Lindsay Lohan’s Philipp Plein ad campaign: busted, trashy or better than expected?

Here are some shots from Lindsay Lohan’s ad campaign for Philipp Plein, the one that she shot in September in Italy, in between escort gigs. Allegedly, LL got paid $500,000 - for the ad campaign, and likely to “date” Philipp Plein for a week while he “promoted” her and his brand. I have to say – I saw some of the candids from this photo shoot, and my expectations were pretty low, but these aren’t terrible. They’re much better quality than I was expecting, except that there’s only so much Photoshop that you can use to de-crackify that face. Also – look at LL’s mouth in the shot where she’s wearing red. You can really see her jacked crack teeth. This campaign was shot before she got her teeth “fixed.”

Meanwhile, LL is embroiled in a new scandal. She got high for three years and forgot to file her taxes in 2009. Oh, Cracken.

Lindsay Lohan has a brand new $93,000 problem — because the federal government claims the actress never paid her 2009 income tax … and now Uncle Sam is finally out to collect.

According to official documents filed in Los Angeles, the Internal Revenue Service has obtained a lien against Lohan for $93,701.57 for failure to pay her federal income tax.

2009 wasn’t a very lucrative year for Lohan … she only released one crappy made-for-TV movie, coupled with a few minor TV appearances.

Now, if Lohan refuses to pay the debt … the government can go after anything that belongs to her … including homes, cars and bank accounts … assuming she has any of those things.

We called Lohan for comment — so far, no response.

[From TMZ]

She’ll pay. She’s got Philipp Plein and Playboy money burning a whole in her pocket, so she’s got the funds. The funds will dry up, though. Very quickly. The question I have, though, is about who exactly “forgot” to file her taxes? Because you know LL has never sat down and tried to do it herself – surely she has an accountant? Surely Mother Crackhead – Linnocent’s MANAGER – would be on top of stuff like “filing tax returns.” Right?

Photos courtesy of Philipp Plein.

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  1. atlantapug says:

    Blech. She looks like a Frederick’s of Hollywood catalogue model.

    Bleached out hair…. check.
    Too much makeup…. check.
    Busted lips…. check.
    “Sultry” mouthbreather pose…. check.

    No. No. and more No.

    • gg says:

      Oh my I was thinking the same thing – down to the sickening orangey-red color they like to make their scratchy lace panties out of. I only know this because I ignorantly went into their store in Hollywood looking for a souvenir, but nothing the entire store was worth taking home. Really.

      Also, I notice that the BLACK CATERPILLARS OF DOOM (over-pencilled and fake-tan-stained eyebrows) are back!

    • Gigi says:

      The superblack eyebrow and the busted teeth are so horrible. She looks one of those aging, mid-range (can’t even say high-class) prostitutes who hang out on the Cote d’Azur and try to hook high rollers.

  2. brin says:

    Busted with a heavy dose of crackie.

  3. Quest says:

    It is incredible how they can actually make just about any old cracky looking chic good.

    She is still trashy

  4. Boo says:

    As I said in the earlier Lohanstory, every picture seems to tell an ugly, dirty story. She looks not only awful, but GODAWFUL. And did they photoshop the beard on that guy? In the “walking down the steps to get our money’s worth out of this ho” picture, the beard seems to be sitting crooked on his face…Something too creepy about these photos. I feel like I need a shower after viewing them–worse than the Playboy nonsense, in fact.

  5. mc says:

    looks like an autocorrect typo – “whole” should be “hole” :)

  6. Asli says:

    She doesn’t look bad, actually. Except for that top photo where she looks strung OUT. Photoshop? I say magic!

  7. Eleonor says:

    The hair…did they try to cover the face?

  8. hillbilly in the corner says:

    Nasty …….just plain nasty….
    whats she advertizing the cloths or nasty sex…. and she’s higher then a kite on something in all those shots….

  9. Cathy says:

    It truly amazes me what photoshop can do. They can even make Medusa look almost human. I’ll never understand why anybody would pay her any amount of money to “model” for their brand.

