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I just saw this on D-Listed and all I can say is “what the hell?” I’m getting flashbacks to when Heidi Montag did a Funny or Die commercial in which she basically played herself, but advocated for consumer protection. In Montag’s case she did a faux PSA and it worked. It wasn’t particularly funny, but it was watchable. Here we have Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison playing themselves on a fake talkshow run by Jason Alexander. It’s just like all of their other talkshow appearances in that she plays the Lolita sexpot and her RL husband Doug is the “straight” man (although that’s up to question). There’s nothing particularly funny or unique about this bit. I had a hard time watching the whole thing and Jason Alexander is just lame. He hits on Courtney and smacks Doug across the face as some kind of couple’s therapy. This isn’t amusing to me at all.
If you’re a big Seinfeld or Jason Alexander fan (I never was) you might enjoy this, like Emily did over at Evil Beet. She thinks that Courtney and Doug are up for mocking themselves, but I don’t see it that way at all. I think that Courtney and Doug are up for any and all publicity they can get, and they’ll take it where they can. Remember, they’re still trying to get some sort of reality show that isn’t happening for them. Courtney’s mom spoke to E! about this skit and she said that her daughter and son-in-law weren’t offended. Of course they weren’t:
“They were not at all offended,” she told E! News. “Courtney is so funny, and with her sense of humor, and Doug’s too, they are able to be confident in who they are as people. They can take something and like it and laugh and be OK with it. They were the first ones to think it’s a funny thing.
“If someone spends the day with Courtney and Doug, they would win them over. They’re able to rise above everything. With Courtney, it flows off her back like water off a duck’s back. She’s so secure, she can take anything and look at the funny side. Criticism does not get her down at all.”
During the webisode, Clay tries to help the couple “fortify” their relationship with a couple exercises, including trying to see the quality of Stodden’s heart by taking pictures of her breasts with a new app on his iPhone (you see where this is going), and showing Hutchison how to express his love for Courtney.
[From E! Online]
I thought it was funnier when Courtney and Doug showed off their little dogs on Australian TV. They were happier and more hopeful back then. Now they’re just kind of resigned to being punchlines, which is as it should be.
This has me nostalgic for Heidi and Spencer’s brief stab at fame. They were famous for nothing and they staged ridiculous photo ops and planted stories in the tabloids, but they made sense. Like Paris Hilton, Heidi and Spencer seem almost quaint compared to some of the people that have hit the scene lately. It’s a slippery slope in the tabloid media.
Written by Celebitchy
Posted in Courtney Stodden, Doug Hutchison, Jason Alexander
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Well, it’s not funny, so…..
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You read my mind!
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LOL
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The most disturbing part of this whole skit is that she is nipping out the entire time, I had to stop it.
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“nipping-out” LOL!!
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CS is anything but sexy. She has a nice, albeit surgically enhanced body, however she is a butterface and butterbrain
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HA HA, Butterbrain, that’s a new one! Love it! Thanks!
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LOL @ butterbrain
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Can I steal butterbrain cause that’s so apt for so many situations. Loved it!
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Sponge brain square boobs
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Some guys would call her a SHRIMP : yummy body, ugly head
or more rude : eat the body, leave the head
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Gross and creepy and not funny.
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That is just creepy. She is a child for crying out loud. What the hell was Jason Alexander thinking being a party to this? I find the whole CS/DH marriage disturbing.
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What was he thinking? He’s always come across as a pervert, so you probably don’t want to know what he was thinking.
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I wonder if they even realize they are being made fun of.
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That’s what I was wondering. It probably more “flies right over CS’s head” than “rolls off her back”.
Poor kid. Which is exactly what she is. A child.
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I thought it was majorly inappropriate when he (Jason A) was rubbing his cell phone on her breasts repeatedly- she’s still only 17!! Creepy.
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Big deal. She’s almost eighteen and she’s already sexually active.
However, I think she’s gross. Not for the marriage, but for being herself.
