Jennifer Aniston expected Justin to propose over the holidays, but he didn’t

A few days ago, we had a slow-burning and ultimately “controversial” post about how Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux spent their holidays. Apparently, they were together in Telluride, Colorado, where they took ski lessons every day and had a low-key and enjoyable time. I actually praised Jennifer for mixing it up – her holidays are usually spent on the beach, and I think it’s nice that she can change it up for her new boyfriend. However, in the lead-up to the holidays, the tabloids were all focused on how Jennifer and Justin were totally going to get engaged and/or elope. According to a new report, even Jennifer was expecting a proposal from Justin over Christmas. But she didn’t get one – he gave her a purse!!!

Jennifer Aniston is absolutely devastated and humiliated! Her boyfriend Justin Theroux reportedly walked out on her over the holidays — all because of a Christmas gift, InTouch claims.

Jen thought Justin was going to propose on Christmas but instead he gave her a purse!

“She was all set to say ‘yes,’” a source says. “She was stunned. She started fighting with Justin, and the fight lasted for days.”

Justin was so disgusted with the way Jen reacted that he hopped on his motorcycle and went to stay a friends apartment in NYC’s Lower East Side.

“He need space,” the source continues. “Jen feels she’s putting so much into the relationship and Justin should commit to her, but she should be careful about putting him under too much pressure.”

Regardless, the couple headed to Colorado but Justin stayed in their luxury rental while Jen skied alone and hung with bestie Chelsea Handler.

A source close to Justin says that the actor is starting to resent Jen for trying to mold him into the man she always wanted — by getting him new clothes, facials, haircuts, and trips all over the world.

“She doesn’t want a boyfriend,” the source says. “Jen wants a husband.”

[From Hollywood Life]

Ah, I see. They spent Christmas in NYC and then went to Telluride after Christmas. And someone saw Justin leave Aniston’s apartment for a brief moment, thus “Justin was so disgusted with the way Jen reacted that he hopped on his motorcycle and went to stay a friends apartment in NYC’s Lower East Side.” Look, I’m guessing they’re fine. Maybe they did have a fight – everybody fights during the holidays. Always. And while I would love to receive a purse as a gift, you probably shouldn’t give your lover (the woman who you left your girlfriend of 14 years for) a purse for Christmas. It should at least be some kind of jewelry. Just to play devil’s advocate on Justin’s side though – I could totally see him struggling against Jennifer’s makeover. All the men that she gets serious with struggle against her makeovers. She treats boyfriends like Barbie dolls.

Justin and Jennifer were out together last night too, so I doubt they’re having huge problems or anything. You can see a photo here.

Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News and Terry Richardson’s Diary.

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  1. JenJen says:

    They could get married, and I wouldn’t care. They could break up in spectacular fashion, and I wouldn’t care. These two make me yawn.

    • Iggles says:

      Haha! And the irony is that they want you care so bad!

      I’m calling it like I see it. These two are famewhores! Who releases photos to the public upon entering a new relationship?

      Famewhores, that’s who! Most Hollywood couples “announce” they’re dating by attending a premiere together — not sending out pre-screened photos through their publicist!

      • Heine says:

        Iggles: They were not ‘publicity photos’. They were pictures taken by their friend who then put them on his website (he has dozens of photos of many celebrities on his website besides them). They were not released by her publicist-blogs got their hands on them and circulated them around.

        Sorry to burst your giddy little bubble of negativity but if they are such famewhores, why didn’t anyone get pictures of them in Telluride? Why didn’t they call the paps to let them know they were there to get some ‘candids’? Why isn’t Aniston attending these lead-up to the Golden Globes events? If she was such a famewhore, wouldn’t she try her damndest to get on those guest lists and be seen? It’s nearly two weeks into the new year and there is only one new picture of them at a random screening. She isn’t dressed to the nines either.

        I just don’t get the famewhore comment. All evidence points to them just doing the regular Hollywood hustle, coming out to promote films (or whatever, perfume and such) and then effectively disappearing.

      • whatevs says:

        you are both so right those two comments being on top of the page renders all the others useless.