  10. TheOriginalVictoria says:


    Meanwhile if she did changed her hair color ba k to that glorious shade of red and did something with her weave she’d make the photos a lot better. BUT it would be less cracky.

  11. NeNe says:

    Thank G-d for photoshopping, because this chick is uglier than sin. Trashy, trashy, and oh yeah, TRASHY!!!!

    Looks to me like walking STD ads.

  12. M says:

    I think the best part about these pics are the male models faces. “Really, this is what my modeling career has come to? A photo shoot with Lindsay Lohan?”. That’s what I’m reading on their faces anyway.

  13. bea says:

    Will someone please tell this tramp she is a RED HEAD !?!

    Maybe those are some left over eye brows from pretending to be Liz Taylor….but they look like she dragged her mascara wand over them!

    It’s a shame that she wasted her natural beauty and now has to resort to trying to look “beautiful”…it’sahellofadrug!

  14. Quinn says:

    You can smell this girl from the pages…

  15. El Kiddo says:

    God, those teeth are nasty

  16. Tapioca says:

    Hey, she’s still alive, which is “better than expected”, but she looks 124 different kinds of awful!

  17. Franny says:

    good, good. they used the cotton candy to cover most of the crackie face.

    look, I’m not in advertising or the fashion industry, but I could style her better than these morons did. why did they give her white little mermaid hair? why did they shoot the pictures from below? just so they can photoshop out the infamous triple chin? why did they give her back her fake bronzer enhanced cheekbones?

    • Petunia says:

      I had quite forgotten about the chin. I think it will be hard for her to find any work, even modeling or “international” jobs, if that chin doesn’t return to normal soon. How a once beautiful girl could end up with a double chin and looking 40 hard years is almost beyond me, if I didn’t know her story. She needs to STOP now to save whatever of her looks and health are left or else she’ll honestly have no money making “skills” left whatsoever in the next 2-3 years.

  18. Sara says:

    Even with all the photoshop she still looks busted. A couple years ago you couldn’t see it, now you totally can. Notice no close up on LL. Must have shot far away…

  19. constance says:

    4 months of Photoshop and this is the best images they could produce?


    Good thing she got her teeth done, her front Chiclets are two very different sizes in the top image.

  20. Zelda says:

    Wow. All ridiculousness aside, I’ve usually found professional pics of Lohan to be good.

    These are sh*t. To be frank.

  21. ladybert62 says:

    She looks like a slut in those pictures!

    Guess someone finally decided to photo her as her real self!! ha ha

  22. Hanna says:

    Cheap and disgusting. Crackie overdose.

  23. a nony mouse says:

    photoshopped within an inch of her life. speaking of which, this mock ad touting ‘fotoshop’ as a beauty product is hilarious and pertinent.

  24. stephanie says:

    better than candids, tbf.

  25. Hautie says:

    I suspect Lohan and her family of moochers were living on credit at the end of 2009.

    So there was no reason to file those pesky tax returns. She had no money to pay them. So why bother.

    Yet, I am surprise Lohan even owes that much. I would not have assumed she had earned enough income. To justify owing the IRS $93,701.57 in taxes.

  26. Petunia says:

    The shots where you don’t see her face clearly look great. Her body and legs look fantastic although they don’t seem to match up in real life. But the first shot is absolutely weird. Her head looks too big and stuck onto a smaller body. Looks quite cracken. Don’t like the fit of the jacket at all. Looks like a hooker outfit (Can I say that here?) But the other outfits are very pretty and she even looks clean in them. So, overall, a very good shoot for her.

  27. hillbilly in the corner says:

    Go to the Plein web site if you really want a close look at these photos they are dreadful…the one in the red as just plain gross and it after photo shopping.they got her head the wrong size again…..

  28. Petunia says:

    Owing taxes seems to be a privilege of the rich and famous. They all must have “oopsies” accountants or else they presume they are too famous to have to pay Uncle Sam.

    I’m guessing that Lindsay has the same level of strange people working for her as she does hanging around her, so the “professional” accountant never bothered to file. I doubt Lindsay ever noticed or cared. Mama Lohan, likewise, was probably also too high to notice or care.

