Say something nice. I’ll start. I don’t hate the trousers that Lindsay Lohan wore to court yesterday (which was just a progress report, and LL did well). With a different blouse or sweater, I would probably wear this kind of trouser. But overall, Lindsay’s latest court look was… awful. Crackie. As always. I don’t get the sweater thing – at first I thought it was a belly shirt, but it’s not, right? It’s a color-blocked sweater, and the bottom part is “Lohan corpse” colored.
Can we talk about her boobs for a second? Look, I think I’m probably a cup size bigger than Lohan, so I know what a pain in the ass it is to have giant tatas and to find cute bras that actually fit. But that’s no excuse for consistently going braless, which LL definitely is doing here. Her boobs are in BAD shape. She needs to wear a bra – full stop. I don’t know if Lindsay thinks this braless look is cute, or if she’s delusional about her size or whatever, but she needs to shove ‘em in a 36D and just be done with it.
After that, I can’t even start in with the white-blonde hair or the ghoul makeup or the crack lips. Thankfully, there’s a new story to discuss – a crazy man is suing Lindsay, and he claims that she’s a high-class hooker who was in league with Seal Team 6 or something…? His name is not Michael Lohan.
Lindsay Lohan got SERVED with a lawsuit on her way into court this morning … by an apparently delusional man who believes he played a role in the killing of Osama bin Laden.
TMZ has obtained a copy of the suit, filed in L.A. County Superior Court … which is essentially 12 pages of incomplete, incoherent gibberish.
From what we gather, the man who filed the claim, Thomas A. Green, alleges Lohan communicated with him via Facebook and led him to believe she would participate in a dot-com business he wanted to create.
It appears Green feels he was duped … and when he pressed Lohan about her true intentions, he uncovered a conspiracy about the killing of Bin Laden.
In his suit, Green writes, “[Thomas] set out to command [Lohan] to twitter and stated if [Lohan] acknowledges this is an Osoma Bin Ladden op all civilians in past wrong doing will receive clemency.”
Green also claims he is a former U.S. Marine — who recently spent time in a homeless shelter due to a “depreciated stage of delusion and hallucinations.”
Then, for no apparent reason, he writes, “[Lohan] might be a high end prostitute.”
Green is suing Lohan for engaging in unfair business practices — and he’s demanding $300,000.
But as crazy as his lawsuit seems, Green hired a process server … who served Lindsay at her progress hearing in L.A. this morning.
[From TMZ]
It sounds like Mr. Green was reading our comments! So, let’s correct the record for him: Yes, LL is a hooker but she’s not high-end, unless “high-end” is some kind of code for “trading drugs and party access for sex.” And no, LL didn’t have anything to do with Osama. Unless you want to make a connection between Afghan poppy fields and Lohan’s crackhead status…? My God, it all makes sense!
Seriously, though – how sad is it that this poor Marine isn’t getting better medical care?
Photos courtesy of Fame.
Pretty funny all the gossip rags that are in the vehicle she’s emerging from!
I saw that too! You know she probably has google alerts on her name as well.
Yep, I saw that too. Hilarious.
Yeah, I saw her bouncing in/out of court, someone needs to get crackie a bra.
Her boobs looks like cow utters on full milk patrol…too saggy and in dire need of a supportive bra
Udders, utters is saying something.
LOL…bad spelling
~tnx
Well said….No one likes to look at saggy pancakes in the morning.
They are now peering down at the sidewalk, looking for pennies, as Sharon Osbourne would say.
It’s Lohan. Did we really expect class?
wish i hadn’t clicked. i just ate!
After her ridiculous lawsuit threats against e-Trade and others, she so deserves to deal with the crazy man.
Agreed. This is the type of lawsuit that might actually make sense to her!
To Heck with Lindsay!
I would love to see you write about SOPA. You do politics (Damon), personal rights(Hugh), and freedom so well at this site!
Kaiser, PlEASE find a way, even if you have to use a celebrity tie in, to entertain and educate us about SOPA and the forces that threaten a free internet in our still free country.
