory that rests somewhere between fawning and hypercriticism. The art of b!tchy is something truly wonderful – thought provoking & laugh making without wishing death disease or pestilence on anyone. I miss that old wit of Celebitchy.
That being said, imo, the posts about Dolly all seem to walk that line: they are respectful about Dolly’s talent and respectful of the points of view of other posters, while recognizing, as Dolly does herself, that she is not exactly down home natural looking.
She even said of herself that it takes a lot of money to look this cheap! Love her music, love her work to promote literacy, love that she doesn’t take herself too seriously.
BadRnR: Awesome comment. You so hit it. I think a lot of us try to be snarky without crossing a certain line of decency and respect, but sometimes we misfire. It’s a fine line like you said and sometimes I call people out for crossing it (including myself).
The above exchange is respectful, but some of the Bey baby posts were getting ugly. We can agree to disagree, but there’s no need to attack or call other posters names.
Why, thank you Normades!
I have learned not to go to any Leanne/Brandi/Eddie posts, and I also avoid the AJ/JA/BP ones. But I had to look at the Bey ones, and you are right, some cross the line of taste and decorum, so I guess that I will leave those ones alone in the future too! Perhaps because the Lohan ones are pretty unanimous, they best represent what I love about Celebitchy – calling out high profile people’s bad behaviour in really imaginative and creative ways (‘cracktini’ has entered my non-cyber lexicon, and no one knew what I was talking about!) without being hateful and mean to others.
BadR&R: cosign. Before I started posting, I read a lot here. There used to be clever smart posters who were bitchy and funny. Now there’s a streak of cruelty and when you say something, you get told to “shove it” or get threatened with you “being out there and fair game” (really? For saying that someone is a little obsessed with other posters when they clearly are?) and casting aspersions on my ability to do my job properly. I thought we weren’t supposed to be going after each other. I thought threatening other posters wasn’t allowed. It’s sad, really.
I don’t like the cruel comments — these ARE people, after all — but I do think people are ticked off about the pseudo-celebrities who dominate the news. We don’t see the value of the Kardashians, Hiltons, Lohans, etc, so they are fair game. Honestly, I’d be happy if they’d just go away.
When someone with actual talent is on the site, I do think people are more respectful. And funnier.
From what I hear, she’s a shrewd businesswoman, too. I love her. She’s awesome.
@ Kit…ditto.
Re: Dolly. Love, love, love her. Miss the real old timers for C&W, Johnny Cash, Eddie Arnold, etc. And she has a beautiful personality and spirit. But for the love of God, stop!
I love Dolly! She is an icon who never forgot where she came from. She’s done wonders for the Eastern Tennessee economy with her park Dollywood and I give her props for staying married to the same man her entire life. I’d also like to add a nod to Mr. Carl Dean for being the most stealth husband in showbiz.
Dolly has never tried to credit “good genes” and a “healthy diet” for her ever youthful(ish) face and body. She proudly crows about getting whatever nipped, tucked and sucked so good for her! To quote Dolly, “It takes a lot of money to look this cheap.”
Dolly is the only woman who rocks a cat face and still looks great! Love her!
Love that she doesnt deny her love of plastic surgery.
Dolly is the perfect example of honesty will take you further than a lie ever will.
This! I forgive her all the silly things she does because she has a sense of humor and can laugh at herself.
@Bad Fairy, Dolly was born in January 1946. She’s going to turn 66 on the 18th I believe.
I love her so much. I went to one of her shows in the 70s and got her autograph, and I’ve been to Dollywood. It’s really fun but I must say I don’t care for the food.
Dolly is one of the most underrated songwriters ever. She is AMAZING and so much more prolific than most people know, has a naturally great voice, and is an incredible businesswoman. I don’t have a problem with some tweaks and can’t say never for myself, but it does make me a little sad that awesome, beautiful, talented, LEGENDARY Dolly Parton can’t seem to leave the scalpel be.
ITA. The funny thing is that Dolly’s songwriting and singing are a mastery of SUBTLETY, as compared to her look. Dolly can rip your heart out by sounding like she’s singing to you in your living room. A real person with a VERY natural voice.
(Fun fact: I’m distantly related.And I admit it’s not a big deal, but she’s so AWESOME I do take pride.)
I would too, if I were you! LUCKY! 🙂
Dolly’s songwriting is simply amazing.
I totally agree. She is an incredible songwriter (I actually like her better as a songwriter than singer, like Leonard Cohen). One of the best ever.
It’s so funny how when you start thinking about who is underrated, those who are overrated start to stand out in your mind. I like Leornard Cohen’s songs, but I do think that he is a bit overrated, and certainly not of Dolly’s caliber.
Love her and her attitude, but enough filler is enough filler.
Dolly has always been a larger than life cartoon. She can carry it off like no other. So brassy and sassy. And a huge heart. She’s amazing.
Wow, did they have a tractor pull on her face? I haven’t seen anything this tight since Dixie Carter got that first face lift.
She looks like a blond Kim Kardashian.
Bite your tongue.
I’m more offended by her lipliner abuse than her cosmetic surgery abuse! Dolly, the too-dark lipliner look went out in 1995, come one now. You’re too awesome for such lipliner abuse.
She is getting scarily close to Wildenstein/Joan Rivers territory. It’s kind of sad because she is such a bolshy babe, I know she’s unapologetic about plastic surgery but how can anyone look in the mirror, see a plastic puppet face and think it looks better than a few wrinkles?