      • Katherine says:

        ” They were not ‘publicity photos’. They were pictures taken by their friend who then put them on his website”

        ROTFLMAO! Please.

        Their friend? The celebrity professional photographer?

      • Aren’t most people in Hollywood “famewhores?” I mean, most people don’t go into acting to never be heard of of and to toil in oblivion, regardless of what they claim.

      • Heine says:

        Katherine: Celebrities who are friends with celebrity photographers?! INCONCEIVABLE!

        /sarcasm

      • Original Chloe says:

        Heine, I think what Katherine meant was that it was to be expected that the pictures will be blogged (as a lot of TR’s private pictures of famous people) and it’s hard to believe that they were unaware of it.

        I’m personally indifferent as to where and how they publish their couple photos, they are a couple after all, and they can do whatever they want.

        People here comment on those pics so much mostly because their timing and the way they were released coincided with Heidi Bivens effectively putting a gag on Aniston and Theroux (“if you talk I’ll talk”) and Pitt’s clumsily formulated remarks on his life ten years ago. So, many see the release of those pictures as a way of making a statement via Richardson’s webpage while pretending not to, which would be a rather high-school way of handling the whole thing. (Kind of like entering the stage in Handler’s show and beaming seconds after Handler insults Jolie several times in her opening monologue – I mean, it’s hard to ignore those little things here and there).

  2. mln76 says:

    Here’s hoping that they get engaged and have babies and the triangle FINALLY ENDS!!!!

    • Franny says:

      Babies for Jennifer would make the ungodly triangle of cheating worse! As we all know, the baby would be concieved with the post divorce pity spermies. Angie will find out about how the father of her children has children with “another woman” and will go crazy, not eat, and weigh 75 pounds while slamming brad into walls telling him how upset she is that his sperm impregnated anyone but her skinny loins. Maddox will then come to his mommies rescue, since he has always consider BillyBob to be his true father. The twins will stand by with looks of dispair while Shiloh runs into her dads closet grabbing all of his ties before he can take them away while he packs his bag to move out of the waterfall mansion.

      this is fun…this must be how tabloids are written. make up the craziest stories you can, and then print them to make money. I need to get into that business.

      • mln76 says:

        that was very entertaining 🙂
        Apply to In Touch ASAP

      • joancrawfordhangers says:

        THIS ^ ^ ^

      • MW says:

        I think you’re right, @Franny, about how tabloid stories come to be. Kinda like the way they all sit, classroom-style, with Harvey Levin on TMZ and throw comments out at each other. And another crazy story is born. And people believe it because they can’t print lies, or say something that’s not true on TV,
        can they . . . . ?

  3. spinner says:

    sniff, sniff…bullshit!!

  4. Agnes says:

    Zzzzzzzzzz…

  5. anne_000 says:

    Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

    Also, since he wouldn’t marry Heidi after for 14 yrs, I guess this JA relationship doesn’t mean anything either in the first place, right?

    • Zelda says:

      “Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?”

      …And also, your lawn–we should get off it, amirite?

      • anne_000 says:

        Wow. A bit bitter over my comment?…..

      • autumndaze says:

        Hahaha. I guess that means you must be giving up the dairy, right?

      • Zelda says:

        Absolutely. I’m practically the milkman over here 😉

        And no, not bitter–just poking fun of outdated mysogyny is all.

      • anne_000 says:

        @ Zelda – How is it misogyny not to want to marry someone when you’re already getting everything you want from the relationship without having to get married? I think you have a different understanding of that word than what it really means.

        Anyways, it seems to me that you’re very sensitive about this subject, so I’ll leave it at that.

      • Zelda says:

        I dunno where you’re getting sensitive from. I’ve been cracking jokes here from post one.

        Although, for the record, holding back from giving as much as you can to someone you love, just so you can finagle a a pathetic ring out of the deal is totally mysogynystic and is a mark of coldness, IMO.

        But lordy, the lawn thing was a JOKE. I was TEASING. If you need people to simply agree with your statements all the time, I’d suggest that internet comments boards are not the place for you.

      • Heine says:

        Zelda: It’s cool, those of us with a sense of humor got the joke. People play really fast and loose with the word ‘bitter’ around here.

