(OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
In case you missed it, I already wrote one story about Michael Fassbender earlier today. It’s always a good (slow) day when I get to write about Fassy twice! So, in addition to his pale, shirtless, Fassdongy hotness on the cover of The Hollywood Reporter, Fassy also appeared on The Late Show With David Letterman last night. I’m including some photos of Fassy from outside of the Ed Sullivan Theater (at the end of the post), and I’ve included a decent video of the interview below. You know how much I love Fassy in motion, right? But he needed some face powder, and he needs to grow out his hair a little bit. Still, I would nail it to the wall. Just sayin’.
Gah. His accent. His shark smile! His tight jeans. His bulge. DAMN IT FASSY I’m trying to work here.
I think he did well with Letterman – there’s a bit of the naughty schoolboy to Michael, and it seemed like Letterman was trying to really talk about Shame with more seriousness than Fassy wanted to get into. Which isn’t to say that Fassy won’t really talk about the issues that Shame brings to the table – he will and he has. In another recent interview, Fassy really talked about sexual addiction and what the Brandon character is going through. The piece is Michael’s Interview Magazine cover story for the February issue, which is now online. Josh Broling did the interview – they worked together on Jonah Hex, and it seems like they’re bros. I’m not going to excerpt the interview – you can read the whole thing here, and I hope that you do. It’s a good piece! I will include the photos from Interview Mag, because… um…oh… what was I saying?
OH CRAP. I just saw this – Fassy did a shirtless photo shoot for W Magazine too!!!!!! Jesus, somebody’s Oscar campaign is in full swing, right? And by “full swing” I mean “Michael Fassbender has an enormous penis, and he will swing it around to get votes for Best Actor.” DEAR GOD the photo where he’s just wearing a sheet? I need to take off my pants right now. NO! I’ll use it as the header image. If you want to read Fassy’s W Magazine interview, go here.
Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame, W Magazine and Interview Mag.
Checks panties … Still dry 🙁
LMFAO!!!
WIN. Also, same here.
LOL. I concur!
Not the case here. It’s Fassy in bed so yeah. He looks soooo good with short cropped hair.
The picture of him wearing nothing but a sheet is my favourite as well.
Fassbender does nothing for me, but that header sheet pic is def pretty hot. But then he goes and ruins that by wearing those jeans on Letterman! What was he thinking with those? 🙂
I’m not crazy about him either…he’s definitely not my type (I like dark-haired, dark-eyed guys) but sometimes Fassbender can be very attractive, sexy and charming.
P.S.: I agree that those jeans were bad.
And it’s not even Friday!
Oh great fn balls of fire…that man is ozzzing hotness in that first pic. Geeez!
Jesus he’s hot….I’m at work and this is not helping.
I’ve told my boyfriend should the time come I’m leaving him for the Fassdong. He’s ok with that, which is good cause I’ve laminated my list and Fassy is at the top.
I’m Irish. He’s my compatriot, therefore he’s MINE. I OWN this bad boy. Hands – and eyes – off, people.
(What, like no one else here has delusions?)
Watch out, Kaiser has a mean “slut shank”!
I’ve got my popcorn ready!……
I’ll put 5 on Kaiser for the win!
Uh oh girlfight!
*sits next to Newtsgal with some twizzlers & diet coke*
Lmaooo. Liz, get ready to be banned.Jk Threatning Kaiser…oh bitch its on!!!
@newtsgal, I don’t know. There’s a reason Notre Dame is called The fightin’ Irish. @Liz might be able to take her 😉
He is smokin hot in that first picture
Oh good god..he even makes SMOKING look sexy. I think you should delete that earlier post that details his “type”-it’s really killing my fantasy.
The first picture-“Crawl under the covers with me”. I don’t know what it is about this man that turns me into a hormonal teen.
I saw that too.
It made me think of one of my uncles. He spent his young lfe as a bit of a ladies’ man. And they were ALL the same type – my grandmother used to sourly say that he just dated the same woman for years and made her change her name periodically.
Dark skinned, tall, slender, “exotic”, kuh-RAY-zee…And then he married a pale, rake thin, short, matter of fact redhead and now has nine children (!) with her.
It’s not that it gives me hope with the Fassdong (as if!), but it does remind me of the old saying: “If you want to make god laugh, just tell him your plans”.
Sweet! That means I still have a chance. I’m half black, half white (with a little native american-my grandma is half native american, half black), but as luck would have it….I’m white as a snowflake. If you saw me, you would think I was white except for my hair, which is really thick and curly. I’m actually the palest one out of my siblings, and we’re all half black.