I just read about this on Wikipedia! It’s the most stupid/offensive/controlling act to stop people from being able to use the internet however they’d like. Good on Wikipedia and other sites for going on strike!
It’s been shelved indefinitely, but I’m so glad they went through with the protest. A website would have to make sure that both their site, and a site that they’re linking to has never had any copyright infringement on it. So many websites would be shut down… honestly it’d be like shutting down the internet.
Actually, it has not been shelved indefinitely. They will start up with it again next month, probably until protests lose steam.
Yes, it is a war of attrition. SOPA is back and if we don’t express our dissent, it will become law.
Want to call your Senator about it? Go to
Stop the Wall
http://www.stopthewall.us/?gclid=CLLOvr7B2q0CFaQbQgod104aoQ
You noticed the banner on top though? 😉
That’s a statement that I’m missing on the major sites like NYTimes, Time, Slate, USAToday, those that think of themselves as big and those that could be expected to take part.
I’m not expecting anything from the owner of Faux News, after all ol’ Rupe doesn’t even know what privacy is – see the Leveson enquiries – and, what’s more, he is convinced Google actually hosts those download sites. No wonder Fox is (bad) entertainment, but most certainly not news…
Didn’t she have implants? Why are they sagging?
they do sag eventually….
It’s the breast tissue that’s sagging. If the implant isn’t under the muscle the weight of it could contribute to the sag. If its under the muscle, the implant stays in place but the tissue on top can still sag. I know a few women with implants that are 6-10 years old and have saggy looking breasts.
She no longer has implants. She got them & then hooked up with Rachel Zoe, who notoriously prefers the waif no boob look, so she had the implants removed. The implants have been gone for years, but Lindsay does have naturally large breasts, but she is apparently in denial that her boobs are so big that she actually needs to wear a bra.
I seriously doubt those boobs are real. I’m oddly small-boned and large-breasted myself (30F, for goodness’ sake) and boobs that size come with hips. She may have had the implants removed, but she definitely had them put back in. You can’t lose that much weight and keep the boobs — they’re usually the first thing to go!
Say something nice… Can’t. I feel terrible for that poor Ex-Marine. He was diagnosed with “delusion and hallucinations” and he was put in a SHELTER. Thanks for nothing, Uncle Sam!
Well, they say that reality is a shared delusion, so maybe he’s the sane one and all of us are the crazies? Whoa man, mind status: BLOWN!
No but seriously, the stuff that goes on in Hollywood, the whole MKULTRA thing, this guy may not be crazy at all. He’d better watch his back though.
The full story’s not out there. We don’t really know if the guy had been in treatment and ran away. Often they are so out of it they avoid treatment.
OMG! At first I thought that the ridge on the bottom of each boob was a bra seam…. it’s her FREAKING nipple!! Her nips hang straight down and she hasn’t even had kids!
Holy cr@p.
We now have evidence that her PB shoot was shopped to within an inch of her crack-infueled life. Nice going, Heff.
The nips are doing sidewalk reconnaissance.
Ahahaha!!
And I, too, found myself staring at her nips, trying to figure out what the hell they were and why they were pointing STRAIGHT DOWN when they were all high and perky in the Playboy pictures. That probably sounds quite perverted but GODDAMNIT, PHOTOSHOP, YOU’RE CONFUSING ME.
Holy crap!! I read this & had to look again!!! Somebody get the little milkaholic some duct tape. This is the worst case of booby betrayal I have ever seen!!!
Totally disrespectful not to wear a bra to court. But what can you expect of this crackie? And very sad about the ex-Marine. After his service, he should have all the mental health treatment he needs – obviously not the case. We only seem to care about the troops in the abstract and then discard them. Ugh.
Someone should tell her that the road to coart is not a catwalk, so she really should stop acting like a modela because she wears super cheap dresses paired with a super cheap wig and non so cheap plastic surgery. Please go to court with a bag over your head, you were beautiful and cute, now you’re just too painful to watch.
Is Kaiser talking about the commenter Seal Team 6?
No – Seal Team 6 was the name of the Navy Seal team who killed Bin Laden.