      • Kate says:

        Got the joke & found it funny, too! And I agree on the misgyny of that little saying. It turns sex into a commodity that women have and men want, not a sharing between two people. It refers specifically to sex and I’ve never once heard it being levelled at a guy. (Given Aniston is the richer one here, she’d be crazy to be the one pushing for marriage, anyway, IMO. Though admittedly I know nothing about the law in CA on that. Just that usually, marriage favours the poorer person, as opposed to cohabitation.)

    • rosalee says:

      What a sexist comment..what century did you climb out of? Marriages come and go at the rate of the sound of cameras snapping..

      • whatevs says:

        lol that comment sounds like it time traveled from the 1800’s. you don’t marry someone because you want ‘the milk’ 😉 you marry them because you love them and/or you want to start a family. or get benefits from being married if they exist where you live

    • Shannon says:

      There’s this awesome thing called contraception that decoupled marriage from childbearing. It meant that women could pursue sex without worrying about getting pregnant. And shockingly, it turns out women like sex as much as men do. So much so, that the vast majority of Americans get plenty of milk for free.

    • anne_000 says:

      Interesting… I’ve got 6 JenHens all in a tizzy and all of them pretending they’re either upset and/or confused about a well-known saying that we all know the meaning of.

      This makes me think that I hit upon the truth of the matter when I posted that saying…

      Anyhoo… getting overly sensitive & touchy about what seems to be the crux of the matter is kind of weird, folks.

      • lisa says:

        I think what people take offense to is your pathetically outdated ideas, not to any sort of perceived attack on Jennifer herself.

      • Heine says:

        Annie_000: Missing the joke/point-you’re doing it right 🙂

      • Zelda says:

        I actually cannot stand Jennifer Aniston.
        But I respect her right to not live in a world where women feel the need to leverage their bodies like commodities.

      • Original Chloe says:

        @ Zelda “But I respect her right to not live in a world where women feel the need to leverage their bodies like commodities.”

        You’re still joking, right? Beause we’re talking about JA here (whose name even her own fans use as synonymous to “fabulous body”, the one with a number of naked magazine covers, the one who stretches her bikini butt for the paps in Mexico, the one who’s the Internet’s most famous nipple joke, I could go on)

    • thebutlerdidit says:

      Considering Aniston has a net worth of approx $150 million, it wouldn’t be Theroux doing the purchasing. If he is going to live w/ her, it would be pretty asinine on his part not to marry her, there’s a nice pay-off if it doesn’t work out.

  6. Shoes says:

    I don’t think they were even in NY like In Touch claims. It looks like they’ve been in LA for weeks. Justin was papped on his bike in SoCal before Christmas Eve, and there were twitter sightings of Jennifer and Courteney Cox together on the 23rd and 24th.

  7. Emily says:

    I LOLed when I read this headline. I’m a terrible person… 😛

  8. Kaboom says:

    It could be worse. He could have proposed. To see other people.

  9. Petunia says:

    1. Men usually freak out when they are around needy women.

    2. Changing a man’s looks is high on the list of ways to getting a man to freak out. Unless he loves the new metrosexual look (Exhibit A, Shane Warren.)

    • Dusty says:

      I couldn’t have said it better!

    • TruthSpeak says:

      @Petunia

      I agree what you’re saying because Jennifer obviously pushing for marriage and her boyfriend wanted to take things slowly. The fact he got his own money and doesn’t needed her because I already heard about him long before he dated her. I’m also presuming this is another reason why Brad and her marriage ended. Jennifer wanted everything to be too perfect her way by changing them. It’s a lesson for every woman to know, stop trying to change a man once he’s your boyfriend or worse after marriage because that’s a recipe to end a relationship bitterly.

  10. sukienow says:

    I guess intouch needed an explination for the why the supposed wedding they clamied was happening this christmas/new year didnt happen after all. so this is the best they could do.

    • lucy2 says:

      Exactly.

    • Shay Kay says:

      I think you’re absolutley right.
      Maybe they fought over the holidays (because that’s what happens 99% of the time during the holidays) but I seriously doubt it was over her purse versus her engagement ring present.
      Anyway they both looked fine in the pictures at the “Righteous 3” thing so I’d tend to think they’re just fine.
      BTW that documentary sounds very interesting!