    Lindsay must be flipping out and fuming, furiously figuring out how much crack she’ll be forced to forego as a result of paying her back taxes. Life ain’t fair!

  29. katie says:

    the first pic is horrible. the rest aren’t so bad. her teeth.. ick.

  30. Dee Cee says:

    For the Muslim men that secretly hire and like her type.. really they do.. and parasite, kimbo-K

  31. Green_Eyes says:

    Some items are pretty decent,..but add a strung out hard looking female (any will do), w/ meth teeth and dirty long blonde extensions and photo shop parts on the men as if they were Mr. potato heads and you would have the same results. Cheap looking and instead of wanting to buy the products..leaves me more wanting to buy the blonde (any blonde they used that fit this description) toothpaste, a dentist, and most of all shampoo and a bar of soap! Doesn’t say expensive or seductive to me…says well I need to keep my mouth shut when I am so close to releasing my primal urges so I don’t promise more crackheads .but guess I better follow thru.

    • Petunia says:

      Green-Eyes, got quite the giggle over your “Mr. Potato Head,” comment because it’s TRUE.

      But I’m guessing these photos will appeal to a certain crowd – young, rough, hard playing. Girls who want to look overly sexy in a hard kind of way. And you know, if there’s a market for it, why not? If Lindsay can stay awake and focused long enough to do the work, why not? It’s legit work, keeps the crack coming. Actually, more power to her if she can actually keep it together enough to work a real gig and not do “international” stuff.

      • Petunia says:

        I take that back about the audience. Looked again at the dresses and they’re not her usual crack-wardrobe. They’re pretty enough for regular girls to wear. It’s just that she’s got that reputation for being overly hard and overly sexualized, so that was where my original comment came from. My apologies!

  32. meme says:

    The last 3 photos are magnificent. The subject is NOT!

    She will milk this industry for everything she can for as long as she can.

  33. lucy2 says:

    Maybe they’ll prosecute her for unpaid taxes. One step closer to completing her felonies punch card!

    How did she make that much legitimate money to owe that much in taxes? I get the impression every penny is spent long before she actually gets it. Up her and her mother’s nose.

  34. Sarah says:

    Please excuse me while I take a bath in bleach and gouge out my eyes with a compass. I feel dirty just LOOKING at her.

  35. lena says:

    Well, photoshop and editing and retouching (whatever the hell they did to make the bloat go away) worked to an extent to make her look a little less busted. But it did jack sh*t for her teeth.

  36. Newtsgal says:

    I would like to thank CB for posting the pics of LL, it’s really helping me with my diet! After lookin at the cracken I have NO appetite what so ever.
    As far LL playing ET I just can’t see it. However, last night I was watching TV and they were talking about Dana Plato and showing pics of her right before she died and my hand to Jesus I thought it was LL. It was spooky how much they looked alike, that washed up, junkie look. What’s more believable LL as ET….NOT! LL as Dana Plato…. hell yea!

  37. Mich says:

    Philipp Plein = Haute Hookture

  38. Firecracker says:

    There should be a law against too much photoshopping.

  39. nikzilla37 says:

    Trashy. She’s only iconic now for being a trainwreck. She makes for a trashy centerpiece in an otherwise boring ad.

  40. novaraen says:

    Gawd she’s so ugly now!!!! I will just have to grieve for that fresh faced red head that was on Freak Friday with Jamie Lee Curtis. She is long gone…been swallowed up by the crackie dragon!

  41. danielle says:

    You seriously think these could be worse?!? They are trashy and budget and…words fail me. These are horrific. Girls going to glamour shots would get these back, cry, and demand their money back.

  42. the original bellaluna says:

    No way Cracken von Crackhead is going to pay. She actually OWNS…NOTHING. (Now what she OWES, totally different story.)

    She leases a condo & car, likely doesn’t have any bank accounts or investments, and spends all her money on booze & drugs! It’s a win/win for her!

    And it’ll be a win/win for us too, if she gets brought up on federal charges. (Just imagine the tailgates!!!)