@njnick,There is a commenter Sealteam6. I think Kaiser may have been joking that the marine read this blog because he referenced “seal team 6” and Lohan being a “hooker” (which is also frequently mentioned by commenters).
whoever she meant…
STAY AWAY FROM THE CRACKEN!
; )
That’s what I thought also at first!! Sealteam6 was in the cahoots with lindsay!?!? Sl6 wouldn’t stoop that low I hope!
gummy worm lips; harsh, lifeless yellow hair, and a fried receeding hairline – lovely.
With regards tot he bra thing – meh. I am about the same cup size as LL, and I don’t wear bras either, other than to sports/dancing and when I have An Event and A Dress to go with it. Her breasts aren’t “saggy” – they’re resting where breasts that size naturally rest – i.e. not near her armpits, where bras have convinced us that a woman’s breasts “belong.”
And btw, wearing a bra promotes sagging, as the tendons and muscles that are supposed to hold up the breasts become atrophied due to lack of use.
I agree. I’m also a 36D and when you have big boobs your nipples aren’t going to be smack-dab in the middle of your chest. Her nipples don’t point straight down like someone who has nursed, they point ‘out’ but they are lower because there is so much more boob and are going to hang vs. smaller boobs that just protrude unless they’re paid for. If it wasn’t for the fact that I’ve never seen stretch marks, especially since hers grew in such a sort span of time when she turned 17, I’d be inclined to fully believe they’re real.
Ugh. I’m a 36D, sometimes I need DD depending on the style of the bra. I can’t go out in public without a bra. They’re just too big and cumbersome lol. I honestly hate even just sitting in pajamas while I’m sick without one on.
Sometimes they genetically point south though. I am on the D side as well, and one thing you have to consider before you leave the house, which you can’t check because you’re not walking and seeing yourself in a mirror — the bounce. Frankly, I don’t want to be a-bouncing along and have all the men in the area ogling my boobs. Pisses me off and it’s disgusting.
Erin – that’s cool. The reason I don’t wear bras has nothing to do with the sagging thing – I only found out about that after doing some research into not wearing bras because I find all bras SO FUCKING UNCOMFORTABLE. And yes, I’ve been fitted, and tried every style and make under the sun, and went with and without underwire and then decided that I’m not going to spend the majority of my life uncomfortable. And THEN I found out it could also help keep my 34D breasts perkier so hey – success all around!!
That is not true. I have 10 years, a toddler and a cup size on LL and my boobs are where they belong- between my shoulders and elbows, not AT my elbows. She is not giving anyone a treat by walking around like that, but she’ll never understand.
Well then, Jess, that’s your body structure, and good for you. Unfortunately, someone forgot to let all the other women in the world know that the correct template for the female human body is Jess, and therefore most of us have bodies that differ. We apologize.
Oh, and FYI, I have naturally high, firm breasts that stay up without a bra. Therefore, any woman whose breasts hang down when she’s braless is Doing Breasts Wrong. Gillian Hath Spoken.
hahahahaha! Gillian you are hilarious! Well said babe 🙂
Say something nice: I like her trousers,.. And um… I doubt she’s a 36D (except in VS-forcing-everyone-into-a-few-sizes land). No way her ribcage is large enough to be a 36. She’s probably like a 30 or 32H or J.
And yes that WAS my second something nice.
I’m a 32G (because I’m currently nursing). Usually I’m a 32DD. Those breasts are definitely larger than a DD but no larger than a G. And she’s definitely a 32.
Love it! I’m normally a 30F but wearing a 32G at the moment because I’m nursing, too.
Have you tried Anita nursing bras? They are AMAZING for the well-endowed and small-ribcaged 🙂
Well, if the guy really was a marine I feel bad for him. He really is crazy. If Dina came up with this somehow, for the publicity, I have to hand it to her. It’s a wierd one even for the crackster.
I don’t care for the shell, but I love the cardigan. That shade of blue seems so hard for me to find, and I love it.
her pants, the material looks so stiff and uncomfortable.
This is going to sound kind of awful, but the few times that I have actually seen that shade of blue has been in older ladie’s stores. Like semi-elderly. And I love the color. I suppose if they styles not bad, it wouldn’t matter where you got it… but I know some of them kind of scream old lady.