    • whatevs says:

      that sounds about right

  11. quinnie88 says:

    Im sorry i have such a hard time getting past his huge balbus head! I can barely even get to the article.

  12. BerMan says:

    Someone please marry this woman !

    • sukienow says:

      she did claim some months back that she doesnt see herself getting married again. and i belive its probably true, its the tabs that keep coming up with marriage stories.

      • Barbie says:

        I also recall her saying that about marriage.

      • Mari says:

        Soo… Her not getting married would mean that he can cheqt on her an go on withhis life like he did to Heidi? Because he was not married to Heidi either and many pro Justjen said so… They justbhad a VERY long term relationship, but he refused to marry her and that was Heidi’s fault.
        Still seeing those old fifities views here, being twisted to fit Aniston. It was ok that he was not married to Heidi, but it is ok if he and Jen do not marry? That reminds me of someone who talked about a concubine…

      • Vesper says:

        She only started saying that after Justin came into the pic. Same with the baby remarks. I think it is more likely that Justin has made it clear to her that he doesn’t want marriage or babies, and she has accepted that because she wants to be with him. That doesn’t mean she won’t try to change his mind, which is when he will probably dump her.

    • Shay Kay says:

      In response to Mari:
      Heidi stayed with him without benefit of marriage for 14 years without marriage by her choice.Assuming she and Justin talked about it which would be reasonable given the length of the relationship than he either a.said their union couldn’t be more binding even with a legal document and she agreed or b.she didn’t buy it but was trying to change his mind or c.neither of them wanted to marry or d. he proposed and she didn’t want to marry.
      I would go with option B. myself.That seems to fit the scenerio.
      Now Jen has already been married once.She said she doesn’t know if she’ll marry again.She has not been with JT 14 years so the situations aren’t comparable.I would tend to think that neither she nor JT are in a hurry to get down the aise.Neither strikes me as wanting a quick marriage only to have a quick divorce a short time later.I believe they’d rather spend time developing the relationship to insure a marriage might actually last.

  13. Cathy says:

    I don’t see Jen getting married anytime soon, she has her fortune to protect. She’s worth a hell of alot more money than he is.

  14. The Original Mia says:

    He gave her a purse? And she was expecting a ring? Ouch! That’s 2 people who are not on the same page.

  15. gg says:

    Good grief, don’t rush into marriage and kids like all the other hollywood losers with single-parent abandoned kids because their parents wanted new accessories for a couple of years before they divorced. These people really don’t look at the other losers doing this as a bad example, do they?

  16. lisa says:

    There are pictures of the two of them at some premier or something. Along with Orlando Bloom. She seemed happy and content. Doubt like all the stories that this is true. But this is how it goes. I am not a fan, but the money is in Jennifer not having a successful relationship. Just like the money is in the others either fighting, breaking up or having babies. For her to be happy that would mean they have been writing lies for years and years.

    What the heck is the face of someone that buys and reads these magazines as if they are telling the truth. I mean are people that gullible or do they need for celebrities to be unhappy to make the world balance???

    she may like things the way they are. I actually hope this last.

    • Vesper says:

      I saw that same pic (there is a link to it in the article) and Justin looked miserable, and Jen somewhat smiled. He was on one side of the group and she was on the opposite end. They both looked far from happy, although she hid it better.

  17. DenG says:

    If anyone proposes anything, it would be her.

  18. MorticiansDoItDeader says:

    I will, but first I have to divorce my husband. And I hope she likes kids because I have two.

    • MorticiansDoItDeader says:

      Oops. This was my reply to @BerMan, I was volunteering to marry her. She can be overbearing and give me a makeover. Hehe.

  19. heatheradair says:

    WHAT makeover?

    If anything, she seems to be the one rolling up her jeans to wear the motorcycle boots and look “tough” and matchy/matchy with him. He’s still a dude in jeans and a beanie who occasionally puts on a suit (he’s always done that)….

    Is it crazy that I think any man would be a fool to put a ring on this girl without dedicating a few solid years to living inside her fame machine to make sure they could hack it with her?