Agree, @Mrs Darcy – her face looks awful now and she probably would have looked heaps better if she had just aged naturally with a few wrinkles.
I love Dolly, don’t care what she looks like. I just watched her and her boobs, in that movie with Gary Busey,(who had to be at his craziest). She can do no wrong in my eyes.
I don’t care for the negativity over Dolly. She is a great performer and she does charitable work and she is an overall nice person. She doesn’t lie about her surgeries and cosmetic enhancements, like every other female celebrity.
Love me some Dolly but if girl dont stop shes gonna start looking like that jocelyn wild…whats her face you know the cat woman. Age gracefully and own it girl !
I think the saying went -“If it sags, bags, or drags, I will have it nipped, tucked or sucked.”
She also stated when she was growing up she wanted to look like a certain painted lady in her hometown. Her mother told her it was the town tramp, she didn’t care that is what she wanted to look like.
Love Dolly, she can do no wrong. Huge heart, honest, talented and hilarious.
Go Dolly!
LOL…the partons got run out of Kentucky and down into Tennessee by some of my folks for horning in on their moonshine business in the twenties..I rememver watching her on the Porter Wagnor show on my grandmas little tv the first one in our coal camp…She like big hair and lots of makeup and sparkles way back then and when I said I wanted to look like that girl meaning Dolly my granny whipped my butt for wanting to look like a bad woman….Well she got her wish shes got the biggest hair and the most makeup and sparkle of any woman around….time to stop Dolly you are starting to look like your cat……but you are still favorite hillbilly bad girl just like me… Hell be have the same big Hair…..LOL
Just because everybody “thinks she’s a nice person” doesn’t change the fact that she looks absurd now, that’s the face of the Joker. They never know when to stop getting just one more procedure done and this is the result
Dolly is very professional on tours, shows up on time for rehearsals (sometimes in a bathrobe & no wig) and is courteous to all the crew. Does not make ridiculous demands & never pulls a Diva.
“Russell Brand takes off his ring in a new video.” – it’s NOT a new video. I’ve seen this story all over today, and it’s driving me nuts. He posted that video on his own website & Youtube channel in November during a mini-tour he did in US colleges. It was not posted on a “porn website” as everyone’s claiming…that was just a joke he made during the vid.
People can read into it what they want as far as the idea that he would jokingly take off his wedding ring just a month or so before the split…but all these sites claiming the vid is “newly surfaced” or that it’s somehow been hidden on a porn website til now is just absurd and completely untrue.
I like Dolly hate what she done to her face but she owns it so I can’t hate on that.
Dolly has been such a caricature of herself.
And, I honestly have to wonder if she capable of chewing food. It seems like her face is permanently frozen.
It’s great that she owns up to it all, but she clearly has an addiction.
I think Dolly said if she got anymore face lifts she’d have a beard.
I’ve loved dolly since I was little. But I look at celebs like her and joen rivers and think god all that plastic surgery upkeep must be so incredibly painful. I hope staying away from the sun, drugs, booze, and pills will be good enough for me and I won’t ever have to cut or fill my face full of poison * crosses fingers*
she looks like Jocelyn Wildenstiens younger sister ugh
I like and respect Dolly but I think the latest round of plastic surgery is taking away from her looking like her and making her look more like a generic bit of plastic surgery, which is a bummer.
Oops, didn’t finish last post and I think it posted.
I was going to say that the comment about plastic surgery hurting is a great point. I know that women have to look good forever in Hollywood but after a certain point, they tend to start looking alike. I myself would rather see a few honest wrinkles rather than a face that is so plastic that it could belong to any other star’s face.
I really wish that more people would talk about the pain and recovery time. It is MAJOR SURGERY most times, and it devastates the body and hurts like a bitch. You never know for sure how it will turn out, and then you have to keep all that shit up. This information is so important to someone trying to decide yea or nay, so it disappoints me that we treat plastic surgery like it’s just some spa treatment and not a major life decision.
she’s one of the talented and smart women of counrty music who played the dumb blonde for years. i’m sad that she did this to herself. what is wrong with these celebs why would you eff up your face like this? and pay a huge sum for it too? you couldn’t pay me enough to sport this face
“Hello, I’m Dolly Parton” is one of my favourite all time albums, ladies please check it out if you fancy some new music. It’s my house cleaning with wine music!
Dolly needs to face the fact. She is 66 years old and nothing is going to change that. She still looks like a 66 years old with a plastic, pulled, and over botoxed face. Over pumped lips, eyebrowls almost to her hairline, geez that is just the way everyone wants to look. Being from Tennessee I remember Dolly when she was actually pretty. She’s been a little heavy at times and of course over boobed. But really all this nip and tucking she keeps doing, she looks like a freak. I saw her at a Dollywood event, most of the photos on line of her are photoshopped. She kinda sorta reminds you of a witch when you see her in person or that puppet that was on Benny Hill Show – MADAME. If you don’t believe me type in Madame the puppet in Google images and you will see I’m right. Also Dolly is hoping to have a musical about her life story. Seriously again, how many people does she really think would go see that. Dolly needs to get with the times and realize there are so many rags to riches stories now hers isn’t all that special. She mentioned she wanted to do something with Lady Gaga. Please stop embarassing yourself.
Meow! Watch her star in the next ‘Friskey’s’ ad, just to make everyone laugh, including herself. Love that Dolly!