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Tacky…gross.
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Nostalgic for Heidi and Spencer, wow, LOL. Their situation is kind of tragic too – Heidi is totally trapped in her silicone body right now – but they did have their funny moments,and it was kind of madcap and surreal. Like when Spencer got really into crystals and supposedly spent half a million on them, and they were all bunkered down. Celebitchy did provide good coverage of that special time, LOL.
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I have a theory about her…I think this is a game. Like a social experiment to see what it takes to becaome famous these days in America. I just think she’s so over the top that it must be an act…at least this is what I hope anyways
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I completely agree with you. I had this thought a while ago and now everything that comes up between these 2 confirms it for me. I can just imagine her going home and taking off her wig and washing off the makeup and laughing her ass off about this whole situation.
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My face is stuck in permafrown after this video.
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what I find disturbing..is firstly, Doug’s poor hair dye job…I wish men would just let their hair go grey naturally and not fight it…secondly, Jason’s toupee..which I’m sure is meant to be obvious for the skit..but ugh….thirdly, just an observation, did Jason re-gain his fat loss from his Jenny Craig days?.. just saying..and fourthly, mentioning Courtney serves no purpose since one can only feel so sad and embarassed for her. She isn’t a pretty girl..take away her hair, and of course, a wonderful body when you’re young like that…hopefully, within her, is intelligence and compassion..she doesn’t have the beauty to get her far that’s necessary nowadays…
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Yeah, and it’s not just Doug’s colour- the whole front/top part has a strange downy look to it; I suspect plugs or whatever they do nowadays?
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Not funny at all. It’s disgusting & disturbing. I have lost all respect for Jason Alexander now too.
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Seriously. Wasn’t he a respected theatre actor at one point? I’m embarassed for all of them – and I didn’t watch the damn video.
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Jason is getting Contempt Costanza from me:
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/contempt-costanza-george-costanza-reaction-face
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I cant help it, Jason slapping Doug across the face is hilarious!! LOL
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After that huge implant scandal that’s slowly been uncovered over here in Europe in the past few weeks, I always wonder about people like CS – if they went for quality, or for cheap.
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The website is http://www.funny or die.com
It labels:
-Courtney Stodden as a Singer (duhhuh)
-Doug Hutchison as an Actor (huh) – after Green Mile do you know what he acted in?
That was the funny part and everything else is just gross and dead about this skit. Ewwww!
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Only other thing I have seen DS in was an episode of Law and Order. He plays one hell of a serial killer. Wonder why THAT is. *smirx*
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Oh my god-Jason Alexander wtf are you thinking???? Hanging head that you are a MOT!! If she was 25-not funny, but whatevere. The fact that she’s 17 is soooooo gross. He’s a father and should know better. Not remotely funny.
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Just loop that part with Tooms getting slapped in the face over and over and over again. Now that’s entertainment!
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I know she’s young, but why would she humiliate herself like that? Doesn’t she realize she’s an American joke? And Jason Alexander…is your career so in the toilet you would be involved with these classless nuts?
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It was a funny video! They are a joke though~
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Not funny, not cute. And boy, are the cutlets with fake nipples obvious!
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lol you beat me to it!
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My thoughts exactly!!
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I think she always wears them – it is so off putting. Plus the spray on cleav. I feel so sad for this kid.
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Wow, from the side shots of her you can tell how much padding is in the bikini, and therefore the high-beam nips are probably fake.
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Why is Hollywood not branding this person’s husband a pedophile? She is not even worth talking about. The husband is a pervert, and rather than being greeted with paparazzi every time he goes out with this strange, leathery teenager of a wife, he should be shamed.
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Not to jump on you, but the “pedophile” label is applied to someone who likes children, particularly prepubescent ones. And “pervert” indicates the same — someone attracted in a deviant, inappropriate way. While I don’t buy their relationship as real or healthy, the state of California considers it acceptable for a 16-year old to marry with parental consent, i.e. that with parental guidance, a 16-year old is capable of making this kind of decision.