    Also — I sort of wish the boyfriend had decided to get me a purse. He bought me jewelry that I’m not crazy about, but end up wearing anyway to put a smile on his face…..purse, any day.

  20. mia girl says:

    Whatever. She wouldn’t be the first girl to expect a ring and get a purse.

    For those of you interested, I read yesterday that Anniston and her four co-Directors on that Five movie received a nomination from the Directors Guild of America for Best Direction of a Television Movie/Mini Series.

    http://www.deadline.com/2012/01/dga-announces-tv-commericals-nominees/

    • Barbie says:

      How nice!

    • Heine says:

      Aw, that is nice. Good for her and the other directors!

    • Delta Juliet says:

      The only difference is….I bet the purse she got cost a lot more than any purse I would get 😉

      • mia girl says:

        True enough. I am sure that we could feed a family of four for half a year for what that supposed purse costs.

        Well Anniston, you didn’t get the ring, but hey look at the bright side, at least he didn’t give you a pen.

  21. Alexis says:

    I wish they’d stop making her out to be such an insecure loser. I guess that’s the price of fame…

  22. SweetLou says:

    Urgggggghhhhhhh!!! It annoys me when women act so needy and pressure a man to propose! Understandably, I expect that any woman has her limits in terms of how long she is willing to wait for the ring. But for ‘Pete’s Sake’ slow your role JA!!!! I mean this is why these vapid celebrity relationships/marriages seldom last cuz they’re all in such a hurry to get papp’d with their engagement rings and to have pics of them in their dresses plastered on the covers of magazines. But taking the time to get to know someone just isn’t as important as far as they’re concerned.

    The worst thing a woman can do is to pressure or force a man to marry her (trust me I know). Give him his time, within a year of being with a woman, most men can tell if they’d like to spend their life with her. A little patience goes a long way, cuz you get to spare yourself a lot of the heartbreak that comes in rushing into things. If you’ve reached your limit in waiting, then move on but don’t pressure someone into something they’re not ready for!

    JA just irritates the hell out of me! Grow up girl! This ain’t Ken and Barbie…This is real life! Quit acting so pathetic!

  23. Newtsgal says:

    After reading this I just had an image of Jennifer sitting in her beanie baby room, ripping their heads off, crying saying “why doesn’t he love me, why didn’t he ask me to marry him, it’s not fair! I’m Jenifer Anniston he should want to marry me.”

  24. ??? says:

    Ha Ha. Who in their right mind would marry her? Brad was probably stoned all the time. That’s the only way he could stand her bitchy, controlling, neurotic, behavior. I mean a woman who can’t blow dry her own hair?? What a total princess.

  25. Yessiiirrreee says:

    Funny isn’t it? Jennifer Aniston, gets nominated for a DGA, not one mention on this site about it, yet..this trash is put up like gospel!! Why is that? Oh yea…it’s a negative on Jen. I’ve watched this site, for the last couple of weeks. I guess it’s a regulation or something that this site HAS to have at least ONE negative article a day about Jennifer, to counter-act Angelina’s positive articles a day..or there wouldn’t be any traffic to this site at all.

    • mln76 says:

      Acutally Demi Moore, and Alicia Keys, also got nominated not soley Jen.

      • Dede says:

        celebitchy didnt make a separate post when Angie won the PGA..also most outlets arennt talking about it so why should celebitchy..no offense but media doesnt care as much for TV awards..why do you think the oscars is more pop than the emmys

    • TXCinderella says:

      Celebitchy = Bitching about celebrities.

      • Yia says:

        Just not about Brad and Angie – then you will be called out as a loser, jen-lover or jalouse person!!!

      • Original Chloe says:

        @Yia.

        There *is* regular bitching, even from Kaiser, about Angie’s dress-sacks, Pitt’s glasses, her waning weight, his knee accident conspiracy etc., to give you the most recent examples. You just refuse to see it.

        On the other hand, there are a lot of readers and commenters on CB who are simply very fond of the Jolie-Pitts and their children. I know it’s hard to accept that but not everyone hates this couple – quite the opposite.