Eleanor is gone. She has a new assistant. I hope Eleanor quit and ran away and didnt just disappear.
I cant say anything nice about her. She has hurt so many lives of the “regular” people she has brushed up against. The long time repercussions are heartbreaking.
she really thinks she is PRETTY?
vomitous..
she’s only a couple of inches away from being able to tuck her boobs into her pants.
Im not sure which is worse, the way she dresses and looks or the fact she actually thinks she looks good like that.
You can tell she just LOVES the attention she gets from her PO hearings.
I’m very close to done with this one…but it’s so hard to look away.
I felt bad for her when she was desperately party-crashing, but I’m over that now. She repulses me in every way imaginable. If either of my own daughters grows up to be like her in any way, any single way at all, from her attitude to her lawlessness to her overblown ego to her “move that universe, I’m Lindsay Lohan!” to her repugnant lack of concern for her own physical, mental, and emotional well being to her EVERYTHING ELSE, I will feel like I have failed miserably as a mother and as a human being.
“The Girls” need to be supported.
Another couple of years going bra-less and they will be knocking her knees when she walks.
Hate the outfit.
But love the sunglasses.
4th thumb pic, ALL of magazines in her car are tabloids. No wonder she seems dumb.
I feel so bad for her. Yes, I know I shouldn’t but I can’t help it. Drug addiction can make you into a monster and you are completely unaware until you escape. So many never do, and I don’t think Lindsay will beat the odds. I wish someone would take her away for a while, and let her get herself together, if she can. Heck, I’d do it, nobody would look for her here…she could get some sun, some rest and quiet. If she stood in the middle of the street and screamed “I’m Lindsay Lohan!” absolutely nobody would care, and I think that would be good for her.
I know it’s easy to hate her but my God, look at her parents! She never had a chance, not really, and that lifestyle keeps her mired in stupidity and meaningless posturing and one-upping others instead of reflection, meditation and soul searching. As someone who had addiction issues, I can tell you that the only thing that worked for me was to get away. AA, NA, all of that was crap and didn’t fix the problems INSIDE…which is pure self-hatred. It oozes off of her, despite what people may see, she hates herself and it is literally killing her. I can tell all of you, I understand exactly what she is going through and it is a living hell. I can only pray for her I guess, I hate to see another human being in so much agony, and it’s worse when you have lived it yourself because you feel like you’re re-living it all over again. Poor, poor thing.
Anyone know the brand of sunglasses she’s wearing?? Just LOVE them!!!
I have a similarly sized (natural) rack, and I refuse to walk out of the house without a bra on…and no one is photographing me!
Same here!
Amen my Naturally endowed Sistas..natural D cup & don’t even reach out for the mail w/o a bra..& no photos here… Just proves they photoshopped the heck out of her body for Playboy… I’m 47 & mine look better!
I hear you. I have big breasts, and can’t conceive of NOT wearing a bra when out of the house. No way. And if some women do it and think it looks good – you’re wrong. No one in real life is going to tell you it looks bad, except maybe for your mom, but it’s not flattering and if you have big fake ones that stay, it’s still too revealing. Do you really want the whole world looking at your nipples?
LL looks ridiculous.
Ha, I even wear (a soft) one to sleep and have since I first got boobs. I hate the feeling of bouncing around.
When do we get to talk about the chin area? These pics don’t show it as well but over at dlisted it’s on full display. Her chin is almost as distressing as her boob situation…
When I see photos of Lindsay with the fried blonde hair, overstuffed lips, puffed up cheeks, etc., I have to wonder what her family sees? Does White Oprah think her daughter’s doing well and on her way to a film career comeback? Does Ali realize that she’s babysitting her older sister?
These photos of LL prancing around like she’s on a catwalk are pitiful.
Her boobs look udderly sad and her lips look like a prolapsed rectum.
LOL I seriously just lost it when I read prolapsed rectum.