I’m not defending them (they should probably be shipped off to a distant island), but legally speaking, he is not a pedophile. The age of consent can be pretty arbitrary, and is 16 in many places.
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Hey- I live on a distant island. What have you got against us??? Re; this whole disturbing situation, sadly it is legal.
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Well, clearly not YOUR distant island
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Point taken, umlaut.
I just meant to say that this nasty old man should not be given any attention unless it is extremely negative and critical.
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No argument from me there!
(Sorry for the technical response — one of my family members is an actual pedophile, doing 8 years in prison, so I’m a little sensitive about the way the term gets tossed around.) Cheers–
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Why, oh WHY, has no one said a thing about her hair. How tragic. I don’t know of many 18 year old’s hair has to be teased to such an extreme. It looks like an older woman trying to look ‘hip’ (I’m quoting my mama).
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I’m just not buying that she’s 17. Doug and she look to be about the same age. In fact, she looks older. She’s got that “chickeny” sinewy look about her that some skinny women get as they age. Nothing soft or fresh about her. I’ve seen the younger photos of her, and I think they were taken 20 years ago, easily.
The video was supposed to be funny? Really? The only funny part was the Moe Howard wig Jason A. was wearing. Gosh, from George Costanza to this? I’d rather work in Dunkin Donuts, Jason.
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And how is she supposed to get a reality show if she can’t even stand still? She was wriggling around like Peg Bundy; I almost went mad watching. And she seemingly can’t act, can barely talk. If she’s truly 17, I feel sorry for her but tv is not the path of life for her. And yeah, if she’s truly 17, that was a really disgusting skit for her to be placed in and it does make me think less of Jason.
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a few minutes ill never get back. gag
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Ummmmm, is it just me, or is she balding? Some parts of her scalp just look a little exposed.
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She’s 17 and looks at least 40. Not funny…surprised Jason Alexander would even agree to this stupid skit. And her husband is a pedophile.
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Why is she so twitchy? Seriously, does she have a medical condition? She cannot sit still. It’s…odd.
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Leave her alone — she wants to go to the bathroom and her momager will not let her. Sarcasm.
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Jason, Jason, Jason, how low can you go ? – Hasn’t Broadway called you back yet ? – Jerry Seinfeld give this guy a bone not a boner.
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Funny or Die. Is that a question? In which case, the answer is: Die. Please. Soon.
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Disgusting. i know the girl is married, but she’s still 17. creepy pervs are the reason why she acts, looks, and dresses the way she does. she’s looking for attention and she gets it being the way she is, thanks to creeps like those two. and thanks for reinforcing that idea for her, JA! somebody needs to step in. i personally think she was the victim of sexual abuse somewhere along the way.
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I think they are a funny couple with a sense of humour and she acts older than 17. I would definately watch their reality show.
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not funny at all….
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The word ‘disgusting’ doesn’t even begin to cover it… I do not believe she is a child or that those breasts are real for a second. There’s NO WAY you would do that to a real 17 year old… it’s absurd. Gross. Horrible. I’m so skeeved out right now. I don’t understand how a mother would allow her child to go on national tv and act that way… There’s no way she is 17.
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The biggest giveaway was that she had stiff nipples the entire time, they didn’t go soft once..she was trying to pretend the bikini top wasn’t stuffed by putting fake nipples on them, but it was so obvious..I think she is actually using prosphetic breast with nipples under the bikini top, then uses contouring makeup to make the illusion of a bigger cleavage, she’s only about a B cup but with the contouring and stuffing it looks closer to a C or a small D..she really isn’t big breasted, it’s an illusion. She’s nothing special her face is really repulsive and her voice is like the ultimate immature squeaky nag trying to sound sexy I’ve ever heard
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Jason Alexander is just as creepy as those two nitwits. What’s with rubbing the cell phone all over her breasts? I think I’m going to throw up.
And I agree with the general consensus that she’s a total butterface.
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