    • Original Chloe says:

      Well, it’s a TV&Commercials award, so maybe CB staff decided it’s not such a big deal.

      I dunno. This site isn’t Reuters, it doesn’t have an obligation to report on everything, and the way it does is primarily based on entertainment value, gossip potential and people’s interests.

      That said, I think you’re missing the fact that Kaiser has been reporting kind of warmly (even if tongue-in-cheek) on Aniston lately. And we’re talking about Kaiser, who basically thinks that JA is boring, whiny and crass.

      Also, this is one of the few gossip sites that doesn’t trash Jolie for the fact that she exists, has kids with Pitt etc. You should sort of accept that. There are a lot of sites that do, and there are sites report on anything JA does, including her pooping of rainbows and marshmallows. Different strokes for different folks. If I were you and this site bothered me, I’d simply cease to read it.

      • Camille (The original) says:

        I haven’t wanted to comment on any JA threads lately (getting lectured by her ‘super fans’ is becoming very boring 🙄 ), but I just wanted to say what a great comment. I agree 100%.

    • grace says:

      shhhh! Don’t say that, or you will be automatically a super sensitive jen-lover who probably was dumped by your husband too! You are not allowed to make such an obvious statement here. Oh, and it is a waste of time to mention that, despite your comment, you don’t really care for JA too.

    • Vesper says:

      No mention of it, likely because the majority of people on this site have expressed the view that Jen is not very talented or respected.

  26. Wendy says:

    I don’t think she’s in any hurry to get married, if at all.

    On a lighter note… How hard must she be to buy for? Clothes, accessories etc, she probably gets freebies of anything she wants. Jewellery? She doesn’t really seem to wear much of it outside of promotional duties. And she’s got so much money that everything she really wants, she’s probably already bought for herself.

    You’d probably have to scour the art galleries for some as yet unknown but totally brilliant artist and hope your taste and hers don’t clash.

  27. Maritza says:

    I don’t think this guy wants to get married to her or anybody. He would probably do so if she were to get pregnant but I doubt that will happen.

  28. gossplover says:

    she got it for television together with reality shows and critically panned shows like the kennedys and some life time movies so its not important,she should go back to television lol

  29. ladybert62 says:

    I dont think he wants to get married – he lived with his ex for 14 years and no marriage – sorry Jen it is not in the stars for you with this guy and especially if you have annoying Chelsea around all the time -I predict that he is going to book out by the end of this year.

  30. gossplover says:

    by the way 3 other people were part of it each contributed few minutes,so in other words is not jens,its a group effort plus TV nothing special there just look at the other nominees

  31. Original Chloe says:

    Nah, this is pure BS, though funny.

    And didn’t the same outlet insist that Theroux hates Handler with a passion and they have huge fights about that with Aniston? How does that tie in with spending the holidays together?

    Side note: the longer Aniston lasts without giving interviews, the less I dislike her. We’ll see if she actually makes an effort to shed the skin of the tab princess and become an actual person. Better late than never.

    • whatevs says:

      i realized i hate any celeb less when they go without interviews-because celebs aren’t the brightest crayons in the box and when they talk it sounds like dumb incoherent stuff mostly. it’s like they talk in a certain way, about certain things, hoping it’ll make them sound smart, when quite the opposite happens. anyway doesn’t apply to all celebs though. i’ll hate mel gibson, chris brown and liho even if they didn’t talk for a hundred years from now.

  32. searching4grace says:

    Can I just say that I love how none of the photo agencies ever fix the red eye in these photographs? It absolutely cracks me up. It always seems so appropriate to the story.

  33. Jayna says:

    So made up of a story. She would never utter that thought or disappointment to a soul. In other words, there is no possibility of a source for this story.

  34. Jillian83 says:

    I don’t see how you could say Jennifer Aniston was trying to give him a make over if anything its the reverse she is suddenly wearing leather and combat boots. I personally am not a fan of hers but it’s a little unfair to call her out for trying to make this guy over.

    • anne_000 says:

      Because in a previous story, a ‘source close to Jennifer’ said JA made JT happier than he was with Heidi because JA made him get a shave, a facial, and a tan,… something along these lines. It was a very stupid comment, but then again, I guess that’s how JA’s people think.