Looks like she is wearing that horrible twin set tucked in to keep those AWFUL FITTING PANTS UP! Those aren’t normal pleats in those pants at the waist,,,that’s someone w/ no real imagination trying to keep their pants up and look pretty ridiculous doing so… Can afford crack & Hawaiian vacations..but obviously not a Tailor, pants that fit to begin w/, or a BRA!!
she has the boobs of a 50 year old after nursing three kids. how is this possible when she is so young? they can’t be implants, can they? maybe she specifically asked for senior citizen boobs?
i am offically confused by her breasts.
Implants are slightly heavier than natural breasts, so they’re actually more prone to sagging. We’re used to seeing young women with naturally high ones get blown up with implants and then they look reallllly high. But once they start to sag, barring a breast lift, it’s basically the same sagging process as with natural breasts.
While writing that, I literally forgot that Lindsay IS a young woman. Oops!
Her grill looks like she’s wearing a ‘flipper’ that those moms make their toddlers wear in a beauty pageant.
I just can’t get passed that horrible horrible blonde weave and pasty skin. Is she seriously believing she is Marilyn incarnate? Hope she realizes in order to be Liz (who like Marilyn is officially looking down now wondering WTF) she will have to have more meat on her cracken bones, not look so pasty, and be raven haired. It’s not a still photo shoot this round…
She is so cracked out & broke down its actually kind of sad.
Wow, she looks JUST like Marilyn Monroe!
…in that she looks like she’s been dead for 50 years.
That’s the first outfit I’ve seen her wear to court that’s actually appropriate for court. Yet she ruins it with her gross saggy booby display. How is it possible for one human being to display such rotten judgement at EVERY single turn in her life???
Why would you wear a bra to court??? Just be glad she wore panties and didn’t flash the judge!
J/k. And I support (ha ha!) anyone’s decision to go braless, but freeballing it in court is a bit over the top.
How are hers saggier than mine, when I’ve had 2 kids and nursed them both? Wear a bra before they sink lower, for goodness sake!
It’s all in the genes, you must have better skin elasticity than her. Also she’s abused her body with drugs.
The hooker part I can believe, it’s the “high class” part I’m having issues with.
Yes she needs to reign the girls in!
I am a 32D and the only bra that I wear is by Frederick’s of Hollywood, called the ultimate cleavage bra. They have no seams on the outside of the cup so they work with tee shirts. They come with little chicken cutlet pads inside them which I take out, and think about Madonna’s cheeks, LOL. These bras make your breasts look amazing. It’s almost false advertising to men. 😉
Lindsay, get thee to Frederick’s!!!!!
I’m the same size, I will be looking this bra up, I’ve needed a better one for ages! TY LOL!
I really like Anita bras — not exactly mind-blowing sexy, but they do a great job with big cup / small band sizes. Definitely worth it if you’re after support.
Yes. She’s obviously a bit screwed up BUT man, leave her breasts alone. We are predominantly women here and should all know that they come in different shapes and sizes…I actually told a woman I worked with once that she’d look better with a bra and she replied that “she was wearing one”. Awkward to say the least. So it does happen. Girl might be wearing a bra, just not a particularly good one. Also her outfit is banging! Love the pants, love the sweater, love the scarf, bag and jacket. Muted pastel shades are coming back in for SS12 – sadly for all who hate here she’s actually right on trend.
I do hate the hair though LOL!
Hey,
Where’s Madisyn? This discussion is missing her unique perspective.
I’ll say this: At least she wore more than one thin layer this time. She’s been exposing herself in court for the past two years, and it’s just whorey and gross.
I mean, I’m a friggin’ 34-36B and I can’t even bring myself to go to the store braless even under a coat in winter! I’m certain people can see ’em bouncin’ and saggin’ and lookin’ for pennies (LOL thanks ‘gg’)!
To me it just seems like another desperate grasp at attention. By any means necessary. Even whorey and gross means.
Those puppies are looking directly SOUTH. Not like the online Playboy pics that had them looking in a completely different angle. Completely different shape. Too bad Photoshop doesn’t work, or carry over in real life.
I’ve lost interest in Lindsay; what’s Michael Lohan up to? LOL.