The funny thing is, I did not get why Kaiser loved Fassy so much. I thought he was okay looking, until I watched Xmen first class. OH MY GOD. My twin brother really regrets telling me about the movie, because now all I do is tell him all the gossip about Fassy from Celebitchy.
Oh Liz-thanks for giving me a flicker of hope! Ha ha..:)
Mr Smurf-see “Shame”. It’s a must if you love The Fass.
I think Fassy’s type is pink. If you get my point. His past girlfriends have been “exotic”, but I bet he’d hit anything if she was pretty and Kuurazy. I think he enjoys crazy chicks, cuz he’s kinda kuurazy too.
I have to admit though, he had amazing chemistry with that girl in shame( she’s black btw)Until he went limp!LAWD!
That was one of the hottest scenes make-out scenes in a movie ever. But yeah, the ending was…disappointing 🙁
I think Letterman really liked the film (or at least was really intrigued by it) and didn’t get his answers because Fassy was being so cheeky. I do feel kind of bad for Fassy that Dave went on a 2 min tangent about Viggo….stick with the Fassdong Dave, he’s right in front of you!
But oh so hot… that accent. I too, love the shark smile. And dear god, those pics. I love that he doesn’t wax that chest like a 12 year old boy…all man!
oh man Kaiser- Fassy was on NPR yesterday and it was a great interview, you should really listen to it!
Apparently he has had a couple episodes of drunk violent behavior toward women. He beat up his gfriend on 2 different occasions and has an assult and battery charge. Anyone else hear this?
where did you hear this?
None of that has been proven, the charges were dropped and the ex in question has a history of doing this with her ex’s.
It is not rare for victims of domestic abuse to drop the charges out of guilt or intimidation etc AND it isn’t rare AT ALL for women with low self esteem who have been abused before to keep finding themselves in relationships like this because they think it’s what they deserve.
The fact that he’s hooking up with her again proves it’s true.
Whoaaaaa…! YES! Less (clothes) is more. God, my hormones are jumpin’ like a disco.
I just came
lmaoooooooooooooooooo! Smh!
Well, my biscuits are officially burnt to a crisp. Thanks a lot, Fassy! And bless you and your “Shame.”
Oh good G_d!! My heart is racing and I can’t stop grinning. How I wish I was that sheet, better yet underneath it. Damnn!
Two for twofer!
Thirsty Thursday! Yum 🙂
The panty stock just went up, Fassy!
(For some anyhoos)
pS – Is it considered cheating if you’re lusting over the 1st pix and your dh is no where around? lolz
PPS – last pix he’s adjusting his belt cos they’re be some sweet spankin’ goin’ on tonite! 😉
I would hit it like the fists of an angry god.
LOL.
LMFAO!!!!
Where can I see this enormous penis?
Maybe once I’ve seen it I can judge if he is all that more than Hammdong 😉
Where do you live, Happy? I saw Shame a few weeks ago but I live in Boston. Someone said you can also find pics of Fassdong on the interwebs…
Holy S#@t! luv the first picture:)
im waiting to watch shame here in spain,im feeling that im missing a BIIIIG PART of the story XD
Fassy²?
Oh happy day, this Terrific Thursday!
Keep the Fassbender posts coming. Those W mag photos…wow.
I am imagining him rubbing his stubbly cheeks against my mocha colored breast while I arch my back and he moves his head slightly and with his shark like teeth captures a nip… hey sorry I thought I was posting to some other board (lol)
MORE!!!! ha ha aha
I can write naughtier than that (lol) but I have to remember this is a family board (lmao)
Haha. I thought Kaiser missed the W magazine pictures. I should have known better than to doubt Kaiser would find them. I needed a cigarette after.LOL. Kaiser has turned me into a ginger lover. The man’s body is rocking.
ha ha you girls make me laugh hard – I’m so glad I can share the love, have tried to convert people but they ain’t biting!
one girl at work actually said ‘he’s disgusting’
He is sex on a short stick. I wish he was taller. I loved the interview.
God I am imagining a very naughty sandwich right now with Fassy, ASkars and me. Sigh… 😀
Whoa, he should get all the Oscars for this photo shoot! Holy shizz….
He can swing ‘it’ in my direction any time he wants!!!!!!!
I need a poster of that 1st pic in the bed. And a plastic cover for it. *devil horns* Note to the Fassbender: PLEASE STOP SMOKING!!
Voting for Oscar noms was DONE by January 13…so it’s all icing on the Fassy cake now.
I met Fassy last week. And I made him laugh. And I still haven’t recovered. Even though he was wearing really, really ugly trainers. I was with my husband at the time, and I think even HE has a crush on Fassy now.