  35. Me says:

    This guy clearly likes his freedom. I don’t see them getting hitched at all.

    • skuddles says:

      Totally agree. Not to mention I think he’d be mighty sensitive to being perceived as her “boy”… the guy who couldn’t achieve any real success on his own so he copped out and married a much more famous and powerful woman. Bye bye bad boy cred, hello bought boy. I’m convinced he’ll hightail it sooner or later.

  36. I’m still trying to change my husband. Can someone please teach him to put his clothes in the hamper and put the seat down?

    • Mairead says:

      And put the dishes in the dishwasher. Not just leave them languishing on the draining board/counter OVER the dishwasher.

      I’ve lived with enough blokes not to worry about the toilet seat issue. Not lifting it up is a much bigger problem 😯

    • Original Chloe says:

      😀

    • Sab says:

      Yes, why is it that they bother getting close enough, but never can quite make it “in”. Funny considering they don’t seem to have any problem with getting certain…ahem “other” things in. 😉

    • whatevs says:

      you’re wasting your breath.

  37. BELLA says:

    OMG… HE STILL LOVES HIS X!!!HE HAS BEEN TRYING TO GET BACK TOGETHER WITH HER,HE KNOWS HE SCREWED UP….

  38. Mairead says:

    Lemme guess, their management couldn’t agree on a suitable press release?

    And Jennifer – tits OR legs dear, not both.

  39. mylie1313 says:

    Poor Justin he finally found out what every man who dated JA and Brad Pitt found out sooner or later, she is more in love with and sees more of, her exercising machines, restilayne doctors,and hair dresser of her golden locks more than she sees them. It’s a pity she cannot do anything about her JLeno chin, well you can put a sack over her head. JA is self obsorbed has been and always willbe her body and it;s upkeeop is her sticke, can’t you all see that, and no she isn’t going to have any kids they will mess up her coveted figure.

    • Snowflake says:

      wow, you must be good friends with her to know all that!

    • Vesper says:

      Well to be fair, none of her relationships seem to stick. And, her ex-husband has made it abundantly clear that he is very relieved to be with someone else.

  40. hatekyle says:

    What are you waiting for Justin? Run and get away.

  41. pwal says:

    You know things are bad when even Aniston detractors (such as myself) gleefully call ‘pantload’ at a tabloid story. And I willing cry ‘PANTLOAD! PANTLOAD! PANTLOAD!

    Because, correct if I’m wrong, but wasn’t much was made about JustJen attending an art auction together and yet, fast forward a few months later, Justin would be so clueless that he would buy her a purse for Christmas?

    Given that he’s been along for the ride for a good while, including this alleged auction, you mean to tell me that he’s that big of a lunkhead that he would do that? Come on, now.

  42. Kara Ann says:

    Yeah the story is bullshit. Not even very entertaining. I wish the tabloids would decide to re-cast Jen in some other role besides the can’t-get-married one (note: whatever site calls her Aloniston is funny though). As for the desperation to marry thing, well at her age with her money and life experience, it may well be not that high of a priority now. Don’t think it would be for me if I were in her shoes. The one and only reason I have ever wanted her to re-marry is so that some of the “unholy triangle” crap would just go away. Not very nice of me to admit but I think it might shut some posters up because they seem to feel that for Jen it’s marriage or failure. I don’t see it that way.

  43. Lauren says:

    Jen’s coat looks odd..is she preggo? Obvious weight gain.

  44. deltona lakes says:

    I dont’t like JA but I have to aadmit that she’s been undercover lately. I thought she would pop-up with her latest bought awards…while the JP’s were out in about.

  45. skuddles says:

    Well was it at least a nice purse??

  46. Amanda says:

    I’m definitely a marriage kind of girl. I would not stay in a relationship for 14 years without a marriage.

  47. Darlene says:

    Her boobs look pregnant.

  48. Laura says:

    That’s so funny! My sister has been pestering her boyfriend for a proposal for a couple years now (pretty much since they’d been dating six months. She’ll tell you they’ve been dating for three and a half years but it’s more like two and a half…with long breaks in there). She expected a diamond ring for Christmas. He gave her a Coach bag instead. It makes me sad to see her try and pretend to be happy even though I think she’s being stupid.