  43. TrollAtLarge says:

    a few years ago I saw la Blohan roaming on the street of Robertson getting in and out shops from one to another (remember, like Paris Hilton did, when all the starlets were going to Kitson and the Ivy?) and she was super beautiful and fresh.. annoying but good looking.. Imagine the horror when i saw her a few days ago with a double chin and busted filled lips!! her nails were dirty and the ultra blonde weave was trashy looking.. I wanted to scream “what happen to you??!!”

  44. Jenna says:

    I can’t stop looking at her teeth in that first photo. I must have stared at it for a good five minutes before reading anything…

  45. The Truth Fairy says:

    Couldn’t they have photoshopped the meth teeth?

  46. LeeLoo says:

    The dark eyebrows are my pet peeve. She has the money she should get them tinted to match her god-awful hair color. Or better yet, she should go back to being a redhead.

    She just looks gross. There is no amount of photoshop or makeup or pretty designer clothing to make her look less like a cat with rabies.

  47. Camille (The original) says:

    Beyond busted and fug.

  48. Paul Frehley says:

    I don’t understand why people would hire someone to model that has to be Photoshopped into looking like someone who doesn’t look like the person they hired.

    We all know that these photos don’t represent the way Lindsy really looks.

    Wouldn’t it be better to just hire someone with the end result they wanted to begin with?

  49. bored says:

    horrible hipster beard – ugh

  50. SCREEEE says:

    Ohhhh Crackie McGee… how I’ve missed your busted up teeth. Seriously, it looks like she flosses with dogshit. Too much?

  51. logan says:

    If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around does it make a sound? I’m going to go with both busted and trashy Alec for $200.00

  52. novaraen says:

    That first picture of her in the red jacket…not only are her teeth gross but her eyebrows are different sizes(not to mention I can’t figure out why she keeps them almost black in color, ick). Such a mess!

  53. sosuzy says:

    i am not a fan but she looks great..

  54. skuddles says:

    Since when do hookers get taxed???

  55. Bess says:

    They tried to photoshop the “crack whore” look off Lindsay’s face, but they didn’t get around to fixing her teeth?

  56. logan says:

    So can anyone tell me how the sale of her Play Boy issue went? All I read was about when it first came out, then nothing. I would think that if it had been an all time best seller her handlers {mom} would have been shouting it from the roof tops. Did any of you fine folks purchase it? Just wondering.

  57. thegorilla says:

    well it is kinda funny that two of those shots have half her face covered and the other one shes looking down, that usually says something when they’re trying to obscure her face

  58. CeeCee says:

    done and dusted, busted custard!

    those teeth would make any model unemployable but for some reason, this hoe bag gets photographic work?

  59. Roscoe says:

    I think it was a wise move on the stylist’s behalf to cover half her face with her hair in most of the shots. With only half of a cracken-face to deal with it maximizes the Photoshopping time.

  60. dj says:

    That 1st photo – her nails are so dirty and broken? Either she has ink on her index finger or she has a tattoo. If I had not already gotten a glimpse of those teeth I would swear that hers were those fake, joke teeth. Did the photographer just pull her out of the gutter right before this picture was taken? She is really in a bad place.

  61. priestess says:

    This sh@t is unbelievable. Once again another witch hunt! OK she has a drug problem this is not an unusual fact. She got caught up as a child because she wasn’t being protected. Its sad that so many people have so little compassion. I imagine a bunch of big fat ugly women typing these Godawful comments. I’m sure you all have children you should really be careful because these type of problems show up right in your own backyard. Anyway F@*k what people say. I pray Lindsey slams all you haters kicks her habit and makes a Grand comeback. She is not an ugly woman any honest person would know this.

  62. geekychick says:

    #corrections: hole in her pocket;
    – hollow place in a solid body or surface: the dog had dug a hole in the ground
    an aperture passing through something: he had a hole in his sock

    -[attributive] all of; entire: he spent the whole day walking
    she wasn’t telling the whole truth.

    sorry if someone said it already! :)

  63. Coucou says:

    The teeth in the first pic…really?

    It looks like she’s in between veneers…the last two weren’t bad though…good thing she fixed those teeth…now if only she could fix herself, but me thinks Humpty Dumpty’s had too many falls.