    • Kara Ann says:

      I don’t understand the mind set of people like your sister. If you know what you want and you have communicated that then there is either reciprocity or there isn’t. At some point, you have to move on. I cannot imagine that waiting around for someone to want what you want or to finally “give in” to satisfy you is emotionally fulfilling. I have a great deal of sympathy for your sis and anyone else with this dilemma. It can’t be easy to walk away but it just seems that it might be even harder to stay. I hope for her sake (and yours because there is nothing like watching a sib suffer) that things work out well for her.

  49. Vesper says:

    Once again, another pic where Justin looks totally miserable. Same with the dog walking pics. No smiles, tense, she is walking behind him and he is practically strangling the dog who clearly would rather be walking with Jen.

    Their early pics may have looked happy, but I see very few photos where they look relaxed and in love.

  50. Guest says:

    Justin escaped the marriage attack well. It was fortunate for him.

  51. Ravensdaughter says:

    Jen needs to review her man “Do’s and Don’ts”-never push, especially when it comes to a marriage proposal. I’m not saying it’s fair-I tried to buck “the mans’ way” and I’m on my own-again. In any case, if he was with Heidi for 14 years, this guy wants to take his time. Maybe too much time, but they’ve been together for-what-10 months? I’m sure at least 2 months was whiplash for Justin from the hopover from Heidi to Jen.

    I wonder if she is still complaining about being dumped by Brad-or about Angelina or anything related to them-to Justin? That’s a real relationship killer, too.

  52. anonymous says:

    One can only imagine how annoyed Jennifer Aniston must feel this award season when she sees and hear about Brad Pitt her ex who seem to be at the top of his career all over the place with Angelina looking smug by his side,accepting all kinds of awards, even dinner with the president of the US. I would have be besides myself, hot and bursting with envy, especially if i was the one who helped him with his career when he first started out.

    • TruthSpeak says:

      @anonymous, you must work for JA because what you said about Brad Pitt is not true and you must know it.

      He first got the attention from Hollywood in the movie “Thelma and Louise” with Geena Davis and Susan Sarandon. Than he done leading roles in the movies “A River Runs Through It” and “Interview With the Vampire” with Tom Cruise. He also made a good movie with the great British actor, Anthony Hopkins called “Legends Of the Fall”. Than he done “Seven” with Morgan Freeman and Gywneth Paltrow who was his girlfriend at that time. He also made “12 Monkeys” with Bruce Willis and already earned his second Golden Globe. Brad married JA in 2000 and was already an A Lister in Hollywood and the world. Brad also had a role in “Dallas” (1987) too. Jennifer was on a popular tv series trying to get the attention to be taken serious on the big screen. Once she dated Brad and married him, her celebrity profile went higher. Right now most of her movies it seem as if she’s playing “Rachel” from “Friends” and that doesn’t say much. The only movie I liked her in apart from “Marley and Me” (the dog was the star!) was “Derailed” with Clive Owens. In “Derailed” I got to see a different JA acting serious pretty good no Rachel or funny character. I know she’s directing behind the scene and maybe that’s where her calling really is which is a good thing. So please DO YOUR homework on Brad Pitt, he’s part of the Hollywood “Rat Pack 2” with George Clooney, Matt Damon and Don Cheadle to name a few.

      • TruthSpeak says:

        Sorry, just before Brad and Jennifer married they dated in the 1998 so he was long established as an A List actor/producer. He still own the production company that JA was a part of but left when they split up. His company produced some very successful movies, The Departed, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, A Mighty Heart to name a few.

  53. Dredz says:

    I can’t get over how weird Justin’s eyebrows are. They look painted on with a sharpie. Also I get this bitchy vibe coming out of Jen. Anyone else does?

  54. Jenny says:

    Can someone get serious with this girl? She is running out of time and has so much to offer.

  55. patw says:

    testing – just checking if I can post…

  56. dorothy says:

    well now shes my top contender for the blind item concerning the girl who gave her boyfriend money for a particular christmas gift only to have him pocket the rest and said he worked for it, hes so smarmy